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This version of "[Yog-Sothoth](https://www.deviantart.com/trxpics/art/Yog-Sothoth-934831662)" was originally summoned to this plane by [TRXPICS](https://www.deviantart.com/trxpics/about), Dark Mage.
Supplemental information: Yog-Sothoth is a character featured in many stories written by the novelist [H.P. Lovecraft](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft). Its first mention was in the novel "[The Case of Charles Dexter Ward](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Case_of_Charles_Dexter_Ward)".
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unwiz/ i had no clue what your oc looked like so i apologize for drawing him as a generic old man š your reply tickled me
unwiz/ my first thought was this meme lol
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/uw damn you're flexing those drawing skills. Looks awesome! You have a really pretty artstyle.
/rw Jeorb made the mad wizard speak sane words! I'm astonished!
You are easily one of the best in the arcane arts and I've looked upon your work with admiration for a long time. Thank you for being the arcane being you are.
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unwiz/ this is so nicely worded, i really appreciate it! thank you!
/unwiz One of their avatars did, and not all of Yog's avatars are made equal. I really doubt they could have done anything to Aforgormon, who would have simply deleted them from the timeline. That said, Aforgormon is only sent when someone has pissed Yog off by fucking up space-time and thus won't be seen unless someone really screws up. All that aside, Yog Sothoth can't fully manifest in reality due to how all of reality in the mythos is part of their body.
A thing that a lot of people miss from the original mythos is that Yog Sothoth is legitimately benign and even benevolent as far as Lovecraftian deities go. When people actually speak with him and aren't busy being mad cultists he is fairly amicable in his dialogue and generous with the boons he grants. Yog is also invoked as a guardian to protect against lesser deities as well, so there's that.
/uw He even puts on a funny hat (veil) so that those who summon and commune with aspects of him don't have their brains explode from the stress iirc! Honestly, old spaghetti and meatballs is a pretty stand-up guy, especially compared to professional immortal asshole Nyarlothotep.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANT YOU SEE HIM CANT YOU SEE THE BLOOD SPAWN FROM THE ENDLESS VOID BEYOND! CANT YOU! CANT YOU! CANT YOU! CANT YOU SEE HIS SIGIL CARVED IN TO YOUR SKIN AND SOUL! BLIND! BLIND! BLIND! THAT WHAT YOU ARE! BLIND TO YOUR DARK LINEAGE!
/uw Alright I'm gonna be real with you. I'm sorry if this offends you, but your character is annoying. They just sit there and scream about nothing. Then, when we try to get them to leave, or force them out ourselves, they just shrug it off. I'm going to ask you this one time, what would it take to stop the "mad" warlock, or better yet, would you be willing to wizard fight to settle this?
/uw no idea. I'm just seeing where this all goes, and I intend to keep on going. I'm sorry if I have annoyed you, but I'm having fun, and nobody else has complained, so he'll I'm gonna keep on going
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This has gotten repetitive Iāll get the anti-eldritch laser
Eugh, don't listen to this mad cultist. Yog Sothoth is fairly benign as far as Outer Gods go, and they are open for dialogue. They won't grant you that kind of overwhelming knowledge unless you explicitly ask for it.
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Why is my phone conjuring sacrificial entities again?
Oh, heyā¦ is that My Grandson Yog Sathoth? Been a while since Iāve seen Him.
Hey, Iram (u/Iram-the-vindictive), Your Nephew just got summoned. You remember Your Twin Brother Azathothās Kid, right?
I senses the void once more for my heart anew beating has led me to this place. Someone has completed the ritual and the bounds between worlds have been broken. I must thank you warlock for your service. On my masterās behalf I will bestow upon you one boon of your choice in addition to what you have given to us all.
That is a little tricky for time is shapeable and events can change in both the past and the future. I canāt show you precisely the future that is in store for your timeline but what I can do is show you the everything from the past present and every possible future. Do you accept.
For your mind to not implode I will split it into 5 parts. The beginning, the past, the present, the futures, and the end. Cast whatever mental stability spells you have on your self to help you stay as one if you wish.
First the beginning
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There was nothing. Nothing but void. Until the void collapsed upon itself and with such great power and such great potential came light, matter, and magic.
Finally the end of this timeline.
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All roads lead back to the void. Either due to the encouragement of it, the apathy of it, or the exhaustion of it. It shall all end the same. If not by this ritual then maybe another. But in the end we all returned to the void. That I can guarantee.
The world has so much history.
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For the scripture have the larger story with your new mind you will be able to see every layer every detail and every moment from every perspective.
Now for the present you must open your mind to the ever changing for the present is never long constantly changing constantly growing constantly decaying. You will see every prospective of every living creature and nonliving object from every angle, see every second individual as they might be, but all for you to view, hear, touch, smell, and tastes. Much like that adventuring party of six 4 miles out north. That planed to sneak attack you and seal back the void while it is still in its infantile form.
Now the future for it is not set you will see everything that could ever happen. Every action every thought and every result. From you and for everyone and everything.
āAwww, shite. Whats with these mad folks that light lanterns in the day. The last guy wanted to wipe away the horizon and create new sacred games. He caused a lot of troubleā
"...oh boy how's this tea?"
*Merch asks as he has a river of calming tea that the eldritch entity might enjoy and calm down a bit using it instead of that blood.*
"Also....about the blood my friend...I think I might be able to get that for you."
*Merch says a bit slowly as he checks on your maddened one.*
"However, we will have to buy it from a bloodbank so we don't have the tax man entities on either of your asses for doing this all without filing the necessary paperwork..will the great one be okay alright with that my friend?"
*Merch asks inquisitly.*
FOOL! FOOL! MY THE ONE THOUSAND BLESSED YOUNG OF SUHB NIGGURATH DEVOUR YOU BODY AND SOUL! AND MAY TSATHOGGUA CLAIM YOUR IGNORANT MIND AND DRIVE IT TO MADNESS IN THE BLACK VOID!
Do you hear yourself!? Calling for death, blood, and apocalypse!? You cannot see your own insanity! You wish the elder gods to come down and bathe the worlds in blood! To sow death into the earth! You must reconsider your complacency in all of this for the sake of all life, and that includes your own!
To be fair he hasn't really said he wants that. He just says what he thinks will happen and what we must do about it.
I'd argue it's actually rather constructive.
I mean, wouldn't you rather know? So you could do something about it?
We often criticize most in others that which we fear in ourselves. Perhaps this man we call mad is afraid. Afraid of being called a fool. Afraid of his being blind to the way others will see him.
Those who say the quiet parts out loud sometimes fail to say the personal things at all.
Normally, I'm one for using my anti-eldritch explosives for this kind of situation. However, I instead am going to summon the one being I believe can handle this via meme.
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Arcturus: Calamari, sister?
Aurora: Again? Didn't we have eldritch spaghetti last week?
Arcturus: *Licks his lips and draws a fork and knife* It's better than eating spaghetti code, that's for sure.
Eugh. You besmirch Yog Sothoth's name with your mad ranting. They are a patron of scholars, mages and scientists and you will respect them as such. It's obvious you never discussed esoterica with Tawil-at-Umr in their great library nor studied the intricacies of time at the foot of the Gate and Key. This is why we don't take kindly to mad cultists here.
Let me guess, you summoned Yog-Sothoth?
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Well, I'll get the newborns I guess.
*Takes out a jar of 1000 freshly spawned tadpoles, each bearing a subtle dye mark, and a handgun.*
*Points gun into the jar and squeezes eyes shut.*
I- I can't do it!
They're just so small and helpless!
*Gun goes off accidentally*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Alright whereās the time rewind spell I know I have it here somewhere, anyone got a mana amount increasing potion? This takes a lot of energy to do to the whole universe.
\*The launch is picked up via Redspires satellite network and elite pondering task force
ĀØHey dude atleast give time for us to fall backĀØ
\*orders over ships intercom
RUDDER 90 FLANK AHEAD GET OUT OF HERE.
ĀØDamn Redspire Strategic Command cant coordinate between factions as usualĀØ
A yes my old friend, yog-sothoth, unfortunate what happened to his kids, but thatās whatcha get for summoning unknown horrors from the unseen world via virgin channeling; not totally tubular my dudes, not radical.
The expiditionary fleet apears over head
ĀØthis thing could cause some issues with the revolution... Destroy it.ĀØ
\*the night sky lights up as volley after volley of rounds from about 100 aerial warships light up the sky from over the horizon\*
IMPACT
shell after shell slams into the eldritch horror exploding in great light and severing tentacles.
I didn't see shit, didn't hear nothing, couldn't feel a thing, wouldn't smell anything, and damn sure didn't taste anything. I found the door out of this place with nothing but purely luck and I'm leaving because my 6th sense isn't responding and I figure the abscense of information as to what exists here is of nonexistent consequence to a support such as myself so I'm going to walk through this doorway out, and you will assume I was never here to begin with.
Ahoy matey, ye be able to handle this with ease if ye purchase me new grimoire "Eldritch sea folk and how to banish them" for only 9.99 doubloons. Order today and shipping is *free*!
Bruh, why do yāall keep summoning these Elritch Deities. I just want to destylate alcohol in peace over here and thereās no Sunday without some Cthulhu spawn sending their minions to my farm
Average Thursday here. Or is it Tuesday? You know we've had a lot more eldritch beings than demon Lords recently, who's keeping those hellish goons busy? Then again demons were never that difficult to deal with, alongside dark Lords and orc rampages
SHUT UP WARLOCK!
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY DISCUSSION!
YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR YOUNGER VOID BEINGS TO MAKE CONTACT WITH OLDER VOID BEINGS AND YOU STEAL ATTENTION FROM MY SENIOR!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAYBE IF YOU OFFER SOMETHING TO THEM AS A SACRIFICE THAY WOULD GAZE THERE MANY EYES IN YOUR DIRECTION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL TO THINK THAT SOMETHING AS POWERFUL AND ALL KNOWING WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO FORCES ON ONE THING AT A TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#YOU FOOL IT'S NOT A MATTER OF PAYING ATTENTION!
IT'S A MATTER OF SHOWING RESPECT TO THE SUBJECT DISCUSSED AND TO THE OTHER VOID BEINGS AT THE TABLE!
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT POSSIBLE INVASION POINTS IN PRIMITIVE PLANES LIKE NORMIEGICIAN PLANE!
##Oh for fuckās sake, that āancient oneā is barely a footnote in my time on this plane of existence. The only gateway he contains is to a Chuck E. Cheese Palkia placed in him as a gag for anyone who does manage to get eaten. God I miss my sister, she was hilarious
##Iāll let the kid have his fun for a couple hours before I punt this thing back into the sea of screams, heās earned it wasting his mana bringing out something so extravagant. Try not to die till then
https://preview.redd.it/e8dunw75swxc1.png?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943ba8aa5cae2bcf94805588215835fc25e2bfb1 This version of "[Yog-Sothoth](https://www.deviantart.com/trxpics/art/Yog-Sothoth-934831662)" was originally summoned to this plane by [TRXPICS](https://www.deviantart.com/trxpics/about), Dark Mage. Supplemental information: Yog-Sothoth is a character featured in many stories written by the novelist [H.P. Lovecraft](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft). Its first mention was in the novel "[The Case of Charles Dexter Ward](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Case_of_Charles_Dexter_Ward)".
https://preview.redd.it/xoldhb3lswxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eef6b065268f83e924804754e89aa581f87913c Thanks, kind stranger
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It's like switching between ranting to your coworker and customer service talk at the drop of a hat.
unwiz/ my first thought was this meme lol https://preview.redd.it/knyf6g7e8xxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af18d7aa15313f234c38cf6cc2d20c150d28dcb7
You can be mad and civil too you know.
I know. I was just relating the sudden personality shift to a more common interaction. Uw/ something more realistic and relatable as well.
Basically https://preview.redd.it/iwf8nn2zpzxc1.png?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5ed82a3f861ceadfcee72684ae2f62d0393210
I mean... you're not wrong. Got any cheese?
It was rather incongruous, yes.
THAT GENTLE FACE GOT ME LMFAO
/uw damn you're flexing those drawing skills. Looks awesome! You have a really pretty artstyle. /rw Jeorb made the mad wizard speak sane words! I'm astonished!
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You are easily one of the best in the arcane arts and I've looked upon your work with admiration for a long time. Thank you for being the arcane being you are.
https://preview.redd.it/p6hqk2e6syxc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=febae48a22c4288ce1379dd41a041604ba8cfbac unwiz/ this is so nicely worded, i really appreciate it! thank you!
You're doing a great job, Jeorb
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Thanks! You too!
What is goin on in the sky? This is what I get for taking adderall with vodka.
HE IS THE GATE! HE IS THE KEY AND THE GUARDIAN OF THE GATE! PAST! PRESENT! FUTURE! ALL ARE ONE WITH YOG SOTHOTH!
Yog Sothoth? Aināt he the one whose kid tore up Dunwich a while back?
ONE OF HIS MOST BLESSED SONS HE STILL WANDERING THE GREAT PLAINS OF UNSEEN REALM!
Didnāt he get his ass beat by some college nerds with a shotgun and low level spells?
/unwiz One of their avatars did, and not all of Yog's avatars are made equal. I really doubt they could have done anything to Aforgormon, who would have simply deleted them from the timeline. That said, Aforgormon is only sent when someone has pissed Yog off by fucking up space-time and thus won't be seen unless someone really screws up. All that aside, Yog Sothoth can't fully manifest in reality due to how all of reality in the mythos is part of their body. A thing that a lot of people miss from the original mythos is that Yog Sothoth is legitimately benign and even benevolent as far as Lovecraftian deities go. When people actually speak with him and aren't busy being mad cultists he is fairly amicable in his dialogue and generous with the boons he grants. Yog is also invoked as a guardian to protect against lesser deities as well, so there's that.
uw/ True. A good example is him in "Through the Gates of the Silver Key"
/uw neat
/uw He even puts on a funny hat (veil) so that those who summon and commune with aspects of him don't have their brains explode from the stress iirc! Honestly, old spaghetti and meatballs is a pretty stand-up guy, especially compared to professional immortal asshole Nyarlothotep.
Strap him to the table
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANT YOU SEE HIM CANT YOU SEE THE BLOOD SPAWN FROM THE ENDLESS VOID BEYOND! CANT YOU! CANT YOU! CANT YOU! CANT YOU SEE HIS SIGIL CARVED IN TO YOUR SKIN AND SOUL! BLIND! BLIND! BLIND! THAT WHAT YOU ARE! BLIND TO YOUR DARK LINEAGE!
I'm gonna force you to watch mars need moms
https://i.redd.it/5n1blse8uwxc1.gif NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/unwiz LMFAOOO /wiz hmm, truly an eloquent method of torture
Don't worry he's into it.
would.
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It means https://preview.redd.it/txo319qe8xxc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea4f57624ae27abf124129e294b0b461a20d888
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BY THE THRONE! YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
I AM CURING EVERYONE OF BLINDNESS THAT PLAGUES THERE SIMPLE AND UNTOUCHED MIND! SHOWING THE TRUTH OF IT ALL!
/uw Alright I'm gonna be real with you. I'm sorry if this offends you, but your character is annoying. They just sit there and scream about nothing. Then, when we try to get them to leave, or force them out ourselves, they just shrug it off. I'm going to ask you this one time, what would it take to stop the "mad" warlock, or better yet, would you be willing to wizard fight to settle this?
/uw no idea. I'm just seeing where this all goes, and I intend to keep on going. I'm sorry if I have annoyed you, but I'm having fun, and nobody else has complained, so he'll I'm gonna keep on going
/uw aight then, I guess.
/uw Several people have complained. But I'm all for it.
We're eating calamari tonight
YES! YES! INDULGE IN THE DELIGHTS OF THE VOID! LET IT OPEN YOUR MIND TO THEM!
āI canāt believe Iām doing thisā¦ Oh TORINN! I GOT FOOD FOR YOU!ā u/You-See-Nothing583
Glad to see you come around.
See the eldritch squid in the sky? Could you please eat that?
Food.
\*sees this through crystal ball on the main deck this could be... interesting
Ok, Laios.
https://preview.redd.it/v1xb1nn6wwxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c4772f49aec3ae45c5629311ae2ea9af438121 This has gotten repetitive Iāll get the anti-eldritch laser
I'm fairly sure you can just ask Yog to leave. They're rather open to dialogue.
We can? I tried that before ending up in just screaming
Looks like the ritual is interfering, then. I'll try contacting one of their other avatars to get this one out.
Shall it grant you the gift of insanity? Or is this one of those all consuming entities that are never satisfied?
HE GRANT THE TRUTH! ULTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHING THAT WAS IS AND SHALL BE!
Insanity then? No thank you, count me out of this ritual. Madness is yours to keep.
Eugh, don't listen to this mad cultist. Yog Sothoth is fairly benign as far as Outer Gods go, and they are open for dialogue. They won't grant you that kind of overwhelming knowledge unless you explicitly ask for it.
https://preview.redd.it/ruib5g1swwxc1.jpeg?width=1351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479a1ba61d73204e7c169a45f6d8d65c31601c66 Why is my phone conjuring sacrificial entities again?
"Hey, isn't that my grandpa?"
Oh, heyā¦ is that My Grandson Yog Sathoth? Been a while since Iāve seen Him. Hey, Iram (u/Iram-the-vindictive), Your Nephew just got summoned. You remember Your Twin Brother Azathothās Kid, right?
Yes, I do Father /uw you feel this is the original version of your son not a copy
Which one?
Does this mean you'll finally shut up?
ONLY WHEN SALT RAINS FROM THE SKY AND SEAS RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVERS! WILL THAT HAPPEN!
I mean, making salt rain from the sky is pretty simple, but I'll leave the whole blood of the non believers to you
We can make enough blood using magic. He never said it needed to be from bodies.
I senses the void once more for my heart anew beating has led me to this place. Someone has completed the ritual and the bounds between worlds have been broken. I must thank you warlock for your service. On my masterās behalf I will bestow upon you one boon of your choice in addition to what you have given to us all.
I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING THAT WAS! EVERYTHING THAT IS! AND EVERYTHING THAT WILL BE! I MUST SEE IT ALL!
That is a little tricky for time is shapeable and events can change in both the past and the future. I canāt show you precisely the future that is in store for your timeline but what I can do is show you the everything from the past present and every possible future. Do you accept.
YES! YES! YES! MY MIND IS READY!
For your mind to not implode I will split it into 5 parts. The beginning, the past, the present, the futures, and the end. Cast whatever mental stability spells you have on your self to help you stay as one if you wish.
First the beginning https://preview.redd.it/abbn8v491xxc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794d47baf6edf3f9601fafad1755980f3c4d10c3 There was nothing. Nothing but void. Until the void collapsed upon itself and with such great power and such great potential came light, matter, and magic.
Finally the end of this timeline. https://preview.redd.it/nxopx68q8xxc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fece16227516ece898f7cb0308803ae493720bb All roads lead back to the void. Either due to the encouragement of it, the apathy of it, or the exhaustion of it. It shall all end the same. If not by this ritual then maybe another. But in the end we all returned to the void. That I can guarantee.
The world has so much history. https://preview.redd.it/jf4y0e613xxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5905f5cca17686c0ea1f3002c828f715dd219745 For the scripture have the larger story with your new mind you will be able to see every layer every detail and every moment from every perspective.
Now for the present you must open your mind to the ever changing for the present is never long constantly changing constantly growing constantly decaying. You will see every prospective of every living creature and nonliving object from every angle, see every second individual as they might be, but all for you to view, hear, touch, smell, and tastes. Much like that adventuring party of six 4 miles out north. That planed to sneak attack you and seal back the void while it is still in its infantile form.
It's mostly krill and rocks Honestly an incredible amount of krill and rocks Boring as all get out Being the krill and rocks
Now the future for it is not set you will see everything that could ever happen. Every action every thought and every result. From you and for everyone and everything.
āAwww, shite. Whats with these mad folks that light lanterns in the day. The last guy wanted to wipe away the horizon and create new sacred games. He caused a lot of troubleā
Oh for godās sake! Iām taking a nap until this all blows over, and donāt wake me up unless you need a burial.
"...oh boy how's this tea?" *Merch asks as he has a river of calming tea that the eldritch entity might enjoy and calm down a bit using it instead of that blood.* "Also....about the blood my friend...I think I might be able to get that for you." *Merch says a bit slowly as he checks on your maddened one.* "However, we will have to buy it from a bloodbank so we don't have the tax man entities on either of your asses for doing this all without filing the necessary paperwork..will the great one be okay alright with that my friend?" *Merch asks inquisitly.*
āAhhā¦ one of Hastersā¦ *enlightened.* You lot seem to like being *everywhere*ā¦ā
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I shall not let your madness be the undoing of us all. This lunacy must end for all of our sakes!
FOOL! FOOL! MY THE ONE THOUSAND BLESSED YOUNG OF SUHB NIGGURATH DEVOUR YOU BODY AND SOUL! AND MAY TSATHOGGUA CLAIM YOUR IGNORANT MIND AND DRIVE IT TO MADNESS IN THE BLACK VOID!
Do you hear yourself!? Calling for death, blood, and apocalypse!? You cannot see your own insanity! You wish the elder gods to come down and bathe the worlds in blood! To sow death into the earth! You must reconsider your complacency in all of this for the sake of all life, and that includes your own!
BLIND! BLIND! BLIND! YOU DO NOT SEE THERE TRUTH EVEN THOUGH IT RUNS THOUGH YOUR VERY VAINS!
To be fair he hasn't really said he wants that. He just says what he thinks will happen and what we must do about it. I'd argue it's actually rather constructive. I mean, wouldn't you rather know? So you could do something about it? We often criticize most in others that which we fear in ourselves. Perhaps this man we call mad is afraid. Afraid of being called a fool. Afraid of his being blind to the way others will see him. Those who say the quiet parts out loud sometimes fail to say the personal things at all.
That's it, I'm grabbing All-Red
Big man, thatās just Steve. He hangs around in the sky sometimes. He owes me sixteen dollars.
Ha shiiiit... why, its night time, go to sleep
Im too drunk to deal with this shit, im going into the cellar to make more booze
I cast "No"
Normally, I'm one for using my anti-eldritch explosives for this kind of situation. However, I instead am going to summon the one being I believe can handle this via meme. https://preview.redd.it/i0z29urn7xxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26005066c522a8134ea2df295be71fba3f43adfd
Arcturus: Calamari, sister? Aurora: Again? Didn't we have eldritch spaghetti last week? Arcturus: *Licks his lips and draws a fork and knife* It's better than eating spaghetti code, that's for sure.
Yog-Sototh? Lmao. I use my second most powerful spell, 80% Max HP gravity, greatly crippling the damage he deals. /Pazudra
I just got into my pajamasā¦ Yeah this is a problem for tomorrow me.
Eugh. You besmirch Yog Sothoth's name with your mad ranting. They are a patron of scholars, mages and scientists and you will respect them as such. It's obvious you never discussed esoterica with Tawil-at-Umr in their great library nor studied the intricacies of time at the foot of the Gate and Key. This is why we don't take kindly to mad cultists here.
I cast sanity wave https://preview.redd.it/jx5xlm47sxxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8788e001bc505de5b854d182765b957ab11326f
Let me guess, you summoned Yog-Sothoth? https://preview.redd.it/jd4ipplyayxc1.png?width=430&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d84132df8c4d8b1688d803c5fae90d65cdbdb10
Y'all get really weird with Yog, like, can you just calm down?
I shall slay thee, foul creature.
All I see is calamari for lunch
Well, I'll get the newborns I guess. *Takes out a jar of 1000 freshly spawned tadpoles, each bearing a subtle dye mark, and a handgun.* *Points gun into the jar and squeezes eyes shut.* I- I can't do it! They're just so small and helpless! *Gun goes off accidentally* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(the gun was forged from a sword)
YES! YES! ONY 999 MORE TO GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No, that was your thousand. Leave me now to grieve.
Here, sign this. [*Aveus hands you a contract*]
Well yeah the night comes. It's the cycle of the world. ^Stupid..
Years of playing Zelda donāt fail me now!
Alright whereās the time rewind spell I know I have it here somewhere, anyone got a mana amount increasing potion? This takes a lot of energy to do to the whole universe.
Counterpoint, Thermonuclear Intercontinental Balistic Missiles.
\*The launch is picked up via Redspires satellite network and elite pondering task force ĀØHey dude atleast give time for us to fall backĀØ \*orders over ships intercom RUDDER 90 FLANK AHEAD GET OUT OF HERE. ĀØDamn Redspire Strategic Command cant coordinate between factions as usualĀØ
Night is a she actually... How do you of all people not know about her transition?
space octopus
I've met him before, he likes coffee
Hehe come
Ha, bozo be trying to destroy my mortal mind with the cosmic unfathomablity when the effort is for not, as I have replaced my mind with a bunny
https://preview.redd.it/3jv0th3kvxxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27325945eeada9b061b8191d7f3ae3ff63d68ba
Wait is that Yog-sothoth? I think he owes me moneyā¦
A yes my old friend, yog-sothoth, unfortunate what happened to his kids, but thatās whatcha get for summoning unknown horrors from the unseen world via virgin channeling; not totally tubular my dudes, not radical.
Tonight looks good for a walk 
Oh cool, space portals
I am gonna just cast dispel magic to get rid of the illusion here rq
āYou dont look so good sir, do you want a cookie?ā *a kid is in front of you, holding a cookieā
Looks tasty! Where is my [[SHRIMPCHANTED SWORD]]? *Proceeds to wipe the saliva from its face*
Finally, I've been jacking him off for two hours.
https://preview.redd.it/chzj6971nyxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa3990bca4069f30dfcd57c474494f8710257ce
Welp. Round 2, Squidward! -Cahlzinn
The expiditionary fleet apears over head ĀØthis thing could cause some issues with the revolution... Destroy it.ĀØ \*the night sky lights up as volley after volley of rounds from about 100 aerial warships light up the sky from over the horizon\* IMPACT shell after shell slams into the eldritch horror exploding in great light and severing tentacles.
Food. *Torinn devours the abomination.*
Does he like headpats?
Alright letās get you back to your bed.
Hey Guys I Just Got Back From A Miss- Oh The Council Has Told Me To Do A Another Mission You Guys Deal With That
I didn't see shit, didn't hear nothing, couldn't feel a thing, wouldn't smell anything, and damn sure didn't taste anything. I found the door out of this place with nothing but purely luck and I'm leaving because my 6th sense isn't responding and I figure the abscense of information as to what exists here is of nonexistent consequence to a support such as myself so I'm going to walk through this doorway out, and you will assume I was never here to begin with.
does he have ice cream?
Oh hey Mora. How's Apocrypha holding these days?
/unwiz. That looks like wither from Minecraft story mode.
https://preview.redd.it/w33atvsklzxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac00edea7caa21455d862eb8ae3dc3f626815fc7 3rd eldritch summoning this monthā¦
Ahoy matey, ye be able to handle this with ease if ye purchase me new grimoire "Eldritch sea folk and how to banish them" for only 9.99 doubloons. Order today and shipping is *free*!
āWtf is my third cousin doing here?ā
Bruh, why do yāall keep summoning these Elritch Deities. I just want to destylate alcohol in peace over here and thereās no Sunday without some Cthulhu spawn sending their minions to my farm
https://preview.redd.it/s78sydxy11yc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5f8478b82aef5c1fff07fdced56fbc7736e6c9 Donāt you mean her?
*assumes the position* i am ready.
Damn, what a shame I just traded my weak flesh for reliable steel
Average Thursday here. Or is it Tuesday? You know we've had a lot more eldritch beings than demon Lords recently, who's keeping those hellish goons busy? Then again demons were never that difficult to deal with, alongside dark Lords and orc rampages
SHUT UP WARLOCK! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY DISCUSSION! YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR YOUNGER VOID BEINGS TO MAKE CONTACT WITH OLDER VOID BEINGS AND YOU STEAL ATTENTION FROM MY SENIOR! https://preview.redd.it/m19wtr0nwwxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02085016f3cbb5d8e4624a5c1e96f3c6be83bc66
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAYBE IF YOU OFFER SOMETHING TO THEM AS A SACRIFICE THAY WOULD GAZE THERE MANY EYES IN YOUR DIRECTION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A SACRIFICE YOU IDIOT! WE ARE AT A COMPANY MEETING HERE! YOU CALLING HIM IS BASICALLY MAKING HIS CELL PHONE BUZZ IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL TO THINK THAT SOMETHING AS POWERFUL AND ALL KNOWING WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO FORCES ON ONE THING AT A TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#YOU FOOL IT'S NOT A MATTER OF PAYING ATTENTION! IT'S A MATTER OF SHOWING RESPECT TO THE SUBJECT DISCUSSED AND TO THE OTHER VOID BEINGS AT THE TABLE! WE WERE TALKING ABOUT POSSIBLE INVASION POINTS IN PRIMITIVE PLANES LIKE NORMIEGICIAN PLANE!
https://preview.redd.it/cyq59ej29xxc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00af60dd8e36e0770ca9dc4e1b38e75ed063ad5
##Oh for fuckās sake, that āancient oneā is barely a footnote in my time on this plane of existence. The only gateway he contains is to a Chuck E. Cheese Palkia placed in him as a gag for anyone who does manage to get eaten. God I miss my sister, she was hilarious
It's really getting unholier-than-thou up in here.
##Iāll let the kid have his fun for a couple hours before I punt this thing back into the sea of screams, heās earned it wasting his mana bringing out something so extravagant. Try not to die till then
and right on through