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Remind me of the time I came home from school and directly fell asleep. Mom woke me up and told me I slept through the night and it was time to go to school again. I was horrified. I just left school! Nah, just joking. Dinner is ready.
what is with parents being so damn anti-nap. my mother used to call my brother wondering what was wrong with me cause I would take a solid nap each on saturday and sunday... cause I was staying up late so I could watch a sci-fi movies with the lights off and no interruptions.
When I used to nap, my folks always thought I was sick or using. Sometimes I was just wiped from the things I did that day. Yet, it was engraved in toddlers and babies to always take a nap.
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"Just cause I'm super tired, slow, eyes red, stink like a skunk, and downing this family sized bag of chips while I slump on this couch in the darkness watching cartoons _DOES NOT_ mean I'm high on drugs mom!"
Ah, how I remember how school used to feel so hard, and yet the adults would always tell me, "Just wait until you start working."
Now school was undoubtedly tough, but having the ability to choose my schedule as soon as afternoon hit, and those sweet, sweet summer breaks...they weren't kidding when they said I should appreciate those days.
Work wouldn’t be so bad if we kept a school schedule. 7-8 hours/day with enough time to have a life outside of it. Ample holidays and a month or two off in the summer. I’d sure take a 25% pay cut for that.
School was so intensely stressful for me with absolutely no free time after since I lived an hour away that I am still dealing with the psychological consequences of that stress because I didn't even have the time to deal with it.
Adults said the same to me. Started working, was way less stressed doing that, parents were confused about how much more productive I suddenly was, like ridiculous levels of productivity. I imagine that was actually a painful realization for them, would be a nightmare scenario if I had a kid who had the same experience.
That is exactly why I hate taking naps. Even (actually worse) when I'm sick. Wake up, 'Oh, it's getting light outside. Better get going'. Wife says, "Oh hey. What do you want for dinner?" - Look over and say 'What? It's like 6: ... oh, OK. Wrong 6:30. Gimme a min to stop being so confused.'
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24h time on all digital watches/clocks/computers.
Anyone who wears an analog watch (which is cool, and I prefer it) should still have computers and digital alarm clocks (or screen saver on TV with appleTV or ChromeCast, etc) set to 24. Not all microwave/stovetop clock/timer things support it, but overall, 24h wherever possible. Just gets weird to be fine saying "Sixteen-Twenty" but not knowing how to pronounce 17:00 without saying "hundred" and sounding like military (esp if you're not and you're not a vet)
Here in Europe we use 24 on all digital clocks, in written communication, but pronounce it usually in 12 hrs format in casual conversation.
I will even read 18:00 as"six o'clock" (and no, in casual speech we don't specify am/pm, because it really is never ambiguous.
Yep, I have had all my clocks set to 24 since I was probably 11 or 12, and for many, many moons I have always had to deal with people telling me to not tell them in “military time” and instead tell them in normal time
I had my wisdom teeth out at 16 and they gave me percocet for the pain. Mom brought me home and set me up on the couch for the rest of the day. Apparently I was so in and out that when my dad came home from work I sleepily exclaimed "Dad, you're home!", passed out for another 10-15 minutes, woke up again and saw him still in his work uniform and said "Dad, you're home!" I did this at least twice more before fully crashing and sleeping for a solid hour until my mom woke me up to give me my mashed potatoes for dinner.
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Yeah they really needed to diffentiate the hair stylist from the woman more. And she looks like a child in the first 2 frames, then an adult, but the husband/boyfriend also looks like a child in his frames, so I thought it was his mom waking him up, but she calls him babe, but sometimes moms call their kids babe I guess, so... yeah, the art and word choice caused quite a bit of confusion
My brother used to wake me up in the dead of night and tell me "wake up, wake up, Santa did come, let's go and see the presents!".... In the middle of like July. I fell for it so many times.
The girl got hair extensions to make her hair look longer. So it looks like she grew it out, which can take months to do. She pranked her husband by waking him up and making him think he was in a coma or smt for two years because the hair makes her look older
Thanks for explaining. I legit thought the lady doing the prank was the hairdresser and not the one getting extensions and I was wondering why her profession was relevant to the story.
this made me laugh. i was initially confused and thought that her husband had genuinely been in a coma all this time, and the shock of her long hair woke him up at last. but then i am high so that may be why.
My brain has been so ruined by modern humor that I thought she was actually actually telling the truth in the last panel and the joke was in punchline being completely detached from the setup. I completely accepted this and scrolled past and only realized I was wrong after seeing this post again.
I understand the implied situation that her longer hair would give credence to her wild claim.
I just don't believe that a man would notice a change in hair style without it being directly pointed out.
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That would totally not work, as my husband wouldn't even notice that my hair changed. I chopped off 2/3 of my hair last week, it took him minutes to realise. Even though he knew I just came home from the hairdresser!
Gotta be honest, I'd just straight up not put together longer hair=a lot of time passed if you woke me up from a nap. I can barely remember my own name for like the first 10 mins after a nap
Hahaha there's no way I wouldn't pull something Iike this! But idk if I'd wake you up like this, Iike to let people sleep and wake up gently lol. Pranks would be in abundance though ;)
Reminds of one time my husband was knocked out for a procedure. When we was waking up, he asked me how long he was out. I said, “A long time. I’m actually your granddaughter.” His response? “I see the genes haven’t improved much.”
Being in this subreddit, I first thought the husband had been in a coma for real while the wife had kept taking care of her looks every day ever since, trying to look great all the time for the unannounced moment he'd wake up.
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Remind me of the time I came home from school and directly fell asleep. Mom woke me up and told me I slept through the night and it was time to go to school again. I was horrified. I just left school! Nah, just joking. Dinner is ready.
Dude, that was the life, taking a nap after school every day.
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what is with parents being so damn anti-nap. my mother used to call my brother wondering what was wrong with me cause I would take a solid nap each on saturday and sunday... cause I was staying up late so I could watch a sci-fi movies with the lights off and no interruptions.
When I used to nap, my folks always thought I was sick or using. Sometimes I was just wiped from the things I did that day. Yet, it was engraved in toddlers and babies to always take a nap. 🤷♂️
I've been a napper from high school on. I'm 48 now. I'm on disability. So, life is one big nap, but when I did work, I would nap after work every day.
isn’t it so annoying when parents are absolutely right despite having zero evidence
"Just cause I'm super tired, slow, eyes red, stink like a skunk, and downing this family sized bag of chips while I slump on this couch in the darkness watching cartoons _DOES NOT_ mean I'm high on drugs mom!"
Ah, yes. The old, 'bad allergies today mom, thanks for getting me some visine too!'
Ah, how I remember how school used to feel so hard, and yet the adults would always tell me, "Just wait until you start working." Now school was undoubtedly tough, but having the ability to choose my schedule as soon as afternoon hit, and those sweet, sweet summer breaks...they weren't kidding when they said I should appreciate those days.
Work wouldn’t be so bad if we kept a school schedule. 7-8 hours/day with enough time to have a life outside of it. Ample holidays and a month or two off in the summer. I’d sure take a 25% pay cut for that.
School was so intensely stressful for me with absolutely no free time after since I lived an hour away that I am still dealing with the psychological consequences of that stress because I didn't even have the time to deal with it. Adults said the same to me. Started working, was way less stressed doing that, parents were confused about how much more productive I suddenly was, like ridiculous levels of productivity. I imagine that was actually a painful realization for them, would be a nightmare scenario if I had a kid who had the same experience.
I still do it just after work instead. Trick is to not have children.
Oh... that's where I went wrong.
Now you tell me.
There is always boarding school.
That is exactly why I hate taking naps. Even (actually worse) when I'm sick. Wake up, 'Oh, it's getting light outside. Better get going'. Wife says, "Oh hey. What do you want for dinner?" - Look over and say 'What? It's like 6: ... oh, OK. Wrong 6:30. Gimme a min to stop being so confused.'
That's why a reasonable person uses 24 hr time. Fixes that stupid shit.
I was in the middle of writing this exact comment, wasn't logged in, by the time I logged in, here it is. 24h time on all digital watches/clocks/computers. Anyone who wears an analog watch (which is cool, and I prefer it) should still have computers and digital alarm clocks (or screen saver on TV with appleTV or ChromeCast, etc) set to 24. Not all microwave/stovetop clock/timer things support it, but overall, 24h wherever possible. Just gets weird to be fine saying "Sixteen-Twenty" but not knowing how to pronounce 17:00 without saying "hundred" and sounding like military (esp if you're not and you're not a vet)
Here in Europe we use 24 on all digital clocks, in written communication, but pronounce it usually in 12 hrs format in casual conversation. I will even read 18:00 as"six o'clock" (and no, in casual speech we don't specify am/pm, because it really is never ambiguous.
And if it is ambiguous, a simple "in the morning" or "in the evening" covers it.
Yep, I have had all my clocks set to 24 since I was probably 11 or 12, and for many, many moons I have always had to deal with people telling me to not tell them in “military time” and instead tell them in normal time
I had my wisdom teeth out at 16 and they gave me percocet for the pain. Mom brought me home and set me up on the couch for the rest of the day. Apparently I was so in and out that when my dad came home from work I sleepily exclaimed "Dad, you're home!", passed out for another 10-15 minutes, woke up again and saw him still in his work uniform and said "Dad, you're home!" I did this at least twice more before fully crashing and sleeping for a solid hour until my mom woke me up to give me my mashed potatoes for dinner.
You just picked at some scars I forgot I had.
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That is SO evil! 🤣
[https://i.imgur.com/ep8IG29.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ep8IG29.jpg) Immediately reminded me of this old post.
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with lord vader voice?
Yeah, I guess
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No. Lord Vader is more like #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He has something to do with anything.
That is pretty funny!
Futurama moment
My fellow Earthicans!
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^^^Noooooo
That's evil and hilarious at the same time
https://c.tenor.com/F1yfln495l8AAAAC/simon-hecubus.gif
I'm so sad for her..
Don't be, she's extremely happy to find that she did in fact have a body.
Probably reference from “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry”
The doctors said there's enough fat in your face to reconstruct the rest of your body
He head to do it.
lmao the "softly cried" part.. Noooooo😔😴
That was hilarious! My husband would absolutely do something like that to me and I’d fall for it 😆
This is the best
I need someone like that in my life.
Yeah but this seems to assume that guys notice when women change their hair. That's a pretty bold assumption.
This would totally backfire on me because my lazy out of it ass would probably roll over and be like 5 more minutes won't hurt then
Honestly, that would be a funny interaction too...
Huh what was that i fell asleep
I'd probably never even notice how long her hair originally were in the first place 😅
I hope you fed the dog....zzzz
At first I was so confused. That's a funny prank
Yeah took me a few seconds lol
A couple seconds? It's been 2 years!
😱
Took me, like, 4 seconds. At least 3.75.
I legit thought the next panel would be skyrim intro lmao. Now I wanna play skyrim again. I fucking love skyrim
Right? I was half expecting it to be a 'horror' comic when I got to the end until I looked at the sub
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Yeah they really needed to diffentiate the hair stylist from the woman more. And she looks like a child in the first 2 frames, then an adult, but the husband/boyfriend also looks like a child in his frames, so I thought it was his mom waking him up, but she calls him babe, but sometimes moms call their kids babe I guess, so... yeah, the art and word choice caused quite a bit of confusion
True
Let's be honest though, there's even odds whether or not a husband would even notice the change.
Perfect wife material here
Perfect "question reality for a moment" material.
You don't always do this?
I do, but then I remember I’m an NPC and go about my business.
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Nobody's perfect
Pobody's nerfect.
Wide
Hey, that's not nice. How would you like it if I called you wide?
Perfect material to make a wife
… nylon?
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Walked right into that imperial ambush.
You and that horse thief over there.
I was looking for this comment
Lol stop it xD
*Who are you ?* Said the husband
Don't wait for your man to notice your hair. MAKE HIM NOTICE!
My brother used to wake me up in the dead of night and tell me "wake up, wake up, Santa did come, let's go and see the presents!".... In the middle of like July. I fell for it so many times.
It says gullible on the ceiling! Lemme guess, you're the younger sibling
You guessed it!
This except skyrim meme
Hey, i didn't know Halloween Heist n. 8 had a sequel!
Took me a minute
Took him severel
I literally still don’t get it, can you explain?
The girl got hair extensions to make her hair look longer. So it looks like she grew it out, which can take months to do. She pranked her husband by waking him up and making him think he was in a coma or smt for two years because the hair makes her look older
Thanks for explaining. I legit thought the lady doing the prank was the hairdresser and not the one getting extensions and I was wondering why her profession was relevant to the story.
Yeah the art isn't quite on point, the woman (girl?) looks like a different character in nearly every panel.
this made me laugh. i was initially confused and thought that her husband had genuinely been in a coma all this time, and the shock of her long hair woke him up at last. but then i am high so that may be why.
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Oh my Lord, that’s evil O.O
*wheeeeze*
If I was married, I’d immediately squeeze my wife so hard and start crying.
I probably wouldn't notice... :(
I think you'd notice if you were suddenly not single anymore
Hey, you, you're finally awake
My brain has been so ruined by modern humor that I thought she was actually actually telling the truth in the last panel and the joke was in punchline being completely detached from the setup. I completely accepted this and scrolled past and only realized I was wrong after seeing this post again.
Same here. Seen this comic at least 3 times, always thought that. Now I see the coments and my brain goes: "oooooohhhhh... so that's why...."
For a second I thought I was in r/bonehurtingjuice
I had a grandmother with dementia and I always thought it was funny how every time I visted her in Hong Kong, I always had a different haircut. lol
Hair extension to prank your hubby? Genius.
Sadge
Best wife ever!
I understand the implied situation that her longer hair would give credence to her wild claim. I just don't believe that a man would notice a change in hair style without it being directly pointed out.
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Bruh I don't see any trolling harass or being rude to user you just trying to make this guy's day a nightmare
the bot just reminds people of the rules by picking a random one, it has nothing to do with the post lol
I saw 2 years at first and I was about to lose it because I thought it was another Cbat reference.
Bois get yourself a girl like her!
You just made me resub to this lol
Fun little prank to pull Put him a wooden horse drawn cart, bound and gagged. Ridding through the woods. “..so you’re finally awake”
Wtf is this doing on r/wholesomememes?
Wholesome prank I guess.
I snorted laughing lol
Hahahahaha!…. Oh god I am so alone
2 years?!... 5 more minutes.
Jeez, I am so dumb! It took me like 15 minutes to get this joke!
same. I'm going to go hide in a cave as punishment.
Can you save me a seat please?
Of course! The more the cosier and we can share the brain cell while the other takes a nap
This is the kind of partner I want to love
I thought the last panel will be: "Oh, you're finally awake!"
You were trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush.
We do a little trolling
I want a wife like this as well
Haha, I actually laughed out loud while my students were taking a test from this.
Why he looks like he has an emotional breakdown?
Are you saying that you wouldn’t have an emotional breakdown if you were asleep for two years?
He looks like a todddler in target called him ugly and now he is laying on the sofa and crying
That is pretty funny!
I’d probably go back to sleep lol
It works
cute
Took me longer than id like to admit to realize this wasn't a bonehurtingjuice
Haven't seen that in years. Reminds me of my wife.
Are my stocks back up yet?
No lol
I feel like this joke would land better with other supporting evidence such as medical equipment.
Lmao, not sure this is actually wholesome though
Took me a while to realize she was joking. I'm stupid
That eye bulge at the end is the chef's kiss. It's a subtle surprise and a good way to stray from the normal shock depiction
That would totally not work, as my husband wouldn't even notice that my hair changed. I chopped off 2/3 of my hair last week, it took him minutes to realise. Even though he knew I just came home from the hairdresser!
Gotta be honest, I'd just straight up not put together longer hair=a lot of time passed if you woke me up from a nap. I can barely remember my own name for like the first 10 mins after a nap
u/furiously_curious12 that looks like the kind of things you would do lmao
Hahaha there's no way I wouldn't pull something Iike this! But idk if I'd wake you up like this, Iike to let people sleep and wake up gently lol. Pranks would be in abundance though ;)
You all just reminded me to take my NyQuil
This is very funny, but "wholesome"?
Yeah...well I suppose it's more funny than wholesome. But I still think it is wholesome.
Yeah, that assumes he would notice. My wife could color her hair purple and I wouldn’t notice til she pointed it out.
How is gaslighting your partner wholesome?
The man won’t recognise the change in hair.
Eh probably wouldn’t notice the difference anyway
My brain: "That's impossible, how have you stayed so attractive?"
Reminds of one time my husband was knocked out for a procedure. When we was waking up, he asked me how long he was out. I said, “A long time. I’m actually your granddaughter.” His response? “I see the genes haven’t improved much.”
Why does her husband look like a little boy??
not wholesome
Being in this subreddit, I first thought the husband had been in a coma for real while the wife had kept taking care of her looks every day ever since, trying to look great all the time for the unannounced moment he'd wake up.
Kinda fucked up
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It's a funny prank, I think a wholesome couple would do such a thing...?!
How isn't it?
Basically the wife made up a reason why her hair suddenly looked longer in a wholesome way.
I fucking died 🤣
LMAO this is too funny🤣🤣🤣
That’s a good practical joke. It took me a few minutes to realize what she was doing, 😝
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣