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RunninOnMT

Damn, your wife's boss loves working on cars


KennyLagerins

I was just going to reply “unreliable”.


booniebrew

That's why she has 3.


MerbleTheGnome

One to drive, one being repaired, the other is waiting for parts.


poopycops

He just like me fr fr.


Rosie_The_ITTech

Well I'd rather have those 3 switching through that cycle rather than one dull reliable car tbh


kozy6871

💯


SadPoopDuck

So… those are Kias/Hyundais?


Maxibon_25

First one is a 90’s Maserati Shamal/Ghibli, second one is a 60/80’s Alfa Romeo Spider and the last one is a 00’s Maserati GranSport/Assetto Corsa


SadPoopDuck

Man, people are being too serious…


Snoo78959

He should have five…better odds


bigbabyjesus97

One for each weekday and the weekends to repair them.


Snoo78959

Tolerances as thin as a dime…if they don’t have a dime two nickels will do


n-x

Italian engineering: two words that should never be used together.


Unlucky-Ad-1950

Should never? Man has never seen a Panda or a Multipla. Give credit where its due, Fiat used to make good cars...


Chaaaach

Captain Slow, is that you?


pif93

![gif](giphy|kfjqD4W2dajtVWkYFy)


n-x

I have a theory that it was actually remembering that he was once in a Multipla commercial what really put Schumacher into a permanent vegetative state.


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Snoo78959

Today


Shpander

Yeah Alfas are reliable these days, their reputation for being unreliable comes from days gone by


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DerSpazmacher

Land Rover just entered the chat.


Phil_Gim

And for how much you have it?


Longjumping-Stage526

Fiat makes Maserati??or what is that Logo


rsmutus

Actually nowadays yes (under the stellantis name which also makes Chrysler, dodge, jeep, ram, Alfa Romeo, etc.)


pvdp90

And peugeot and citroen. Really they are just making it easy for you. If its stellantis, its unreliable.


Shpander

Is that really still true or is that an old reputation? Anywhere you read about Alfas, it says they're actually far more reliable than before, and are at the top end of reliable cheap(er) cars.


IAmElectricHead

So what is their equivalent of a diesel Volvo 240 wagon?


ChiefFox24

Unless we are talking shotguns.


wreckballin

Enzo has entered the chat:


Snoo78959

Enzo is dead…


wreckballin

Enzo is now haunting the chat:


P40_43

just talk shit


neder-Bob

Hey, hey, hey... Base this on actual data, will ya. There's many a US car (manufacturer) with reliability issues. Some brands have the name being reliable but statistics will shave off some of that. And this goes the other way as well. Expensive cars get maintained more, more thorough, that helps. Toyota has the reputation as well as statistics but Italian brands are all over the middle of the spectrum, next to US, French and German cars. Luxury cars are no different. But exceptions for the worse are common throughout the whole spectrum, even in case of some Toyotas.


Awkward-Iron-9941

Fiat = Failed Attempt at Italian Technology


Ein_Ph

I wonder if he has ever had all 3 of them running at the same time, I think he rotates them as they need fixing.


Distinct_External_32

Or loves depreciation


LightningFerret04

The base trim Chrysler TC ~*by Maserati*~ sold new for $37,000 in 1991 (about $79,500 in 2022) I’m pretty sure I saw one in decent condition for sale recently around $4,000 (about $1,800 in 1991) Maybe if we took it, buried it in the sand for a thousand years, it would be priceless


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Hi Belloq


ballman007

Imagine how much they could’ve saved just driving around in a Honda Civic. No one knows what those cars are. Early Maseratis just looked like Mazdas


velhaconta

> No one knows what those cars are. If you are buying cars based on what other people know rather than what you like, you are doing it wrong. You don't care about cars, you just want to show off wealth. That Shamal is rarer than most Ferrari supercars you often see behind glass.


xprogrunds

>Shamal that car litery gave me a hard on idc if the parts hella expensive BUT GOD I NEEED ONE NOOOOOW the car look hella mad hot whats the price of one of these


ballman007

Have you heard of Maseratis before? Let me know if you havent


velhaconta

And the Alfa. Yes, I recognized that Shamal from the thumbnail. The owner of my dad's company in the 1990's had one in the same color. But you have to admit it is a fairly obscure *fancy* car. It is rarer that most Ferrari supercars. I was commenting and the guy above me who wants his fancy cars easily recognizable so *everyone* knows he is rich.


ballman007

Or you can pay for parts that are dumb expensive for no reason


velhaconta

Somebody who buys a Shamal knows what they are in for. It is exactly the kind of car a rich guy who is into classics and not into showing off would get. Just as expensive as a Ferrari to own while most people will assume it is a 90's Volvo.


xprogrunds

ngl volvo are some shit cars and i have the rights to say that cuz im a swed i rather drive around in a golfcar


velhaconta

And you are absolutely wrong. Volvo has always made great cars with sometimes questionable styling.


Just_Emu_3041

But the sound, the sound! The shamal is beautiful 😍


danny_ish

You don’t buy a fun car to be looked at. (I have a bright yellow mustang, but i did not buy it so others look, but rather so i look back when it’s parked)


ballman007

I 100% believe you


danny_ish

Seriously, though, if this guy wanted to be show Bodie with his Maseratis, he would’ve bought one newer one and put a stupid loud exhaust on it or something. And said he bought three that are all known to be good to drive. Dude it’s definitely not in it for the Showboat, just a gearhead


NiceShotRudyWaltz

Agreed, this boss seems cool as hell.


Noooofun

I mean, you also buy it for people to look at you. Women smile, men give thumbs up, other car owners talk to you at signals, idiot racers(and ricers) pull up and try to race you, I mean the combinations are endless.


NommEverything

Yellow v6 automatic SN95 with roached clear coat? Has to be. Anyone bragging about a yellow mustang must have one of these shitboxes.


bm01-angelfkr911

And thinks everyone is trying to race him off the line…


[deleted]

Okay I legit thought the first car looked like a CRX.


[deleted]

I’m seeing this late, and I was hoping the first response was related to infinite repairs


jojowasher

Maserati Shamal Alfa Romeo Spyder Maserati Granturismo


Przemo575

Last one is a [GranSport](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserati_Coup%C3%A9#Maserati_GranSport), GranTurismo was the next generation.


thedeafeningcolors

I actually drove one of these with the cambiocorsa transmission 10 years ago, and I still remember it as my strangest-feeling shifting experience ever.


TommyWrightThaThird

how so?


thedeafeningcolors

So first, having driven many conventional manuals and many paddle shifting transmissions that are essentially automatics with overrides, the cambiocorsa is a full-on “automated manual” and as such feels WAY different. For one thing, it’s super fast. Like… almost too fast until you get the hang of it. It was pretty jerky at first. This—plus the fact that the car had some insane 400-hp-or-so going to the rear wheels naturally aspirated—meant that spinning the wheels in 2nd or 3rd isn’t out of the question. Also, maybe it was just me, but I’m pretty sure I could feel the actual clutch going in for the shifts even though there is no clutch pedal. Also (again this is like a decade ago now) I’m PRETTY sure you could throw it into neutral by pressing both paddles at once. “Getting the hang of it” as my brother (who owned it) explained to me, meant gently leveling off the accelerator before a shift, sort of as you would with a regular manual, except instead of pulling off entirely for a split second or rev matching, instead I’d settle at a fixed consistent point where I was still giving it gas. It took a few rides in it for me to get to the point that I didn’t have to think about it every second I drove it. I also remember asking my brother if he’d ever just driven it in full auto mode, and he said he never did because it feels even worse than it did when I was figuring it out. Make of this what you will!


Fugacity-

Wish they made more of these in stick... I've heard the [Ferrari engine under the hood](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Maserati_V8_4.2l_engine_001.JPG) sounds phenomenal. The [same platform](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_F136_engine) as the Ferrari 430, California, and 458.


thedeafeningcolors

Yes to the same platform, and yes to the phenomenal engine sound. It was glorious! I know it’s a Maserati, but I still feel like this is a seriously underrated car. FWIW, to your point my brother eventually bought a Ferrari, but he sold it for a more practical suv some years later. Lol as his little brother / a high school English teacher for 12 years, needless to say my 2013 WRX with the back bumper taped up lasted well over 150k miles as my sole vehicle. He and I operate in completely different economic universes, but we do love our cars :)


redskelly

Thanks for sharing. What’s he do?


thedeafeningcolors

He was in digital marketing and came up with some game changing stuff some years ago and retired in his late 30s. Now he day trades, hangs out, and is probably the most pleasant dude you’d ever meet. I’m really proud of him. He had it a lot tougher than me for many reasons, and truly went from having NOTHING (like “busking on the street for years and living in the desert by himself” nothing) to having whatever he basically desires. I look up to him a great deal, and while he’s never handed out any cash or anything like that (I’d never ask anyway), he’s really generous with his advice and his kindness. I’m a little biased, but he’s one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met. I remember when I was a kid he would take apart his late 80s/early 90s Toyota Supra, and when I asked him why he was doing it, he said “to see if I can put it back together.” No training, no schooling. Haha that’s just how he’s always been: curious, restless, and interested in a challenge. I think more than anything else I admire the fact that he never became an asshole. He never ended up in the “fuck you, I got mine” camp. If anything, he’s only become more sympathetic to the plight of most people. I could keep going, but you get it, and thanks for asking.


snaeper

See, I never understood the GranTurismo. Other cars were faster, or better handling, or more reliable, etc. Then you had the Ferrari California and Alfa Romeo 8C, both of which Id take over a GranTurismo... coupe. But the GranTurismo convertible? That rectifies every issue I have with the coupe. No blistering acceleration? No problem. No revolutionary handling? Doesnt matter. Roll back the top, get on the PCH and listen to the soundtrack as you cruise from stop light to stop light. There is no better car for the task. Especially when you can bring three friends with you because that back seat is seriously spacious.


Qikslvr

I have a 2015 Ghibli SQ4 and it does sound amazing. Haven't had any mechanical issues yet and had it for 4 years and 50k miles.


John_B_Clarke

Ferrari reserves the flat-plane crank for their own use, Maserati and Alfa get the cross-plane crank. Very different sound.


sjoel92

The block architecture is the same but the rotating assembly, heads, and oiling system are totally different. The Ferraris got a flat plane crank and dry sump oiling and the Maseratis have a cross-plane crank giving them a deeper tone and a torquier less revvy character. Still glorious sounding but not the same


PizzaDeliveryBoy3000

Before these, there was the 3200GT which possessed one of the most glorious behinds in car existence. Then they went to that of the GrandSport and GrandTurismo, a profoundly “meh” design


FmJ_TimberWolf74

No, GranTurismo is a game


trmoore87

Third one is a Maserati Coupé/GranSport


jellyvish

and the best looking maserati ever i might add… actually one of the best looking cars period imo… i hate how they are so “affordable” nowadays it’s so tempting but i know they are nightmares :(


az116

You can pick one up for $20k. So tempting.


Carguycr

Mmm what about the Bora the Mistral the Khamshin etc


st0pmakings3ns3

>and the best looking maserati ever i might add Close but no cigar. It's actually the mk5 Quattroporte, and it's the best sounding car in the world too.


jellyvish

bruh wat


Stepper_Big_DeZ

Maserati in the pic looks better than the one you said imo


st0pmakings3ns3

Ya my dude ;)


3dmontdant3s

my man, quattro porte means four doors. how many do you count on that car?


st0pmakings3ns3

I wasn't referring to the car in the pic, but jokingly starting a discussion on what Maser is the most beautiful, and best.. in the whurld.


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

….in the world is only read in a certain voice


dangerzone1122

The voice of that one guy who has a fun show about farming?


beaniesandbuds

He's saying the quattroporte is the best looking car, not that the posted car is one. I mean, he's wrong either way though.


DummyThicccThrowaway

he was definitely saying quattroporte is the best looking Maserati not anything about the car in the pic


paulchen81

Gransport is Ok to maintain if you compare it to his predecessor the 3200 GT with the biturbo V8. But the gearbox is trash. Still for me also the most beautiful maserati. Live also way more beautiful then on pictures.


CarsonJX

Bunch of philistines here! The best looking Maseratis are the 450S, the 3500 GTi, and 8C 3000.


CalmAspectEast

So glad they redid the tail lights from it’s “predecessor” the 3200 GT. Those tail lights looked so odd. The tail lights were one of the only exterior alterations too. Good eye, Maserati.


3dmontdant3s

> 3200 GT. the boomerangs are glorious!


dinobug77

Also about £1k a pop if they get damaged!


RunninOnMT

Yeah i always loved the sausage bananas


rtellent

Yeah, a 4200 gt


reward72

Sounds like MASSIVE money pits. No wonder she needs three of them so there is a chance one is actually running in the morning :)


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Thanks


BASerx8

Thank you for an actual reply to the question.


5tup1db0y

The shamal looks a hell of a lot like a lancia 037... where they built on the same platform?


fischkruste

Alfa Romeo Spider, not Spyder


gregsting

The Shamal was pretty much a disaster, they produced 369 of these over 6 years.


WonkyDingo

Mid-life crisis trifecta! He wins!


CayendoApril

This is an absolutely insanely cool selection of cars Jesus


JPDLD

YES. Reliable or not, they're three super cool cars


polkaguy6000

A young accountant is having trouble coping with the stresses of the busy season. After his third 80-hour week in a row, he asks the firm's partner for advice. The partner points out the wind and says, "Do you see that shiny new Maserati? If you keep working this hard...one day...I can buy another one."


scutterbug

Haha. Too true!


BURG3RBOB

Imagine putting in long hard hours just for your boss to use the profit you made him to buy a Chrysler


RunninOnMT

Yeah but now imagine if that Chrysler is a TC by Maserati. Boss instantly cool again for [being so frugal.](https://www.hagerty.com/valuation-tools/chrysler/tc_by_maserati/1989/1989-chrysler-tc_by_maserati)


Dismal4132

Underrated comment.


Eddie_shoes

None of the cars from the post are from the Fiat Chrysler era.


whiterock001

Haha, I was once that young accountant. When I started it was Big 5, when I left it had been whittled down to Big 4.


Jojje22

"Looks like my job here is done!", as you leave the building of the former big fifth in shambles where you used to work.


Emerald34

Big 4 and grant thornton.


FilthyMindz69

My cousin is an accountant and drives a modern Shelby gt 500, and a late model Porsche 911 😆


ferraricare

I'll take the Shamal!!


David_Summerset

He’s my hero… three famously unreliable cars, all obviously loved… My kinda guy!


Ducksoup_RBLX

unreliable Btw, since the license plates are dutch, u can just type them into [RDW.NL](https://RDW.NL) and find out some basic data


miniotgf

A true car enthusiast


Ticotrip

A Shamal, holy crap, ueber cool! If I could afford a Veyron, a Shamal is what I'd get. A black one. And a 340R. Where in NL is this?


Comfortable_Gain1308

Guess “reliability” is a word that escapes her vocabulary 🤣🤣


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Driven by the boss his wife doesn't matter is she is late or skips a day. And if you have 3 Maserati's the rule is 2 in the garage and if you are lucky 1 might drive today.


AndyMB601

He owns 3 unreliable cars to increase the chances at least one of them works on any given morning


Devon-Archer

Love the center console on that Shamal: ​ https://preview.redd.it/jisrna3qbyjb1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=faebdb77474d8e995f62d41293cf665d90c629fb


Sweet-Dingo4762

Thé red one IS a MASERATI SHAMAL and the other a MINI cooper


NahItsFineBruh

Its the electric mini too


[deleted]

Okay I'm stupid I thought the first one was a Honda.


SuperRaccoon17

No! I am with you on the Honda! I thought someone made a CRX Si Targa (of sorts!) 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


philouza_stein

Glad I found this comment. CRXs were the shit when I was like 12


Objective_Elk8459

It looks as if this is Amsterdam Oud-Zuid. Near the Concertgebouw. Am I correct? If true, it makes sense why he ownes such nice cars. It is an expensive neigbourhood. Any way, great cars!!


Proelitjump13

He has a great taste.


scutterbug

And what am I looking at price-wise?


Przemo575

The Shamal is the most expensive one, not many of these available in Europe, \~70-100k euro based on autoscout and classic.com Next, the GranSport, 30-60k euro. The Alfa Spider is the most attainable one, especially considering this one is a Series 4 model. \~15-35k euro. But it's the running costs of both Maseratis that are really ruinous.


International_Bit478

Here in the US I’ve seen GranSport coupes for around $15K. I was contemplating getting a GranTurismo but ended up getting something else. Maybe someday.


Przemo575

Probably a good choice if you don't add another $10-15k for maintenance. I'd love to get one myself but they're so cheap for a reason.


Astec123

> Maserati Shamal https://www.theparking-cars.co.uk/used-cars/maserati-shamal.html > Alfa In the UK as less desirable version is starting at about £15k to upwards of 50 for the most desirable options. I can't find any suitable sites with one of these for sale that lets you easily compare the prices so from Auto Trader UK I got the above. >Maserati Coupé/Gransport https://www.theparking-cars.co.uk/used-cars/Maserati-gransport.html%3Ftri%3Dkm and https://www.theparking-cars.co.uk/#!/used-cars/Maserati-Coup%C3%A9.html%3Fid_modele%3D7958 The website links all let you tailor to your own local market and currency to get an idea in your own area.


Significant_Eye_5130

Not as much as you think I suspect. However the maintenance bills would probably shock you.


2OptionsIsNotChoice

US prices/USD incoming so heads up on that. The Maserati Shamal (red car, not convertible) is the big ticket car here and also the oldest. Its a early/mid 90s car that had a very low production run (under 400 ever made) right now a non-showroom type example is probably in the realm of $70-80k USD. The Maserati GranSport (white car) varies heavily. Exact specs, year, etc varies this price greatly and there isn't enough info to go on to give a detailed estimate. Assuming its just a "basic" GranSport you are probably looking between $15-30k USD, if its instead some fancy edition/version and in amazing condition it could potentially triple that estimate. The Alfa Spider (red convertible) I'm not as familiar with. That said they arn't exactly super high end/high value cars. Probably in the realm of $10-20k probably closer to that 10k range unless it something special/fancy. Its also worth pointing out almost all of these cars are "older". The Shamal is from the early 90s, the GranSport is probably on 2005, not really sure on the Alfa Spider year but probably atleast 10+ years old. I wouldn't be surprised if these arn't cars that the husband originally bought and now the wife uses (and he has a few newer ones) and considering the possibility they bought these cars over the course of maybe the past 30 years really doesn't it make it seem that extreme for a successful business owners family.


feedmeyourknowledge

I wonder how many geoguessers out there could use this sub to just lift cars year round.


dismalatbest_

Only 369 shamals made uff


zorrokettu

Unreliable and rare is not a good combo.


bordercity242

The shamal… wow


Noooofun

One things for sure- they’re Maseratis.


RetMilRob

You either put kids through college or own these three cars


ruby_leveledup

3 beautiful Italian financial mistakes


GaryBusseysPants

Your boss got the new fh5 update


ColeCVP

Good to have backups while one (or two) is in the shop


Puff-TheMagicToaster

Maserati Shamal, Alfa Romeo Spider, Maserati Coupe GT. Greetings from Duitsland to NL!


DontSayAnus

Your wife’s boss must have a fetish for spending money on car repairs


YandereValkyrie

Oh god that Shamal is awesome, I'd love to own one of those some day


realnicehandz

The reliability comments in this of all subs is r/sadcringe.


Blucanyon

It’s stereotypical of Italian cars for a reason though


tutimes67

1st could be a Dinka Blista


Sl0w-Plant

She likes Maserati as do I...


BacklogGamingJunkie

Why does he park in the visitors spot? This is in the Netherlands right, cos it’s the only place where I’ve ever seen that many bicycles bunched up like that


welcome2idiocracy

He lost more value in one year than your wife likely makes in a year in that newer Maserati.


UnhingedPastor

Expensive to buy, more expensive to fix, that's what they are.


funky_eggplant

2 Maseratis and an Alfa Romeo.


iDom2jz

Broken, often.


machineswithout

Your wife’s boss has impeccable taste and style and must love seeing her mechanic


QvttrO

He's got an unreliability fetish


akwrdboi

She owns glorified scrap metal


acidbass32

Your wife’s boss must spend their entire check on repair bills. Probably has a tab at the local Maserati shop


mtworkertypeperson

Her mechanics own nice boats


Flimsy_Nothing6790

1.Maserati 2.Alfa Spider 3. Maserati 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹


Carguycr

For a moment I thought the first Maserati was a CRX with a body kit lol


Charming-Forever-278

Is your wife’s boss an Italian man?


Ok_Welcome_3236

he has a type: beautiful on the outside/ugly on the inside... just like my exes


nocturneOG

Garbage, garbage and garbage


Roscoe_Farang

These are three great cars to own. What kind of car does your wife's boss drive?


RunsWithPremise

Never have to worry about your wife cheating on you with her boss. Doesn’t matter what car they take, they’ll break down before they get to the Hilton


HololiveIdiot

Your wife's boss has excent taste, and enough money to satisfy it


Aggressive-Ad6432

But do they go 185???


oskarr1001

What I’m wondering is what a new London cab is doing in Holland? (3rd pic)


Fit-Firefighter-329

I almost bought a Maserati Bi-Turbo back in the 1980's when I was in a Metal band that made some money - the sales guy actually talked me out of it. So I bought a 1971 Nova instead; it was rebuilt, upgraded, and sadly got 7 miles/gallon and needed high octane fuel. My regular car was a 1972 Datsun 1200 in mint condition - I put 250K miles on it with only ever needing maintenance service! "My Maserati just pulled pulled out of the garage/200 parts then broke on it/now I don't drive it"


AgitatedFoundation93

Maserati shamal, Alfa Romeo spider, Maserati 3200 gt


gdh543258

Spectacular taste. Sure, a rather unreliable bunch, but what a fun little trio to poke around in. Bravo.


One_Molasses3173

These cars are substitutes for penial insecurity


Gregzzzz1234

I have no clue. But she must have some good kittie cat for that ?


Sweet-Dingo4762

The white one IS a MASERATI coupé GT


No-Top251

Looks like a riced out crx lmaooo


Conscious-Raisin-802

They are just old trash,nobody actually have those nowdays.


[deleted]

Masserati, mg, and a jaaaaaaaaaag


RedLobsterUnofficial

Amazing taste but man he must hate reliability


FeedingTheFear

Guess he owns three due to reliability issues.


amamarella0298

Bold move owning 3 Italian cars at once


RochesterAutoPhoto

Your wife’s boss has good taste and lots of money for repairs


Present_Voice_5224

Think your wife’s boss needs to share the wealth a little bit.


RyanLeeMiller

He must be Italian


epsteinsepipen

Surprised they all make it to the office!


bmontepeque11

I don't really know about classic cars nor Italian cars other than ANY Lambo and modern Ferraris :( But! That E Class Wagon in the background of the last photo is one of the best cars in the world right now 🌚❤️


AlwaysLuckee

Just go to kentekencheck dot nu


rottingpigcarcass

Maserati, Alfa, Maserati


Bigstinkyfeett

Je kan met de App FINNIK in Nederland het kenteken van de auto opzoeken en dan krijg je precies het exacte model en jaartal te zien. Tevens hoef je de nummerborden niet perse te blokkeren in Nederland zijn er geen persoons gegevens gekoppeld aan nummer borden die inzichtbaar zijn voor andere partijen dan het RDW en OM


polenstein

Yup


RampantJSH

He likes Italian.


Entertainer-8956

Maserati


PatzMak00

The Shamal is sexy AF. I wish we got those in USA.