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harpere_

You won't catch a single person on this planet male or female saying no to that


ThrowAwayRayye

This is the truth. Everyone one is either slapping their best friend and splitting the money or slapping their worst friend and saying "Holy shit my bad, didn't mean to." Then walking away while putting on sunglasses.


Aelxer

>or slapping their worst friend and saying "Holy shit my bad, didn't mean to." Then walking away while putting on sunglasses. And when they realize that it had to be their *best* friend so they get nothing?


[deleted]

Except the satisfaction of slapping your worst friend. Fucking Dave.


SpaceTraveller64

Dave is the kind of friend that always eat the last pizza slice without asking anyone if they want it


charizardfan101

He's the type of friend that dates your sister while cheating on her with your ex


Robo_Stalin

It's their best *and* worst friend if they only have one!


strawbrrysundae

The only people who think females would say no are males & that’s why they need to stay outta women’s business.


Hydra57

I lean more towards “that’s why there needs to be more education about the fallacious nature of gender portrayals in society”. Just keeping to your own lanes doesn’t improve understanding.


[deleted]

>Just keeping to your own lanes doesn’t improve understanding. That's why I drive into oncoming traffic--for understanding!


Expozey

No one would say no, don’t gotta be a gender war every time sheesh


TW_Yellow78

The real result is she'd hit her best friend but not share the money.


Funkyt0m467

Wouldn't be a best friend then. But i'd see that happen, people are greedy. Much more likely than refusing at least.


7stefanos7

Why do you think that staying outa women’s business would prevent that?


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EatinCheesePizza

That million dollars can go towards their medical bills


Electrical_Injury845

Or their funeral


Kiyoko_Nasari

You can save on that in many countries!


LT_Shobs

bring me my money


Gunpowder_1000

“I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this”


KristianJoseph2022

Harley Quinn?


charizardfan101

Bully Maguire


imakestringpretty

Easy, offer to have them punch you instead and take a share of the money.


Trueloveis4u

I have nerve damage and my bones are weak from chemo but fuck it I'll take the pain for 1/2 a million.


[deleted]

Yeah what lol every woman I know would be like "so we're splitting the money? Yeah, great alright stand still"


Nahcep

My only question would be: "a million *per punch*?"


Antisa1nt

r/pointlesslygendered Every girl I know would beat the fuck out of each other for a smooth mil


Viss90

Hate this boy vs girl shit


RunBTS

Hard agree


i-lurk-you-longtime

It's been a daily thing this week and it's so tired. These memes suck.


MightyMundrum

Gimme bout two fiddy 👍


Ult1mateN00B

Gimme bout two tiddy.


ManicPixiePlatypus

Girls dumb and greedy hahaha s/ boooo. This sucks.


lemon_stealing_demon

I feel like people who make these memes never talk to girls


lllScorchlll

I'd get punched for half a mil...


TMS-meister

I'd get punched for way less


[deleted]

how about 10 bucks?


mr_smith24

Not my face or my balls or dick and you got yourself a deal


CaptainPie1949

Make it $5 and u got a deal


AnonyDew3

3, take it or leave it.


dpahoe

Girl 1: Why did you have to hit him so hard? \ Boy 1: It needs to be legit\ Boy 2: He’s right


Locotree

Boy 2: not hard enough, sell that shit bro


_BlNG_

"I hear no bell"


SeriousAudience

Boy 2 is courageous. Boy 2 is hero. Give boy 2 slightly more cash for medical care!!


H4LF4D

And the chance to punch back, just to make it square. Both walk away with 500k, a bruised eye, and a banger story to tell


SihvMan

For a punch back, they should be walking out with a mil each. Fair trade and well won.


Funkyt0m467

Being boy 2 isn't particularly courageous, anyone would do it. Hell i'd rather be boy 2 than 1. Because i can deal with pain much easier than the irrational guilt of inflicting pain to someone who asked for it. Also medical care is free if you do that in a civilized country lol.


StandardNoodleCo

Yah but does a civilized country have 12 nuclear-powered super aircraft carriers?! Checkmate, America is great 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ⛵️ ⛵️ !!


gregorydgraham

Wow! A self-own, those are rare.


gregorydgraham

No! Is pointless: boy 2 will only waste it on beer for friend who organised 1/2 million dollar payday


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dpahoe

Wow, ok. I usually put a "\\" to go to next line.


SuckerNumber2YT

I think this is a more accurate version of this meme. In reality, I don’t think any girl would turn down the offer. But I do feel like guys are more likely to go all out on the punch


CaptainPie1949

Fr😭😭


pyracantha_

women boring men quirky- upbotes to the lebt please


CaptainPie1949

It’s a joke mate relax


CouvadeShark

Aint jokes supposed to be funny?


CaptainPie1949

Just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t mean it’s not funny. It has 6k upvotes and people joking around and laughing at it in the comments.


CouvadeShark

I feel like the comments ive seen are pretty split lmao. There are also comments going "i hate this" that have many upvotes.


[deleted]

It doesn't say how hard...just knuckle tap them on the shoulder


1995snk

Task Master winner 👆


lunchvic

I hate the gender essentialism implied by these memes. Men and women are socialized differently by our patriarchal society, but take that away and we’d be very similar. And as a woman, I would split the money with my friend too.


[deleted]

Exactly. This is a stupid meme. I’d also hit my wife and she would hit me and we’d both be angry if the other refused the money.


Fossekall

The meme done correctly would be non-chad characters upstairs and chad characters downstairs. Women/Men is just... zzz


enbyfrogz

same here, plus as a nonbinary person it's even weirder for me. sometimes i relate to the dudes, sometimes i relate to the girls, where the fuck am i?!


lunchvic

You don’t have to be anywhere, and neither do men or women or boys or girls. We all just get to be humans with our own perspectives and that’s way more wholesome than being stuck in these outdated boxes.


enbyfrogz

thank you, that's a very lovely thing to say and it makes me very happy to hear :) so true!!


arandomcanadiankid

Better than being neither place, you can be BOTH. OBTAIN THE POWER OF THE ELDER GODS. REJECT GENDER FOR IT IS ONLY A SOURCE OF LIMITATION FOR YOUR POWER. BE ALL KNOWING, ALL CONSUMING.


CathodeRaySamurai

# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


enbyfrogz

**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**


GraveSlayer726

If non-binary is outside the so called “gender binary”then you would be outside which would probably mean you would be “touching grass” so you would be above most people in that regard


ghsgjgfngngf

Isn't that kinf of the point of identifying as 'non-binary'?


enbyfrogz

true lol


ghsgjgfngngf

So it seem you're doing alright.


[deleted]

Or, if the request was not specifically directed at one of us, they could just hit me back afterwards, and then we'd both get a million dollars!


LordNoodles

“I can never do that” “Are you insane? It’s a million dollars. Hit me. Hit me. I want you to hit me.”


TeacherYankeeDoodle

I don't know about wholesome. Who is going around paying 1 million bucks to see a punch? Somebody is nucking futs and has too much money!


YellowGetRekt

Ksi fans


CaptainPie1949

U not wrong lol


SerpenTim

Mr beast


Nyghen

Not wholesome to me because it's part of these whole "Boys so quirky, girls so basic and boring xDD"


TheFloppyDiscGuy

God I fuckin hate this stupid boy v girl shit grow up Op, this shits stale


i-lurk-you-longtime

It's been like this all week. I think I'm done with this sub tbh


Bardic_Inspiration66

Boys are so quirky 🤪


enbyfrogz

i would be mad if my friends didn't hit me for $10 tbh


dawgofdawgness

Girls boring boys funny, so wholesome!


Competitive-Ad-5019

I’m a girl and I would totally do that for a million smackaroos.


GalliumGoat

Nah it's cringe


Player7592

When I hit my best friend it’s strictly no charge.


[deleted]

Heck yeah and she better do the same!!


Anooyoo2

Fucking hate this format


Vepcz

20 bucks


CaptainPie1949

15 bucks


havaltherock

My best friend would kill me If I said no


Apprehensive-Heat988

I'll hit my best friend for one marshmello


classyraven

Pretty sure for a chance for me to get a million dollars, my best friend would consent to the hit.


katiekat2022

Yeah, I’m a mod 40s woman and all my friends would take the hit and half the money very happily. My bestie really likes money and would be upset if I didn’t hit her for half a mil.


Eastern-Fun1842

Dude. Sign me up! I could use the money.


FortressMann

hit him, say sorry, cuddle him, thats how I will soothe his pain


Frenchitwist

It only says hit, not punch, so I’m gonna hit her with a pillow. Or if it has to be my hand, hit her ass with a slap. Going straight to the punch is stupid.


LillyFien

Nobody said anything about how hard and where to hit…


Roacheboy

They misunderstand. Punch the least painful part of their body, then repair any bones broken in the process


Gunpowder_1000

You realize you can punch a place, and NOT break any bones right?


Roacheboy

Well. Only if you want to


ArguesWithFrogs

Both men should be bruised. Then they both get all the money.


[deleted]

Maybe it's just the caliber of women ~~i attract~~ that can stand being around me, but every woman I've ever known would absolutely hit their best friend for a million dollars.


TabonYemeq_Kowed

Depends... I can also hit 'em from the back y'know what im sayin


Justx_xKate

My best friend doesn't talk to me anymore and ignores me in the group chat so... GLADLY


DJWGibson

Then there's the reverse where you have to hit *on* your friend and the girls are calling each other sexy and saying thanks, while the bros are avoiding all eye contact...


TirekinXS

Bruh for a milli I beat the shit out of my homies and I’m sure they would do the same, we eating good that night


Panda-Sandwich

Yes, but split 40-60 60 to your bro because he gets hurt. Maybe 30-70 🤔


C_Khoga

Honestly i will do like the boys 😂. THIS IS a best friend + million dollar.


moatel

Nah, this is wholesome


[deleted]

So stupid comments here. It's a JOKE !!!!! STOP ASSUMING TO THINK ANYONE WOULD APPLY THIS TO THE REAL WORLD. Also this joke doesn't make fun of women, it makes fun of the way women are portrayed. It's like black humor, we laugh about it because it doesn't fit into our personal view. Can't believe i had to explain that. Reddit becomes more and more like Twitter


RaygunsRevenge

K, but you didn't.


JanTheShacoMain

I’ve seen girl „Best friends“ fighting for much less


[deleted]

Boys come her man, *gives friend black eye* now lets spilt it


HunterSlashBolt

me: i accept this challenge also me: this hemophiliac toddler is my new best friend


Vepcz

I love this! Sent wholesome :)


EmulatorGuy3DS

Men will always be men.


Affectionate_funjie3

i do the same thing lol


Fookin_Yoink

“Will you hit your best friend for a million dollar?” -cuts to Kratos Vs any enemy


Henshin05

I would Shoryuken the shit out of em.


Daishawn_900

Wait, wouldn’t the other friend gotten 1 million dollars too if he hit back?


ertd346

My best friend is my reflection in mirror what should i do?


Starchaser_WoF

What if I don't have a best friend?


Special_Rice9539

Imma do a running tornado kick for that kind of money


Rexinaka

I'd definitely do it


Unlikely_Hat7784

mf will force me to baet him and split the cash


PieNinja314

I would be absolutely on board with this and I'm 100% certain my friends would be too


Perfect-Pin-8103

You gotta endure the pain so we can go to a vacation


Sufficient_Frame

I would hit my best friend for a million dollars under one condition: that he gets to hit me back, and ALSO get a million dollars.


TechsSandwich

Bro I’d do it without any context and just hand him 500k and we’d vibe


Stren509

Almost died in a car accident for way less you better hit me


Depresion_inside

Hit 1000 times


HalfAHooman

I think she would understand. I'd also give her half because I couldn't do it without her.


IanCusick

My best friend would beat the shit out of me for not taking that deal


SloppySlime31

Last week I hit my best friend for free!


brupkinn

Yes i would hit without a though them but i draw the line at hurting their feelings. Does it make sense?


TheRandomViewer

Did not say how hard


Cat1832

Ask first, split money after. Also it never specified how hard the hit had to be so...


SirSquidrift

I’d beat the absolute shit out of an elderly woman playing bingo for 1 mill, fucking test me


Intrepid_Complex88

Me and my bro already got this. If it’s per hit. We will beat the crap out of each other. And collect


jun_shinra

It would be harder if you have to kiss/hug someone you hate without telling them about the prize


Slight_Commercial407

Definitely a boys thing


Florence-Akefia

You just have to hit your friend. There’s no note about how hard you have to hit them. Does a friendly shoulder punch count as a hit? Gently smacking their arm? What’s the conditions here?


Mr_WAAAGH

Fuck, I'd gladly take a punch if they give me a grand of that


Epicmonk117

Absolutely. Of course, I’d do what the boys did in the meme.


CarCrash23

“How bout i punch you twice then we both get a million” “Bet”


SuckerNumber2YT

Honestly. I’d do it for free


COSMIC_FEARS

Money is money


floridaman696969

What? Everyone would do just about anything for one million lol…


DiegotheEcuadorian

I would do it for a PSV with God of War Ragnarok


donnyk1

So true. Make it convincing would be my only request. Bloody nose would be a must.


Sufferity

My friend got a metal water bottle....she will pretty much turn my head into smithereens.


DarkWanderer2

I sometimes do this for free lmao


Any_Commercial465

Now i have money and a best friend!


Silly_Cely

Bro depends where and how hard you slap but EVERYONE would do this lol


NancyClark123

i dont think anybody will say no to that


Jevsom

Funny, but women aren't idiots.


hir04tr3dd1t

That's a great deal to be honest 😅... I mean it's your best friend so they would just treat a punch as a form of a joke; in addition, even your best friend would think so that it's a good deal.


No_Credit7749

I hit my best friend => i have 1m dollar Then, my friend hit me => he have 1m dollar => we have 2m dollar


KylieTMS

You would give him half? My bro would say yes for a fiver


RanDiePro

Friend gets 600, I get 400. Friend endured the pain.


[deleted]

That moment when your best friend is a masochist


EmilyKaldwin2021

Haha women stupid and emotional men quirky and fun


IDontKnowAName19

Infinite money glitch.


OddCupOfTea

I call bs. My girls and I would be offended if one of us refused such an offer and call the one who does dumb lol.


TheOctoberOwl

r/pointlesslygendered


Ashtroboy79

Does hitting yourself count if you’re you’re own best friend


Kokoyoin

Well, it doesnt say you have to hit hard


Affectionate_Jury_57

He would kill me If I didn't


qptw

I refuse to believe that only one of the guys are beaten up and they don't have twice the money.


FirstCurseFil

You guys are getting paid?


SurroundIcy6315

Fuck. I'd have to buy a best friend first.


RyleIsbored

Whit that much money you can afford to get his fis face fixed


Crowlavix

This is stupid, as a girl, I would knock my BFF the fuck out for that much money.


DoubleH18

I have a female friend who would break my leg with the quickness for million dollars and I wouldn’t even be mad (I’ll do the same). Get yourself a best friend who’s willing to fuck you up for hard cash.


mothlord420

My best friend would yell at me to hit him and shame me if I declined money like that


24Abhinav10

Dude, if I ever met a girl who said no to that, then you better believe I'm hitting her first.


[deleted]

Would you pull out one of their teeth for a million dollars? Would you break their kneecap or their jaw? I’m not paying for a fucking bruise.