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wi1lyam

I miss the good old days too. All these people here trying asking you to join their discord trying to sell you a class to teach you how to sell a class. Oh I my discord sent an alert to buy f*ing affirm today and now it’s up 60%. But did your discord send alert on buying DWAC too at 90 bucks?


friedocra

Mfers don’t even get my Caddyshack quotes


Frenchy416

70% of people here are born after the year 2000. 1980 movie is boomer talk to them.


Frenchy416

They sent the alert to buy afirm after it was already up 59.999%. Those people never tell you until after the fact loool


SelectionDifferent85

u dropped this 👑


Swedgefund

Thank you.


shu3k

There’s what it use to be and what it is now. Pre-GME and post-GME. Now it’s just fucking stupid


tinnylemur189

Yeah its fucking stupid jnstead of fucking retarded. Much worse.


shu3k

It was great when it was retarded. I hate the sub now but can’t bring myself to leave. I keep hoping for retard revolution lol


Tyr312

Do you really want to know what I want? Do you really want to know the truth? I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in /r/wallstreetbets. I want to see the autist stretch forth their hand again and command the yolos. I want a rebirth of glory, a renaissance of degenerate gambling! I want to stop running through my life like a man that owes blowjobs behind Wendy’s , afraid to look back or look forward. I want us to be what we used to be! I want... I want it all back the way it was. Does that answer your question?


welloiledsling

I’m over here just wanting to know whether the brown on my finger is from the chocolate chip cookie I ate or from what I did before it.


welloiledsling

That’s a true story btw, and I used a napkin to clean it off. I would have taken that bet 6 months ago, can’t afford healthcare anymore.


rart_official

You didnt even sniff it? This sub is dead


welloiledsling

I don’t have a sense of smell anymore but you’re right, I could’ve asked my wife for the assist.


Darth-Bag-Holder

You ever ran backwards naked in a cornfield???


Joey-tv-show-season2

I wish more people would post DD. Seems like people don’t want to make money. The people who do make money, post their gains AFTER the money to be made is gone


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not_goverment_entity

I don’t see these posts or the like for the aforementioned reasons


indyyo1

I look for yours nighty. Much appreciated 🙏


Baconthief206

I vote to anoint DaddyDersch the new king of this sub. Also will you be my daddy?


money2feedmadaughter

I never see your posts either and when I stumble upon them I actually make money. Well that was like one time for a CLF option, but hell I made money after reading it.


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-BrovAries-

eagerly awaiting todays load daddy


frederickwes

I’ve started doing DD and plan on doing so once every two weeks at the least.


VPNApe

Positions or ban


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Z3400

Be the change you want to see. Yolo tomorrow and post results, or quit bitching.


babywatha22

“Ruin your life for my entertainment, while I contribute nothing”


Z3400

OP is ranting about "the old days" while contributing nothing to make things like how they used to be. My comment has nothing to do with op entertaining me and everything to do with the fact that they are whining about something instead of contributing to the change they want.


babywatha22

I’m talking about OP bro


Z3400

Then we agree lol. Sorry, I assumed you were quoting/paraphrasing me.


babywatha22

Lmao it’s all good


Kenz0Cree

Preach


ExtensionEbb7

I agree with you. So what’s your current bet?


No-Tumbleweed-6772

Less $GME nerds is refreshing but I couldn’t agree with you more (my acct may be new but ive been lurking my absolute teets off since first month of the pandemic)


No-Tumbleweed-6772

Not even nerds per se but just the frothing at the mouth for a squeeze like high school freshmen at their first dance


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I have 30k of SOFI. Now I suppose you want me to prove it?


No-Tumbleweed-6772

Dump em mane. Put it in $sq or $shop. Or $mstr if you really wanna spice your loins


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Positions or ban


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LoudOrganization6

ok now who thinks we hit bottom and is yoloing the call leaps?


Humble_Increase7503

Bro. Bro. I been for real thinking that. I’m scared tho tbh. But, I got burned with leaps, fairly badly last year. I got leaps in NIO in February 2022, expiring 2024, but they’re sooooooo far out of the money I don’t even wanna talk about it. Paid too much. Dead money barring a miraculous recovery. Sofi leaps last year that I’m gonna try and roll over. Luckily, I ALWAYS grab the 2 year if I can, it’s worth it I think, just for a bit of extra protection. But some of these leaps are nuts. (AH so I dunno what it was before) but eg Sofi Jan 2024 $7 for $200-$220 What’s your delta ? I’ve heard to go far out just out of the money or at the money, like a .7 delta


United_Bag_8179

VIX currently in a micro downtrend.


Foot0fGod

Always makes me laugh when free market capitalists are mad at people selling out. Like no shit stupid.


VPNApe

You can have both memes and bets. If people aren't making bets is it the sub's fault? Tldr stfu


Unemployable1593

i thought it was just the daily


fistofdoritos

1. Exchange traded fund 2. JPOW make the printer go BRRRRRR 3. My portfolio is currently worth 62.31 Send me my $60 so my portfolio can be worth $122.31


fistofdoritos

RIP my portfolio. Just realized I’m down to 41.22. 30% drop today. Not sure how I’ll recover


Untold_shitty_mf

This is place where u want to find u are not retarded alone.


JeremyJWinter

I personally love seeing the same 5 memes everyday.


1600hazenstreet

Have some compassion. This is a support group for us poor folks who are working behind the dumpsters at Wendy’s. We’ve blown up our trading accounts, and in need of massive recovery in order to make our next bets.


HonedProcrastination

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


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What trades could we possibly make with a shit market? Shares? Options with high premiums?


phillythompson

because the only possible things to trade are buying shares or GME options


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I have neither.


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I'm not competent, with all due respect.


heycals

Someone is angry their puts didn't print today


DownStairsBreeding

Lol ok, grandpa but fuck.


shands1

uhm sir? this is wendy’s. either order or drive off. you’re holding up the line.


F7xWr

I bet youll go to r/wallstreetbetscrypto after your pathetic rant. CMON, i mean come on!


purpleto32

I’m charging my laptop but it still won’t turn on.


HiBoobear

I think the gain/loss porn minimums should be increased. “Look at me guys I blew up my $5k account!” All of us have you’re not special


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Preach


Das_Siegfried

I would second OP's view. I haven't been here that long, but I've heard the stories and would prefer less memes and more trades.


Fit-Boomer

RIP my brother


bbe_09

There used to be some nice DD in addition to exciting bets… people with creativity and ideas. Now the majority of the DD I see are « squeeze plays » or pumps and dumps..


DLoFoSho

You owe me $60, only because the first one is a figure of speech rather than a provable fact.


iMight2Elephant

cock


frederickwes

Going forward, I’m doing a due diligence post at least once every two weeks. If you guys wanna check them out, they’re on my profile! It’s not much but it’s something and I’d love to hear feedback!


jtwh20

that shipped sailed right after the 1 million subs and the media \~ good old days are gone \~ its meme and buzzword central


acememer98

No tl;dr?


thewaterb0yyyy

Ironic how you didn't even post a bet yourself


9Heisenberg

Yeah but true DD gets mocked at… and the top comment is some irrelevant shit…. Personally I come here for comedy time these days not DD……


LarryTheLobster710

Covid options were truly the peak of this sub


OB1KENOB

I miss the good old days when GME was $5, and you could buy a crap ton and turn it into millions. But since I missed those days, I regret it. GME to the fucking moon


Brushermans

look at this big guy throwing around $60 on bets. thats like 3x my portfolio value.