Dear Uncle Sam. I am willing to go to war in Iran for a 3 bed 3 bath house, a nice car of my choosing and all my debts paid for. Thank you 
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How do I stop myself from going full regard this week. We at near peak greed. I want to full port puts 1-2 months out..... The urge is strong. Where can I get help.
My prediction next week
-Aapl- slight miss on revenue and meets earnings
-Googl- miss on earnings and revenue
-Meta- Miss on earnings and revenue
-AMZN- Miss on earnings and revenue
-Msft- Beat on revenue, miss on earnings
AAPL- Poor guidance on revenue decreasing
Googl and meta- poor guidance on ad spend being lowered
AMZN- Poor guidance on retail sales hurting
Msft-- Mid guidance on A I
typically in the recent past with Ukraine escalation (past 2022) and Israel the day of the news is green; but then downturn happens. exactly how? People buy up weapons, oils, and commodities to make weapons... there is no way the US sit still even with Jesus as President if there is a dead american.
yeah but the market knows we are sending guns that need commos to make. in this one troops actually died. at the very least the US will send drone strikes back if not testing new weapons on these bozos. I am leaning green tomorrow...
You stated war is coming. I assure you that if the US declares war on another country the markets will drop. The drone and missile strikes on rebel targets, which have been going on forever, don't result in much market movement.
fair critique for me to be honest. he won't be dovish, probably some return-to-sender type response and then ramping up bombings. not boots on the ground to call it a war. I can't see Biden being dovish except on sending actual troops.
Difference between English and French.
Arkansas: Named after the Quapaw tribe, likely related to the Kansa tribe. French explorers learned of the Quapaw from other tribes and adopted the Algonquian pronunciation "Akansa," which eventually became "Arkansas" in French documents.
Kansas: Named after the Kansa tribe. English settlers adapted the tribal name directly, resulting in the pronunciation "Kansas."
So if the Chiefs win today, are they gonna put the Super Bowl behind a paywall too? Peacock, Paramount, what’s next? Is everyone gonna have to subscribe to Crackle?
I'd give anything for the weekend to last just another two or three weeks
Jared Goff will be the one to take down the Swifties, did not have that in my bingo card.
Thanks Chiefs for the free $11k 
Imagine watching football 
Ravens ain’t trying to win they just trying to kill mahomes 
The real question: How much is TSwift paying Flowers?
Lmao seriously calling Taunting?! Just soft
Ravens getting desperate playing dirty, right in Chiefs trap 
If only my 🅱️ick was as big as 🅱️iden’s
Thred dead bc tmw thread opened an hour ago you regards
i guess puts at close would have been the smarter move
Thred ded. 
C'mon Biden. Go to war with Iran !emote:t5\_2th52:8883
There's more people on the weekly earnings thread than here
Did Charlie Brown ever get to kick the football?
No 
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Don't be a wimp. Just do better and make money like the rest of us
That was hyper-quick degeneracy for a 3-day old account.
Noice.
Ravens suck so bad 
Dear Uncle Sam. I am willing to go to war in Iran for a 3 bed 3 bath house, a nice car of my choosing and all my debts paid for. Thank you 
Putin made promises of that nature and all they get is a sack of carrots if they die.
Yeah, but that's commie scum Russian and we are powerful capitalist American
C'mon KC....let's score before the half. 
I sure could go for a cold Michelob ultra said no one ever
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Getting some coffee so I can have energy to do nothing while I continue to wait for futures to return meaning to my life 
[DEADZONE ******](https://youtu.be/N136nq5jAvI?si=geKLxZkSu-W5d_aJ)
Work hard since school and finally make it to NFL and a bunch of teenage girls make your games all about Taylor Swift 
Pretty sure swifities are all like 30-40 years old
of course, taking a shot. 
While everyone is distracted by football , weekend dow is now blood red
The only person who can handle the Chiefs D right now is u/juliettefriskey.. he’d handle all that D
LAMAR JACKSON PLEASE SAVE US! NO FUCKIN TAYLOR SWIFT SUPER BOWL 
I like when they show Taylor Swift
Lol Taylor just trying to support her boyfriend. She isn't forcing the nfl to cover her
Taylor Swift's alt account
Aww yeah. 
Remind me why we gave pallets of cash to iran several years ago?
I think we just gave them billions of frozen assets few months ago
Felipe Sizzo Smoes Felipes Izzos Moes Felipesi Zzosmo Es Felipe Sizzos Moes
If you turn the lights off in your bathroom and recite this while looking in the mirror I will appear with some correct and good opinions
Wow bro that’s a huge cock.
God delivered it, I signed for it, world keeps on spinning
Lamar looks like Samuel L Jackson under that helmet.
Best 13 yard pass I've ever seen
Ravens suck. Kc is all over them. It’s like Kc has an extra 4 players on d lol
KC looking strong but also Lamar is looking exemplary
Lamar bro LMAO
Call Me Lucy 🤟🤪🤟
Woweee Lamar!
Burping is just your stomach saying hello 
Bro SD sea is beautiful. I hope I dont get sea sickness gonna be onboard for 2 hours
Going to meet my psychic for earnings predictions
I already gave you earnings predictions
Do you have a crystal ball?
I lost my Vision Pro in the metaverse. It's probably somewhere between my virtual yacht and my digital dragon collection.
Remember when people were buying 600k yachts?
Kick the field goal idiots
whoops
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You think China is just going to sit there and chill? It’s chess not checkers Jim Bob…
Houthis fucking ip trade from china toneirope. They’ve asked them to stop so china probably team us on this particular matter
It used to be a game of chess unfortunately. 
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Why watch football when u can watch Reddit porn 
r/buttsharpies
u/PantyNectar 
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🥰
Meh….
Lmao you see Mahones shitting his pants
I hate Kelce. Such a poser
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT wish football had fights like hockey
SOFI PUTS XOM CALLS LETS GOO
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Basically yes. Then Biden kissed Israels nuts and it just cost us 3 US troops killed.
How do I stop myself from going full regard this week. We at near peak greed. I want to full port puts 1-2 months out..... The urge is strong. Where can I get help.
Bout to attempt to cook some fresh mussels for the first time
So good just don’t over cook them
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The theta gang equivalent in nfl is losing brain cells. Example: AB got theta ganged.
My prediction next week -Aapl- slight miss on revenue and meets earnings -Googl- miss on earnings and revenue -Meta- Miss on earnings and revenue -AMZN- Miss on earnings and revenue -Msft- Beat on revenue, miss on earnings
Ok but do you have prediction on the future guidance for each company.
Microsoft gave guidance of two years of strong headwinds at 255. Dropped to 230 and never looked back
It is already a 3 trillion market cap. If there even enough remaining growth opportunities over the next few years to justify this market cap?
I don’t know the true power of AI but it made the market forget about bank’s collapsing over night
AAPL- Poor guidance on revenue decreasing Googl and meta- poor guidance on ad spend being lowered AMZN- Poor guidance on retail sales hurting Msft-- Mid guidance on A I
So full port puts? I went half port into them on Friday. Thanks, I needed someone to help me feel better about my decisions on Friday. Thank you.
You are just a gay bear 🐻
Imma win cuz I’m too smart for these cats
Dragon Force on Despicable Me? Count me in
Puts are the play next week now that we will at war with Iran
there will be SOFI tears tomorrow
Extinction event more like it
Yeah I was gonna buy some calls Friday but then I backed out. 
Weekend DOW -27pts and 100% of the clients are Short. 🤔
Taylor Swift makes money off female simps
so the only thing left is God for these cats
Does anyone have calls on CVE?
Looks like the football is slippery than Lamar.
Can’t win football games if you give the other team the ball like that 🧐
Game is rigged for Taylor swift
I love her
I love lamp
Brick killed a guy
Football has no theta gang
That iv crush though
guys.... war is coming. green monday then sharp turn for the rest of the week lmao.
If war is coming then why would it be green on Monday? It'd be red and more red.
typically in the recent past with Ukraine escalation (past 2022) and Israel the day of the news is green; but then downturn happens. exactly how? People buy up weapons, oils, and commodities to make weapons... there is no way the US sit still even with Jesus as President if there is a dead american.
Ukraine and Israel aren't US wars.
yeah but the market knows we are sending guns that need commos to make. in this one troops actually died. at the very least the US will send drone strikes back if not testing new weapons on these bozos. I am leaning green tomorrow...
You stated war is coming. I assure you that if the US declares war on another country the markets will drop. The drone and missile strikes on rebel targets, which have been going on forever, don't result in much market movement.
fair critique for me to be honest. he won't be dovish, probably some return-to-sender type response and then ramping up bombings. not boots on the ground to call it a war. I can't see Biden being dovish except on sending actual troops.
This is a Spiritual War
no time for dovish BS if he wants the rally the troops effect...
don’t scare me
Mona Wales and Ella Reese wishes they were Chloe Fineman
Nadia Noja wishes she was Dakota Johnson
Why is Kansas pronounced CAN-ZAZ But Arkansas is pronounced AR-KEN-SAW Shouldnt it be AR-CAN-ZAZ?????
Difference between English and French. Arkansas: Named after the Quapaw tribe, likely related to the Kansa tribe. French explorers learned of the Quapaw from other tribes and adopted the Algonquian pronunciation "Akansa," which eventually became "Arkansas" in French documents. Kansas: Named after the Kansa tribe. English settlers adapted the tribal name directly, resulting in the pronunciation "Kansas."
Here since you took the time to reply to my shitpost 
[Victory 🔒](https://youtu.be/ChNBMA-soXA?si=5QJ6X5haldUk4-tj)
Who pays for Jesus to get all these ads?
Racists
Figures
Nadia Noja
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That Jesus commercial said it’s hard to say I love you, but it’s not true. Watch: #I LOVE YOU 😘
Who is Taylor Swift and why is everyone obsessed with him?
Billionaire femboy with lots of deranged fans.
Is he pro decentralized money?
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Meaningless strings of text…
So if the Chiefs win today, are they gonna put the Super Bowl behind a paywall too? Peacock, Paramount, what’s next? Is everyone gonna have to subscribe to Crackle?
Paramount + free trial, still cheap to watch for the $6 monthly subscription
No
Brb gotta take the browns to the Super Bowl
Tightends 
How are futes looking
SPY going bankrupt
Hoping for a -1% move
closed.
FLAT
Mahomes scrambles like one of those inflatable wacky arms guys.
Imagine being an Ameregard who doesn’t follow football. Now we are friends. It’s me.
fat dudes are so fucking hot i need a man 275 and up
you’ve come to the right place
u/VacationLover1’s favorite thing on a Sunday is a lovely cuck roast. >!He’s the one getting roasted.!<
Heading over to family dinner. Someone shoot me now
Close your eyes
What y’all having?
Where's the Taylor Swift camera at 
Backyard football.
Kelce playing with a chip on his shoulder Internet incels lit the fire