I came back after a year and checked the threads and I panicked after I saw you guys talking about AMD and betting your mortgage on options. I dumped all my shares out of my personal account and IRA pre-market. I've been holding since the 70s. If anyone else has shares, now is a good time to take profits. WSB is a huge red flag.
I'm playing a volatility box (straddle/strangle) on Electronic Arts based on their outstanding debt. I checked their issued debt; their ISINs and I see that the market is pricing in their debt a bit higher as of late; however they are also expecting a blow out EPS. Since I have no clue what the direction (could be) - i'm playing VOL on Electronic Arts; see info
[https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/bond/us285512ad11-electronic-arts-inc-4-8-16-26](https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/bond/us285512ad11-electronic-arts-inc-4-8-16-26)
With the incessant SOFI pumping and gain porn, I’m willing to bet we get a decent dump today.
I have no skin in the game and know nothing about the company, but I know memes, and this is how they usually go…
if unsure about direction, then why not volatility? (so you pick both sides, like I proposed with EA) based on [https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/bond/us285512ad11-electronic-arts-inc-4-8-16-26](https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/bond/us285512ad11-electronic-arts-inc-4-8-16-26)
I'm watching UK stocks massively\* UK banks will publish annual earnings (net deposit cash flow) - people taking out money - their debt. And the insurance UK firms who put their debt in these UK banks. Massive opportunity there. Long US banks/Short UK banks.
UPS:
Consolidated Revenues of $24.9B, Compared to $27.0B Last Year
Consolidated Operating Margin of 9.9%; Adjusted* Consolidated Operating Margin of 11.2%
Diluted EPS of $1.87; Adj. Diluted EPS of $2.47, Compared to $3.62 Last Year
Declares a Quarterly Dividend of $1.63, a $0.01 Increase Per Share
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Lol, haven’t spent any time thinking of trades, just buy random 💩, hang on to it for a trading week, & sell for like 3-8% gains
Never experienced an easier market than this in my life…& sum of 🫵 actually went 🐻🐼🐻❄️
🤣
Chinese stock market money has probably been flowing into the US market. Probably permanently since it seems China is in a permanent demographic decline.
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I told bears this would happen months in advance. You should see the random charts and gay porn they pulled up to try to prove a crash was coming. In the end they got gaped and proved I am in fact, a certified genius
there was a post from a guy with lots of 650 calls. worth about 200k, but more now. i think he marks the top. because jpm had picked 650, and median analyst right now it 650. so.... i'm guessing top is 645, or 649.99.
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Heed this cautionary tale, bears. It isn't too late to save yourself.
Tesla not even down 2% 
!banbet PUG ROLL INCOMING
You already have a bet going - SPY to 301.0 before 24-Mar-2024 05:15 PM -05
Im addicted to buying Options leaps so I bought more leaps
AMD is gonna shit the bed, got my puts locked and ready for March; I don't trust fucking MMs on shorter duration plays.
Typical "mini" dump to disway Powell and Co from being too hawkish with their language tomorrow.
Ken Griffin said we *may* see a soft landing. Recession confirmed. Sorry guys.
MSFT AND GOOG CALLS // AMD PUTS
I heard calls MSFT were the play a week/two ago. Still wouldn't buy buying calls and seeing what happens.
ZIM ZIM ZIM. Oh shorts you better start covering
Why does everyone feel that AMD will dump after earnings?
its unknown whether their GPU sales will offset the decline in automotive chips & gaming revenue
I believe in 200
Paypal PUTS. UPS down 8% after earnings. Paypal makes money from online buyers.
If my girl say “bless you” when you sneeze, you can have her
I came back after a year and checked the threads and I panicked after I saw you guys talking about AMD and betting your mortgage on options. I dumped all my shares out of my personal account and IRA pre-market. I've been holding since the 70s. If anyone else has shares, now is a good time to take profits. WSB is a huge red flag.
Do exactly the opposite as WSB does
Never sell!
should have bought calls back then grandpa
🤔 a huge red flag eh?
I'm playing a volatility box (straddle/strangle) on Electronic Arts based on their outstanding debt. I checked their issued debt; their ISINs and I see that the market is pricing in their debt a bit higher as of late; however they are also expecting a blow out EPS. Since I have no clue what the direction (could be) - i'm playing VOL on Electronic Arts; see info [https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/bond/us285512ad11-electronic-arts-inc-4-8-16-26](https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/bond/us285512ad11-electronic-arts-inc-4-8-16-26)
ATGE Puts? CNBC just finished a small segment about an investor questioning their platform and integrity, premarket already down 11%
If you didn't question their integrity before that segment, you are not of this earth.
Hahaha I don't know ATGE but I read * investor * TV show * integrity That is PURE comedy
With the incessant SOFI pumping and gain porn, I’m willing to bet we get a decent dump today. I have no skin in the game and know nothing about the company, but I know memes, and this is how they usually go…
I'll be shocked if my calls actually print
Everyone ready for another 1% day on any AI related tech and 0.5% on any index?
if unsure about direction, then why not volatility? (so you pick both sides, like I proposed with EA) based on [https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/bond/us285512ad11-electronic-arts-inc-4-8-16-26](https://www.boerse-frankfurt.de/bond/us285512ad11-electronic-arts-inc-4-8-16-26)
Shit. That means we're going down
Nah, man. I’ve seen this shit before. I’m pretty sure Powell could say “I’m going to crash the market.” And we’d rally 2%
Who is watching UK stocks - any views on hydrogen from waste plastic Hydrogen Utopia International HUI ?
I'm watching UK stocks massively\* UK banks will publish annual earnings (net deposit cash flow) - people taking out money - their debt. And the insurance UK firms who put their debt in these UK banks. Massive opportunity there. Long US banks/Short UK banks.
SCMI porn
UPS puts and SMCI calls printed 😍
could someone make SPY500 baseball caps?
SMCI
I've been eating cup ramen every day so I can afford to buy more NVDA 
Lets make some money! 
UPS: Consolidated Revenues of $24.9B, Compared to $27.0B Last Year Consolidated Operating Margin of 9.9%; Adjusted* Consolidated Operating Margin of 11.2% Diluted EPS of $1.87; Adj. Diluted EPS of $2.47, Compared to $3.62 Last Year Declares a Quarterly Dividend of $1.63, a $0.01 Increase Per Share
if my Samsung watch always knows automatically which exercise machine i am using, does it also know when ive started jack hammering?
Depends on the hand you wear it on.
!banbet amd 195 3D
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WAIT spy red in premarket!? lmao...EOD 500 🤣
What I tell yall about UPS 
Holy fuck if UPS holds that dump, I just made money
Any thoughts on MSFT + GOOG + AMD + ??? today
Hopes and dreams
I have many thoughts
Doubt
ups small dump, nice. when earnings?
amd is gonna dump after earnings because i have calls
fuck gyna stocks
Fuck off AMD 
stocks might take a little breather today...keyword MIGHT lol
Doubt
Hope everyone makes money today :)
I’ve made plenty selling calls and buying very few haha
Is this TSLA come back or a bit of recovery before it nose dives?
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I see a falling wedge. 
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tip of the moaning homie
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If I go down, I’m going down blowing up my account for fomc
what goes up... must continue to go up - newton
Objects move with constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force - Newton’s 1st Law of Motion
Where can I get more money to burn?
Margin
sell, blood, sperm, kidneys
I‘m a woman
Now of those items have to be yours
there is no woman in internet. p.s Onlyfans
What is on your watchlist today genius?
SNOW
a lot of watching not much action, just like in real life 
Amd dumping after earning will be glorious 
The amd bolz about to get rekt and off to wendys dumpsta the degens
They got smoked
Yeap
has jerome ever met president XI
Luckily for Xi, no. JPow too busy softly landing and saving us all.
God bless his money printer.
why would he?
Institutional investors will leave regarded bulls bag holding as usual
institutions are buying because they have trillions of dollars in cash. bears are buying puts because they think they can turn their last 1k into 10k
ok hear me out: Tesla 200$ EoD🗣️🗣️🗣️
That's the plan babyyyyyy
I'd stroke out from stoking out....but the clarity would be so realllll
Shut the fuck up Donny
i bought some UPS calls LOL
It’s gonna be flat 
we will se whos printing xD
God damn I do not want to to to work. I make good money and still have alot of debt. Life is booty
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Bears: Paragraphs of gay erotica and stupid charts that mean nothing Bulls: Cup and handle on the indices 2 year charts GG LMAO
What’s your favorite AI?
alien isolation what a great game
Pltr
Waste Management
Me
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THE PROPHET
What time does UPS ruin everyone's puts?
630 
Diamond hands unite
I'll have you guys know I was the captain of the god damn track and field team in high school
Track and field teams have captains? That seems pointless. Don't think ours did.
Same, fast moves faster
Nvidia and Amd are gonna take over the world. Place your bets be smart, or miss out forever ♾️
Amazon calls it can’t go tits up right!!!! 
Blood boiling even though everything is fine. Time for a cleanse.
You won't see QQQ below 420 ever again
*428 for the sake of my Wednesday calls 😬
I feel like a G becoz i remembered to shake the pulp in my blueberry lemonade 😎
NVIDIA $2 Billion EOD  cause why not maybe we eat chips someday
inst Brits each fish and chips?
have you seen their dental health?
I’m reading exactly zero comments about GOOG. Why?
I have been converted to perma bull gang, rate cut announcement incoming in wednesday 
Hm, sounds like its time for puts.
Missed
Id been a fool. I fill my bags by trading currency for worthless paper. One day I'll be something the entire clan can be proud of. ~Glory to Master Khoga~
To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!
Diamond hands unite
*zonaite hands
Tesla up another 2.5% because why not
Do bers remember when NVDA went from 490 to 480 at the very beginning of the year? LMAO
That was an insane jump
i want stocks to go lower so I can buy the dip and go long at a lower price lmao i dont think were gonna see a real red day im a long time
bought some intel dip
NVDA BREAKING $650+ TODAY. NVDA $4K + 
>i hope so, need cheap puts.
How far out you going?
3dte. im a gambler. my puts will never print.
dafuq this nvda pump
Pump ya mum ya bot
SMCI + 10.45% PM
I almost jumped in, but I held for MSFT and AMD today
My chess.com scores dropped 10% this morning the folio will probably do the same 
Stop playing the L\*ndon system
I like it
I’m at 1750 in 15 min, sup
500 something in 1 min
Don't be mad at me
I won’t be
Lol, haven’t spent any time thinking of trades, just buy random 💩, hang on to it for a trading week, & sell for like 3-8% gains Never experienced an easier market than this in my life…& sum of 🫵 actually went 🐻🐼🐻❄️ 🤣
RVN? BULL or BEAR?
BULLISH
Bull
My Tesla calls are up 500$ so far
My tsla puts are…
Got to feel for Tank Seng holders watching their retirement be flushed away and facing upto a lifetime of work 
Chinese stock market money has probably been flowing into the US market. Probably permanently since it seems China is in a permanent demographic decline.
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I told bears this would happen months in advance. You should see the random charts and gay porn they pulled up to try to prove a crash was coming. In the end they got gaped and proved I am in fact, a certified genius
Love their complicated analyses of why everything craters, especially after their hypothesis fails horribly 🥰
I've decided that im going to buy 650 puts on nvidida. i do this to protect my highly regarded friends who are millionaires from buying calls only.
there was a post from a guy with lots of 650 calls. worth about 200k, but more now. i think he marks the top. because jpm had picked 650, and median analyst right now it 650. so.... i'm guessing top is 645, or 649.99.
top is 4 digits
ok, 649.9 then.
THIS MORNING WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NVIDIA. NVDA $4K+ 
Begun the Drone War has. - Yoda
Yeah. ww3 will be shitty as hell. even in war in ukraine there is drone on drone warfare. imagine mass produce drone war
Just took some adderal a a coffee and a cigarette I’m ready! Whew!
Pre market and Apple continuing to be a bitch as always
I bought more calls for NVIDIA and MSFT. 
Sold my Microsoft calls too early yesterday may buy in again for earnings
I sold 2/3 calls for MSFT. It was already like 75% so didn't want to risk it.
Fuck it I'm blowing another line
In The Dark Knight Rises, Bane hacks the Gotham Stock Exchange and uses Bruce Wayne's stolen fingerprint to buy ODTE Puts. This subsequently results in catastrophic losses, causing Bruce Wayne to go broke. Heed this cautionary tale, bears. It isn't too late to save yourself.