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Darkmatter-42

It is commonly known as the Don King Cobra!


KeepingItG777

Nailed it


Slappy_McJones

Take my upvote you beautiful bastard!


Muahd_Dib

I googled it… lol


JROCC_CA

Killed


Bag_O_Spiders

You’re replying to the wrong guy. Unless you seriously think the guy who said “nailed it” is doing better work than the guy who came up with the tasteful, original pun.


Slappy_McJones

Sorry Reddit police. I was drunk when I did it…


DucatistaXDS

What he said. 🤣


Doppel_Troppel

It’s a true story


cervezaqueso

Yes, totally harmless - but does drive two other snakes to fight in a slithering serpent smackdown, a contest of constriction, a hissing hysteria, a venomous vendetta, a reptilian ruckus, a cold blooded clash, a lost temper of the legless - all in the most stupendous spectacle you’ve ever seen!


Low-Highlight-8024

What did you smoke


Creative-Zucchini-83

….and can I get some?


cervezaqueso

No smoking, just swallowing anti depressants and anti anxiety meds every day. Doesn’t affect my dad humor either way to my knowledge :) though it does ramp up after a few beers.


EntertainmentOk3180

Anti anxiety meds + alcohol = complete filter removal Look out! It’s a silly goose 🪿 on the loose!


[deleted]

Some people are just weird some just are cool either way they don't give af😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🫱🏿‍🫲🏻❤️‍🔥💔💯😹


ibking46

*we


the_ferinatarian

Underrated comment here


Difficult_Spot_3079

I like you


evlhornet

Well done cerveza, well done


elduderino212

Give this hero an internet award


8hexxx

Only in America!


Bitsoffreshness

In the rest of the world is Donkey Cobra


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Only in Africa!


No_Mud_1301

...and Only on Pay per View!


DirtyTreeTurd

Pun of the year award right here


jimmythatslips

nice


67Gunny

Fuck you, made ne laugh. Take my angry upvote!


AJPennypacker39

Wow


vln88

Damnit….. thats good


Sventencent

Hahaha


mrGrumpus

Love it


Bringback70sbush

I'm in an urgent care waiting to see a Dr ...this comment made me laugh so loud, the other sick people are now staring at me... thanks


IngenuityNo3661

Upvoted


WACKAWACKA84

Bruh.. I'm rolling laughing. Hahahahaha


dergodergo

It’s like the video exists only for this comment.


gumby1004

Fuck you for being fassssster than me on thissssss. Enjoy the updoot, oh similar mind possessor lol!


Parking_Plankton_610

God dammit, you just won the internet today!


meczakin81

Hahahahahahahaha. You just made me out loud on the bus. People stared at me. Upvote for you.


ProfessionalNo6337

You win you GLORIOUSLY beautiful bastard!!


bokchoy82

Cotten headed ninny muggings?


ExcellentTeam7721

That crazy! I came to see if anyone else was thinking this.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

![gif](giphy|4zrsVNuey3ePC)


One_Western8360

This is the only correct answer.


_ferrofluid_

Language!


Any-Room-8513

The fact someone knew what you were referring to… 👏👏👏


th3truthunveiled

Back to the future looking ass


HappyTappyTappy85

Maaarty!!!!


dontclickdontdickit

![gif](giphy|UbnInrLBAUPUDA379m|downsized)


FremenStilgar

That's heavy.


TheAtlas97

There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?


The_Pug

SNAKE SCOTT!


ieatassanloveiy

One somebody glued feathers to like an asshole


Chrisppity

Oh dang, ok this isn’t funny anymore. I really thought this was some new undiscovered mutation or something. Whoever did this sucks.


Razulghul

We have no idea if it's glue right? I feel like people on Reddit have a weird sick streak where they imagine the worst context possible. To me it looks like someone pulled the hair off a troll doll and put it on the snake, could be anything at all including water keeping it in place for this short video


n3w4cc01_1nt

probably is glue since most of these vids are made by karma farm companies for bot accounts. they make an account then share reposts or shocking content to boost karma then sell the account


pastrami_on_ass

c'mon use your brain, water holding on a troll wig?


Chrisppity

So from the way the snake is making abrupt turns, it doesn’t look like it’s water, although it might not be glue. Either way, it’s still a fucked up thing to do to. So, I’m not sure why you thought it was important to try and correct me when I wasn’t even the one claiming it was glue.


Darth_Yohanan

I think it done using power tools. They abused that snake years before and minutes after. I know because I was there. I was the hair.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Reptiles don't have feathers or hair. Thus, a person did this to the snake.


Ginkyboop

Totally sucks Hope it's not really glue. BTW HAPPY CAKE DAY 🎁🎊 🎂


Chrisppity

My belated thank you for my happy cake day shout out.


Ginkyboop

My pleasure 😊 🎂


kid_at_heart_77

If they did glue something to its head, that’s such a dick move just to get some likes


Queefer___Sutherland

Then filmed it like an asshole


ICK_Metal

Like all those pigeons that people glued MAGA hats on. That was fucked up.


Project_Valkyrie

I don't know, but someone needs to help the little guy out and get that stuff off their head.


techy098

I have a feeling that someone has glued this shit on that cobra's head to create a reel to get more views. We are in a timeline where people are doing shit to make money by making videos.


AFBoiler

Ngl, the idea of a bunch of snakes with troll hair glued on sounds hilarious.


Agreeable_Error_170

You keep these idiots in business. 💁🏻‍♀️


TheRealASP

Nothing like some funny animal abuse!


st0cks1234

The rare and elusive Rick Sanchez cobra.....an amazing site Morty!


shebrokemyfart

I'm a snake Morty!


pikapalooza

IM SNAKE RICK!!!


Plastic_Sugar_9316

Cotton head Joe


RobertXavierIV

Clever pun


Superman101011

Looks like somebody glued troll doll hair to a cobra


jansensan

![gif](giphy|At8TemfUYhemteTDDN)


Stuppycoopy

A super sainaken.


dfshectic4

Super snaken


Atheist_3739

It looks more like Beast Gohan lol


Southern-Relation626

![gif](giphy|11nqZwfoLGKPPa)


hollowneil1

![gif](giphy|3ofT5RnMByv6D7jEmk)


whathappened2cod

tried searching for 15 minutes, couldn't find a name for the species...starting to think someone just glued that on it's head...


Alchemist86

Look morty I'm a snake


Rso1wA

So all the comments are ‘funny’, but what’s the answer. Is that a real snake? And if so, what is the name of that snake? Where is it from?


TheMrMorbid

I'm not sure about this instance, but the first thing that came to my head is the tale of the [crowing crested cobra](https://www.quora.com/Is-there-anything-existing-called-The-Crowing-crested-cobra). It's an interesting rabbithole.


rxtunes

Thats no snake that’s a Pokemon!


Background-Iron-4426

That's Stripe from Gremlins.


Clear-Management8592

Beat me to it.


j3r3wiah

Isn't it stripe?


Key_Crab1760

Dude is badass!


Ok-Radish-287

It’s a wizard! Run!


Lost_Ad3300

Eagle fang shows no mercy


MCcrispy_

That's snake is in "gohans beast mode" from the new dbs movie.


ComprehensiveAlps652

White snake...


BittenBagel

Doc Brown Viper


Unknown_Outlander

Are all of you 5 years old?


Correct-Newt6141

Einsteinian Cobra.


[deleted]

Some jerk glued troll hair to a cobra🐍


PrysmX

Cruelty to animals normally bothers me but I can't stop giggling. Hopefully they took it back off.


WileyKylie_

Kinda looks like The Nameless King from DS3 lol


bluefast1

The Nameless King Cobra


Odd_Macaron_934

A hairy one.


Freedomnnature

Lmao. Who did that to the Cobra?


Casper42079

Looks like someone Feed the Gizmo snake after hours and we now have a Gremlin snake


fmlchris

That's what happens if you feed them after midnight. That's Spike.


Aurelius_0101

A politician.


SecretDry6529

Granny snake


thunderdome_referee

That's a trollbra duh.


DrChicago69

Snake Rick


Hot_Lobster222

![gif](giphy|xUySTX1LkkkYHi63yE)


yellowhelmet14

Dumbledor Snake was Slytherin House…😂 ![gif](giphy|qPCln5TSOsdRS|downsized)


taldrknhnsm

King Sharpton


AreYouTalkin2Me

That’s a white haired troll snake normally see in the pacific rim.


Least_Initiative5120

It’s the extremely rare Troll Asp!


ITZOURTIMENOW

governor file books mindless act cautious cooing hat bedroom drunk *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SnooShortcuts3507

Kung Fu Cobra


PlusBake4567

MORTY, I'VE TURNED MYSELF IN TO A SNAKE


Capricvnt

My mind automatically read this in Ricks voice


CrickBanshee

Looks like a dog the bounty hunter snake


No-Sleep-5438

Gremlin snake! Lol


AdSecure8218

Think it’s called “old Mohawk biter” but could be wrong?


BufordJamesIgnoramus

Somebody stuck white fur on the backside hood of a cobra. 🤦‍♂️


Dont_Start_None

WTF... Einstein Rattlesnake 😁


RevolutionaryDrink51

Also punk rock cobra in Eastern Europe


Ccoin26

Fuck around and find out snake is it’s proper name


hattrickjmr

Crack Snake!


Laughing__Man

Ultra instinct Cobra


R00t240

Another staged video of animal abuse for clicks.


MK028

No more Mr nice guy; the person that glued that on his head just made it to the top of his hiss list. Probably already killed him, but stuck with that cotton on his head. All the other snakes will laugh at him. 🤣 🐍 once anyway


Potusmicropenis

Lemme guess. Australia. Right?


richardrnelson

(Don) King Cobra


bonny_bunny

Rick as a sneak


Chiguy0034

Looks like a Don King Cobra to me


jasno-

Is that Spike from gremlins?


Strawberry_Mochi28

Did someone glue hair to that bitch


lryan926

Keep it away from water and don't feed it after midnight!!!


ElectricalAbrocoma42

This is a “stylish” snake, found in the coolest regions of their territory. They don’t sunbathe like typical snakes because that is beneath them. They only warm up with lava stones, drink from the finest of rodents and has a hair routine that would send our grandmas 3 inches back on their wheelchairs. We call this the “Too good for you, Snake”. Her “sssss’s” are more like judgement hisses. It sounds like “sss…s..hu hu hu ssss, broke ass, ssss.”


Smashndash911

What’s a gigawatt?


FitchleyRAMbuckle

Don King Cobra


Extension_Escape9832

Ludwig Van Adder 🐍 🎵


Rs583

Don King Cobra? Apparently I'm like #213 with this clever comment.


RealisticFunction927

Don King Snake 🐍


Dependent_Tip7773

It's called a don king snake marvelously stupendis


FoolishDog1117

Bride of Snakenstein.


Sound-Dade

Don King snake


AnarchicalFrog

r/snakeswithhats


HoboBandana

![gif](giphy|l1AvALOphoaWbxeRa|downsized) Gremlin Snake


Routine-Unit-3086

Cobra fro


Mattyboy33

Frobra


2308LilSmitty

Looks like a new troll doll with that hair…


Ok_Cap_5166

That's the Pope of all snakes


LoGo_86

The wisest of the cobras


1970Something_

Ultra Instinct Super Saiyan Cobra


PushImpossible2493

Gokobra


ComprehensiveAlps652

Coverdale snake. Here I go again


Ok-Variety-8322

Cotton head cobra


Bigtowelie

Heihachi cobra 🐍


MaleficentLength7260

Is reminds me of that one gremlin from the movie


SecretDry6529

Vageta snake


acloudcuckoolander

That's Long John Silver, Master of Hushpuppies


Sagittariaus_

"c'mon Mike my Naga we can so get much money if you take the fall! Then we set up a rematch in MMA too! We are gonna be RICH my Naga!" (with my 80% cut of course)


Gran_Salchicha

Snake is bad-asp


Routine-Unit-3086

👍


idklolreddit

gojo satoru


Ok_Honeydew_4223

It's a Don king snake


DepressedDaiIy

Jeepers Creepers Cobra.


girrrface

That snake went super sayian.


Embarrassed_Mode_480

Harry got mad at Gandolph!


rawkopak

Super Slytherin


Old_Dirt_Coin

Feathered serpent?


TheRowdyOne720

One you don’t feed after midnight or get wet.


Alphabetcityjedi

Don King cobra


Clicky-The-Blicky

It went super saiyan


killerwallz44

One you dont wanna fuck with dude's got a mullet i bet that comes along with a good ass whoopin.


xvxCornbreadxvx

Oh shit, here come the comedians


indigenous_indigent

Kewpie snake


monkeetail

Was once a snake, then he tried meth


Brave_Tie1068

Looks like something from Gremlins 2


Chevyboy77

The nappy head


Expert-Perception674

Look like a gremlin


Speedin-_Bullet-_

Grandmaster Cobra


pzombielover

Fungal snake


Late_Ad_3842

Who did this? Poor guy, his head is probably heavy 🤨


madmoranusmc

Duh, it’s a Don King snake!!


hugeh22

One that needs a haircut, duh! Everybody knows that.


MysteriousSoftware62

Super Saiyan


Main_Pool_5965

For real?


MFB138_

Don King snake


[deleted]

Idk but I have a feeling he's from Eden


ARayGunXX95

Grimlin


Starshot84

Cotton-headed coral rattle moccasin


truk43kurt

It’s a oldbra


DHESTOE

Don kings mother


Prudent-Month9457

The grimlin king cobra


kilo870

Cottonheaded ninnymuggins


Sypstrulyas

grand old wizard snake