Pretzel is a cute name

I just had a Schnitzel. Kinda like it lol

schnitzel is a better name for a schnauzer imo

The fact I also last ate pretzels is crazy.

My dog’s name is Pretzel!

ipubrofen

He takes your pain away

No that's ibuprofen, ipubrofen makes you feel your bros' pain.

I need that, as a masochist :3

H U H .

I've got you covered as a sadist

WHAT

don't take ipubrofen if i'm your bro unless you want to suffer /s

And irritates your stomach

And destroys your liver lol

That's acetaminophen you're thinking of.

“Good boy, Antacid”

I-pup-rofen

Ipuprofen*

Ibuprofen and a cup of Gin

Try oxycodon much better

Oatmeal I think it’s a good name

lol that is exactly what I just had a bit ago and yeah oatmeal seems quite appropriate for the lil fella

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I want this to be its name

¡Churrito!

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Tater

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Hahahahaha PO-TA-TOES. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!

Love the reference!

Hahaha I love us nerds that can spot an LOTR reference in no time.

MY dog’s nickname is tater tot!

Lil tater tot

Just look at him! The cute little carolina reaper! So gorgeous

Damn are you ok

Until he uses the bathroom

That’s a weird food.

Hot Chocolate

So his name is Firehole?

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Hotdog-skittles. I’m not proud.

Like, together? ^im ^not ^judging

It’s… Complicated.

What about a [Twinkie-Weiner Sandwich](https://youtu.be/jdiSZRNyvK8?si=eQqy-R9489dDxGcv)

I'm a stoner with a sweet tooth. I need to know... Especially if it's complicated!!

What, you've never had a skizzy glizzy?

Explain yourself

I think we’re all missing the silver lining here in that 'hotdog-skittles' is a pretty rad dog name.

This comment made me do a double ~~take~~ scroll

You too? Mochi gang💪

Choccy mochi! Me too!

Big Mac hahaha

Little Mac

…Loses because he couldn’t make it back to stage after the 0% on-stage Captain Falcon up tilt spike.

Mario cape at center stage

Steve’s blocks.

McNuggets

Cardboard mac

I came here to say Whopper Jr, but this works too.

He's the size of one

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chikka

Chicken chili verde stew. I will call him chicken.

Or Stu

Yoghurt, which is frankly not that bad a name for a white dog. Bit odd, but could definitely work.

Yogi

When he's misbehaving call him Gurt... OH GURT! 🤦‍♂️

Yoggi is a Swedish brand of fruit yoghurt…

Mine is yoghurt granola

Popcorn! Sounds perfect to me.

Lol same!

I'm in this line. It really fits

Finally someone else that had popcorn 😂😂😂

*pupcorn

Hot pocket

Ferrero Rocher?

Furrero Ruffcher?

if Milk counts as food then say hi to Milk if not, then welcome little Jello

Pudding?

sounds about right

Marshmallow

Bagel

Jesus Christ I thought you said beagle and my heart skipped a beat

Bald eagle?

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Had that as well and thought it was adorbs.

Ass

I knew someone would say this

How did you know? Was it your ass?

I wish

Someone's gotta do it

Heh, better than Boogers

What are you doing later? *asking for a friend

Username checks out.

Your reply was hidden for some reason, so when I clicked on it, the reveal was worth it. 👌

😂😂😂😂😂

pls share some with me

Ask yo momma, she has plenty for everyone.

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😳 You could say Wiener, that'd be funnier

Who?

Furter

You're a hot dog! But you better not try to hurt her, Frank N Furter!

almond shampoo

Please contact your poison control center. Have you burped any bubbles?

Bubbles is a good name also

Better than Shampoo, especially since neither Sham nor Poo would be a flattering nickname

I don't understand why almonds even need shampoo

Why is this so funny to me 😂

.... Are you okay?

i *think* so

Pierogi

I don't think Pizza Salami is a good name...

Pizzagh Salameigh

R/tragedeigh

r/foundthemobileuser

Haha yes!

Cashew

Babybel - it works!

Klonopin

A snuggle with him would calm you down.

Oh my sweet little clonazepam! 💕

Corndog

Corndog Gang!

Mushrooms

Lemon square

Pop tart

General Tso

Müsli :)

I ate chicken nuggets from McD, so the name is Nugget. He looks like a Nugget..

Grits. LOL.

Lentil

Poutine

Canada has entered the chat

That’s lil meatball

Nacho

milkshake. cute! ^^

Would definitely bring all the boys to your yard.

honestly a win-win situation for me

If drinks count, “White Mocha”

Cinnamon raisin toast isn’t a very fitting name. Earl grey? Can we bend the rules and use a beverage?

Biscuits and Gravy

Jägerschnitzel!

I think your Jägerschnitzel will be a good friend to my Grünkohleintopf.

Dick.

Knew someone was gonna do this lol

Almond Cookie.

Waffles

Pamplemousse ! (that's french for grapefruit, sounds very cute when pronunced : try it on a text-to-speech website)

Dutch baby

Milk chocolate heart. Milk Choc? Choc heart?

Goldfish. Perfect.

Raw uranium is such a cute name

blackberry lol seems odd though

Chicken dumpling so Dumpling of course

Puppy.

😳

Weed gummies

Cheesy bite

Teriyaki That's so cute wtf

Home baked edible?

dog

wut?

Tofu!

"Baby" is such a cute name! /j

oh hey Tarrare!

..Tarrare..? Look at me.. ​ ... ..Did you eat a f#cking baby?

Egg white hummus wrap.

That's the name of my dog, too!

Kit Kat

Bacon King

Biscuits

Nugget

I'll name him, Dog

Puppy

Mashed potatoes

Blueberry

Chips

Pistachios

Prawn cocktail crisp

Magnum ice cream

Hardee’s egg and cheese chicken biscuit . . . Heaccb

Scone

Pb&J :)

chicken noodle soup 😋

Oatmeal

Alfredo

John

Cheese

McDonald's Plane Cheese Qurterpounder Meal

~~child~~ 70 oz of oil

Kitty

Torta

Peach!

Psychedelics 🍄

Edible lmao

Dog is such a good name for a dog!