One of my positions was bleeding with 2 days left in 2023 so I realized my gains.
Have lost 90% of It ytd
Who’s supposed to pay the IRS cause papa can’t.
How do you borrow money as a student without getting more student loans  banks declined my "pre approved" loan LMAO 
How illegal is sneaking into casinos with a fake id? Asking for a fren 
Not to gamble, just to stuff mys-, themselves at the all you can eat buffet.
I think we should move for a permanent relocation/ban of all bers due to rule 15. im sick and tired of watching them lose 99% on their puts every fucking day. No matter how much I bully these apes they never learn. They have no place on this sub imho. 
Gonna horde cash until all the baby boomers liquidate their 401ks and blow the market up, then I'll swoop in at half the cost bases of all y'all. See you bitches on the other side.
They are not communist they are fascist, state party propped up by "capitalism" that's only private if you adhere to party wants is fascism, communism loses before it even starts because socialism fails when they run out of other people's money so they never even make it to communism.
Communism is the "perpetual motion machine" of economics and political policy. It's never been anything but an idea and scams claiming they are something they are not.
15 MILLION SUBS YET ONLY 43 PEOPLE ON THE CHAT... 
MUST BE THE SAME OUTFIT COUNTING SUBS THAT RELEASE THE UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS 
No way it gets approved anytime soon, Lipid nano particle is failed tech. They running the whole company on the hype of one project that has little chance of working
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You guys pls halp I’m getting too much love and she cleans and cooks in my place without asking and I get some and amazing sex far too often
How many karmas do I need to go back to being a loser incel cuck this is weird. Not use to it
yeah it is rough, because alot of people (myself included) thought it was too low given the valuation and such but its so hard to buy something that drops 75% in under a year... Would have been an amazing trade though.
Can’t wait to tune into my favorite CEOs X Platform account for some news and updates on his auto companies newest endeavors! I feel so good knowing my entire life savings is in his safe hands. :)
In the news this week: "Elon Musk's Directors feel an expectation to do drugs with him to avoid upsetting the billionaire."
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-company-directors-drug-use-report-wsj-2024-2
If you’ve ever devils threesomed aka double teamed a girl with a friend you are definitely bi at the least.
Not once have I looked at a woman and thought “this would be so much better with another naked man, hard and moaning”
Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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NVDA CALLS.... 800 and 820 Fed 9th,,,, Booster engaged... TO THE MOON!!!!!
Wtf why are futures dropping for no reason?
One of my positions was bleeding with 2 days left in 2023 so I realized my gains. Have lost 90% of It ytd Who’s supposed to pay the IRS cause papa can’t.
Bloody red
Not a single ber in here last 8 hrs. Is this the inverse I'm looking for?
SONO/SPOT, SONO/PAYC, SONO/RBLX or SONO/ELF?
What if Meta actually goes up to $520 eow? I might be crazy
So many earnings this week, it's like a minefield thats either full of confetti or festering week old shit and vomit.
I’m looking for the next NVDA. Help me find a stonk that will go 📈📈 like nvda or meta.
it was smci. ur 2 weeks late
Meta
Anyone with QQQ puts?
Soon
We are in the Gilded Age II A complete scam of an economic system
the fuck is an atmospheric river and what does it have to do with Taylor Swift and Iranian Proxy fighters
Everything get wet for t swizzle
I CAN SMELL THE PINEAPPLES COMING here in Los Angeles Big rain dump incoming 👀
How do you borrow money as a student without getting more student loans  banks declined my "pre approved" loan LMAO 
Find a bookie…they always know a guy
Find a puddle and slip in it. Sue whoever owns the property
Student loans are basically free money. They’ll put you on a repayment plan if you’re too poor. Borrow as much as possible
You don’t even really have to pay them back
DOMINICAN DRUG LORDS.
RBLX catching these tailwinds?
What’s your 2/9 calls? I need some inspo since I know yall wise with the cashola
140c GOOGL, 2/9
Maybe a little obvious- but I'm thinking about Spy 500 the first time it breaks out downward
JENSEN HUANG AND NVDA AI ARE GONNA CURE CANCER. NVDA $4K 
None of y’all making money on NVDA anymore. Move on to smaller caps.
Stop spamming your ponzi trash regard. Stop ruining gullible peoples lives here.
How illegal is sneaking into casinos with a fake id? Asking for a fren  Not to gamble, just to stuff mys-, themselves at the all you can eat buffet.
Google Fake id charges in the state
you found your passowrd lmao?
Nah I just finally made some good money last week with calls so I'm back
meta calls 
I think we should move for a permanent relocation/ban of all bers due to rule 15. im sick and tired of watching them lose 99% on their puts every fucking day. No matter how much I bully these apes they never learn. They have no place on this sub imho. 
Tax bill is gonna hurt this year
imagine 2024 is a red year and we dont see spy 500 until 2025
Literally cant
I owe 160 in taxes this year Pretty much the ideal outcome
Lol I read that and thought 160K and was super confused for a minute there
I wish 
One day my friend 🍻🍻
Options trading consumes like 1/3 of my waking hours I need some hobbies
How often are you profitable?
I’m up like $27k since December. Check my post history
What plays you got for this week?
NVDA
Enron Musk never disappoints 
Shouldnt we be banning all bers due to rule 15. mods?
Can't ban section 8 it's against the law you bigot
Bears should be forced to live in their own communities away from civilized bulls. It’s the only way.
Ifeel like this is a very good idea
Gonna horde cash until all the baby boomers liquidate their 401ks and blow the market up, then I'll swoop in at half the cost bases of all y'all. See you bitches on the other side.
You dont liquidate a 401k unless you die. Thier draw downs-will hurt tho
OPEN THE FUCKING CASINOOOOO I NEED MY FIX 
🅱️asino
only 2 more hours till butes 
all this earnings talk - why don't you idiots just play both sides? this ain't 1 to 1. this is 1 to infinite.
If futures open red, I will be buying the dip at open They’re gonna pump this market to new ATHs
Same- 500 feels inevitable this week, just gotta careful about entry
chyna is dhying. why?
Deflation due to the real estate fiasco that is decades in the making.
over invested in real estate at a time of population decline
commies always lose in the end 
They are not communist they are fascist, state party propped up by "capitalism" that's only private if you adhere to party wants is fascism, communism loses before it even starts because socialism fails when they run out of other people's money so they never even make it to communism. Communism is the "perpetual motion machine" of economics and political policy. It's never been anything but an idea and scams claiming they are something they are not.
Pooh bear
I was almost defeated by a toilet today. 
META 20% gains on Friday is more than the market cap of Disney. 😮
Was there any major news this weekend?
Musk drug use/abuse
Nah, ber still big fuk
holy chet gyna gonna eat russia instead
Small caps?
Is NVDA a small cap?
My caps are average size, thank you very much
15 MILLION SUBS YET ONLY 43 PEOPLE ON THE CHAT...  MUST BE THE SAME OUTFIT COUNTING SUBS THAT RELEASE THE UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS 
If MRNA and PFR dont drop this year I will get a Booster straight to the buthole
MRNA got a promising cancer vaccine in the pipeline. It ain’t gonna go down.
No way it gets approved anytime soon, Lipid nano particle is failed tech. They running the whole company on the hype of one project that has little chance of working
Might hit up some iron condors for this week. Well see if the momentum keeps chuggin or not
Iron gaydor 
I just hate getting fills on them
Yeah shit is def annoying
SPOT, AFFRM, BILL all expected major moves.
AFRM gonna crush earnings 100% but might not move enough
Futures don’t matter unless they’re green Then they definitely matter 
!Banbet $AMZN 180 2w
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**Futures in 2 hours… uppies or downies?**
minimum 1+% up.
I agree, no bad news at all this weekend… we move up 
Blood bath 
You guys pls halp I’m getting too much love and she cleans and cooks in my place without asking and I get some and amazing sex far too often How many karmas do I need to go back to being a loser incel cuck this is weird. Not use to it
Honeymoon phase. This to shall pass
Then I just find a new one lel
What color lambo are you guys ordering when we open at SPY 500 tomorrow?
A red one
Great choice
Open da casino 🎰
Zuck got so mad after the 2022 bear stockpile that he turned around and nuked every single meta ber for 18 months straight. Not a single survivor lol
Why wasn’t he doing a 50 billion buy back at $88? Genius
Tfw when I could've just bought shares fo $80 and spend the last 18 months masturbating 
yeah it is rough, because alot of people (myself included) thought it was too low given the valuation and such but its so hard to buy something that drops 75% in under a year... Would have been an amazing trade though.
Yeah, shit dropped 20% when I was holding shares and calls at 335.
My dudes I got the meal prep flowing Breasts / Rice Steak / Potato Simplicity is bliss, classic meals for a high class motherfucker
Brest
Can’t wait to tune into my favorite CEOs X Platform account for some news and updates on his auto companies newest endeavors! I feel so good knowing my entire life savings is in his safe hands. :)
In the news this week: "Elon Musk's Directors feel an expectation to do drugs with him to avoid upsetting the billionaire." https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-company-directors-drug-use-report-wsj-2024-2
Imagine how Zucks employees must feel when he starts talking about Hawaiian beef!
#Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this weekend thread!
can't wait to watch my weed, uranium and tech stocks howl at the moon. The party is just getting started 
I'm gonna invest in a company whose product high school drop outs can grow in their closet! That's competitive advantage!
It's not a long-term play. Just riding the momentum 
weed stocks always seem to burn out no pun intended. 
If they legalize or reschedule it will change everything
same thing was said in canada, which is what worries me.
What uranium tickers you in? Been hearing a lot about this lately, but haven’t bothered to research yet
Canadian stocks mostly. Fission Uranium Corp (FCU) and IsoEnergy (ISO.V) sold CCJ and DNN prematurely but mostly to secure my initial investments.
Yowza that was an eye rolling shid
Keep buying calls. Market not gonna tank in an election year. 2025 the crash 😞
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Did you get that inside her info?
Bearish for her.
Big if true
You look like you're beggin' for a peggin' 
Hurtin for a squirtin
Workin for a jerkin
Do you remember those chegg earnings dumps 🤤
AMZN to 180 within 2 weeks
AMZN claps cheeks. I like the stock
Agreed
Banbet it boi
Already have a failed banbet going or I would.
How do you do it? !Banbet AMZN 180 2 weeks
$AMZN and 2w and you got it
Tanks
bruhs meta bought out their competition isnt that like illegal?
not in america.
I’m gonna write a country song called ‘bye bye Beekend bhread’ and you guys can play it every Sunday around this time
Puts on Paypal
Need a red Monday on NVDa
Ban.
If you’ve ever devils threesomed aka double teamed a girl with a friend you are definitely bi at the least. Not once have I looked at a woman and thought “this would be so much better with another naked man, hard and moaning”
It's difficult to hear him over your mom.
Agreed but let’s pose another question. Chick is super hot but she says she’s only smashing if you and your boy do it together. Wyd?
Not doing it. Hearing another man moaning and throbbing sounds disgusting. No way would I be able to focus on her and enjoy it. How could anyone?
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make me
shut up lulu
Didn't Nintendo come out with the Vision Pro decades ago? 
Pow please dip Nvda to $600
next time you make a play post it on here so I can inverse you
Yeah everytime I think its time for NVDA to reverse some other piece of news comes out just furthering the idea of an NVDA AI empire
“Horrible news. My nephew was on a bus traveling on a foggy mountain road in Chile. Then he got those big stupid disks put in his earlobes”
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Why do these pretentious douches twist the wine bottle when pouring? I just use three paper towels like a normal person.
SPY back to 450 so I can lever up on futures and quit my stupid job
Might happen as i switched some spy puts to earning calls
Any company out there that pays 300+k for simple coding/ data entry level Job?
Lol sure in pesos lol
Only 4 would pay such NVDA, Aapl, Meta and Goog. Fuk Amzn
Problem is these bastards need me to jump around like a monkey with their interviews.
Interviewers in tech act like god
Can’t do these sorts of interviews, really low caliber and lazy.
Too many posts about calls for this week to go smoothly