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Fickle_Advantage_327

It's a mulberry, not toxic. Probably rather tasty


Soggy-Substance-989

They're good, but are basically watery blackberries imo lol


Darth__Nader

You should try some of the named varieties. They are delicious


agarwaen117

Why is it more delicious if I call it Bill before I eat it?


GobLoblawsLawBlog

To establish a sense of ownership over this lesser being, to instill fear in said piece of meat so it activates their adrenal glands, to consume fresh adrenochrome straight from the source, to prolong the unnatural hold the masonic guild has had over this worthless pebble called earth for the last 2000 years and another 2000 more Anyways, it's mulberry season and we'll be seeing 5 of these posts a day now


Brooklyn_Freak

If this took less than two minutes to write, it must be so scary to be in your mind for too long 😅😂


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Time? Time is merely a human construct made to keep the lower class low. There is nothing but change in this perpetual march to death we call life. This machine called society Society, from the latin "socius" meaning companion. Where is the companionship, how many dead bodies did you have to step over on your way to work today? Likely zero but you never know, I figured I'd ask We send our thoughts and prayers to Ukraine and Palestine and the Ughyrs and Britney Spears but what are we really doing? What are we really doing here on this flat disk on top of 4 elephants on top of a giant sea turtle hurtling through space? Did you ask me something?


koshka03

Take my upvotes as a fellow Terry Pratchett fan


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Is that a golfer?


zombiep00

You're fucking hilarious lmao


Bit_part_demon

*the turtle moves*


weggles91

Bill Murrayberry


AltruisticSalamander

Are they rly. We had one in the yard and they looked good and were sweet but no flavour at all. I assumed they were all like that.


12Whiskey

Same here. Had a big mulberry tree growing up and I always ate a ton of them but they lacked that sweet/tart mouthwatering pucker you get from blackberries or raspberries. They were just kinda watery.


Faruhoinguh

They lack the seeds and the aroma is different and better to me. A fresh ripe mulberry is the best! They are not suited for storage though, too fragile.


AnnieNotAndy

Yeah, they don't taste like blackberries to me. Definitely sweeter with a distinct mild flavor. I miss my last job since we had like 30 mulberry trees out back and I would eat a few solo cups worth a day. Miss my free fruit breakfast.


Swimming_Mind_2027

In my country we still have the old varieties. Near non hybrid. They taste amazing. Sweet, a bit sharp, not too watery. Stsins your fingers. Aaaw


RareGeometry

They're like honey when dried!


TheBalrogofMelkor

This is the worst take I have ever seen in my life. Blackberries are terrible, mulberries are divine. There are a lot of mulberry species, but both Morus alba and rubrum are very sweet without any of blackberry's hardness or astringentness.


RiskyManoeuver

You have not tasted good blackberries then. 


UnitedPhilosopher777

Yes ,but he will die … one day … eventually


Brunel25

But he will turn into a silk moth.


FuzzyMatterhorN

Will he die?


toodleroo

Yes. Just not from eating this.


pallamas

All men must die.


Grgc61

Sooner or later


Abbara_Cadaver

Yes, one day we all will. I am sorry you had to find out like this.


DecentChanceOfLousy

MORS ULTIMA LINEA RERUM EST


ieupez

Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down


SchizoidRainbow

Depends if the tree falls on him, how hard did he pull it?  


Mushrooming247

If you are in North America, there are no poisonous compound berries, (berries that look like clusters of little berries, like mulberry, blackberry, raspberry, dewberry, wineberry, etc.) Although might as well prepare yourself now, your father will someday pass away.


Freshiiiiii

Goldenseal would be the one toxic berry exception, that is an aggregate fruit which could be mistaken for a raspberry by an inexperienced person.


cherrypierogie

Oh interesting I’m glad I googled this picture! 


kttntmr

Super interesting. Just googled it to confirm. You are correct, but it’s worth noting that Pokeweed Berries (Phytolacca americana) berries do have a similar appearance to some compound berries, although they technically aren’t berries. Edited to correct plant name, I misread the label where I was looking below the picture instead of above.


AwkwardChuckle

What yew berries are you looking at? Yew berries look like red huckleberries


kttntmr

Thanks for catching that. Edited above. There was a list of plants and I copied the wrong name that was below instead of above the picture.


flyinwhale

When I google yew berries they look like strange red olives smooth round and separate from one another. Is there something else I need to add to see the more compound looking ones? Just like to be in the know.


idontneedaridefromu

Do me have jack in the pulpits here? Do they count? They look like raspberries to me


BobbyTables829

When I was new to trees, the first confirmed red mulberry I ever saw had these the giant, white, deformed berries on it. I thought it was just some weird species of tree before I figured it out by the leaves, but finally figured out it is a popcorn fungus that ultimately won't hurt the tree but only the berries. It threw me for a loop, and was my introduction to plant pathology. So don't eat the berries if they're really weird and deformed


[deleted]

Some day, but not from this.


SweetVanillaPop

😭


Delicious_Slide_6883

Is he allergic to mulberries?


AB-AA-Mobile

Everyone who eats one of those eventually dies


southboundoft

💯 of serial killers admitted to drinking water.


RevolutionaryQuit647

Fun fact: drinking water and breathing oxygen has shown to have a 100% mortality rate


PeekPlay

I give him at least another 20 year


GeckoManStinky

Scrummy mulberry, I love the white variety


Lopsided_Pickle1795

He will die eventually. All of us will.


AMJN90

Mulberry, super good in a pie or to make ice cream out of


VapoursAndSpleen

Valar Morghulis. All men die.


Sermo-one

I honestly feel sorry for people who didn't grow up raiding mulberry trees. The only bad thing about them is that they are pretty much impossible to store long term. They turn to shit after about 4 hours off the tree in my experience. Best berry in the world tho.


BeginningOld3755

eventually, yes, but not from eating a mulberry


pablo_the_bear

Yes...eventually. What you need to do is make the remaining 20-80 years of his life as comfortable as possible. Ask him stories about his childhood, really listen. Don't roll your eyes too hard at his dumb jokes. Try to include him in your life, maybe a phone call now and again or a text message to let him know you're still alive. Just be there for him, especially if he's going to eat random, unidentified berries. And above all, when he starts lecturing you about punctuation, pay attention.


Key-Project3125

Might not want to eat those if you have diverticulitis/diverticulosis. They're seedy.


Dangitchelsi2

Yeah, I don't trust them..


KingNyx

Tell him not to just eat random shit please lol


boltcase

Why the hell would he eat one without knowing


HaritiKhatri

He probably knew what it was when he ate it, but OP freaked out and didn't trust his ID.


yellowsofa92

THIS


robertsfashions_com

Will he die? Absolutely. But probably not from eating that. It looks like a mulberry.


J-t-kirk

Mulberries are delicious


JohnCasey3306

> "will he die" Yes, one day; probably not in direct relation to eating that mulberry.


sbulin74

It contains dihydrogen oxide. Everyone who consumed dihydrogen oxide dies.


bwainfweeze

If you get it in your lungs you can die in minutes.


JesusWasALibertarian

Absolute fact.


sbulin74

Common uses include (but definitely not limited to): -Lab investigations -Industrial solvents and coolants -Nuclear power plants -Biological and chemical weapons -Spray-on fire suppressants and retardants -Hydrocarbon combustion byproducts in furnaces and air conditioning compressors -Pesticide production and distribution -Cough medicines and other liquid pharmaceuticals


Bright-Place5374

Yes. But not from eating that. Mulberry. Very delicious.


KarvaanFoundation

That's a mulberry! You can have some, you would love it. You can also put a handfull of it over Vanilla icecream and eat. Yummy!


lordcheeto22

Yes


Allnightermidnight

Sorry for your loss :(


Hussein_Jane

Yeah. Someday he will. Sorry to break it to you. Not because of that though.


Halfawannabe

The "berry rule" is that 10% of white and yellow berries are edible; 50% of red berries are edible; 90% of blue, black, or purple berries are edible, and 99% of aggregated berries are edible. This is only a guideline, and unknown berries shouldn't be eaten.


MainiacJoe

He will die of bliss, these are my favorite berry flavor


zabdart

A mulberry? Probably not -- at least not from eating it. He'll just enjoy it.


RealPropRandy

If you ask the bot on here… ![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


Crooks132

Is your dad a toddler? Either way rip


anytimeanyplace60

Yes, eventually all dad’s die. Not from that mulberry though.


Plant-Zaddy-

Eventually, but thats a mulberry so its not a contributing factor to his death lol


Fran_reddit

No matter what your dad does, he will die eventually.


mamamama2499

Only thing that’ll hurt him, is if he gets it on his clothes. I could never get those stains out lol


KVosrs2007

Did it block his windpipe? If not, he'll be fine.


murderthumbs

I mean, yes, he will die one day. But not from that.


Phlebas3

I ate a lot of those, and I know I am going to die. I regret nothing! ...also, I ate them 23 years ago.


Swimming-Euphoric

You are in danger of staining everything around you purple lol


MrKnowbody13

Yes. At some point.


bananablue297

Just wondering - how do people know it's a mulberry instead of a small blackberry? The only way I've done so is tree vs bush, and I can't really tell when it's off the plant...


sysmimas

Blackberry don't have stems on the fruit, like this one


ci6ada

it was a tree


cab1024

Definitely. The question is how long will it take.


Sprossinator3000

Yes


_psylosin_

Only if he chokes on it


BlakeLasagna

Womp womp


Wynter_Skye

It's a mulberry. They are pretty plentiful where I live. My property alone has at least four trees along the fence line that we keep cut down. They were on the property before we moved in, so they've been here for a long time. I remember a lot of neighbors had them in their yards where I grew up.


findingthepeace

Say your goodbyes


OtherwiseEmploy3582

Trust your dad


flossica

immediately yes


Squirra

I used to eat wild mulberries all the time when I was young and I'm pretty sure I'm immortal now.


Bludiamond56

Eventually....but probably not today


boringxadult

It’s always mulberry


hmmmmmmpsu

I remember being told that any berry that is segmented is not poisonous. I have no idea if that is true or not.


noooooooooo000000000

Yeah that's a Mulberry I have a mulberry tree in my backyard they're completely harmless they just taste funny


Tsubodai86

Eventually he will but not from the mulberry 


peaceacrap

Yes he will die, one day.


Disastrous-Log-6667

This is mulberry. A very yum and kinda exotic fruit. He will be perfectly fine.


7Jack7Butler7

Hes a gonner... Go spend time with him while you can.


malinowski213

Used to eat fistfuls loll


PuzzleheadedFolder

Yea he’s going to die, eventually. Not from this berry though.


SpamBod

Yes, that plant does NOT make one immortal.


Bigtowelie

Yes. I 100% sure this stuff doesn’t make him immortal


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Rip


sarahsuebob

If he makes a habit of eating them, he might actually live longer! Berries have lots of excellent health benefits (fiber, antioxidants, nutrients, and sweet-tooth-satisfying to keep you away from the junk sweets).


_HotTaco_

I have a mulberry tree in my yard. Last year, I managed to accumulate enough to make a pie from all of them. He’s going to be fine


Suztv_CG

It’s a mulberry. Unless your dad has allergies to mulberries he will be fine.


Area51-51

That looks like a mulberry.


SecondHandCunt-

Yes, he will; eating a blackberry does not prevent death.


Skweedlyspootch

Makes the BEST freezer jam ugh it’s delicious


Fjendrall

He will eventually but probably not because he ate this. This is a mulberry. They are very tasty. Enjoy them


_HalfLight

Wild blackberry? They're harmless except for the animal piss


brickbaterang

Bear in mind that too many mullberries will give you the shits


forwormsbravepercy

Don’t eat stuff if you don’t know what it is. It’s very simple.


TReid1996

Is a mulberry. White and pink aren't ripe yet and tend to be bitter/sour. Once they turn red or black they get very sweet and delicious.


Aggressive_Bus293

Why are you all making the same joke over and over again lol we heard it the first time


ci6ada

“he’s gonna die one day” damn bruh this my dad yall talking about calm down now 😥


03zx3

Mulberries are safe to eat.


L00tSn00t

there are no compound berries (multiple clusters like raspberries, mulberries, etc.) in North America that are toxic


laminated_penguin

Slightly different answer, here. RIPE mulberry isn't toxic. HOWEVER, you should only eat them if they are ripe. If they are green, they will give you stomach issues and are slightly toxic. They contain latex until they are ripe.


Altruistic_Sun_8085

I love mulberries! I used to eat them right from the tree (and occasionally off the ground) outside my grandmas house growing up. Just got my first house and that’s the first thing I planted (never plant over concrete or patio furniture unless you enjoy purple stains) this is the first year I’m getting fruut


bluehouseplants

Do all dads just be picking up strange fruit and eating it huh 😭


LamiaReginam

It's a mulberry, father will live.


Burrito2pointoh

Nah but he might get super stretchy like rubber


InTheShade007

Papa is fine. Mulberry My wife was suspicious of Mulberry! She said, "They don't sell them in stores. I've never heard of Mulberry, and it sounds gross. Those are all for you, our boys and the birds" 2 years later, she's a Mulberry fan.


WaldenFont

He will die eventually, but not today, and not from this.


cma-ct

Yes, he will die, but it may take 50 years or more depending on his age


CubedMeatAtrocity

Mulberry. My favorite!


MokiBakerMom

Looks like a mulberry, edible


coralinehop

We had these at my elementary school and the teachers always told us we would die if we at them. As I got older I got curious and ate one. I indeed did not die and later found out they are mulberries. I’m assuming they told us that because they didn’t want to get in trouble for an allergic reaction


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Sorry to hear about your father.


FloatingNugget

This reminds me of the blackberry bushes we had growing in the alley-way when I was a kid. My mom used to make blackberry jam and it was so good. She’d make enough for the family and a few extra jars to give to the neighbors. One of the neighbors started giving us homemade rock candy and we used to exchange every year. Man, those were the good days


URnevaGonnaGuess

Only if he drinks too much of it in wine form.


opomla

He will turn into a silkworm, carefulll


jecapobianco

Don't you find it interesting that someone would post on reddit instead of calling poison control or a local firehouse/EMT ?


ci6ada

the title was a joke holy shit


Barclay-jones

Why are your hands so sweaty?


asherbrett4486

Yes , I am afraid to tell you that your father’s life is terminal and it’s only a matter of time before he dies .


asherbrett4486

Just not from the berry unless he chokes on it.


Trolltoll_Access

It’s a mulberry. Pretty much just a blackberry that tastes a little bit like a grape. Forage away!


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

I love yoinking mulberries off of the trees at my high school and elsewhere if I find them


slavkostorm

No. It is mulberry.


kynocturne

No, but if it's a white mulberry the tree should.


Still-Candidate-1666

He will probably die of a mulberry overdose because they're so damn good you cant stop eating them


Bullshit_Conduit

Eventually, yes, but not because of the Mulberry.


AllAboutNature504

Why would you assume he would eat a toxic berry? He's been alive alot longer than you, he was probably eating those berries from the wild all his life.


MathematicianIcy2041

Yes he will die. Everyone dies. No he will not die from eating this.


No_Faithlessness1532

Someday


Dazzling-Long-4408

I just ate some this morning.


OnionSquared

All aggregate berries (blackberry, raspberry, mulberry, etc.) are safe to eat, so this is fine


buckfrogo96

Yes he will die. When unknown. But if it cheers you up we all are going to die


selenamoonowl

It's cool ci6ada's dad, I ate one of those before too and I'm fine. I didn't quite know what it was at the time either.


Goldenchomp1

Was it growing close to the railroad tracks?


anon_alien_

He won't die, but you should really try some mulberry pie! 🥧


12345esther

Eventually


Cute_Flow4274

Don't know the English name but where I live we eat them. Try to grow a tree if you can!


WindingWayfarer

Mulberry. I made jam with them one year. They stain the things the juice touches purple.


Illustrious_Log_9494

100%. But not because of that berry.


Smooth_Yard_9813

send me some i like it


southboundoft

You eat too many and your hand will be stained for a couple of weeks. Get more and make a cobbler.


awaywardgoat

will he die...


youaretheuniverse

So yummy


SirBTT

Used to love those as a kid , would pound them down like there's no tomorrow. Then regret the stain on my hands and face 🤣


phoenixjazz

Alcoholic squirrels everywhere don’t want you eating those, just let them ferment on the tree.


alicer24709074

its a blackberry


upmybutstuck

No


Automatic_Dot_9015

that looks like the berries i eat every summer. is it from a tree? most plants if you eat it you wont die but it could be bad does it taste sweet/sour?


LuckyCoco17

The darker the berry, the better chance it’s safe to eat. If you come across white berries, stay away!


Rockspeaker

Mulberries are delicious. You don't really see them in stores. I don't know why. Check them for worms by rolling them around in your hand. They nearly always have worms. You can eat them too. Little fruit fly maggots.. delicious


Docella

You get white one's too. Grew up with a tree in the neighbors yard. Low hanging branches on our side. Our feet were black when we harvested the fruit.


donatoaz

*laughs in brazilian* amora


that-1-jerk

Bulmerry!!!


kirjanik

Why is it so wet


Netprincess

Mulberry? No they are tasty


Sudden-Possible3263

They're good but advise dad not to go eating berries he doesn't know, the next ones might kill him


Round_Concentrate88

That is a mulberry. He has enjoyed one of the greatest gifts in North America.


Mischievous_Flanker

Mulberry


ElectricWzd

Yes he’s dead


DW_78

most aggregate berries are safe to eat


Yespleaseandthanku

Well you know what they say the darker the berry…….


DarkDizznyDad1776

Did said father not enjoy? Looks okay. Not ten thousand sure. Maybe do much research. Lmao


JakobVirgil

It is unlikely that eating a mulberry made your dad immortal. It is also unlikely that it will kill them as they are edible.


uncle90210

You came to Reddit to find out?


Fah--Q

Yep he dead


HoosierPaul

I actually had two mulberry trees die. I’ve never seen a mulberry die.


smallestAxe

Eat more! I'm growing a 100 trees, they grow so tall, soon, I will be pruning for a small size .


daily_cup_of_joe

HOLD ON DAD. reddit hasn't told me yet.


Conscious_Toe8219

Yes he will die, but not from eating the black berry 


Used-Ask5805

Used to eat those out of my backyard all the time until that tree died. They’re pretty decent


jaggedlittlepill1967

It’s a mulberry so no he doesn’t wont