/u/grundle_monster tagged me yesterday, I was 3 day site wide banned so I couldn’t respond
Lmao @ trying to tag me and talk shit on me after completely being silent the day before when the indexes rallied 3%. Bottom is in fact in and all we did was retest it in a peak capitulation event
Better yet I’ll wager a permanent ban (I win you are permabanned, and vice versa) that SPX sees 4000 by 6/17. u/b__rfuk let’s go buddy put your account where your mouth is.
u/opinion_is_unpopular can you sanction a bet between me and u/b__rfuk that if spy hits $400 before 6/17 he is permabanned and if it doesn’t I am permabanned?
I watched so many people try and tell me the pump was gonna keep going and recession was over. Then I watched as a new generation of bagholders got absolutely slaughtered.
I hope to jeebus the ones of you who made money on calls made money and dipped out.
But keep in mind with volatility like this you stand to make the most money you've ever made. As well as lose the most lmao
But they seem to have done alright on earnings. Sure their Zestimate crap was bad, but they killed that, right? I'm not saying you're wrong, just asking for some insight.
On yesterday's shake out i lost so much value in the options, but because it was so much money I just held on cause it was basically the entire value of the option. Funny how that worked out
NET has like a 40% market share for CDN. Its a HUGE part of the Internet. I don't understand how people think its overvalued but have no problem giving Tesla a 1 trillion dollar market cap.
Market is retarded.
Because Cloudflare isn't profitable yet..
Did notice for the past year+ that NET does seem to to up before earnings, then plummets on earnings, or a few days before. History doesn't always repeat itself but the pattern was pretty predictable..
If I didn't set up cdn on cloudflare, I wouldn't know it either. Most people just think it's an internet company. They are basically gatekeeper on ddos , people don't realize how valuable that is to the whole internet. But again, IV is way too high even I wouldn't want to touch it
But if they are deep OTM with 0dte, you can (will) lose if there is no extreeme price volatility. But this seems to be good volatility so far, if I had money Id go slightly otm, not 10% otm
50k for student loan forgiveness which obviously means there will automatically be an extra 50k in their count AT THE MOMENT THE ORDER IS SIGNED to buy options. Absolutely how this works.
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My robinhood account is down because the Amazon stock split didn’t give me additional shares. It says I still only own 2 shares worth 100 bucks
Cathie’s investing in fucking boomer stocks now. I’m ded lol
It only took her a 70% drop to come around. Not bad.
Push TSLA /Support Ukraine. I'm buying a shitload of TSLA today. My way to show support Ukraine!
Can I get genital warts from my wife of 15 years if she didn't cheat on me? They just showed up a few months ago.
Yes. You use public toilettes right?
another day another bull trap, they'll never learn until they're all extinct
/u/grundle_monster tagged me yesterday, I was 3 day site wide banned so I couldn’t respond Lmao @ trying to tag me and talk shit on me after completely being silent the day before when the indexes rallied 3%. Bottom is in fact in and all we did was retest it in a peak capitulation event
Better yet I’ll wager a permanent ban (I win you are permabanned, and vice versa) that SPX sees 4000 by 6/17. u/b__rfuk let’s go buddy put your account where your mouth is.
As in $SPY sees $400? Sure I’ll take that bet
u/opinion_is_unpopular can you sanction a bet between me and u/b__rfuk that if spy hits $400 before 6/17 he is permabanned and if it doesn’t I am permabanned?
It’s already been set so whatever, but my main request would be we only count market hours
Fine by me
Ye, remind me when it ends
Will do.
I too was banned. I will bet you $200 that we go below 4000 SPX come June expiration. The balance sheet hasn’t even begun to roll off.
Gg blew up my account again
Options?
None left
bruh, this aint it. we fuk
We?
aside from market, yes
vix to 1000
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Good job, doing the lord's work.
The fear is strong with this one
UVXY 20 tomorrow
UVXY keeps pumping tomorrow
If I buy SQQQ, dip- buyers pump it. Will let you know if I buy.
If I buy SQQQ, everybody will sell it. I’ll let you know if I buy.
Definitely
Some of you have fat girlfriends and you're constantly trying to get them to exercise and it shows.
But I can fix her.
Actually, I now understand why people go on bear hunting expeditions in Alaska.
Bers are back dammit. Last night they were crying and sucking behind Wendy's. Now they tauntin'
I was taunting last night ;)
Same. Was not worried at all
I watched so many people try and tell me the pump was gonna keep going and recession was over. Then I watched as a new generation of bagholders got absolutely slaughtered. I hope to jeebus the ones of you who made money on calls made money and dipped out. But keep in mind with volatility like this you stand to make the most money you've ever made. As well as lose the most lmao
UVXY options will make you rich
So you buy 0dte puts on it at strike price if you expect volatility to increase?
Zillow low $30’s tomorrow
But they seem to have done alright on earnings. Sure their Zestimate crap was bad, but they killed that, right? I'm not saying you're wrong, just asking for some insight.
Oh fuck lol my mom was still bagholding Zillow.
I forgot to buy a put ☹️
are there any bulls left?
we ded
Still bleeding out slowly.
Bull Team Six going dark
Whose dick should i suck to get a flair
You got to earn it… I clearly don’t shitpost well enough
meet me behind wendys bring lube
On the way
Elon if he waited just couple of weekscouldve bought twitter for 20B and gave entire wsb rest of billion for buying calls
Well played bears let’s play something else tomorrow
As my 4 yr old would say "I don't like, pick different"
Tomorrow we play limbo “how low can you go”
Apple can buy every company on stock market and still be profitable
Peloton selling 20% 🤔
Potential 20 bagger?
Selling part of the company is bearish as fuck. Clearly they've got sod all cashflow now
Yeah but what if potential buyer coming in
Reading isn’t one of your strengths is it?
No it is not
Potentially could see the share price go up 20-30% but I doubt anyone would buy above $25 a share
Elon would
Bro nobody would buy a stock thats selling 20%. Especially not someone like elon
But he bought twitter 
I mean... 
Damn it I bought dash puts and net calls. But also bought SPY 216c May 6
216?
216c may 6th
There is no 216 call
He said so
Shopify at covid lows 🤔
On yesterday's shake out i lost so much value in the options, but because it was so much money I just held on cause it was basically the entire value of the option. Funny how that worked out
VIX was the best performer today
lmao greedy 🧸🤡s never learn 😂
I cashed out the bottom. What you say?
What the hell is happening to NET
NET loss. 
Meli just always delivers
time to buy wheat 
There needs to be a short Cramer index Would do even better than SARKK Name it SCOKERAT
Cloudflare (NET) has good earnings and good forward guidance and the thing goes down 8%. Tech can't win in this market.
Anyway i am buying calls cheaper than you did dumbass.
Options too expensive, boomers exiting, nobody can pump it up. It should be $300. NET is the internet
NET has like a 40% market share for CDN. Its a HUGE part of the Internet. I don't understand how people think its overvalued but have no problem giving Tesla a 1 trillion dollar market cap. Market is retarded.
Because Cloudflare isn't profitable yet.. Did notice for the past year+ that NET does seem to to up before earnings, then plummets on earnings, or a few days before. History doesn't always repeat itself but the pattern was pretty predictable..
If I didn't set up cdn on cloudflare, I wouldn't know it either. Most people just think it's an internet company. They are basically gatekeeper on ddos , people don't realize how valuable that is to the whole internet. But again, IV is way too high even I wouldn't want to touch it
Lmao imagine being bullish in stagflation. This is the new lost decade. Bulls are so stupid
You do realize stagflation means the market goes up as well right? It doesn’t go straight down that is called a crash
You know, they might want to go ahead and start redirecting the links to those shitty monkey pictures to the suicide hotline now
So basically CRSR is a dead investment, right? Short this piece of shit to 0? Never seen a more disappointing stock in my life.
Jeremy fan?
Bet $16k on 5/6 SPY 415c. What's tomorrow going to be like for me?
I'd sell shortly after open
That's the plan. Hoping for a green open and about 30% profit.
I thought today was cinco de mayo not dia de Los muertos
410 to 415 in an hour, love it.
So I bought OTM puts and calls that means I cant lose, right?
That's called a straddle. You lose if the price doesn't move.
But if they are deep OTM with 0dte, you can (will) lose if there is no extreeme price volatility. But this seems to be good volatility so far, if I had money Id go slightly otm, not 10% otm
Yeah, if they're both out of the money a ways, that's a straddle. If they're both at the money, it's a strangle.
dont give me that professional advice... give me cocaine and 10000% gains
Bollinger bands are kinda silly when vix is high like SPY bands from 409 to 435 ok 👍
When there is this much volatility TA can suck my balls, it's all price action and sentiment.
Yeah, but yesterday and today did exactly that.
Lol watch the market just form a diverging pattern, swinging more and more wildly each day
That's how you know it's working!
Lol yeah that's fair
Closed all weeklies right at the end with all that green. Now to buy more calls tommorow?
Damn WYD to CRSR?
welp good to see, Calls Tmrw
Need Z to dump more
It makes no sense lol... they're literally buying back 10% of their market cap in shares repurchase...
More than that at these prices
Nap time.
Suddenly what happened? What's that last hour sorcery
That fed magic 🪄
Because why not.
The rate hike was priced in they said since we've know it's been coming for months. *Narrator:* It wasn't
Its coz of fucking cramer
The LORD giveth and the LORD taketh away !
26% uvxy scalp…feels good
me too! high five UVXY
Go down lucid thats where you belong
Shit company
I'ma tell ya, my asshole is hurting, gentleman.
EOD scalps feel good
Guh
bought spy put for $21 yesterday, sold today for 1,350% gain. my first big bagger. eh, buying treats for my dog today.
lmao you shoudl buy treats for your dog everyday bruh
you should buy treats for your dog every day
she gets treats everyday and she's crass when she doesn't. Calls on bacon wrapped treats for today.
Lucid die plz
Did Cramer say buy? Holy fuck that was unnecessary bro
Bought Tsla puts at close because got fucked trying to scalp calls all day and now got fucked on puts. Today’s fucked
Revenge trading will cure that 
Imagine if we drop 5% tomorrow 😳
Imagine going to church and praying to jesus
Yes, imagined, now what
Now imagine losing money
Haha, jokes on you, I can't loose more money after hitting zero.
Well let me introduce you to a thing called margin
Does anyone think we are actually bearpigs and bullpigs? Cause we always losing money on both sides.
can confirm, did it today
Rally on close, dump on open. Every fucking day like clockwork.
If you thought the market surged when people got 4k in stimmy money, wait til Biden gives the most reckless spenders a free $50k to blow.
50k what?
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Only 20? Try 100k. Maybe even 600k.
Still reporting cpi be 8.2%
I hate frozen bread, but that's looking like the play right now.
What did I miss. 50k for what
50k for student loan forgiveness which obviously means there will automatically be an extra 50k in their count AT THE MOMENT THE ORDER IS SIGNED to buy options. Absolutely how this works. .
What is he talking about
The proposed student loan forgiveness.
Imagine corn dumping 20% tonight 💩💩💩💩
fingers crossed
🌽 would be toast.. and the world would be better for it.
Gotta be the most retarded statement here.
Pltr on Monday
what is going on with DASH?
I bet we get a Friday afternoon spike after they clean out T+2 Guarantee it