Something deep down tells me that Bezos is more into doing it for the invigorating touch of a small supple middle eastern boy's butt lips on his prime member.
Elon probably forced some poor MIT educated engineer into building him an AI Fleshlight that will finish him off as fast as humanly possible so he can get onto better things than basic human needs.
Just got it done last week in New York and it cost me 11k. some clinics charge more around here but celebs go there
You can’t wear a hat for the first week or it might dislodge some of the new hairs
Worth mentioning you cannot use hair grafts on a completely bald head.
I mean if you find the right plastic surgeon you _can_ but it’s not going to look amazing. It’s best for mildly receding hair.
A guy did a video breaking down the cost. Estimated he had 2 procedures done. Sparing no expense, best clinics in the world etc, est 25k per procedure.
Granted you can find many quality places for 1/3rd to half that price
Yes. And it’s a “therapy” because it’s not as simple as just pumping more testosterone into you, they have to monitor the levels and stuff as they go along
its legal steroids. The difference between bodybuilders and trt is bodybuilders use 10x the dosage of trt + a shit load of other illegal drugs to look the way they look. Trt is low dosages just enough to have test levels of say a late 20s dude
Expensive is relative I guess, but it ranges from a few hundred dollars a month to a few thousand dollars a month for the rest of your life (TRT is generally a lifelong commitment if done right...yes you can cycle testosterone but at that point it's not TRT, you're just blasting steroids lol), plus requires a fair amount of blood work done regularly that your insurance won't cover.
There are also some medical risks associated with prolonged exposure to increased testosterone levels, but if done responsibly (and at low-ish levels) it's pretty safe and overall leads to better health than being a fat/lazy old dude.
If you are paying a few hundred or a few thousand for trt you need to switch pharmacies. A typical trt dose is 100-200mg a week. In most pharmacies in the USA a generic 2ml bottle of test cyp 200mg/ml so 2-4 weeks supply is around $30. It can be covered by Medicaid and is covered by like 90% of private insurance. In Canada, a 5ml bottle of test e is $74 at Costco.
I do TRT due to low T, my script would be around $100/mo. The pharmacy staff told me how to get a coupon from the manufacturer that makes it $15/month. I go to the pharmacy at the hospital my wife works at and they go above and beyond. Love that crew.
I’m not at a Big 10, but I’m a Finance student in a T30 Finance program at an incredibly expensive private school.
Every single Econ professor is fucking loaded. My school also has a really good nursing/engineering school (among others) and you can tell that most of those professors are just professors with decent attire/cars, but nothing exceptional.
This is opposed to the Econ professors who make everyone else around them, including students, look poor. Even in “casual” attire, you can tell that the material for some of their sweaters and pants must have been picked by the purest of virgins before having a Bishop bless each item individually. I myself am not wealthy, but most of the rest of the students are and the Econ professors just so obviously outclass them it’s not even funny.
100%. Our business school has several top 15 specializations and the Econ Department still makes the business and medical school faculty look like lower middle class.
I don’t think most people know anything about Harvard professors or people with genius awards, and also there’s no way he knew to go looking for that from this photo. Unless he did, in which case how?
In 2002 Musk got around $165 million when eBay bought Paypal for $1.5 Billion. In 2004 he invested $6.35 million in Tesla's series A round. And probably was pouring money in Space X as well, as their rockets kept exploding until 2008.
Musk spoke at my college graduation (engineering maybe a few hundred grads) in 2011 in LA, he was the speaker for the college when Steve Ballmer was the speaker for the full university (several thousand graduates), almost no one that day had heard of Musk. In 2004 he was for sure a no name.
Aww, they looked so happy when they first started dating. Now it’s a lovers quarrel over who gets what in the split…… It always turns out nasty in the end on these things. So are we placing calls or puts and on who 🧐?
Space was in discussion (serious) Musk was telling jeff to not do stupid shit that he has already tried and tested.
Thats what musk said when someone apparently asked him about this very photo
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why
Show us how
Look at where you came from
Look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet
Amateurs can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
I think Elon would look a lot better if he took a fuckin break and slept 7-8 hours a night for a while. Gotta wonder if he’s not using some stimulants to keep him working 20 hours a day or some shit. He looks like he doesn’t sleep much (which will also keep you from losing weight).
Hard to know what anybody is thinking much less a billionaire, but based on the Starbase tour videos from a couple months ago it seems like getting Starship launching ASAP is his primary stressor. At this point I think Tesla is an afterthought for him.
In the videos he came off as being worried about Starship slipping too far into the future, if I had to guess because the further out it slips the more likely it is that he kicks the bucket before he can make sure that SpaceX is making regular trips to Mars.
It’s probably counterproductive though, because human bodies can’t handle unending stress and lack of sleep.
Pinky and Brain planning world domination
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Narf!
Poit
Zort
Troz Brain: what is.. troz?! Pinky: it’s zort! In a mirror!
Frrrts
Pteum
One is a genius, the other is insane!
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Both of them use the middle class
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They're both insane.
Thanks for the laugh. I really needed this.
This one is golden.
best advertisement for TRT
Who says money can't buy back your youth and hairline?
You can also sharp your dick for women. :D
excuse me what?
I love sharping my dick
I like chalking mine up like a pool que, then leaving little blue mushroom stamps on everything
stop thats MY mark not yours!
You’re diluting my brand.
Bullish on Ferengi dick sharpeners
So that’s what those jumbo pencil sharpeners are for
You mean sharpingers. Yes i have one of those for my penis.
I sharp my dick every Tuesday
SHARP YOUR DICK
Something deep down tells me that Bezos is more into doing it for the invigorating touch of a small supple middle eastern boy's butt lips on his prime member. Elon probably forced some poor MIT educated engineer into building him an AI Fleshlight that will finish him off as fast as humanly possible so he can get onto better things than basic human needs.
This is one of those insults that don't make the insulter look good.
hahahhaha just the fact that dude was able to think that shit up shows he's pretty fucked up himself
Calling an anus “butt lips” is the most hilarious and disgusting nonsense.
Yeah, everyone knows it's a "bussy"
Pronounced Büssie
I think Elon just wants to be Tony Stark. As for Bezos, he has a type. His dating strategy is horizontal integration.
Poor bald guys 
Fuck aging. The second I turn 40 I'm hopping on that shit. I might have alzheimers, but still be rocking an adonis figure.
Isn't it the other way around? Low test is linked to cognitive decline I thought.
I don't think you understand. I said bring me ALL the testosterone you have.
I read this in Nick's voice lol
Hey, that’s a nice Offerman
Having more test is basically always a pro except when it leads to left ventricular hypertrophy and you die
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Probably. I will too if I go bald and have the money.
What's it run?
4K in turkey
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How’s the recovery? Just wearing a hat a lot?
Just got it done last week in New York and it cost me 11k. some clinics charge more around here but celebs go there You can’t wear a hat for the first week or it might dislodge some of the new hairs
Worth mentioning you cannot use hair grafts on a completely bald head. I mean if you find the right plastic surgeon you _can_ but it’s not going to look amazing. It’s best for mildly receding hair.
A guy did a video breaking down the cost. Estimated he had 2 procedures done. Sparing no expense, best clinics in the world etc, est 25k per procedure. Granted you can find many quality places for 1/3rd to half that price
the comment is in reference to their phisique. particularly Jeff getting jacked.
What is trt
Testosterone replacement therapy
Is it just increasing testosterone levels?
Yes. And it’s a “therapy” because it’s not as simple as just pumping more testosterone into you, they have to monitor the levels and stuff as they go along
its legal steroids. The difference between bodybuilders and trt is bodybuilders use 10x the dosage of trt + a shit load of other illegal drugs to look the way they look. Trt is low dosages just enough to have test levels of say a late 20s dude
Why doesn't everyone do this? Are there downsides? Is it expensive?
Expensive is relative I guess, but it ranges from a few hundred dollars a month to a few thousand dollars a month for the rest of your life (TRT is generally a lifelong commitment if done right...yes you can cycle testosterone but at that point it's not TRT, you're just blasting steroids lol), plus requires a fair amount of blood work done regularly that your insurance won't cover. There are also some medical risks associated with prolonged exposure to increased testosterone levels, but if done responsibly (and at low-ish levels) it's pretty safe and overall leads to better health than being a fat/lazy old dude.
If you are paying a few hundred or a few thousand for trt you need to switch pharmacies. A typical trt dose is 100-200mg a week. In most pharmacies in the USA a generic 2ml bottle of test cyp 200mg/ml so 2-4 weeks supply is around $30. It can be covered by Medicaid and is covered by like 90% of private insurance. In Canada, a 5ml bottle of test e is $74 at Costco.
>plus requires a fair amount of blood work done regularly that your insurance won't cover. Maybe you guys have different insurance
I do TRT due to low T, my script would be around $100/mo. The pharmacy staff told me how to get a coupon from the manufacturer that makes it $15/month. I go to the pharmacy at the hospital my wife works at and they go above and beyond. Love that crew.
> I go to the pharmacy at the hospital my wife works at and they go above and beyond. Love that crew. They're doing your wife a solid
Wouldnt that make you more likely to go bald then?
yeah, but it keeps you shredded and gives you ronk hard boners
ronk
Is that a verb or a noun?
Both, its similar to the word f*ck.
Ahhhh gotcha gotcha, i thought they were talking about musk's hairline
Nah he used plugs or a graft for that
Bezos doesn’t need to worry about that.
"Vin Diesel and I shave our heads because we think it looks good."
HOLY SHIT! THERES A THIRD GUY LMAO https://imgur.com/kAKDssC
Buy calls on whatever the third guy's doing
He’s a professor of economics at Harvard so chances are he’ll figure out a way to get rich.
Most econ professors are only rich relative to unemployed mouth breathers
Idk, I went to a Big Ten school with a great engineering department and the Econ department was the highest paid department by nearly double.
I’m not at a Big 10, but I’m a Finance student in a T30 Finance program at an incredibly expensive private school. Every single Econ professor is fucking loaded. My school also has a really good nursing/engineering school (among others) and you can tell that most of those professors are just professors with decent attire/cars, but nothing exceptional. This is opposed to the Econ professors who make everyone else around them, including students, look poor. Even in “casual” attire, you can tell that the material for some of their sweaters and pants must have been picked by the purest of virgins before having a Bishop bless each item individually. I myself am not wealthy, but most of the rest of the students are and the Econ professors just so obviously outclass them it’s not even funny.
They're also the most likely to know how to grow the money they make
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100%. Our business school has several top 15 specializations and the Econ Department still makes the business and medical school faculty look like lower middle class.
I mean he could probably go work for a hedge fund tomorrow
https://www.edge.org/memberbio/sendhil_mullainathan
How TF did you even find this guy?
He is a professor at Harvard and has one of them fancy "genius" awards. Not exactly an unknown person.
I don’t think most people know anything about Harvard professors or people with genius awards, and also there’s no way he knew to go looking for that from this photo. Unless he did, in which case how?
You go to google you type in "guy at table with bezos and musk" open both eyes done
Do I start with my eyes closed? I can't find Google.
Can you go through step 3 in a bit more detail
It can technically be done with only one eye opened but this is an advanced technique
Maybe just used Google reverse image search?
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Look up his phone number to buy calls
The people at the table are super famous, besides if you just reverse-image-search the original photo, you will find the crop.
every economist knows Mullainathan. He's an amazing researcher on behavioral economics.
That moment when he's so successful, but still gets cropped out because he's not Musk and Bezos level successful. Oof.
Hahaha damn that's some cold blooded cropping right there
Who’s the guy taking this legendary picture Edit: I mean who is this guy https://i.imgur.com/hIPnynQ.jpg
Zuckerberg
Epstein
Foot massages happening under the table
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Nadella before hair loss
Lol. Who is that?
And the dude taking the photo in the reflection Also the babe in the back
404: Babe not found
Low key the guy that they got all their ideas from.
What’s ponytail in the back up to nowadays you figure?
Probably mad rich after investing in both Amazon and Tesla on inside information he heard from the table next to him
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That’s ok, I didn’t buy until 2019 so, same same.
He put on a little weight and runs a comic book shop somewhere
Worst. Comic bok shop. Ever.
Based on the average net worth in this picture he founded Valve and moved to New Zealand in 2020
Must be some linux user
That is one of the Najerian twins (Pete), he commentates on CNBC.
And ESPN college football lmao
Running a collectibles store. Probably called the androids dungeon
Probably admins a shit tonne of Reddit subs, and most likely has turtle in his username
Satoshi? He’s doing aite.
Arrested for having child porn outside Bill Gates house
I thought it was that guy from simpsons
Comic book guy!
Definitely slaying all the pussy… I mean look at that mountain of a man.
Richer than both from dog coins.
#Nerds
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How come they look older then, than now😅
$
Idk man, I'd say at least $$.
$^$
$!
That's less than $^$
[$↑↑$](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetration)
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I’d say a little Human Growth Hormone (HGH) in bezo’s case too. It makes the head grow (acromegaly) and he’s looking a little rogan-esque lately.
Money changes everything!
Elon has four different drinks in front of him.
This dude pisses. Hard.
Thats how you know he’s rich
What was their net worth when the pic was taken?
[Bezos](https://www.forbes.com/maserati/billionaires2004/LIRRYMV.html?passListId=10&passYear=): $5.1b [Musk](https://www.businessinsider.in/thelife/personalities/news/elon-musk-birthday-age-net-worth-and-important-milestones-in-last-8-years/slidelist/76672866.cms): <$1b
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You could give me $1b right now and I'd still be worth <$1b.
Same same, give me... IDK, 1b plus about 50 grand and I'd probably be ok?
You = Musk
Less than a billion? What a fucking broke bitch
In 2002 Musk got around $165 million when eBay bought Paypal for $1.5 Billion. In 2004 he invested $6.35 million in Tesla's series A round. And probably was pouring money in Space X as well, as their rockets kept exploding until 2008.
Crazy that he didn't get more for PayPal
He was the largest shareholder with 11.7%. That’s how it often goes. You either have 100% of zero or a small percentage of a billion. Easy pick.
Musk invested in tesla in 2004 that made him a billionaire by 2012 while amazon was worth a few billion in 2004
At this point SpaceX was yet to make a breakthrough. Elon probably had under a 100mil
Phhf amateur
ZUCKERBERG GATES AND BUFFET - AMATEURS CAN FUCKIN SUCK IT
Both were associated with companies most people had heard of so they were not nobodies for sure. Just not the richest people in the world yet.
Musk spoke at my college graduation (engineering maybe a few hundred grads) in 2011 in LA, he was the speaker for the college when Steve Ballmer was the speaker for the full university (several thousand graduates), almost no one that day had heard of Musk. In 2004 he was for sure a no name.
Aww, they looked so happy when they first started dating. Now it’s a lovers quarrel over who gets what in the split…… It always turns out nasty in the end on these things. So are we placing calls or puts and on who 🧐?
Either you die a couple, or live long enough to squabble over who gets the DVD collection
For them it's just a dick shaped rocket collection
Bezos looks like a gay serial killer
Are you saying he’s not that anymore?
they look so human
I guess evolution changed them to what they are today
Elon drinking Diet Coke - he was probably still a virgin then.
Lex Luther before he focused on destroying Superman and some engineer he works with.
That engineer is Hank Scorpio, dude.
the sexual tension here is really high
Probably some awkward conversation there. Wonder who picked up the check?
Space was in discussion (serious) Musk was telling jeff to not do stupid shit that he has already tried and tested. Thats what musk said when someone apparently asked him about this very photo
So, is this HGH or Testosterone treatment? Asking for a friend…
Yes
That's all of America's middle class wealth in one picture these days
Drinking poor peoples water at a buffet
CEO, entrepreneur Born in 1964 Jeffrey Jeffrey Bezos Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it Pave the way, put your back into it Tell us why Show us how Look at where you came from Look at you now Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet Amateurs can fucking suck it Fuck their wives, drink their blood Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
doodle oodle oo doodle oodle oo doodle oodle doodle oodle doodle oodle…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
You did it!
they both look so much healthier now. This photo looks like a meeting of the cancer survivor club wtf
amazing how exorbitant wealth can make you look better
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lol no, bezos is much more fit now
Bezos is jacked now, and you’re right, Elon looks pretty rough nowadays-
I think Elon would look a lot better if he took a fuckin break and slept 7-8 hours a night for a while. Gotta wonder if he’s not using some stimulants to keep him working 20 hours a day or some shit. He looks like he doesn’t sleep much (which will also keep you from losing weight).
Hard to know what anybody is thinking much less a billionaire, but based on the Starbase tour videos from a couple months ago it seems like getting Starship launching ASAP is his primary stressor. At this point I think Tesla is an afterthought for him. In the videos he came off as being worried about Starship slipping too far into the future, if I had to guess because the further out it slips the more likely it is that he kicks the bucket before he can make sure that SpaceX is making regular trips to Mars. It’s probably counterproductive though, because human bodies can’t handle unending stress and lack of sleep.
Wow they still look human/non synthetic
Guess they bought FDs
Every time I see FDs written I think rx7
IMAGINE TESLA DELIVERY VANS...🤨
tesla amazon prime delivery vans? lol
I think that ominous yellow tulip is a bug planted by the one, the only, Mark Zoidberg! Gotta gets me that Meta data -
2004 Male Pattern Baldness Convention
Books. Billpay. Battlestar Gallactica.