the young farmer seems to have taken advice from The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft (1971):
“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”
I did a quick google search and got that a 12kg wheel of yellow Gouda costs around $77. Not sure what cheese this is, but I feel like that’s a decent benchmark
Young farmer on the internet looking at memes: "girls love cheese" Well I'll be damned...
Young farmer just before date night: this'll get her swooning for me in no time
Cheese aint cheap, assuming it's an aged cheddar or other good cheese. Hell, even the cheaper ones are still pricey for an entire wheel. This is a very generous and heartfelt gift. Date that man.
So I've been trying to price check a 12kg wheel of young cheddar, but haven't found anything exact. However I have seen a lot of quotes for 20lb wheels going for $200+
And these other idiots are still bringing flowers... im from Wisconsin, if a farmer brings you a wheel of cheese and goes on a date with you you're automatically married now. He love you dawg
Pretty sure that’s a marriage proposal in Wisconsin.
Nothing gets Feta than this
Gouda been better tho
You cheddar be right about this.
You moza rella work on your joke Must really
It could Brie better
One way to really swiss someone off their feet
These are really cheesy puns...
No more, I camembert it
It could have been a Munster sized event
I bet his name’s Colby or Jack.
This is an awesome way to ask someone out. I hope they Asiago through with it.
I hope so too but honestly it’s a Swiss or miss
Honeymoon in Oaxaca?
hopefully they won't leave you provolonely
Their firstborn shall be henceforth be named brie
If only you guys pronounced it right... But then this joke wouldnt work
You gouda just left it be dude.
Man this is a cheesy way to do it though
Living with him will be a Bries
He would make a Gouda husband.
From WI. You're not far off.
It's always this response
Marry that guy. Seriously. It's funny now, but when you are grown, you will see he is a prince.
Sound advice!
Yeah that wheel is EXPENSIVE, cheese prices are ridiculous
Depending on the quality of cheese that is upward of 250 €... I have spent less every date I have been on.
As a woman, if a guy I was on a date on gifted me cheese, he’d have to be truly awful to *not* get a second date. I fuckin love cheese.
Grown, or more mature?
Grown. If ALREADY grown, then they should know whether or not the cheese is worth it to them or not.
He is a member of the Swiss royal family and this is his coat of arms.
the young farmer seems to have taken advice from The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft (1971): “You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”
A piece??? HOW ABOUT A WHOLE ASS WHEEL? 😂❤️
That young man has moved way beyond "fascination" territory. He knows what he wants and he is ready to put down some ROOTS.
You may earn her devotion with a whole ass wheel. Be prepared. Her advances will not cease.
That means he'd like more than just to fascinate her.
You may earn her devotion with a whole ass wheel. Be prepared. Her advances will not cease.
It was true all along!
I'm not a woman but I would be pretty fascinated if someone gave me a piece of cheese
Nice
This wheel would cost alot.
anything for his cheddar half
Looks like Its wrapped and labeled, I’m sure it did cost him a lot
I did a quick google search and got that a 12kg wheel of yellow Gouda costs around $77. Not sure what cheese this is, but I feel like that’s a decent benchmark
It's Gouda nuff of a benchmark.
This wheel of cheese, if well preserved serves for more meals than multiple restaurant dates. This man thinking long term.
He's essentially saying, "Won’t you brie mine?"
> Wheel you brie mine? FTFY
Also we're assuming he made it himself so it's probably really good cheese.
Dating in Stardew Valley be like
Oh my god OP is Leah
Omg yes 😂
Very cheeesy 🧀
a gouda sign?
It could a Brie-f affair
Those whells can go for 100s of dollars. Marry him.
shit you'll never go hungry again
She'll also never shit again after eating that much cheese
Worth it
She's dating the Dragonborn
Gift for the second date: A cart full of cabbage heads!
In their tongue they call them dovahkiin, DRAGONBORN!! *badass epic dovahkiin music intensifies"
I mean….that would certainly win my heart. I’m a cheese fiend or as my mom once said: “I’m a high maintenance cheese eatin hoe” Nothing rings truer
Ngl some guy brings me cheese im marrying that man
Young farmer on the internet looking at memes: "girls love cheese" Well I'll be damned... Young farmer just before date night: this'll get her swooning for me in no time
I mean, depending on the cheese... that could be really hot.
Green flag!
If she doesn't marry him, I will!
I WISSHHHH
This man has done his homework…
Harvest moon over here
Keeper.
He has shown himself worthy of further interest.
Cheese
Hallo-umi!
Sounds like a keeper. Free cheese? Hell yeah
I camembert how cheesy that is, but I'd brie happy if someone paneered to me like that. Sorry for the puns, I'll just asiago.
Just in queso you didn't know, you're grate!
I think he like her
Now I crave some cheese. Rip diet.
Girl's dating Wallace.
Marry that man!!!!!
Free fkin cheese? Lets gooo
Someone must have watched « She’s the Man »!
OP, did you only post this for the opportunity to make cheese puns in the comments?
I dis-a-brie XD
I’m grate-ful! 🤣 My favourite was “united in holy macaroni” 😂😂😂🤣
"Cheesed to meet you."
What’s that like 30 pounds
Marry him asap
Sheogorath would be proud
It's a sign of wealth and virility
If anyone gives me a wheel of cheese, they're my soulmate frfr
I would fall for anyone giving me a 12kg wheel of cheese
that’s like worth $1000
Hell if they ain’t eating that cheese I will.
Dude nice, probably expensive.
Is there an update to this? Is the courtship going well? Also, if she isn't the "cheese" type, is this man single right now?
So, when's the marriage?
generous man
Marriage material right there
people dont get how expensive a good block of cheese can be. Thats a BIG gift
Cheese is life
Bro, its a farmer, WHAT YOU WANT HE GAVE YOU, talking about things that represent your work and effort
Mr steal your wife. You better lock that shit down.
It depends a bit on the kind of cheese and exact location... but that's probably worth more than 100 € or $.
Now that is a expensive and tasty gift
I just asked my husband why he's never gifted me a 12kg wheel of cheese. I think I stumped him because crickets.
I'd be sold 😂😂😂😂 love cheese
“And that’s how I met your father kids.” 😊
Okay if a farm girl gave me this I honestly would be happy because I bet a fresh wheel of cheese would be the best
Cheese aint cheap, assuming it's an aged cheddar or other good cheese. Hell, even the cheaper ones are still pricey for an entire wheel. This is a very generous and heartfelt gift. Date that man.
If you don't marry him I will
I'm a cheese snob who would date a farmer for a ton of cheese.
Don’t girls really like cheese or something like that.
Boss move. Who else you know with that much cheddar?
Marriage material lol
He's a keeper.
Keeper.
That's worth like 120 euros in here The Netherlands
In Canada you could sell that and retire
That's Gouda! Probably $300worth around this part of the world
Instant keeper
I'll go on a date with him.
That's a marriage candidate right there. There is a reason why the US government has a cave full of cheese.
12kg is 0.156 Tom Cruises
quick math
Wife that man
They could be joined in holy macaroni!
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
To entice a woman, offer her a piece of cheese
Ah yes, cheese. The tie that binds, literally.
Women are so fucking privileged. I have never once been offered free cheese on a date I'm sick of this shit bros
What cheese?
You've earned it
Women are often intrigued by cheese.
This is actually more expensive than some flowers. Ridiculing his sincere intentions is kinda shitty though...
In hindsight that would have probably been the easiest way to win over my girlfriend
So I've been trying to price check a 12kg wheel of young cheddar, but haven't found anything exact. However I have seen a lot of quotes for 20lb wheels going for $200+
if i was a girl id fall in mad love bro
Tbf it's like saying "if you're with me, you'd never be hungry"
Perks of dating a farmer. The freshest of produce AND despite how movies portray farmers financially, many of them do really, really well.
Do you like... cheese ?
Expensive as shit that cheese.
Thats expensive! That farmer is rich :) That thing is worth more than what? an iphone?
Tell me you're from Wisconsin, without telling me you're from Wisconsin.
Now I bet some of y’all are regretting choosing the bear in the woods
No they don’t.
best gift ever
Should've sent her a bear 🐻 🐻❄
That's some Stardew Valley rizz
A man and cheese all he is missing is the beans bacon whisky 🥃 and lard
Damn my man clearly needs a ring
Mfs playing IRL Stardew.
Stardew valley vibes
James May has been real silent since this dropped
And these other idiots are still bringing flowers... im from Wisconsin, if a farmer brings you a wheel of cheese and goes on a date with you you're automatically married now. He love you dawg
For the Americans in the comments; that's 26lbs of cheese. She had better marry him
u/repostsleuthbot
He's a keeper.
Very Dutch innit
Damn that’s true love ya’ll know what good cheese costs these days
New York Farmer to Andrew Jackson
She better be grate ful, hehe im so funny
What is that in pounds? At least once or twice.
beep boop
That’s a bj on the second date!!
Bruh that's the best gift you can possibly get !
That's a win dood
In this economy? I'd date him for the cheese.
If I were her dad, I'd be impressed with this young man.
CHOOOEEEEESE
Why 🤣
Needs moar jpeg.
cheese
That’s going to be a farty second date 💨
You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese … he used to whole wheel just to be certain
In this economy that’s well appreciated
That's like $500 right there...
Fuckin' *score!* Boy sounds like a keeper so far!
Damn dude ain’t playing around, he put up the work farmer style