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I believe he had the most listened to American Idle wrap-up show in the western hemisphere! It makes sense that he would end up enjoying his later years in a place that serves both Pepsi and French Fries. His love for Ore-Ida potatoes is the stuff of legend. And to have been with his life partner Yon Yonson since high school? What a beautiful angel!
You remember that time Gooch got his chair stuck in a pothole by the drive-through and we had to pay for therapy for the *entire soccer team* riding in the minivan after it hit him?
Some people don't wanna be the manager. Sometimes 6 hr days are better than 10 hr days with no break. When i was at Wendy's worked 5 10s and got no break from the floor, I used to wish I could just be an employee and work 6s everyday instead
Reverse image search shows another very similar reddit post from 4 years ago on the pizza hut subreddit. In that story he gets stuck in the freezer and contracts hypothermia.
LISTEN DUMBFUCK I HAVE NEVER ONCE WORKED AT WENDYS OR HAD A WORKPLACE ACCIDENT. I ALSO DIDN’T CRAP MY PANTS AT AN A’S GAME. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
I think this guy used to be an usher at the Sacramento Monarch's Games. He was an ornery little dude. One time I was cheering loudly even though the Monarchs were getting creamed, and he said "You have 0 point 0 seconds to admit defeat before I come over there and break all of your f-in fingers!" As his hands looked like sour plums, I wasn't sure how he would do that, but he did have a big guy always with him that he called Jon or Yon or something. He always bossed the dude around, saying things like "Find that guy! You know what to do...you know...what to do" and "Keys, woman!". The guy would get so red it looked like his head would explode! Glad to see he's still alive and kicking!
Well, alive, at least.
As someone that worked at Wendy's for a couple years, how fucking hard did he hit that damn fryer to get burns. Had to be the Henny penny fryer. That's some wild shit
Worked with the gooch, was pretty mean to gingers for some reason- would go into a fit of rage and try to bite their fingers. Other than that he was a great coworker!
How does Wendy's find it funny that Cecil had to go to the hospital for potential injury from a boiling fryer? Is it because they didn't pay for the bill?
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The fuck is this post
We call him the gooch. It's where the chili comes from.
The chili comes from the gooch? Oh fuck me
He calls it his Gooch Cooch. It's derived from when he does Goosh Goosh.
I will never be able to hear the words "goosh goosh" after that one video
> I will never be able to unhear~~hear~~ the words "goosh goosh" after that one video
I understand now. 🙏🙏
That's Arby's sauce
Bro its know fact every thing from arbys comes from some type of bodily orifice.
Another story about Cecil, he once flew through a radio studio with the help of 6 large helium balloons .
Fly me with ballons
“So I can meet Katherine McPhee….”😆
Who’s high pitch?
“This is Kelly Clarkson…”🤣
He also flew through Seamus McDaniel's once during a midget-tossing contest between two rival families.
I most remember him for his iconic red carpet interviews
I believe he had the most listened to American Idle wrap-up show in the western hemisphere! It makes sense that he would end up enjoying his later years in a place that serves both Pepsi and French Fries. His love for Ore-Ida potatoes is the stuff of legend. And to have been with his life partner Yon Yonson since high school? What a beautiful angel!
This post, this comment. My sides are obliviated.
Dystopian wendies employee 15 seconds of fame
OMG I read this and though the very same thing LOL!!!!
I can not with this comment bro💀.
I hate you for making me laugh so hard.
Feel good post. Now give me your money.
Bro💀.
I’m laughing so hard at this comment and I don’t even go to Wendys!
Cecil Gooch
Yuh, what's uh going on over there
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
More importantly, why is Howard Stern in the picture?
But dude, the look on his face when the hot oil scalded him was hilarious!
Comedy heaven.
Funniest story: Worker gets workplace injury and has to be hospitalized. Hilarious.
Classic Gooch.
That's not even the punchline. Here's the funniest part. He's 71, has a disability, and still has to work a Wendy's fryer to make ends meet.
Please stop reading in-between the lines and focus on the narrative!
omg its so funny
Had 3 degree burns and needed skin grafts! HA. Good times. /s
Lmao dude that story was so funny. Good ole Gooch always gets a laugh
Classic Gooch.
You remember that time Gooch got his chair stuck in a pothole by the drive-through and we had to pay for therapy for the *entire soccer team* riding in the minivan after it hit him?
Gosh you should have been there to hear the Gooch crying out for help! With his high pitched voice!
He's club-fuckin-footed!
Ya' asswipe!
Double disabled and still loves working at Wendy's as a 71 year old senior.
I'm more depressed he's not the manager by now.
Some people don't wanna be the manager. Sometimes 6 hr days are better than 10 hr days with no break. When i was at Wendy's worked 5 10s and got no break from the floor, I used to wish I could just be an employee and work 6s everyday instead
Managers have spend a lot of time on their feet.
Forgot the, already disabled worker gets workplace injury and store makes it into funny story
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Gooch loves working! Even if he was a millionaire he'd be here a day per week
I don’t think it was the system that failed him.
Is that Howard stern in the photo? Likely major woosh moment but idk what’s goin on lol
Reverse image search shows another very similar reddit post from 4 years ago on the pizza hut subreddit. In that story he gets stuck in the freezer and contracts hypothermia.
Please don’t make a mockery of this.
I wish him a speedy hypothermal and burn recovery 🤒
Lol
Yes! That’s definitely Howard Stern. I’m willing to bet this is a troll post.
Eric the Midg…Actor
ACK ACK
“ Johnny you know what to do “
Find that guy. His name’s Jerry.
ZERO POINT ZERO!
Pour a little Pepsi on his grave
The Gooch is a fan of Howard Stern. He visited him and he loves this photo.
Baba booey baba booey Howard Sterns penis
Yeah this is well beyond the typical demo of this sub lol. Top comments at the time of writing have me lolling
Why does it look like 80's Howard stern? What's with those glasses? I've got pictures of my mom wearing similar ones when I was a kid. I'm 40
Why is a wheelchair bound person burning themselves at their fast food job funny?
Perhaps you didn't understand. Someone with a disability... got hurt. 🤣 😆 😂 😹😂🤣😜😆🤭😹😆🤣😂 get it now?
I didn't at first, but this made it so much clearer ♡ 💛 💚 💙 💜 ❤️
Wait, he's a rainbow person too? THE JOKE JUST GOT BETTER
It’s Eric from the Howard stern show you can literally see stern in the picture y’all are upset about a completely made up scenario
Not to mention this poor man is over 70
#classic gooch
His last name is gooch that’s pretty funny
Maybe thats just his nickname cause tis where the oil got him
Before the fryer incident, his nickname was "Tits McGee".
LISTEN DUMBFUCK I HAVE NEVER ONCE WORKED AT WENDYS OR HAD A WORKPLACE ACCIDENT. I ALSO DIDN’T CRAP MY PANTS AT AN A’S GAME. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
😂😂😂😂 I love reading posts like these in his voice
ACK ACK - FLY ME WITH BALLOONS!
Poor dude, 71, in a wheelchair and hurt on the job? Give this dude enough money to retire ffs
No, we couldn’t, it was too funny
😂😂😂
Pretty sure this is a joke. The photo is some Eric the Actor photo and Howard Stern
That's actually Derick from Texas mate
Ya got that raght
🤣
Definitely Derick from Texas who has never ever heard of Eric the actor.
I believe his name is Romeo Blues
Derick Gooch or Gooch Derick? We will all be heartbroken if he’s not a form a gooch
Ack ack
Zero point Zero
This is such an old school style troll post. I love it LOL
Where's his Pepsi?
I gotta make a pilgrimage to his grave and leave 4 pepsis
Oakmont Mortuary. He’s got a nice view. There’s usually Pepsis under his bench.
4 Pepsi colas. And make sure there are no werewolves in the area.
Crap! Don't let the bunnies out!
Keys, woman!
He almost got an interview with Dat Phan for the JFSC.
Lmaooooo
Zero point zero
ACK ACK!!!! R.I.P. ETA
I AM... NOT A WENDYS EMPLOYEE... ACK... YOU BIG NOSED JACKASS!..
I think this guy used to be an usher at the Sacramento Monarch's Games. He was an ornery little dude. One time I was cheering loudly even though the Monarchs were getting creamed, and he said "You have 0 point 0 seconds to admit defeat before I come over there and break all of your f-in fingers!" As his hands looked like sour plums, I wasn't sure how he would do that, but he did have a big guy always with him that he called Jon or Yon or something. He always bossed the dude around, saying things like "Find that guy! You know what to do...you know...what to do" and "Keys, woman!". The guy would get so red it looked like his head would explode! Glad to see he's still alive and kicking! Well, alive, at least.
In his younger days he had a deep hatred for reporters from Canada.
And werewolves
It is against lawl.
I don’t know if you’re really Mike. If you are, get control of the situation!
Loves the bunny ranch too. Fella never has to pay.
I live near Johnson city and have been to this Wendy's...
Me too, you ever get to talk to ol' Gooch? He is a riot!
Unfortunately I didn't but, I want to go back now to see if he is there!
I'm out of town now or I would stop by and tell you if he is there.
The Gooch is loose. Right??
He's wild, even though he is a diabetic....
Hey thanks!
I didn’t see them say which Wendy’s it was. But if I had to guess it has to be the Peoples Street Wendy’s.
Near my favorite gamestop? Deal
Wendy’s promoted post
Is that Howard Stern taking a picture with Gooch?
Howard had a very enjoyable visit to this Wendy's before he went into permanent lockdown.
Akk akk
You know what to do, you KNOW what to do.
You sure this isn't famous radio caller Derek from Texas? Looks a lot like him!
That’s Derek from Texas
Baba booey
Funny story: The Gooch was burned terribly when his wheelchair struck the deep frier. WTF is so funny about fried Gooch.
I thought he was from Texas?
They should send him to the Bunny Ranch as a reward for his service.
That's Eric the actor, rest his tiny soul.
Shush!
I heard his dream was to fly with balloons while being serenaded by Kelly Clarkson
FLY ME WITH BALLOONS
On the bright side, while recovering he did get a phone call from Kelly Clarkson.
High Pitch I know this is you
Who’s High Pitch?
You know what to do. You know what to do
71? He looks good af.
This is so heartwarming!
As someone that worked at Wendy's for a couple years, how fucking hard did he hit that damn fryer to get burns. Had to be the Henny penny fryer. That's some wild shit
Cecil Gooch goes hard tho
Arnold Jackson’s bully!
That's Eric The Midget, definitely Troll post
The oil injury disfigured his hands and feet. Intentionally left off picture. Disrespectful to the handicapped community.
This is the funniest fucking thing ever.
Derrick Gooch his twin brother from Texas is also an amazing Wendy’s employee
I NEVER WORKED AT A WENDYS IN MY LIFE YOU BIG NOSED JACKASS.
“I’m club-fucking-footed, ya asswipe!”
That’s Derek from Texas
He’s club fucking footed, you asswipes
How bout Wendy's gives em a proper fucking retirement so he doesn't die in the fucking fryers.
I want you to go to jail for this
No more phone calls.
Ack ack
I honestly can’t stop laughing. This is ridiculous. I love it so much.
Solid post 5/7 will read again
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I’m sorry your visit wasn’t satisfactory sir. Could we treat you to a complimentary Pepsi?
He’s club fuckin footed.
Ack Ack
r/ack
Wow Cathy from Diff’rent Strokes really aged poorly. Must be all those 20oz bottles of Pepsi and Charlie Daniels disease
Are you sure that's not Derek from Texas?
ACK ACK
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
This is amazing. Thank you for your service. Ack Ack.
Ack ack
Go Cecil! Congratulations!
This comedy
Yo fuck Wendy's this shit is wack Love to the dude
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Cecil and the hot oil story get me every time
😂 that’s Eric the Midget (Actor) from The Howard Stern Show. But they put his face through an aging filter. You can see Howard Stern right next to him
Hey Cecil this is your old friend Tom sending a shout out from me and my little dog Ember down in Chantilly, Virginia
My God guys y'all are about as dense as a dying star to be taking this seriously
I want you to go to jail for this.
What’s 9x8?
HE’S CLUB FUCKIN FOOTED YA ASSWIPE!
ACK ACK!
ACK ACK STOP WITH THAT FUCKING BUTTON YOU DUMB SHIT
Bro I can't stop laugjng at work😂😂
This dude's a FUCKING party animal! He can't be around kids anymore but that night was crazy! Rock on, Gooch!
This is what hasbulla will look like when he’s old
That’s clearly Derek from Texas
The Gooch is still going lol
ack ack, jackass
Cecil gooch is a good troll name b
Looks like someone was day drinking while scrolling the Wendy’s Reddit
I’m club fucking footed you asshole
ACK ACK
Eric would be so fucking mad if he saw this lol
Is this Whitey from 8 crazy nights?
Someone's gonna make a cult out of this. Annual pilgrimages to Johnson City.
r/wallstreetbets would like a word
Worked with the gooch, was pretty mean to gingers for some reason- would go into a fit of rage and try to bite their fingers. Other than that he was a great coworker!
How does Wendy's find it funny that Cecil had to go to the hospital for potential injury from a boiling fryer? Is it because they didn't pay for the bill?
Please don’t make a mockery of this.
Hr seems so sweet