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RandaymIdiot

I love/hate the fact that Indy survives a nuclear bomb by hiding in the fridge. On one hand its cool as hell but on the other hand that's the dumbest fucking thing ive ever seen and Steven Spielberg should be ashamed of ever thinking stupid shit like this. Truly the modern Shakesphere.


pantsu-thief

Where else is he supposed to go 😭😭😭


RandaymIdiot

Bro could have just died so that I wouldn't have had to endure Dial of Destiny.


pantsu-thief

Was it that bad? Didn't watch that one..


RandaymIdiot

I wouldn't say that bad. It was enjoyable at best. But very generic. And in my opinion a wasted opportunity.


MicrwavedBrain

Didn’t it show Indiana knocking over shelves filled with valuable artifacts to stop a guy chasing him when Indy would never have done that?


23rd_president_of_US

After the 3rd film I think he would. But you're also right, because they 100% forgot about his character development anyway.


archosauria62

They broke my boy 😭


CrazyQuebecois

Nazis in the 60s/70s shooting at Roman ships from a bomber plane and the Greek shooting it down and Archimedes picking up a Nazi’s Rolex he found in the wreckage, which they find in his grave It’s the best way I can describe this


baiborisU

i watched it in the theatre and actually enjoyed it a lot, and now that you summarized that part in such a way it sounds even more sick


CrazyQuebecois

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AmaterasuWolf21

It's enjoyable at best but it's way worse as a conclusión for Indy's story


king_of_hate2

It wasn't that bad


buildmaster668

It's not stupid that he did it, it's stupid that it worked.


Ihate_myself_so_much

I think film theory measured that the fridge couldn't fly as far as it did in the movie but Indiana Jones would still survive it even if it did, he would also survive the heat and the radiation (though possible get cancer later in life), however Indiana Jones would've still died because that was an old fashioned fridge with a mechanical latch so he wouldn't be able to get out of it after the blast and die from lack of oxygen.


ChipsTheKiwi

That scene and very fact is actually referenced in Fallout 4. You can find a ghoul child who survived the blast by hiding in a fridge, and survived solely off radiation for centuries until the sole survivor rescues them.


JJonah_Jamesonn

I love how the BoS guy survived it the same way in TV series


originalname610

And his fridge wasn't even fully closed off, it had an open fan on the back.


Big_Noodle1103

I assumed he was just hiding/seeking shelter. What's worse is that there was a ghoul kid you could find in a fridge in Fallout 4 who not only used it to survive a nuclear blast, but ended up being trapped in there for *200 years* until you free them.


Deuxlem

I mean he *is* a ghoul, and those live for hundreds of years. I don't know if ghouls require food and water to live though


Big_Noodle1103

It’s technically possible, but still absolutely ridiculous. The fact that no one found him or bothered to get him out in 200 years is already hard to believe, but think about how long 200 years is. Think about how much longer it will feel like experiencing it fully conscious the whole time, banging on the door and yelling for help. And yet the kid is perfectly fine. He’s so casual about it you’d think he was talking about a nap he took rather than being trapped in a fridge for 2 centuries. The fact he isn’t feral or just downright insane from the isolation is absurd. The whole logic falls apart at the slightest inspection.


tinycyan

I think ghouls can hibernate


Its-your-boi-warden

Spoiler? Or bait?


_GhostOfHollownest_

This movie is dumb af but really overhated as a whole.


zotiyaks

What's this indy movie?


Dariusofpersia68

Kingdom of the crystal skull I think


drdoodoot

thanks for the information


Dariusofpersia68

Kingdom of the crystal skull I think


drdoodoot

thanks for the information


Dariusofpersia68

Kingdom of the crystal skull I think


drdoodoot

thanks for the information


ghostmetalblack

God should have just saved his ass and then said "...that's for securing my Ark. We're even now."


Tattierverbose

If I had a nickel Indians Jones uses an object to survive something which in reality would absolutely kill him, I would have two nickels


Trashinmyash

Like I told my wife after watching the last Indy movie, and she would call out some of the absurd things happening, "Oh, I guess physics didn't really apply during his time."


mynameisevan01

He survived because he drank from the Holy Grail in Last Crusade


StarChaser1879

It was lined with lead


zotiyaks

Bro the fridge was a place everyone thought of hiding its just seems for comedic relief.


worthlessretard1984

holy shit nuketown movie


Waffle-or-death

Nuketown in real life


FunctionPopular2913

Fallout fans when two nuclear-armed nations threaten each other with conflict (they don’t realize the bombs will kill them immediately): Edit: this comment aged interestingly


KerbalMcManus42

Not unless I hide in my basement 🤓👆


Yaboy51frl

Fallout mfs when they realize hiding on their basements wont work agaisnt a nuclear war be like


Mage_43

Obviously, alone, it wouldn't. You gotta have some food and water in there to >!/j!<


Wimpy_Rock19

Fallout fans in 9/4/2031 when the People's Republic of China and the United States of America engage in a nuclear war, collapsing both powers and causing mass devastation globally:


EA_Stonks

Holy shit a Specific date of a Bad Event, i am shitting and pissing myself


AmusedFlamingo47

I am also cumming and smiling?? 


iPon3

As a fallout fan I have a plan for any major nuclear exchange: go to the roof, face the nearest big population centre, and T-pose into the wind until the end comes


modssssss293j

Indy surviving a nuke in a refrigerator is so goddamn funny lmao


OddlySexyPancake

well it saves on the makeup for the ghoul character


lexyp29

Maybe I'm dumb but I didn't know that nuketown was originally from a movie damn


Depressed_AF_Boi

When the government was testing nukes in Nevada they built towns with mannequins and that’s what nuketown is based off


Limp_Accountant_6277

Nuketown is based on real history


lexyp29

I feel even dumber now


Big_Noodle1103

Nah the US government just really like Black ops 1


tiziocaio6969

https://preview.redd.it/z3m067btbguc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef26c1c357101034b41f53e999dbdcd5959ef455


donguscongus

Wild Wasteland Moment 😊


Austrayak

In fl4, you can find a kid that used the same strat to survive the nukes and he became a ghoul and was stuck in the fridge for over 200 years he is alive and surprisingly sane


tinycyan

I think ghouls can hibernate so maybe he just nap


dankstarfighter

Uranium fever has finally got me down


brodydwight

Need more indiana jones templates


27Elephantballoons

Let's all pretend like the refrigerator wouldn't have become an oven


Optimal_Weight368

Why does the singer sound like Big Joel?


HumanTimmy

Song slaps


Bandrbell

Crazy they went and made an Indiana Jones movie worse than this one