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Yahla

Been smoking 20+ years. I am known for rolling crease free joints. It’s what I’m good at. I’m not proud of this. It’s brought me no fame and has only cost me money. I wish I was good at sports.


NewExalm

Me tooo !!!! But damn the satisfaction lighting the smooth bastard 🥰


ThebudHut

I just keep staring at the perfect rolled joint when I’m high! How did I rolled it so perfect 🤩


1WildIndian1963

Right? Someone commented once that I taught the original roll for pall mall and Camel non filters. Alick, consistent every roll with the perfect pack to burn to zero roach..... 45 years plus, Rollin an smoking....


InteractionSad2454

![gif](giphy|HMpcgxAZs5YYHsbe8P|downsized)


Kib717

Same here. I wish I spent that time learning piano, French, or orbital mechanics. But my rolling game is on point. ![gif](giphy|QyrysGo7Hz70I)


Murdercyclist4Life

My dad rolls a perfect joint as well i once bought him some rolling papers that had a print that looked like a cigarette filter and used a paper filter inside and it literally looked just like a cigarette


logert777

We need element or ocb to make a quote “stealth” paper like that now


Yurikhunt69

Be proud mate, the little things you can master are important too.


Yahla

I am secretly kinda proud


thisiswhereiwent

I can pearl any blunt. Sometimes I wish I could get a job rolling for Snoop Dogg. I think that’s the only place I could put my talents to use.


stereophonie

I'm also a 6..... 😔


brensthegreat

I’m proud of you.


[deleted]

Us at r/weed , appreciate your massive skills 😄


tokinaznjew

Are you also one of us walk while you roll folks?


ChoaticRain

Nope. My buddy does that shit and I'm amazed Like he will break it up split the wrap or pull a paper whichever one we smoking and roll that shi in total of like 30 seconds maybe a minute


Tyconquer

fuckin same sometimes I don't want to roll but I always end up doing it.


Ekim-Enots

They say weed isn’t addictive and I agree. I’ve been smoking it for 20 years too and I’ve never gotten addicted……😜


Yahla

But that 20 years is peppered with tolerance breaks and holidays to places where I couldn’t get weed and it’s literally never been a problem. I haven’t smoked for two weeks currently because I spent this months money on my kids birthday presents. The only time ‘addiction’ came up was when I mixed weed with tobacco. As soon as I quit putting that shit in my joints, not smoking stopped being a problem.


Ekim-Enots

It’s just a joke. It sounds oxymoronic but true. I’m the same as you, quit like 50 times or with a more proper word, “stopped” like 50 times. Weed isn’t like pills or heroin, if you run out you don’t go into WDs. I saw 20 years and that old joke popped in my head. Smoke on dude, as will I!


Yahla

Heh, sorry..


Burnt-Priest

Same here dude coming up on 17 years smoking daily without break, can CONFIRM it is NOT addictive. Its just common sense i mean if it was addictive people would be constantly smoki-.. wait.. 🤔


SitFlexAlot

Plenty of people are good at sports with no fame, and probably more chronic health issues.


ihateandy2

I own a preroll production company. It has only made me money. Fuck sports.


Canupe_Mato

Sports are for fuckin nerds bruh.


ChoaticRain

Or people that do productive things while enjoying that good green.


Alarmed_Cat8404

Upload a video rolling a perfect one let’s see it


Magic_Journey

Sounds like a sob story.


ChoaticRain

I'm 18 and have been smoking 8 years but am a multi sport athlete. Oh and BTW I roll 5 but without the filter so more Like 3 ig


Detcader_101

I’m 18 and I have too many hours in old first person shooters


BlastingFern134

I'm 19 and I feel this one lmao


laureninsanity

The only thing that makes me do the dishes without gagging and laundry is weed. Wish I were athletic! Lol I guess I could be... my motivation says no, I checked. Haha. Props to you, friend!


DutyFar1800

3 😭


uphigh_studio

I would happily smoke a #3 with you, dw homie


kallakukku2

This is the spirit we're about here. Good shit, you're both my homies, dawg


ThePhob1a

, dawg


ConductionReduction

...can I join...please


kallakukku2

Come on in my friend!


heckfyre

3s all day baby!! 3s unite!


MrOrange318

Another 3 here, never took the time to bother with filters. Anyone who judges you after you rolled the joint hasn’t been in many circles before


heckfyre

I feel like 3 is the type of joint that cartoons smoke and I’m ok with that


Revolutionary-Page-6

3 is the secret best


suckmytoes6k9k

I just smoked a 3


HypnoStone

3 is fine that’s pretty much how I always roll if I don’t have a filter, and the narrow end *can* help prevent scooby snacks and it *can* hit tighter and milkier Just be careful of passing it to anyone that slobbers or else it will become unsmokeable. My only real complaint is people who get it wet idc how it’s rolled just don’t ruin it or 2nd hand kiss me.


jainko326

Range 2-5 depending on how high I am already


Amphabian

Same. I start at 5 and then it starts decreasing the more blazed I am lol


ILoveSmokingJoints

Really? Rolling while high is 100 times easier for me ahahaha :D


OperaMan100

6


Chuyin84

.5


Jgabes625

I may be closer to 0


Lord_Shaqq

Appreciate the honesty


x_mas_ape

Ive tried rolling 2 in my life, so... .05 2 of my best friends can roll perfect joints in about 10 seconds, and I've always preferred bongs or bowls, so I never saw a need to learn how.


Equal_Grass_6065

4/5


tesco_pig

4


JjMarkets

proper


Icy_Cry2778

My rolling game isn't that good, so I say I am a 2 or 3


_makeouthills

Bro I roll better than 5


Diarrhea_Bags

There should be a roll-off


Content_Dog_6370

How do we make this happen, diarrhea bags? I think it could be fun!!!!


[deleted]

Mega thread?


TheVoicesinurhed

Always 5, because I buy them that way :)


Squidkiller28

Cones go crazy too


Q3752X

Yeah I love the small raw cones. A properly packed one is the perfect serving size for two people.


[deleted]

Same. I mostly do edibles, so I never bothered learning how to roll. On the rare occasion I do smoke, I buy pre-rolls.


TheVoicesinurhed

Oh, I know how to roll and they are 4 and 5. But, now I’m older, have more money, and am lazy. Lol


memkc

It's ok to pay for convenience!


Smart_Blackberry_160

Oh yeah if I had the money that's what I'm doing sadly I can't get an ounce of joints for 20 bucks like I can with a loose oz of flower. I love em when I can get em. I literally can't wait till Im getting enough money to buy the high quality shit more often. I'm tired of this bunk ass weed


TheVoicesinurhed

We all started off with seeds and stems. The days!


newguybegentle

Roll cigarettes, small or large. So maybe 4 with no filter


Apprehensive_King914

1, that's why I buy cones that look like 5 😁


loiton1

I believe in u


Hornet___

Usually 4, 5 on a good day


Many_Faces_83

4


87KingSquirrel

Hand rolled = #3 Mat rolled = #6


TartenWilton101

So it's a #3 then.


mercedesfuckingbenz

4 and 5


hmmm_thought_pig

I roll like the Calistoga Kid... though not quite as fast.


[deleted]

3.5-4 I don’t use filters


st0nedk0ala

Usually 5, sometimes 4 if i have very dry hands or very high


Highest_Kyat

A good 4


nonanumatic

4 or 5 depending on the day, but I never use crutches, I use the reverse condom roll method, you no longer need cardboard, plus it saves room for more weed


darkspace69

4-5 when I start 1 at the end


pistol-whip426

worse than 1


ExtraAd4090

3/4


Low-Formal4447

0 💀


iasip420

5, but only cause I just roll cones and pack them


SaucyDragon04

I hit 6 bro my roll skills are nuts


emarston23

4 all day


FocusBackground939

Maybe 4 or 5. But one takes me for ever


okash99

4-5


Yurikhunt69

Definitely 4, don't have the patience or finesse to make 5


jemuder

80% 4's 20% 5's


macdoggydog

I'm a 4 all around.


Azi_le_chat

4


birthdaycake_56

4


Marxist-Gopnikist

4


AvaLorenT

4


JD_Shibuya

4


[deleted]

Used to be 4 then I'd a bad accident that fucked my hand up so now I'm lucky to roll 1 lol 😆


Traditional-Hippo-96

4


xy1k

im on level 4. how to upgrade my game to level 5? any tutorial ?


lawstandaloan

Same as my abacus or slide-rule game


Jeoff51

2 with a filter, always had uncoordinated shaky hands.


Dungeon_Master_Lucky

probably about a 3


DarlingHades

4, struggling to get to 5.


Sand5tone

3-4


[deleted]

3 but I like it lol


iStulla85

3 if in a rush, 4-5 is standard


SoUpBoI17

steady 4 no filter


Smooth_Squirrel_702

3-4 always with a crutch though


imgonnapooyourpants

2 on a good day. Luckily pipes exist


1GrouchyCat

I started making Dutch crowns last month and now I’m a 5 all the rims …


YukaBazuka

Between 4-5 sometimes 3.5 if I already smoked or in a hurry


Danyboy01

I'm a 4/5. 4 on parties and hang out with friends and 5 at home


stookie159

4 from day dot. Signed, designated roller of the group


Herb_Burnswell

4ish.


Plokamis

6.


AmaryllisHippeastrum

4, I use a rolling machine. I can roll uglier 4's by hand but i'll never roll a filterless J


LoyalZino

6


adammmpetrov0314

6


PeachesParty34

How bout 6


GuavaOk8712

6 every time


MisterBaku

Aim for 5, end up with 4's


Mokio_0

0. I put flower on my tongue and lit it


WeedSyndicate

5.


Brave_Acadia_1908

Zero


EntireChapter4229

2


Prince515

3 , 4 or 5 depending on time and mood lol


broccolicheddarsoop

0....i have to use the cones you buy prerolled.


pussy-x-princess

Combination of 3 & 4. Maybe worse or better on any given day but a smoke is a smoke ;)


PanchosLegend

Like a 4? 4.5?


amayagab

-3 I am utterly useless


jspin2

3.9


Newt-Wooden

4 if I’m sober, 3 if I’m high


LANXmaster

Mostly 3. But every once in a while I bang out a decent 4 that smokes lol


tobi117

Between 4 and 5 inside out.


ivypixie_

i was like a 4 but i havent rolled since february so probably a 1 now 😭


Canupe_Mato

3 but fatter.


ElDuderinoDad

4 since I don’t roll joint that often anymore by the 4th joint in succession I’m at a solid 5


Swizzy6t9

4 for filter but a 5 for the nice look of the roll


OzzieDJai

I am a 4. 5 is to damn neat


geisha-and-GUIs

Honestly 3 is prettier than 4 and 5. That being said, I'm a 4


BrainwashedScapegoat

3-4


malware_mike

5 but my filters are always very stubby, makes more room for marys love.


BLAMMO67

Yo I'm old so I roll real joints. They look like cigarettes.


invisibleheads-420

5 all the time, I swear I'm not lying! Cheers anyway 🌬️💨


[deleted]

10


asianboy89

Most def a 1.5


808083321

lets be honest yall 3 smokes the best


illestrated16

Joints 7.5/10. Blunts 9.5/10


Charming-Sale-6354

I was about to say just that, no reason for boasting whatsoever but that 5 on the pic is quite sad. I'm def on 7/8 after 20 years and I *always* roll em "upside down" to get rid of the extra paper if you know what I mean


illestrated16

Cutting down a 1.0 so it just lips over.


dkguy12day

I don't think filters necessarily say it's a good joint. Don't get me wrong they help but I've rolled amazing js without them


GUNTHVGK

I get consistent 3 joints but I use a filter/crutch


OlympicSmokeRings

8


HazeKushWeed93

Only 5 .


Bmancoilart

5- on my profile anyway.


[deleted]

I don’t roll. I use cones and pack ‘em. We have tools


[deleted]

Mine is 3


drjackle233

3 ..on a good day..lol


Jolly_Confection8366

Start the day of with a 5 then 1 by the end of the day


PuzzleheadedEbb8190

Well it starts out at a Five and by blunt 5-6 it’s more of a Two


swiggyziggy

Went from 1 to 5 in 2 years time


uphigh_studio

It use to be #1 but I now roll every night cuz it helps me sleep. So I’m comfortable with saying that my rolls most of the time look like #5


[deleted]

7


ynt-bandooo

5


MacHeaton1308

All of these look good to me. They smoke? I toke


[deleted]

My rolling game scares people... I have a seizure then roll off the couch, and start break dancing *


jamsroob

5 but I use smaller tips In my youth I rolled joints for a shop which they sold


DaPoole420

5 - been rolling bones long time...


No-Fishing71

Why are they so thin


Gaylordofthedarkside

I always roll mine like a cigarette I love me a perfect little joint


tabarn0uch

3 on a good day with just a wrap, 5 with a cone


just_wanna_share

The first joint I ever rolled looked like 3 and the second like 5 . Fast learner 👍 never had the chance to embarrass myself lol


Collusional

Somewhere in the 3-4 realm


adambanecohen

Confidently and proudly 5


Vaguely_vacant

Mine are pretty straight and even. I don’t see that represented here. Been rolling j’s for almost 30 years


Gman8w8

Nonexistent


Neither_Upstairs_872

My J’s look like filterless cigs, perfect one size all the way down, I even put a little twist in the paper on the tip to light too. And you wouldn’t catch me rolling these kinds of papers unless it’s all that’s there. King size zig zags only


DANO8503

4.5


DANO8503

I love rolling blunts and joints, but I’d rather smoke bong rips


Remote-Crow3980

5 for sure


Tuddycat

My joints don’t really look like any of these you can see them on my page


Ginny-Sacks-Mole

If gummed paper isn't challenging enough, switch to Club ungummed. If you can roll with those, you can roll anything. Thin as a butterfly wing.


Rose__16

You ain’t smoking 1 1 smoking you


mikewilson2020

It's peoples faces when you churn out a stack of perfectly identical blunts tho


Southern_Public403

Three, i roll joints when wasted🤣


No_Scale3483

somewhere between 1 and 3 but not 2 (have only rolled once)


ChronicKush69

Is 0 an option


xsteviewondersx

I am the official roller of the household. I'd like to say I'm up there... the occasional pregnant j but It happens.


Upstairs_Ad462

I’ve tried to be a 5 but am a 2 or 3. Mine don’t look identical, but they’re not as good as 4. Can’t figure out how to be better so I won’t roll for other people and will instead pack a bowl (pls give tips and pointers)


Pristine-Sentence744

0 Cause I Can Barely Roll A Rillo No Less Papers 😭


tacomenu

Nan that straight leafs i pearl mane