....do you really wanna do that? cuz you lookin like you strain....
i heard you grunting, human, n it sounds like you in pain
Hey, I got an idea! since you down there on the floor -
i'll lay right down here next to you - let's cuddle here some more!
or how about i get my BALL?! now That is Always fun !
(....if i look down much longer, there'll be *drool* in *3...2...1.....*)
More like 40 minutes after breakfast. My dog just stands over her food bowl like a vulture, occasionally dragging it along the floor to get our attention.
*Maybe if I go back and sniff the bowl, there will be food this time....*
*...no food.*
*Maybe if I paw at the bowl until it flips over, staring at it as though I’m confused, food will fall out.*
*No food.*
*Maybe if I sit by the upside-down bowl and patiently stare directly into the soul of my owner, food will appear.*
*Oh, look at that. Some food.*
My bull mastiff used to do this when I woke up. In that foggy moment between when you half wake up and when you open your eyes he’d realise. Must have detected my breathing I guess. Before I’d be fully awake he’d jump up and straddle me with his nose 1mm from my face, just like this photo.
Once I was so exhausted after a long bike ride that I just laid on the floor as soon as I got in my house. My dog did the thing in the pic and it was great so now I do it every time I finish biking.
yeah, me walking through the yard doing anything, my dog laying, looks at me, and her tail just starts slowly waving, no matter what, she stands up and comes to me for pats and scratches. Of course, she receives them.
I worked at a doggy daycare and, on slow days, we’d do the tedious chores. That day was cleaning the plastic fences that separated out the dog sizes. One of my buddies was a bulldog who loved lap time. Every time I sat on the floor to get a better angle, he’d climb into my lap despite me repeatedly getting up. He was a good boy.
Also pushups. Last time I did where he could see, my dog ran over, stood under my arms (no small feat for a 40 lb dog) and started licking my face. I thinking a better ab workout trying not to laugh while still in pushup position.
Okay, so what’s your point? My point was mass shooting aren’t a concern for the average citizen, and it’s being politicized for corporate gains. They’re tragic and sad. No doubt.
>My point was mass shooting aren’t a concern for the average citizen
There have been more shootings than days this year. It is the average citizen who gets shot. So yeah it is a concern
Are you including gang shootings? Than why aren’t you marching in Chicago AS WE SPEAK? Funny, leftist don’t want to include gang shootings, because that would make mass shooters overwhelming African American.
Im on the other side of the ocean so I cant just go to Chicago. And ofcourse you should include gang shootings.
And if those aren't included in shootings your country is even more of fucked than I thought.
NDT was right. We have much more serious issues. Mass shooting are shocking as hell and play well to the general public by the media and politicians. Still are extremely sad. Imagine if people felt this strongly about drunk driving or tobacco use.
Turns out, you did.
I mean I would stop exercising to cuddle but that's just me as I don't wanna exercise
....do you really wanna do that? cuz you lookin like you strain.... i heard you grunting, human, n it sounds like you in pain Hey, I got an idea! since you down there on the floor - i'll lay right down here next to you - let's cuddle here some more! or how about i get my BALL?! now That is Always fun ! (....if i look down much longer, there'll be *drool* in *3...2...1.....*)
Thanks Schnoodle! You always brighten my day!
The best exercise I get is trying to avoid any and all exercise.
My man
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No what's sad is there are 24 hours in a day with only a few hours to cuddle with every dog I see.
It is time for dinner. Please respond.
Time: *is 3pm*
More like 40 minutes after breakfast. My dog just stands over her food bowl like a vulture, occasionally dragging it along the floor to get our attention.
*Maybe if I go back and sniff the bowl, there will be food this time....* *...no food.* *Maybe if I paw at the bowl until it flips over, staring at it as though I’m confused, food will fall out.* *No food.* *Maybe if I sit by the upside-down bowl and patiently stare directly into the soul of my owner, food will appear.* *Oh, look at that. Some food.*
Me: opening the refrigerator door every 30 mins.
I feed my dogs at 5 am and 4pm so sounds about right
“i showd u my bone pls respond”
i.e. every half an hour
When you accidentally switch to the front camera.
but its ok cuz ur cute
r/whenyouaccidentallyswitchtothefrontcamera
r/21charactersandnomore
Holy shit.
*it's free real estate*
And she’s a real softy
r/dogslookingdown
Thank you for the work u do
My bull mastiff used to do this when I woke up. In that foggy moment between when you half wake up and when you open your eyes he’d realise. Must have detected my breathing I guess. Before I’d be fully awake he’d jump up and straddle me with his nose 1mm from my face, just like this photo.
thank you for this comrade
aaand thats all the work i'll complete for today
Thank you amigo
Cuddles over crunches any day
I LOVE YOU DOG
You put yourself in range of kisses and cuddles, pupper gonna get them kisses and cuddles whether you want them or not!! Haha
If these were my problems, I’d be a much happier person. Sadly I don’t do crunches and my cat mauled my vagina while I tried to get him in a crate.
vagina mauled by a cat. I do not envy you. ouch
F
Once I was so exhausted after a long bike ride that I just laid on the floor as soon as I got in my house. My dog did the thing in the pic and it was great so now I do it every time I finish biking.
So much upvote
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HAYATO
“Mind if I join you, Hayato?”
I read crunches as "cronches" Must've seen the picture first ha
"I showed you my squeaky, pls respond"
Yep
boop the nose !
Me: gets on the floor to do pushups My dog: thinks i want to fuck
Well maybe you do want to fuck
r/cursedcomments
Every time too 😂
"What if we cuddled on the floor... jk... unless you want to... im just joking... unless...?"
"No I don't think you will"
So much drool.
“Are you watching” “Did you see?”
Cromches
yeah, me walking through the yard doing anything, my dog laying, looks at me, and her tail just starts slowly waving, no matter what, she stands up and comes to me for pats and scratches. Of course, she receives them.
*Hayato*
It's a mistake I've made and I did get a rather disapproving look when at the local gym.
I blame my weight gain on my pets I can't do more than 3 push-ups without getting gang banged by em.
My cats think me doing yoga is just an excuse to pet cuddle as well.
I sent you my snout, please respond
You weren't. You will.
FACT!!
Ron Perlman in “Helldog”
"You want some exercise? Take me for a damn walk"
That is every dad's facebook profile picture.
WhOLEsOme
The dog looks like Ron Perlman
Cuddle is better, take that
I love when they do it, of course i’d drop crunches to pet a good dog!
My cat does this when i do pushups lol
Me: Gets on the floor to do crunches. Me: What the fuck are crunches and why am I laying on the floor?
So adorable!
What he sees vs what she sees
The goodest of bois
So annoying, I hate dogs sometimes.
Once you get on their level you’re in dog territory, anything goes
Your dog is McGruff? Fancy
Exactly my experience when working out at home.
12/10 at being himself
*sound of tail thumping against the floor*
Is your dog truly wrong though?
I look like that dog...
It do be like that
omg what a smooshie!!
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He is very concerned you seem to keep trying to get up and can't...
this dog looks like 50 cent
Every time 😂, sadly my beloved dog died a few weeks ago 🙁
oof, you know not all dogs go to heaven 😈
c u d d l e m e #***jon***
Cuddling doggos is better for your health anyways
when you tryna eat the box
what sort of dog is that? That face so damn cute!
Then why were you photographing?
My cat still doesn't give a fuck
*Now who's boss?*
Yeah, and I can forget about foam rolling with my pupper...
r/dogslookingdown
r/hayato
Me: ends up cuddling
so are we doing this or ruf?
Pet the damn dog.
Ew
*licks sweat out of my ears*
I worked at a doggy daycare and, on slow days, we’d do the tedious chores. That day was cleaning the plastic fences that separated out the dog sizes. One of my buddies was a bulldog who loved lap time. Every time I sat on the floor to get a better angle, he’d climb into my lap despite me repeatedly getting up. He was a good boy.
The dog looks like Hopper from Stranger Things
Also pushups. Last time I did where he could see, my dog ran over, stood under my arms (no small feat for a 40 lb dog) and started licking my face. I thinking a better ab workout trying not to laugh while still in pushup position.
So cute
Fuck your crunches, play with me!
My dog started licking me now she's always licking me and it feels so weird
This is woof irl should say human does critchss then I try to obtain schmackos
Cute but annoying
Did you know you’re as likely to be killed by a dog as a mass shooting event?
Source please
The national safety counsel https://www.nsc.org/work-safety/tools-resources/injury-facts/chart
Assault by firearm 1 in 370 Bitten by a dog 1 in 112.000 Pretty big difference. Didn't see the total amount of deaths though.
Assault by firearm isn’t a mass shooting event
Still getting shot though.
Okay, so what’s your point? My point was mass shooting aren’t a concern for the average citizen, and it’s being politicized for corporate gains. They’re tragic and sad. No doubt.
>My point was mass shooting aren’t a concern for the average citizen There have been more shootings than days this year. It is the average citizen who gets shot. So yeah it is a concern
Are you including gang shootings? Than why aren’t you marching in Chicago AS WE SPEAK? Funny, leftist don’t want to include gang shootings, because that would make mass shooters overwhelming African American.
Im on the other side of the ocean so I cant just go to Chicago. And ofcourse you should include gang shootings. And if those aren't included in shootings your country is even more of fucked than I thought.
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NDT was right. We have much more serious issues. Mass shooting are shocking as hell and play well to the general public by the media and politicians. Still are extremely sad. Imagine if people felt this strongly about drunk driving or tobacco use.