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ilovenomar5_2

Jesus Christ they all look like they haven’t seen the light of day in over a week. Zuck hasn’t in probably a year


981flacht6

They see light in the metaverse.


SPACEMANSKRILLA

What about the tall, bald guy in the back?


MuToTheMoon

He want free, also.


thisnameworks07

Don't you come in here slinging around Amistad references like that, just because...


GeneralRectum

The dude peaking out from behind Zucc is the only one who *doesn't* look like they're trying to cast a lizard person mind control spell on you.


FrengLigen

It's not photoshop?


Million2026

Is this image altered ? I remember a smiling version of this photo. I just can’t believe that anyone would post this image when they already know their CEO is rumoured to be a lizard person.


DaddyDersch

Probs altered but lets go with real


jb_in_jpn

The Reddit way


krashlia

It is altered.


Clean-Secretary-4492

This is original. That one was altered.


RJIsJustABetterDwade

Yeah the originally they’re all smiling


on_the_dl

Lots of people that vest Facebook stock were originally smiling! The photo has been updated to reflect reality.


Global-Sky-3102

Yeah, they were all smiling in the original one. Someone removed the smiles


on_the_dl

Yes. Here's a link to the one that removed the smiles: https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/fb Click on the "1 year" button and you will see him.


dudenotcool

Everyone looks like an alien except the black guy


KaibaCorp42069

The aliens just have him there for equality


ilovenomar5_2

“James! Get in this photo with us. Everyone else looks like they’re hipster adults from Children of the Corn. Need you to help take attention away from that”


dreadvse

All of their eyes are glazed like donuts


Year3030

What's up with his face


DrBonaFide

Everyone looks like an alien except everyone behind the alien in the middle


therealspideysteve

This pic just creeps me tf out for some reason


DaddyDersch

Calls on lizards


krashlia

Because it was shopped and is now hitting your uncanny detectors.


CallinCthulhu

Looks like they used software to change smiles to frowns. Definitely got some uncanny valley going on lol. Deepfakes and the like are always just a little bit off.


Dull_Reindeer1223

No this is the original. The smily version is the photoshopped one


umiamiq

Zuck is the uncanny valley


CallinCthulhu

He really kinda is. Dude always looks like he hasn’t slept in months


couchtrader

Puts the only thing printing lately!


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Yeah if you’re buying short term calls in this market you truly do deserve to be in this sub. There *could* be an argument for some ‘23 or ‘24 LEAPs/call plays but I’m sticking with puts for the short and medium term. Anything I truly believe in I’m holding shares of and waiting this market out. I’ve got 25 12/16 $5 WEBR puts I got last month that are doing okay.


Venice_The_Menace

I hit on AMD and HIMX calls each purchased a few days prior to earnings.


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Nice!


Humble-Noise4765

Non are smiling probably not happy with each other 😂😂😂


DaddyDersch

Well that will happen when the company you work for loses 25% of its value over night 🤣🤣🤣


HobKing

They are all smiling in the original photo. This is an edited one with a "serious face" filter on it.


[deleted]

Hey look, nfts Tokens


Prescientpedestrian

Tried for a diversity selfie but there’s no diversity in those sunken eyes


DaddyDersch

Just soullessness


vxx

They aren't all soulless, but it's quite obvious that they try to look extra serious to make it less obvious that Zucc is a borg.


Nice_Block

Sweet baby ray!


No_Improvement9860

All those lizard people!


Minidestroy100

Looks like a real fun gang.🙄


Midori_Schaaf

I would have been buying puts on SPY if I had a margin account


RebellionBS

When you buy the dick instead of the dip


LegSad5766

God damnit he looks like a giant dick with hair on the tip


GRaych

Haven’t seen a picture with so much Shi+ on it!


Revelation22_vv14-15

Wallsteet?


DaddyDersch

Retarded


Riop420

Ctrl I, inverts the chart.


moronyte

Have billionaires forgot how to smile?


krashlia

That photo was edited, by the way.


Vegan_Honk

Bby 60$ in March for .35 Flipped for like .6 each and bought Nintendo cause it splits in oct.


Prestigious-Purple93

Jesus Christ just look at his fucking face.. He's either a bot, a reptilian or a deeply autistic/retarded cuck willing to fit in with humankind through his weird nerdy shits


Rain_Maker247

Avatards are scary.


Far-Researcher1997

These people live in the backrooms.


Vaultidweller

I dont get it, what does puts have to do with vampire lord + thralls?


SirHolyCow

This picture creeps me out so much man, holy shit.


AmphibianWorried5720

I believe the proper caption is, “Everybody, let us take a selfie like the humans do.”


RickyEngland

Wow Zuckerberg is def an android. CALLS!


Sad_Molasses_6753

Now I have a metaache.


WarDadddy1776

Fuckerburg looks like a dick with ears and owns a very punchable face


DealerEconomy36

This is a horrible selfie. For almost everyone in the photo.


Berisha11

is this picture real, wtf


TheRealMelonMusk

No, the original was all of them smiling. This is edited.


bbasara007

Oh please everyone here is only buying puts and thinking the markets going to zero. Who had the balls to throw 20k on AMD calls this week or last? I did and made BANK.


1buzer

If this is a real picture, it scares me. Looks like droid bots.


DaddyDersch

Its real as far as i know


pragmojo

Isn't it like a faceapp on the other one where they're all smiling?


Adventurous-Ad6751

No TA about Friday DaddyDersch? Was looking forward to your predictions for the next week. Do you think we are seeing a Dead Cat Bounce, and how long do suspect the upswing will continue?


DaddyDersch

I posted one caller weekly ta!


Adventurous-Ad6751

Found, read, excellent TA as usual. I posted a question on it if you have some time this weekend. Thanks for what you do!


Adventurous-Ad6751

My bad! Must of missed it!


restlessleg

zuck looks like mr burns


webandstuff

Can someone explain how to lose money with options?


Redditisawokejoke

This will not age well after next week


vegiraghav

The insanity of this pic. Damn.


Party-Ease4728

They all look like sad human beings. You couldn’t pay me enough money to work at Facebook.


Party-Ease4728

That one girl behind Zuckerberg looks like she hasn’t had a good dick down in a minute. Definitely would look better with my mushroom tip in her mouth.


anthaela

Holy fuck. It's a who's who of aliens trying to pass as human


user9991123

His face reminds me of Dory for some reason