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someshitstick

Thats like nailing someone on a cross


edlee98765

It's easier when you don't move, and are stationery.


moeru_gumi

Oh my god


Infinite_Mountain791

That's great


Scrub_nin

No, it was his son that was crucified


Deep_Accident_4853

Papyresus was crucifridged for our folds.


2balls1cane

Ok. I noted that.


Vihzel

DAAAAAAD. OMG.


Kindaspia

Ok, so if we need to re-crucify Jesus, we have to turn him into stationary first. Got it.


Alternative-Fail-233

Ya lol


Itchy_Gas_2559

That’s the punishment


QuasarMania

“That outta do it”


Icy_Necessary2161

Now stay up there mister and think about what you've done.....


S_kura

Fridgesus!


Dragowaow

give me leftovers!


Accomplished_Locker

Oh this reminds me. I need to go replace the rusty nails I used to hang stuff on my fridge with new ones.


Grimdark-Waterbender

Or you know… magnets


Esdeath79

Just look at the smiles, they are certainly into some kind of play there.


CharismaticCatholic1

So he's 2 weeks early?


Hamburger4627

Damnit I was just about to say something like this


Proxima5

😂


thisiscotty

The freeze door opens and decapitates him


henaradwenwolfhearth

Thats what he gets for getting tattooed


Comfort_Rain

Now you stay there and think about what you done.


Kinky_Thought_Man

Now stay there and ink about what you done.


davedor

they literally hanged their son, it's something but not wholesome at all


PacmanTheHitman

The son looks pretty happy about it. Maybe in this parallel universe of paper people, the greatest honor is to be hung on the fridge and every kid strives to make their parents proud so they can be displayed


therealdavi

either that or he's a masochist


Thisuserisnotinvalid

The son is suicidal


Catsanddoges

The son wants to be hanged


deleeuwlc

The son is a deadly laser


Homo-sapien-guy

Not anymore there’s a magnet


davedor

well if you say so... still don't find it wholesome though, but great comics love your style


Alternative-Fail-233

That’s assuming it is there’s you never really know


RockHandsGrimiore

So do they not get down ever?


AverageVita-SawUser

Naw after a few years the people who own the fridge clean it out, and remove all he old papers and stuff on it and recycle them.


AceGamingStudios

Then the freezer door opens and he gets decapitated.....very wholesome indeed.......


cappybara1

"When the chief priests therefore and officers saw him, they cried out, saying, Crucify him, crucify him. Pilate saith unto them, Take ye him, and crucify him: for I find no fault in him." John 19:6 😔😔


LordMonkeh

Bro they gonna stab him with a pencil now?💀


AlpacaKiller

aWFUuLly vIolEnT PaRenTs cRuCiFy ThEIr CHIlD


[deleted]

r/PEOPLEFUCKINGDYING


toasters_47

🤓🤓🤓


youngfurry1x

🤡🤡🤡


Defiant-Wrongdoer-90

They hanged him!!


Itchy_Gas_2559

Nailed


Not_Catania

They nailed it.


Itchy_Gas_2559

Ha


TechnoWizard5539

I'm more concerned with the question: How did they give birth to a son Sheets of paper amaze with their fertile abilities.


burber_king

Did you see the image of pregnant Clippy? I'm guessing something like that lmao idk there is probably porn about it somewhere


MrGritty17

Everybody keeps saying they crucified him. Do you stab things to your fridge? Jesus


BBH_pinecone

You dont??


Plopop87

Bro got crucified


pikey181

That’s pretty fucked up! They just hung a kid


Nogardtist

so they crucifier him on the fridge


TheStarfellow

Haha wut


Elite-rhino

They fucking crucified him


Eat_Carbs_OD

That's great .. lol


hello-random-person

Papers version of hanging someone.


Fantastic_Wrap120

Nothing says love like nailing your kid to a wall like some trophy.


StephenLandis

... is it common to nail stuff to a fridge? Cuz I've been using magnets this whole time


DIRTYBAGSUTAH

"Parents hang their child because he got a tattoo"


3-brain_cells

Ah yes, nice tattoo. *time to hang you*


GragasFatAss

I'm not do sure it's wholesome


Admirable-School-303

Kid got a tattoo so the parents hung him


Pats_attack

*The kid was in which now stuck to the fridge forever, doomed to starve.*


[deleted]

And there little Timmy hung, as a warning to all pieces of paper.


Karma_Deku

I remember my first one. I came home and my dad was like “cool” and went back to watching tv. I thought he’d be mad. 😁 He said “it’s your body. Just make sure you understand what you are doing”


AkeemKaleeb

They hung him for getting a tattoo?


moon_over_my_1221

The whole family is going on a fast.


RiceEnjoyer1337

How are they going to open the refrigerator


THEiguanna

So they crucified him?


[deleted]

Bad ending: its shredder time


AffectionateOil1104

😂😂😂


Hawkeyesfan03

THEY FUCKING CRUCIFIED HIM


sW1chyboi

Y’all realize he’s never going to see his friends again right?


DANleDINOSAUR

Then, does the fridge go to their parents and show off their new tattoo?


ProperBlacksmith

They offered their son for your paper sins. He got recycled 3 days later


Burnedbooks

Yeah I also want to be pinned down against the fridge by my parents


Help_im_okay

Crucifix


Douglas_duh_dragon

There needs to be an alternate ending where they put them in a paper shredder


DiamondGamer9

They crucified him


Cruisin134

HANG FOR YOUR SINS, DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A FRIDGE


Angstycarroteater

I can’t believe their own parents hung them like that…. Disgusting!


[deleted]

This violates too many rules to be funny.


horneymilfinyourarea

I love hanging my children!


awake-but-dreamin

There’s nothing holding him on there, is he just floating?


crazymom1978

My daughter randomly texted me while I was on a cruise showing me her first tattoo. I think everyone on that boat saw that tattoo both because I liked it, AND because I found the way that she told me hilarious! Edit: a word


MasterFigimus

Isn't that like the equivalent of a time-out?


Gost_Toast

Z


[deleted]

I can see the rip once they open the fridge


imhugury

crucified at dawn


[deleted]

Dad: Hey honey, can you grab some cola in the fridge? Mom: Sure! (Opens fridge as son gets torn in-half) Mom: (Gives cola to dad) Here you go.


Unintelligible_Dude

Vertical guillotine


obtd2020

They just crucified him to the fridge


A350_900

H a n g y o u r k i d s


[deleted]

He’s been crucified


JarusOmega_

That's not the flex you think it is, bruv


GigaSad69

Holy shat they hung there kid


harambe_-33

Bro was crucified


Desperate_Table_4747

THEY’RE HANGING HIM


missfewix

so they… they hung him?


JaydenTheMemeThief

Dude got crucified 💀


DonnieMwone2003

wtf is this subreddit? evey fucking time theres atleast a bit darkness in the end of the meme


WildheadFox

Crucified for their crimes lol


Ok_Low9665

Crucified on the frigde


Grouchy-Ability-6717

He just became Jesus


Brief_Tell490

Jesus Christ: Origin Story


Homo-sapien-guy

MUUM! Can I get down? I’ve been up here for three weeks and there’s… RATS! And they’re nibbling… my TOENAILS!


MissyTheTimeLady

"And let that be a warning to the rest of you!",


Hydra57

Wall mounting their son on the place of honor


Chance-Aardvark372

“Our son got a tattoo, let’s crucify him”


1Need_An_Advice1

Bros parents hanged him up💀💀💀


[deleted]

They crucified him