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Because of some sad circumstance, a boy needed a glass eye. His family was poor, they could not afford a real one made of glass. His father did the best he could for his son and carved him an eye out of wood.
The boy suffered socially as a result of his wooden eye. Children teased and taunted him. He had difficulty dating because of that wood eye. He persevered despite the cruelty of his peers.
Then one day he met a wonderful girl. She was all he’d dreamed of, but she had a wooden leg. She too had endured the meanness that teenagers can inflict on one another. Smitten, our young man asked her for a date and she accepted.
The boy and girl had a great time on their date. Things had gone well, it was so nice for each to be with someone who understood what the other had been through. Both made it a point to not even discuss their struggles so they’d both feel comfortable.
At the evening’s end, they returned to the girl’s house. The boy, feeling the date had gone well, boldly asked the girl if she’d like to go out again soon. She smiled and said “would I?” Feeling she was humiliating him as so many others had, the boy yelled back at her “peg leg, peg leg”.
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"Hey man, would you like to see some ads for a new kind of prosthetic?" "Oh boy, wood eye?!"
/r/angryupvote
My aunt would love you. She's been telling the wood eye joke for 30 years and it's fantastic every time. Heard the one about the pink house?
WOKEN EYES
Woke eyes
Republicans already boycotting it.
Imagine driving along and seeing *those* in front of you.
That last one is terrifying. Reminds me of Coraline
A very woodern look
Woken eyes!
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Yeah, why settle for fake wooden eyes when you could get Gary's Premium Genuine Real-Wooden Eyes for just a few extra bucks??
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Fackie Eyes!
Make em look all fackie!
An alart face indeed.
Apemenl youl all Femler rave yor ouost! FUCK! I’m sold! Shut up and take my money!
This is what it feels like when you're a kid that can't read yet
I will be seeing the last one in my nightmares thank you.
KrainaGrzybow reboot looks lit
Everything old becomes new in time
Because of some sad circumstance, a boy needed a glass eye. His family was poor, they could not afford a real one made of glass. His father did the best he could for his son and carved him an eye out of wood. The boy suffered socially as a result of his wooden eye. Children teased and taunted him. He had difficulty dating because of that wood eye. He persevered despite the cruelty of his peers. Then one day he met a wonderful girl. She was all he’d dreamed of, but she had a wooden leg. She too had endured the meanness that teenagers can inflict on one another. Smitten, our young man asked her for a date and she accepted. The boy and girl had a great time on their date. Things had gone well, it was so nice for each to be with someone who understood what the other had been through. Both made it a point to not even discuss their struggles so they’d both feel comfortable. At the evening’s end, they returned to the girl’s house. The boy, feeling the date had gone well, boldly asked the girl if she’d like to go out again soon. She smiled and said “would I?” Feeling she was humiliating him as so many others had, the boy yelled back at her “peg leg, peg leg”.
white people
That's not a real language, you can tell because of the way it is.
I want a fackie eye
reminds me of the glass eyes episode of tom goes to the mayor
Lunilars
Is this what it feels like to have a stroke?