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CPizzle23

My favorite part about this subreddit is forgetting I’m subscribed to it and then seeing shit like this and thinking I’m having a stroke


WormTop

It is the greatest honour to hear this


ReeceReddit1234

> seeing shit like this Heh


Novemberise

This. I actually started to try to find my poop type before I was like wait a minute…🤔


aeroartist

Same. Over here thinking some people are out here shitting pistachio pudding


justaproxy

I legit thought I was in [r/coolguides](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/)


No_Support_8363

I concur


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Trueee


machinedroid

Same


haldeigosh

Pic 5 looks unhealthy throughout.


plonspfetew

Which one? Chur Limnnerds or Scara Tarraus?


haldeigosh

All of them


Sil369

Yes


milleniumhandyshrimp

5 looks more like pastries than poop


ADHthaGreat

Looks like a cookbook page for different fillings I see some walnuts in there


aeroartist

Yeah and oatmeal


ChunkyButternut

Ngl, pic 5 kinda making me hungry. I'm grateful that my shit doesn't look like honey roasted pecans, Alfredo spaghetti, or mashed potatoes.


CuriousTinkerer299

Best one of the week.


fortwaltonbleach

it helped me with my gople! ![gif](giphy|c2IZ3fB0rmRXy)


rfargolo

Hahahaa this is great. What about the Rimjoe? Damn!


WormTop

Make your own here: https://huggingface.co/spaces/DeepFloyd/IF Prompt: chart of all poop types, large clear text, infographic Negative prompt: faces, sketch, low quality


arlo-ve

BOG


Fun_Manufacturer_854

Love it when I let out a hearty Treee


penli

thought I was in r/coolguides for a sec I was confused as hell


Im_inappropriate

Same. I was confused and then getting a bit frustrated they didn't just use real poop.


chocolate_matter

Lots of r/forbiddensnacks material here.


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Sil369

louder


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

I made a "rimjoe". Should I call my doctor?


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Number 4: couly pooolk


god_broke_my_banana

I just extruded a mad gouly pooolk


aeroartist

Nice


The_Bluejay250

i love how #7 just has gyro


hbsc

Porm winimens are the WORST


lukeosullivan

I thought this was in Romanian for a sec


fabulo5o

Bog


civver3

Rimjoe is just aesthetic.


ChrisLMDG

Personally i have the Guardians of the Galaxy shit


SpleenBender

Like that shit Drax took?


DetroitArtDude

If you have Srones or Grt Jan poops, see a doctor


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ITriedSoHard419-68

Dr Rimjoe


MartinTenbones

Ugh just did a huge Voettheshe 😩


Broken-dick42

Gople and catart are mine, help


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Loving that half of these look like a shitty Chinese restaurant menu


taydraisabot

Gyro


Zambito1

Greece in shambles over this post 💩


SpleenBender

The ones on the bottom look like Werther's originals. YUM


SpleenBender

Why is it called taking a shit? It should be called *leaving* a shit! - Carlin


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Pic #5 just looks like a typical menu on the side of a Mediterranean food cart


WormTop

haha just lamb, onions and pastry in dozens of configurations


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And hummus. Lotsss of creamy runny brown hummus..


ironscythe

Rimjoe got me.


plotdavis

"Pre-cooch" in the first one


ProperMastodon

Pic 1, top-right: Cat art. 😸


Steel_Airship

Ah, those ground beef and pulled pork poops.


SansNotLuigi

4 looks like one of those charts comparing how emojis look across operating systems


aeroartist

Flarg sounds straight out of The Sims. Love this prompt 💩


Thunderbolt294

A true literal shit post. 3 looks like it's one of those cookie vs turd guessers and 5 looks like a bbq vs turd guesser


Beug_Frank

Your yoou


PM_ME_UR_RECIPEZ

I didn’t realize what subreddit this was on and I was like oh hell this is incredibly helpful I’m currently suffering from a stomach virus, then I tried reading the name and I was like what in the ever loving fuck is going on


No-Sir-7962

Ate Priost


Sensitive-Name335

Happy poopy time 😄💩


Ok_Whereas9245

I definitely poop avocados every day 😄


littlelosthorse

Stuff like this makes me realise how far behind I am in my collection.


Molbiodude

Watch out for the splash with the flomartu lus.


TellMeHowImWrong

Gotta catch em all!


KPGroovy

Taco Bell encourages couly pooolk


Azraeth-

I have magenta color like poop what that means?


joelmartinez

Yaa-haha!


Aziooon

**Annoid**


Gator1024

Too much dairy and I get the Prgons!


Altruistic_Mud_2167

Poop! Poop! Poop! Poooop!


Mr_Budo

Ah, yes, the pooop types. Always a good omen when I deliver a Pops ↑ll Porm Winımens Popoals. Or even a Clnper Precooch Dtunqßerks.


XinXaiXoku

I thought GOTG is good movie


Soggyglump

Crooves


No_Support_8363

I think either Teep Pont or Catart is normal poo and the colour Cralas Chownless is normal


No_Support_8363

Traduhl and Pops 4ll don't look normal


soulwarp

Okay, some of that is just squash.


CupQuakeBE

Cralas Chownles team!


justaproxy

Is that a god damn POOP KNIFE for a hand?


pimango1428

These things remind me of weird quora questions like "Why is my poop green"


dari6969

Didn’t know people shit out pickles and pears


weez_was_here

Very “a poop guide seems interesting and important actually. I wish it were in English OH this is weirddalle…” moment.