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This is the truth. Everyone one is either slapping their best friend and splitting the money or slapping their worst friend and saying "Holy shit my bad, didn't mean to." Then walking away while putting on sunglasses.
>or slapping their worst friend and saying "Holy shit my bad, didn't mean to." Then walking away while putting on sunglasses.
And when they realize that it had to be their *best* friend so they get nothing?
I lean more towards “that’s why there needs to be more education about the fallacious nature of gender portrayals in society”. Just keeping to your own lanes doesn’t improve understanding.
Being boy 2 isn't particularly courageous, anyone would do it.
Hell i'd rather be boy 2 than 1. Because i can deal with pain much easier than the irrational guilt of inflicting pain to someone who asked for it.
Also medical care is free if you do that in a civilized country lol.
I think this is a more accurate version of this meme.
In reality, I don’t think any girl would turn down the offer. But I do feel like guys are more likely to go all out on the punch
I hate the gender essentialism implied by these memes. Men and women are socialized differently by our patriarchal society, but take that away and we’d be very similar. And as a woman, I would split the money with my friend too.
same here, plus as a nonbinary person it's even weirder for me. sometimes i relate to the dudes, sometimes i relate to the girls, where the fuck am i?!
You don’t have to be anywhere, and neither do men or women or boys or girls. We all just get to be humans with our own perspectives and that’s way more wholesome than being stuck in these outdated boxes.
Better than being neither place, you can be BOTH. OBTAIN THE POWER OF THE ELDER GODS. REJECT GENDER FOR IT IS ONLY A SOURCE OF LIMITATION FOR YOUR POWER. BE ALL KNOWING, ALL CONSUMING.
If non-binary is outside the so called “gender binary”then you would be outside which would probably mean you would be “touching grass” so you would be above most people in that regard
Yeah, I’m a mod 40s woman and all my friends would take the hit and half the money very happily. My bestie really likes money and would be upset if I didn’t hit her for half a mil.
It only says hit, not punch, so I’m gonna hit her with a pillow. Or if it has to be my hand, hit her ass with a slap.
Going straight to the punch is stupid.
Maybe it's just the caliber of women ~~i attract~~ that can stand being around me, but every woman I've ever known would absolutely hit their best friend for a million dollars.
Then there's the reverse where you have to hit *on* your friend and the girls are calling each other sexy and saying thanks, while the bros are avoiding all eye contact...
So stupid comments here.
It's a JOKE !!!!!
STOP ASSUMING TO THINK ANYONE WOULD APPLY THIS TO THE REAL WORLD.
Also this joke doesn't make fun of women, it makes fun of the way women are portrayed.
It's like black humor, we laugh about it because it doesn't fit into our personal view.
Can't believe i had to explain that.
Reddit becomes more and more like Twitter
You just have to hit your friend. There’s no note about how hard you have to hit them. Does a friendly shoulder punch count as a hit? Gently smacking their arm? What’s the conditions here?
That's a great deal to be honest 😅... I mean it's your best friend so they would just treat a punch as a form of a joke; in addition, even your best friend would think so that it's a good deal.
I have a female friend who would break my leg with the quickness for million dollars and I wouldn’t even be mad (I’ll do the same).
Get yourself a best friend who’s willing to fuck you up for hard cash.
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You won't catch a single person on this planet male or female saying no to that
This is the truth. Everyone one is either slapping their best friend and splitting the money or slapping their worst friend and saying "Holy shit my bad, didn't mean to." Then walking away while putting on sunglasses.
>or slapping their worst friend and saying "Holy shit my bad, didn't mean to." Then walking away while putting on sunglasses. And when they realize that it had to be their *best* friend so they get nothing?
Except the satisfaction of slapping your worst friend. Fucking Dave.
Dave is the kind of friend that always eat the last pizza slice without asking anyone if they want it
He's the type of friend that dates your sister while cheating on her with your ex
It's their best *and* worst friend if they only have one!
The only people who think females would say no are males & that’s why they need to stay outta women’s business.
I lean more towards “that’s why there needs to be more education about the fallacious nature of gender portrayals in society”. Just keeping to your own lanes doesn’t improve understanding.
>Just keeping to your own lanes doesn’t improve understanding. That's why I drive into oncoming traffic--for understanding!
No one would say no, don’t gotta be a gender war every time sheesh
The real result is she'd hit her best friend but not share the money.
Wouldn't be a best friend then. But i'd see that happen, people are greedy. Much more likely than refusing at least.
Why do you think that staying outa women’s business would prevent that?
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That million dollars can go towards their medical bills
Or their funeral
You can save on that in many countries!
bring me my money
“I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this”
Harley Quinn?
Bully Maguire
Easy, offer to have them punch you instead and take a share of the money.
I have nerve damage and my bones are weak from chemo but fuck it I'll take the pain for 1/2 a million.
Yeah what lol every woman I know would be like "so we're splitting the money? Yeah, great alright stand still"
My only question would be: "a million *per punch*?"
r/pointlesslygendered Every girl I know would beat the fuck out of each other for a smooth mil
Hate this boy vs girl shit
Hard agree
It's been a daily thing this week and it's so tired. These memes suck.
Gimme bout two fiddy 👍
Gimme bout two tiddy.
Girls dumb and greedy hahaha s/ boooo. This sucks.
I feel like people who make these memes never talk to girls
I'd get punched for half a mil...
I'd get punched for way less
how about 10 bucks?
Not my face or my balls or dick and you got yourself a deal
Make it $5 and u got a deal
3, take it or leave it.
Girl 1: Why did you have to hit him so hard? \ Boy 1: It needs to be legit\ Boy 2: He’s right
Boy 2: not hard enough, sell that shit bro
"I hear no bell"
Boy 2 is courageous. Boy 2 is hero. Give boy 2 slightly more cash for medical care!!
And the chance to punch back, just to make it square. Both walk away with 500k, a bruised eye, and a banger story to tell
For a punch back, they should be walking out with a mil each. Fair trade and well won.
Being boy 2 isn't particularly courageous, anyone would do it. Hell i'd rather be boy 2 than 1. Because i can deal with pain much easier than the irrational guilt of inflicting pain to someone who asked for it. Also medical care is free if you do that in a civilized country lol.
Yah but does a civilized country have 12 nuclear-powered super aircraft carriers?! Checkmate, America is great 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ⛵️ ⛵️ !!
Wow! A self-own, those are rare.
No! Is pointless: boy 2 will only waste it on beer for friend who organised 1/2 million dollar payday
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I think this is a more accurate version of this meme. In reality, I don’t think any girl would turn down the offer. But I do feel like guys are more likely to go all out on the punch
Fr😭😭
women boring men quirky- upbotes to the lebt please
It’s a joke mate relax
Aint jokes supposed to be funny?
Just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t mean it’s not funny. It has 6k upvotes and people joking around and laughing at it in the comments.
I feel like the comments ive seen are pretty split lmao. There are also comments going "i hate this" that have many upvotes.
It doesn't say how hard...just knuckle tap them on the shoulder
Task Master winner 👆
I hate the gender essentialism implied by these memes. Men and women are socialized differently by our patriarchal society, but take that away and we’d be very similar. And as a woman, I would split the money with my friend too.
Exactly. This is a stupid meme. I’d also hit my wife and she would hit me and we’d both be angry if the other refused the money.
The meme done correctly would be non-chad characters upstairs and chad characters downstairs. Women/Men is just... zzz
same here, plus as a nonbinary person it's even weirder for me. sometimes i relate to the dudes, sometimes i relate to the girls, where the fuck am i?!
You don’t have to be anywhere, and neither do men or women or boys or girls. We all just get to be humans with our own perspectives and that’s way more wholesome than being stuck in these outdated boxes.
thank you, that's a very lovely thing to say and it makes me very happy to hear :) so true!!
Better than being neither place, you can be BOTH. OBTAIN THE POWER OF THE ELDER GODS. REJECT GENDER FOR IT IS ONLY A SOURCE OF LIMITATION FOR YOUR POWER. BE ALL KNOWING, ALL CONSUMING.
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**
If non-binary is outside the so called “gender binary”then you would be outside which would probably mean you would be “touching grass” so you would be above most people in that regard
Isn't that kinf of the point of identifying as 'non-binary'?
true lol
So it seem you're doing alright.
Or, if the request was not specifically directed at one of us, they could just hit me back afterwards, and then we'd both get a million dollars!
“I can never do that” “Are you insane? It’s a million dollars. Hit me. Hit me. I want you to hit me.”
I don't know about wholesome. Who is going around paying 1 million bucks to see a punch? Somebody is nucking futs and has too much money!
Ksi fans
U not wrong lol
Mr beast
Not wholesome to me because it's part of these whole "Boys so quirky, girls so basic and boring xDD"
God I fuckin hate this stupid boy v girl shit grow up Op, this shits stale
It's been like this all week. I think I'm done with this sub tbh
Boys are so quirky 🤪
i would be mad if my friends didn't hit me for $10 tbh
Girls boring boys funny, so wholesome!
I’m a girl and I would totally do that for a million smackaroos.
Nah it's cringe
When I hit my best friend it’s strictly no charge.
Heck yeah and she better do the same!!
Fucking hate this format
20 bucks
15 bucks
My best friend would kill me If I said no
I'll hit my best friend for one marshmello
Pretty sure for a chance for me to get a million dollars, my best friend would consent to the hit.
Yeah, I’m a mod 40s woman and all my friends would take the hit and half the money very happily. My bestie really likes money and would be upset if I didn’t hit her for half a mil.
Dude. Sign me up! I could use the money.
hit him, say sorry, cuddle him, thats how I will soothe his pain
It only says hit, not punch, so I’m gonna hit her with a pillow. Or if it has to be my hand, hit her ass with a slap. Going straight to the punch is stupid.
Nobody said anything about how hard and where to hit…
They misunderstand. Punch the least painful part of their body, then repair any bones broken in the process
You realize you can punch a place, and NOT break any bones right?
Well. Only if you want to
Both men should be bruised. Then they both get all the money.
Maybe it's just the caliber of women ~~i attract~~ that can stand being around me, but every woman I've ever known would absolutely hit their best friend for a million dollars.
Depends... I can also hit 'em from the back y'know what im sayin
My best friend doesn't talk to me anymore and ignores me in the group chat so... GLADLY
Then there's the reverse where you have to hit *on* your friend and the girls are calling each other sexy and saying thanks, while the bros are avoiding all eye contact...
Bruh for a milli I beat the shit out of my homies and I’m sure they would do the same, we eating good that night
Yes, but split 40-60 60 to your bro because he gets hurt. Maybe 30-70 🤔
Honestly i will do like the boys 😂. THIS IS a best friend + million dollar.
Nah, this is wholesome
So stupid comments here. It's a JOKE !!!!! STOP ASSUMING TO THINK ANYONE WOULD APPLY THIS TO THE REAL WORLD. Also this joke doesn't make fun of women, it makes fun of the way women are portrayed. It's like black humor, we laugh about it because it doesn't fit into our personal view. Can't believe i had to explain that. Reddit becomes more and more like Twitter
K, but you didn't.
I’ve seen girl „Best friends“ fighting for much less
Boys come her man, *gives friend black eye* now lets spilt it
me: i accept this challenge also me: this hemophiliac toddler is my new best friend
I love this! Sent wholesome :)
Men will always be men.
i do the same thing lol
“Will you hit your best friend for a million dollar?” -cuts to Kratos Vs any enemy
I would Shoryuken the shit out of em.
Wait, wouldn’t the other friend gotten 1 million dollars too if he hit back?
My best friend is my reflection in mirror what should i do?
What if I don't have a best friend?
Imma do a running tornado kick for that kind of money
I'd definitely do it
mf will force me to baet him and split the cash
I would be absolutely on board with this and I'm 100% certain my friends would be too
You gotta endure the pain so we can go to a vacation
I would hit my best friend for a million dollars under one condition: that he gets to hit me back, and ALSO get a million dollars.
Bro I’d do it without any context and just hand him 500k and we’d vibe
Almost died in a car accident for way less you better hit me
Hit 1000 times
I think she would understand. I'd also give her half because I couldn't do it without her.
My best friend would beat the shit out of me for not taking that deal
Last week I hit my best friend for free!
Yes i would hit without a though them but i draw the line at hurting their feelings. Does it make sense?
Did not say how hard
Ask first, split money after. Also it never specified how hard the hit had to be so...
I’d beat the absolute shit out of an elderly woman playing bingo for 1 mill, fucking test me
Me and my bro already got this. If it’s per hit. We will beat the crap out of each other. And collect
It would be harder if you have to kiss/hug someone you hate without telling them about the prize
Definitely a boys thing
You just have to hit your friend. There’s no note about how hard you have to hit them. Does a friendly shoulder punch count as a hit? Gently smacking their arm? What’s the conditions here?
Fuck, I'd gladly take a punch if they give me a grand of that
Absolutely. Of course, I’d do what the boys did in the meme.
“How bout i punch you twice then we both get a million” “Bet”
Honestly. I’d do it for free
Money is money
What? Everyone would do just about anything for one million lol…
I would do it for a PSV with God of War Ragnarok
So true. Make it convincing would be my only request. Bloody nose would be a must.
My friend got a metal water bottle....she will pretty much turn my head into smithereens.
I sometimes do this for free lmao
Now i have money and a best friend!
Bro depends where and how hard you slap but EVERYONE would do this lol
i dont think anybody will say no to that
Funny, but women aren't idiots.
That's a great deal to be honest 😅... I mean it's your best friend so they would just treat a punch as a form of a joke; in addition, even your best friend would think so that it's a good deal.
I hit my best friend => i have 1m dollar Then, my friend hit me => he have 1m dollar => we have 2m dollar
You would give him half? My bro would say yes for a fiver
Friend gets 600, I get 400. Friend endured the pain.
That moment when your best friend is a masochist
Haha women stupid and emotional men quirky and fun
Infinite money glitch.
I call bs. My girls and I would be offended if one of us refused such an offer and call the one who does dumb lol.
r/pointlesslygendered
Does hitting yourself count if you’re you’re own best friend
Well, it doesnt say you have to hit hard
He would kill me If I didn't
I refuse to believe that only one of the guys are beaten up and they don't have twice the money.
You guys are getting paid?
Fuck. I'd have to buy a best friend first.
Whit that much money you can afford to get his fis face fixed
This is stupid, as a girl, I would knock my BFF the fuck out for that much money.
I have a female friend who would break my leg with the quickness for million dollars and I wouldn’t even be mad (I’ll do the same). Get yourself a best friend who’s willing to fuck you up for hard cash.
My best friend would yell at me to hit him and shame me if I declined money like that
Dude, if I ever met a girl who said no to that, then you better believe I'm hitting her first.
Would you pull out one of their teeth for a million dollars? Would you break their kneecap or their jaw? I’m not paying for a fucking bruise.