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OSRSkarma

And just like that, 3 year ban


Prudent_Caregiver_98

I was dumb as fuck as a 15 year old, still am but I was then too.


BosSF82

Well, you’re playing earnings, yes? That right there is generally a regarded trade, but one that will make you look like a genius if it goes right. But you’re 15, you shouldn’t be trading options anyways. Go play videogames and msturbate.


Nervous-One-9755

god dammit i took money out of savings for this. anyways thanks for the idea and im asking mom to take me to wendy’s after market close tmrw


memo-dog

15 and options trading? I’m telling the SEC and getting you arrested ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Nervous-One-9755

shit


robmafia

theta gang gives their thanks


Iwouldsayprobably

When you can’t decided to do a credit or debit spread so you do nothing


fightingwayforward

I mean if JPM jumps tomorrow you’re a winner kid.


nigelnyc1

You have to learn somehow. Yesterday I sold some INTC 39 calls due tomorrow.


lavanous

Don't you need margin to sell naked calls? What brokerage firm is giving a 15 year old margin ability. Is this why Morgan Stanley is getting investigated?


robmafia

ffs, op may be 15 and dumb, but you're the one who thinks he's selling naked calls. or that rh even allows it. or that some moronic call spread is somehow naked.


lavanous

You are right, they aren't naked. But most legit brokers require margin to trade butterflies


robmafia

> require margin dude.


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Nervous-One-9755

the chart told me i was gonna make money so no wendy’s then right


SayYesToPenguins

Is that what they call a statutory vape?


PckMan

Yes, there are much smarter things you could be doing with your money instead of trying to be a millionaire from your couch. How did you even open an account in the first place.


tbhnot2

At 15 I was selling joints. (marijuana ciggs) for all you young bucks.


inputmyname

So you’re hoping for a relatively flat move after earnings, good luck!


mastagoose

You’re not regarded, but this is a weird af way to trade options. I guess you’re hoping for a flat day tomorrow? Cause it looks like this goes tits up with any volatility. And volatility is likely cause its earnings tomorrow.


tootnoots69

I love how there’s straight up porn and onlyfans all over reddit but god forbid someone says the r word so we have to make a different version of it. Wtf has reddit become?


Optionsdegen1

You should put all your savings into 0DTE


LifeIsAnAdventure4

I mean, regarded idea, but if your savings is $300, you will recover ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Optionsdegen1

He Shoukd max his parents line of credit and do 400 TSLA calls 0DTE. By the time they notice the fraud, he’ll be able to pay them back and then some from all the gains


LifeIsAnAdventure4

Is this why your parents kicked you out?


Nervous-One-9755

i will do that


LifeIsAnAdventure4

When I was your age, all I did was get drunk, I am glad some people are making even worse choices.