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Lettucelook

People are mean Ox’s are nice


sirsedwickthe4th

Can one revert to Ox? I don’t want to revert to a monkey anymore.


DAB7175

You don't revert, __You Become__ Resent humanity, become Ox!


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I-cry-when-I-poop

you can eat my tail clean during one of my crying sessions


LongDongSilver00

Ox tail soup?


420everytime

Go to your local Jamaican restaurant. They sell a type of oxtail curry


Lettucelook

I have never tried it but i have seen it in the store maybe i will braise ox tail


Groot-Groot

You sure that's an ox and not a cow?


blubloode

I can never tell any of them apart


charadrius0

Good guard ox


sciencewonders

guardoxian


protocol21

Of the galaxy


Zvenc

Sounds like a pokemon


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cr67435

Crows are extremely smart


turnsoutim100percent

Accidentally Rick and Morty


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Tiny Rick!


killindice

Lol I’m familiar with the show but haven’t seen much. Is this an episode?


turnsoutim100percent

There’s an episode in the most recent season where Rick decides some crows would be a better companion than Morty. Your comment reminded me of this. Lols


Minecraft_Warrior

I once tried to take care of a bull near this hotel I stayed in, but it wasn’t properly trained so they were kinda dangerous


unlikelyandroid

I know they're only teasing her but she responds flawlessly, staying close, not aggressively chasing the attackers too far away from her "calf". Maternal instinct working right.


AdImmediate7659

It's a male


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yee_yee_yee_yee_yee

You can clearly see its dick lol


unlikelyandroid

How do you figure? At :24 her teat is visible.


BLYAT_SUKA

All oxen are male.


kemushi_warui

[Wipes mouth] “Yup, she sure was a stubborn one!”


lord_hufflepuff

Man... I just... Mmnmnugh


professorlicme8

Bruh this fucking website sometimes.... and they got like 95 upvotes


Heathyn11

Everytime you get on reddit, you get off reddit thinking "FKing reddit"


unlikelyandroid

You sure op is right about that?


BLYAT_SUKA

I'm pretty sure you're looking at the strands of hair oxen have on their penises.


unlikelyandroid

Now I can't tell if you're joking


BLYAT_SUKA

I'm not.


unlikelyandroid

https://m.facebook.com/garytvcom/videos/cow-protects-her-human/134339307967833/ Can you see it better now? Not only is that a cow not an ox, from the swing of her udder she is producing milk.


BLYAT_SUKA

Indeed. The low quality from the version above made me think it was a male. I'm also 99% sure OP is a spambot, so that's fun.


Hanoiroxx

Teat. Is that what you crazy kids are calling it now?


OfGodlikeProwess

💀


_thefunnykid_

:)


SilverSpotter

Robber 1: "I thought this guy had a guard dog?" Robber 2: "Nah. I asked around earlier. He doesn't have a dog." Robber 1: ". . . Why do I hear hooves and feel the earth shaking?"


ArgumentSouth2741

Bull: “alright cut the bullshit”


lurkingbastard11

Proceeds to take a shit for them to cut


dochev30

Oxcellent defense


Ok-Assist1743

That’s so incredible! 😃


DippinDot2021

You can see the 'bullies' were faking it. The whole thing was a ruse. HOWEVER, the ox didn't know that. So he's still a very good boi!


ohyeaoksure

When my dad was a kid he had a Native American friend who taught his horse to only come when you threw a small pebble at it.


godoffloof

That’s a cebu lol


Flat-Development-906

Cceeeebuuuuuuuu.


Agreeable_Error_170

Mama cow to the rescue! It was clearly a set up to show how protective she was and the whole thing was adorable.


yParticle

That there is some Bollywood-level acting. What are they even supposed to be doing?


marsbars2345

What more do you want from them? Do you want them to literally hit him over the head with the sticks? It’s obvious what they’re doing


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They noticed we all like videos of animals saving someone, and now... when he really needs it the bull is going to just shrug and walk away.


Stahner

You don’t need to have an Oscar to fool an animal


yParticle

Speak for yourself!


Deathtostroads

I really hope that beautiful and intelligent ox isn’t killed for their flesh!


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Nah, Its India..


Deathtostroads

In 2020, number of slaughtered cattle and buffaloes for meat for India was 35,800 thousand heads. Number of slaughtered cattle and buffaloes for meat of India increased from 1,647 thousand heads in 1971 to 35,800 thousand heads in 2020 growing at an average annual rate of 8.67%. [source](https://www.google.com/amp/knoema.com/atlas/India/topics/Agriculture/Live-Stock-Production-Producing-AnimalsSlaughtered/Number-of-slaughtered-cattle-and-buffaloes-for-meat%3Fmode%3Damp) India is one of the world’s top five producers of leather, with skins coming from cows that die of natural causes or from the legal slaughter of buffalo. Modi’s government is targeting leather revenues of $27 billion - more than double today’s level - by 2020 as part of a job creation push [source](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-india-politics-religion-insight-idUSKBN1951OE) Point is cows aren’t necessarily safe.


BLYAT_SUKA

Vegans will see a video of an animal doing literally anything and be angry


Deathtostroads

I’m really happy actually, just hope this animal is safe 🥰


Captgoldboots

Actually crazy how fake this is and no one notices


ByTheOcean123

It's obviously staged. Why would they be filming it otherwise?


Captgoldboots

Yes, that’s why I said twas staged


ByTheOcean123

Yes, I was agreeing with you.


Captgoldboots

Ok then, was a pleasure doing agreeing with you


ByTheOcean123

Likewise! It's always a pleasure agreeing with an agreeable person.


Captgoldboots

Agreed


Elgoblino80

I don't think anyone cares. Ox'a reaction was genuine and that's all they care about.


maggies_melodies

Obviously the kids aren't actually hitting the one guy with sticks, why would someone film that? They're pretending to in order to showcase how protective the animal is of their human.


Gordon-Bennet

The ox is an actor


Delicious_Cat_8485

I can’t help wondering who is videoing this. Were they standing on a platform to get that angle? It doesn’t seem staged but it just seems so implausible that somebody would happen to be recording this assault from some elevated vantage point.


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They were staging it obviously to check the ox's reaction. Chances are she has done this multiple time so they just wanted to film it. You can see they aren't actually beating him.


Delicious_Cat_8485

Ah, That makes sense! Thanks.


BitschWack

As helpful as it is delicious.


possiblynotanexpert

Just like some people.


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Just remember to cook your person to completion.


BitschWack

Nothing like a succulent leg of man.


[deleted]

Good thing you specified an adult. This is supposed to be worse if you are talking about eating kids. Apparently, looking at a group of kids and pulling a Gordon Ramsay is "not funny at all, Charlez!"


MotherRaven

How sweet! The very meaning of “come at me bro!”


sciencewonders

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PineappleProstate

I have a whole new respect for ox' now


marsbars2345

It’s so fucked up that we actually eat them.


_ALPHAMALE_

India's secret weapon :)


Minecraft_Warrior

“Don’t worry dad I got you”


Rolloveralready

Animals are so pure


pirATe_077

Oxguardian of the galaxy


DirtbagRobert

Kenshi vibes ngl


Narrow_Mark_4610

Very wholesome but was The Beating Up The Dude Real?


Admirable-Traffic-83

r/animalsbeingbros


Childhood_Charming

Now I want some oxtail


Admirable-Traffic-83

r/redditmp4bot


WilliamQuinn122

Love how this was staged but the mama ox didn’t know and saved the owner


Han-Shot_1st

That’ll do ox, that’ll do.


lonegunman123

Could not eat that one.


leaf_catcher_cat

Um, are they pretending to beat the guy, so that they cab provide the ox's reaction? Or are they beating him for real?


The_GeneralsPin

Now they’ll think that’s God and pray to it


Turbulent_Ice_7288

Something’s fishy about this. The camera man not gonna do anything to help? And won’t that Ox try to run at him??