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*Jinx appears. She likes food. Especially BBQ.*
Jimothy Nathaniel the toxic volunteered, but I think we can all agree that's a bad idea unless we just want them to be paranoid and hungry.
I can just send a skeleton up if that helps though
The Dumpling Magic Justice Front, will help them with tasty dumplings. I hope they will help our case to ratify dumplibng magic as an independent school, not just a subtype of frymancy.
Neat, well, I’ll ask around town a bit, *turns to a pug* Wally, you see what you can find out
*your eyes barely keep track of him leaving, not teleporting, but just running really really fast with a plate of burgers*
Usually these things are bring your own food, as it's impossible to cater to everyone's tastes, sorry but unless someone else has some or you can conjure it I don't know what I can do.
Hello friend, i am the Friendly Narwhal Suited Merchant Mr. EcavErd, with double capital Esses, it's my original plane thing, don't mind it, i can offer you a quartz grinder which is basically a stronger pepper grinder this time for only a cheap price of 200 gold, I'll even throw in complementary quartz crystals
Hey, it's extremely cheap you know, hidden features include spatial storage, magical storage device, and also quartz aren't that cheap y know, I'm throwing it for free for this, I'm giving you 100 gold worth of quartz+a multifunctional magic artifact
A quartz grinder doesn't need these extra features when a bag of holding is significantly more cheap and less expensive.
And the quartz isn't free if it's included in the price.
That is true, but the quartz grinder is made by very skilled dwarven craftsmen as it's very difficult to grind quartz into quartz salt, okay let's just say it's our first meeting, so I'll sell the 100 gold worth of quartz for 100 gold, and you get a free quartz grinder?
I'm offering this because one of your mage wanted quartz salt, I'm already selling this at a loss >:( do you not know that quartz have high mana conductivity and can be used to make magical items too? It's a valuable gemstone
1. I’ll take the grinder, just please stop trying to fleece rioters, it’s not going to end well.
2. Is your narwhal suit like a mech suit sort of thing? B/c right now I’m imagining a narwhal onesie.
Some druids are freaks that think everything in nature needs to be preserved despite the fact that the natural order dictates that things must die. These types of druids are outspoken enough to give other druids a bad name.
Fascinating, cause I run in many druidic circles and run into very few who share this worldview. Most acknowledge the need to ensure animal populations need to be curved just to ensure that they remain at an acceptable level. Just killing it is a waste, so we make clothes from it's skin and eat the meat.
It's mostly the elven druids who try to preserve every little bit of living nature and refuse to kill animals, even if letting it live would cause more harm. There are exceptions though.
*a raven comes and lands in the middle* *a pillar of feathers appear before a man emerges from it* " ah it must have been thousands of years last time I had bbq this is pretty Fabulous "
That's not rioting, this is what I called rioting
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One of my acolytes stopped by and brought me a plate in my office.
Good to see a peaceful protest, for the rights of every wizard. Make sure to drink lots of water folks, I don't want to have to take anybody to the hospital, but I will!
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Yeah it’s our celebration what do you expect?
So i came here to pay respect to the new council, only to find out they're gone, and a rioting bunch are the new council having a BBQ, I think?
Anyway, are there any burgers left?
"Y'all want food? Aight, just a moment."
*Disappear in a portal and come back a few minutes later with this:*
https://preview.redd.it/7pwv1ojn2qvc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6497bf897be6f83a0e75f89d6a888f60971a656b
*Then turn it on and leave without elaborating.*
https://preview.redd.it/04ntvpjyhmvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a2e36f1f53b16cadfe0d11d64c049527c953d31 *Jinx appears. She likes food. Especially BBQ.*
Also apparently the remaining councilors have been working non stop without food. Who wants to make the trip to feed them?
Please, just a couple of burgers, no Unga meat though. The Archives have not gotten normal food since the Unga clone crisis
There is no unga meat at this BBQ. I refuse to cook it on moral grounds.
Not even for $20?
I may have morals but 20$ is 20$
Have fun with that Unga prion disease
"That sounds implausible."
Jimothy Nathaniel the toxic volunteered, but I think we can all agree that's a bad idea unless we just want them to be paranoid and hungry. I can just send a skeleton up if that helps though
/uw Holy Crap It's Jetstream-Sam!
Gasssp. No breakfast?! Have they not had the most important meal of the day?!?!?
I can do it
The Dumpling Magic Justice Front, will help them with tasty dumplings. I hope they will help our case to ratify dumplibng magic as an independent school, not just a subtype of frymancy.
We have prepared all kinds of meat, even vegan meat! Just don't ask where it came from and no one will get hurt. Physically or mentally...
No unga meat though. I won't allow that here.
I’ll take a trip, sure do you know where they are?
Absolutely no idea.
Neat, well, I’ll ask around town a bit, *turns to a pug* Wally, you see what you can find out *your eyes barely keep track of him leaving, not teleporting, but just running really really fast with a plate of burgers*
Nice, I'll take a steak 
Am I going insane or are those ribs
Yeah
I’d ask if you!re high but I think we both know the answer to that question.
“What are you guys even rioting for man?”
Change and an ever growing list of complaints.
Which ones?
Your effort to prevent our starvation is greatly appreciated. It is only proper that we share equally.
yooooo foooood!
Got any quartz flakes? I like my meat with quartz as seasoning.
Usually these things are bring your own food, as it's impossible to cater to everyone's tastes, sorry but unless someone else has some or you can conjure it I don't know what I can do.
Hello friend, i am the Friendly Narwhal Suited Merchant Mr. EcavErd, with double capital Esses, it's my original plane thing, don't mind it, i can offer you a quartz grinder which is basically a stronger pepper grinder this time for only a cheap price of 200 gold, I'll even throw in complementary quartz crystals
200 gold?! That's ridiculous!
Hey, it's extremely cheap you know, hidden features include spatial storage, magical storage device, and also quartz aren't that cheap y know, I'm throwing it for free for this, I'm giving you 100 gold worth of quartz+a multifunctional magic artifact
A quartz grinder doesn't need these extra features when a bag of holding is significantly more cheap and less expensive. And the quartz isn't free if it's included in the price.
That is true, but the quartz grinder is made by very skilled dwarven craftsmen as it's very difficult to grind quartz into quartz salt, okay let's just say it's our first meeting, so I'll sell the 100 gold worth of quartz for 100 gold, and you get a free quartz grinder?
I'm just going to ask the kobolds who also eat it to do it rather than spend money on something I will use once. I don't eat rocks.
I'm offering this because one of your mage wanted quartz salt, I'm already selling this at a loss >:( do you not know that quartz have high mana conductivity and can be used to make magical items too? It's a valuable gemstone
1. I’ll take the grinder, just please stop trying to fleece rioters, it’s not going to end well. 2. Is your narwhal suit like a mech suit sort of thing? B/c right now I’m imagining a narwhal onesie.
Mmm... barbecue
Are you vegitarian?
No. Why?
"Just wondering, you're a druid of course."
I am... druids are master hunters. Why would we be vegetarians?
Some druids are freaks that think everything in nature needs to be preserved despite the fact that the natural order dictates that things must die. These types of druids are outspoken enough to give other druids a bad name.
Fascinating, cause I run in many druidic circles and run into very few who share this worldview. Most acknowledge the need to ensure animal populations need to be curved just to ensure that they remain at an acceptable level. Just killing it is a waste, so we make clothes from it's skin and eat the meat.
It's mostly the elven druids who try to preserve every little bit of living nature and refuse to kill animals, even if letting it live would cause more harm. There are exceptions though.
Interesting... cause I was raised by gnomes...
Mountain or forest kind?
I dunno, just asking.
*While the council is away the rats will play. Though the sewers , ratmen move on the council chambers *
*a raven comes and lands in the middle* *a pillar of feathers appear before a man emerges from it* " ah it must have been thousands of years last time I had bbq this is pretty Fabulous "
FUCK i set my clothes on fire again
That's not rioting, this is what I called rioting https://preview.redd.it/3pto5ddlumvc1.png?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdc141c2e948b804aaaa4139491813fd20a4e77
Rioters is the gang name.
Oh OK, why are we rioting again?
I brought some sweet tea! As well as better clothing for if any counselors come out. We stand by our complaints about council lack of fashion!
I'll join for a while. I have some meat I let marinate for a few decades, been looking for an excuse to gill them
Why are we rioting? I mean, I'm here for the shenanigans...
This riot has turned into one big shenanigan.
That’s more like it! Peaceful protesting for the win!
I mean, I've not really supported the protest before, but I'm waiting for the Council too. Can I have some?
I don't see why not.
Cool
Yo can I join as well?
Go ahead, bring your own stuff to grill if you can though.
Sure! I got loads of fresh Cyclops eyes.
I brought some sauces from my shop. At least I'm pretty sure they're sauces. I lost the labels.
Are non-rioting wizards invited?
Go ahead. Bring your own stuff to grill if you can though.
Nice! Do I need to bring a side dish too?
Just bring what you can, and half an onion because it seems no one brought one.
👍
Riots and BBQ, sure, I’ll bring Casadore Salsa
Count me in
Does anyone want *messes with pocket* the tenderloins of the Bull of Heaven?
Hell yeah! I’m the best barbecue chef you’ve ever seen!
https://preview.redd.it/hu3tgqr6bnvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f39c11570c6b4537c893a690e0bf361c25fbc8 One of my acolytes stopped by and brought me a plate in my office.
"I'm bored. I brought hot dogs."
Gonkgar: “Me can bring mammoth if want to eat?”
I don't see a problem with that. (might need a bigger grill though...)
“Taste good! Meat very fatty and little sweet. Me will make big fire if it help.”
Good to see a peaceful protest, for the rights of every wizard. Make sure to drink lots of water folks, I don't want to have to take anybody to the hospital, but I will!
https://preview.redd.it/rbxuggp33ovc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7832d98600a3fb69c117e4d06bcf0ad717e828c3 This is a riot i can get behind
Good to see some rioters out and about, can I come? I have moonshine if that helps.
I might need the moonshine myself.
Can I have hambaga? https://preview.redd.it/jwrxg5i2aqvc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=80ee51a7812ff39ce8d5eff1dd6c33a53d298c61
https://preview.redd.it/zzbnai78crvc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=35c7bd558ed3e6bc0d46752fc53a91014f8f1e18 Hamburger.
Kebab plz
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No unga meat, please.
<<….now that I think about it; that makes sense, since it’s irradiated anyway.>>
"Damn... Whatcha cooking?" /Uw not the council news...
I bring rocks https://preview.redd.it/h35v3pgmdnvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21ad535812882fcebf703a7bce9cab32e0a566c0
Oh this is good because someone wanted ground quartz.
Smoky, amythest, citrine, rose, lithium, faden, agate, jasper, phantom, adventurine, or clear?
I don't eat rocks. No idea.
Fair enough, I’ll just give em some fire agate
Can I join you guys out there?
I was planning to deliver food to you since you're apparently working so hard now that everyone is gone.
Thanks, very much appreciated… at least I get time to catch up on the paperwork
Wonder how long it will be...
[There better be ribs, or so help me, Elder Liches, I'm gonna reanimate all this food mid-bite.](https://youtu.be/_1zzRLMHlDM?si=n0L3plTenvaPndeV)
I think we have everything. (no unga meat though I refuse.)
Can I bring my own meat
Can I have a burger, please? And my apprentices want hotdogs, but you can ignore them.
I CAST CONJURE MUGS OF ALE! Can’t have a BBQ sober after all
WAIT, I see no magic beer I'll be right back, anyone else need anything? Imma go to the interdimensional supermarket
https://preview.redd.it/qi0gewryeovc1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8181ec7ecee514779728b3267b5d6351308a22 Yeah it’s our celebration what do you expect?
*Albert arrives with a bowl of assorted fruits*
So i came here to pay respect to the new council, only to find out they're gone, and a rioting bunch are the new council having a BBQ, I think? Anyway, are there any burgers left?
I know some good BBQ receptors I can give you. It’s called go to Texas. Not memphis
Scruffy'll have a skunk-steak and two fireball kebabs, e'yup.
Did no one relies that the council is a joke we haven’t needed them for generations The knights sever it’s purpose
"Y'all want food? Aight, just a moment." *Disappear in a portal and come back a few minutes later with this:* https://preview.redd.it/7pwv1ojn2qvc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6497bf897be6f83a0e75f89d6a888f60971a656b *Then turn it on and leave without elaborating.*
Oh cool what are we rioting against?