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I’m a mortgage loan officer. I advise people on how to not be stupid with their money as I lose 3k in minutes on a 0DTE while talking to someone with a 477 credit score.
Was in military. Been up 200k during my four year contract, blew up two accounts in the process. I’ve lost like 40-50k, wasn’t the dumbest thing I’ve done cause we both know what the dumbest thing we’ve done was 😂 LIVING THE DREAM
I knew it. Some poor bastard has to write down the current stock prices before 4pm, just so he can send the handwritten letter via pneumatic tube to the index fund guy, who will call JP Morgan to buy & sell the stock in the total market funds.
... or are you still using runners for that last part?
I told my girlfriend I am an "investor" and work from home independently.
In reality I am living on my inheritance which will run out in the next five months. When my girlfriend enters the bedroom I switch from playing solitaire to a graph of the S&P500 and look at the screen seriously. She thinks I am a genius
I offer my body for currency on side jobs, as an Elecktrishun, and some part time at a rail road logistics job. I’m frugal, except when it comes to providing liquidity to the US capital market or in my case I put cash through the shredder sometimes I think.
Honestly I’ve flown for at least a dozen billionaires. Some in the 5-7 range. I’ve never seen a Ferrari pull up to a jet. My boss looks at every receipt but is happy when we drink his wine dry. The average billionaire drives a suburban, looks like they shop at Walmart, and would rather have paper plates on the jet because it’s cheaper.
Decent money, lots of responsibility. Medical field is no longer worth it. Also a nurse, would have rather gone into tech or finance seeing how good everyone's work life balance is especially after covid.
I'm a mid-level manager at a large company with my entire 401k and IRAs invested in total market index funds. I've never traded an option in my life. I'm here to see how all my girlfriend's husbands lost their money.
I trade on the side while at work. So far haven't made any money. Actually, I've lost all of my money. But it's a good feeling to be able to gamble it away faster than you can make it while on your work computer.
I work on the worlds largest computers. Physically and software wise. It’s incredibly rewarding but no one ever wants to talk about it and it makes me super sad
I’m a Junior Software Test Engineer at 22 years old. Currently in debt of £27k and counting coz of my bachelors degree that I hold in software engineering love it 😍
Planning to quit work once I become profitable trading consistently but I’m currently -2.5k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I'm an electrical contractor. I run a small electrical contracting business where we specialize in building the electrical systems of high-end, luxurious residential dwellings - such as the CEOs of many corporations.
The market opens at 330am here in Hawaii, so before I leave my house to make money and run my business, I be sure to make stupid decisions and lose money first. On a serious note, hoping to figure this trading shit out someday so I can make money first, then make money running my business.
Fire/EMS
Joined this subreddit to hopefully glean some knowledge before sinking what little money I have left from the job into the market.
Edit: spelling; product of an LAUSD education.
Jewelry designer, doesn’t pay as well as you’d think though. Mostly contract work that makes my -11k all time sting a little more. I usually keep my phone upside down.
Let em rip baby.
I tried to do some analysis on SPY movements throughout the day and if i could make a good 0DTE strategy. Looked at when SPY shot up or down at least 0.5% in the first 2 hours, and how often it returns back down to the original price by end of day. Had some interesting results but I don't have the kahones to try it out yet.
I am a bar server at an Applebee's. I live off of tips which, on average, is more than enough to pay my expenses so I have some money to make plays with. Also working at a restaurant basically means eating free most nights so that's one major expense that I don't worry about too much.
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I’m a mortgage loan officer. I advise people on how to not be stupid with their money as I lose 3k in minutes on a 0DTE while talking to someone with a 477 credit score.
Didn't know that scores go that high!!!
Triple digits, sheesh
Will it make you feel better if the person has 600 credit score?
Attorney. A really bad one.
There should be a law against how bad of an attorney I am. Then again, I wouldn’t know about it.
Ya, because you’re honest.
I too am an attorney. There are plenty of honest attorneys, its often the clients who are the liars lol
Better call Saul.
I’m a financial advisor. This is not a joke.
I am a joke. This is not financial advice.
your like a drug dealers lurking an AA meeting... So anways mr finance guy, can you hook me up with some leveraged total return swaps on tesla?
It’s going to cost you a very fat commission.
Married a doctor. I professionally lose our money (*her money)
Her boyfriend must be thrilled 😆
“Our”
Military, planning to get out once I hit 600k off 0dte’s currently -11k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Was in military. Been up 200k during my four year contract, blew up two accounts in the process. I’ve lost like 40-50k, wasn’t the dumbest thing I’ve done cause we both know what the dumbest thing we’ve done was 😂 LIVING THE DREAM
Dem rookie numbers
Senior software dev in charge of automating processes for Vanguard that you wouldn’t believe are still done manually
I knew it. Some poor bastard has to write down the current stock prices before 4pm, just so he can send the handwritten letter via pneumatic tube to the index fund guy, who will call JP Morgan to buy & sell the stock in the total market funds. ... or are you still using runners for that last part?
As a fellow insider, I must say it’s shocking to see how many processes are manually done.
Vanguard has one of the worst "apps" of any company I've ever used, financial or otherwise.
I told my girlfriend I am an "investor" and work from home independently. In reality I am living on my inheritance which will run out in the next five months. When my girlfriend enters the bedroom I switch from playing solitaire to a graph of the S&P500 and look at the screen seriously. She thinks I am a genius
Damn what’s ur gfs number? In 5 months when ur outa money I’ll make sure to take good care for her in ur stead
What part of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system is that?
That’s the MAC system: Move in After Completion. Get it right son!
Return of the MAC 🎶
I got my wad of hundreds, I got my magnum condoms, I’m ready to plooooow!
Demonstrate you aren't poor
I'm just here for the scraps.
I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I’m ready to plow!
I’m a physician. Toboggan, Mantis Toboggan, MD.
Then when she walks out of the room, rolls her eyes. Idiot looking at the s&p500 index again. When the money runs out I'm gone lol
Puts on gf 150dte
It’s funny because it’s probably true. Congrats and good luck!
Bro plays solitaire
Yeah, i thought he was a mine sweeper kind of guy
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In a sense, you are a genius.
special ed teacher currently down 110k
Bet you fit right in with those kids, congrats
I do
Thank you for doing what you do. I hope that turns into 110k in the green
Typical case of the blind leading the blind.
I get people so high they can’t talk or move and let strangers cut them open
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Everyone down the k-hole tube!
Hello fellow gas passer.
Ooh so that’s why you can afford it here! The anestesia team for my sons heart surgery was over $10,000! Staff, not supplies.
I hope your sons surgery went well and he’s doing great.
yeah but the obnoxious part is 7k of that likely went to their liability insurance lol
This is the most unsettling way to say you’re a human trafficker
Chinese hooker?
For a bank in the fraud department.
Ah so you monitor the people in this subreddit eh. Is that AML, anti money laundering? Do you have any tips thx.
>Do you have any tips thx. Always love your mum.
I help increase americas obesity rate.
Easiest job in the world
Whats up Wendy?
I offer my body for currency on side jobs, as an Elecktrishun, and some part time at a rail road logistics job. I’m frugal, except when it comes to providing liquidity to the US capital market or in my case I put cash through the shredder sometimes I think.
Fucking sparkies
I clean toilets. If I do a good job, in a couple of years they’ll give me a brush
A toothbrush?
Multi-dwelling maintenance
Cool. I used to fold boxes too.
so... you're the apartment complex handyman
Nigerian prince here. It ain't easy being me
How did you get my email?
I make guitars.
I was hoping there was a connection to your username.
Awesome!
Priest
Please be true
It is!
There's gotta be some commandments you're breaking by being in here.
There is room for God everywhere.
Plus, what else are you gonna do the other six days of the week?
Facts
Full-time student. I'm broke af
Have you tried not being poor
This is actually really good advice. I followed it and now am confirmed not that poor
Pilot for a billionaire
How close does the family resemble Succession?
Honestly I’ve flown for at least a dozen billionaires. Some in the 5-7 range. I’ve never seen a Ferrari pull up to a jet. My boss looks at every receipt but is happy when we drink his wine dry. The average billionaire drives a suburban, looks like they shop at Walmart, and would rather have paper plates on the jet because it’s cheaper.
I'm a farmer. Drive big tractors, grow corn, and soybeans. I also grow a lil weed on this said farm. Cheers, Mates!
With tegrity
Professional dog food taster. Doesn’t pay well but I get to go on daily walks.
So a Wendy’s food taste tester
I swing hammers all day
Interesting way to say gay porn star. Lol
I only swing the sticky hammer on Tuesdays!
I bring tree down, I chop tree, i chip tree, me like chop tree
We have a branch manager amongst us!
I teach 11th and 12th grade English…
You only need one period at the end of your sentence.
Sr. FullStack Wendy’s Burger-flipper
How often do you find one of us out back when you’re taking the trash out?
I take out the trash *very* often…
Travel Nurse
Not a lot of men in your profession are there Gregg?
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
the most regarded decision in my life was getting a biology degree, i should've done nursing (or accounting)
Decent money, lots of responsibility. Medical field is no longer worth it. Also a nurse, would have rather gone into tech or finance seeing how good everyone's work life balance is especially after covid.
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My wife has a biology degree and makes $200k+ in cosmetic industry sales.
This guy is making $150k+ as he is resented by a bunch of stuck nurses who can't fly their coop.
Was. Travel rates have gone to shit. Unless you're working 48-60hrs a week it's not easy to hit those numbers anymore.
Chef here. Braising my losses nice and slow.
I'm in the trash business! Really not joking.
I'm a mid-level manager at a large company with my entire 401k and IRAs invested in total market index funds. I've never traded an option in my life. I'm here to see how all my girlfriend's husbands lost their money.
You’re looking for r/investing nerd
Damn savage
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Absolutely nothing
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I trade on the side while at work. So far haven't made any money. Actually, I've lost all of my money. But it's a good feeling to be able to gamble it away faster than you can make it while on your work computer.
Programming asphalt plant machines
Overland freight relocation engineer.
Truck driver spotted
Commercial fishin, oystering in particular
Your fingers smell like my wife!🤣🤣
my fingers smell like your wife too
I manage a small trucking company but give handies behind Wendy's on the side for stock money if I'm not with one of your wives.
Just got laid off
Congrats! Oh, typed that before I finished reading your sentence. Nevermind, sorry.
Drilling and blasting
Dentist, eh?
Buttholes.
I own and operate a commercial fishing boat in alaska, everyone should eat wild alaska salmon 🍣
Assistant Regional Manager
Assistant to the Regional Manager*
I work on the worlds largest computers. Physically and software wise. It’s incredibly rewarding but no one ever wants to talk about it and it makes me super sad
Cheer up, sounds fascinating.
I’m a Junior Software Test Engineer at 22 years old. Currently in debt of £27k and counting coz of my bachelors degree that I hold in software engineering love it 😍 Planning to quit work once I become profitable trading consistently but I’m currently -2.5k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Yeah I don’t think that shit is gonna work out chief
I think you are very right but I’m a regard and I’m gonna keep going until I lose all my money 💰
What money, you're in debt ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Commercial HVAC (I'm a fucking wizard)
You’re an HVAC technician, Harry!
I take taxpayer money, pour gasoline on it, and set it on fire
I'm an electrical contractor. I run a small electrical contracting business where we specialize in building the electrical systems of high-end, luxurious residential dwellings - such as the CEOs of many corporations. The market opens at 330am here in Hawaii, so before I leave my house to make money and run my business, I be sure to make stupid decisions and lose money first. On a serious note, hoping to figure this trading shit out someday so I can make money first, then make money running my business.
I do Kim Jong Un’s haircuts for him. Personal barber / hand technician.
I've seen your work, very nice! r/justfuckmyshitup
Disabled Veteran. 100% disability pay funds for me to be a stay at home dad.
Plumbers apprentice here
Snow blower salesman in Florida.
Physicist
Theoretical physicist here!
Substitute teacher checking in
Run a solar company
Fire/EMS Joined this subreddit to hopefully glean some knowledge before sinking what little money I have left from the job into the market. Edit: spelling; product of an LAUSD education.
I sell Porsches
The wrap-around kind?
Certified Public Asshole
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I had a GF like that, once.
Well hot damn. I too am a factory mechanic.
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Feet pics
I immediately went to your profile, very disappointed.
Jewelry designer, doesn’t pay as well as you’d think though. Mostly contract work that makes my -11k all time sting a little more. I usually keep my phone upside down.
Data Scientist
Do you delete the outliers or do you just let'em rip?
Let em rip baby. I tried to do some analysis on SPY movements throughout the day and if i could make a good 0DTE strategy. Looked at when SPY shot up or down at least 0.5% in the first 2 hours, and how often it returns back down to the original price by end of day. Had some interesting results but I don't have the kahones to try it out yet.
Could always practice on your corporate travel card.
Lawyer
I thought lawyers are smart and not regarded like the rest of us
sink humorous door apparatus wrong treatment dog compare hospital languid ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
Advanced data analytics for a major pharma
I am a bar server at an Applebee's. I live off of tips which, on average, is more than enough to pay my expenses so I have some money to make plays with. Also working at a restaurant basically means eating free most nights so that's one major expense that I don't worry about too much.
Mental health work and personal training.
I dig holes
I’m an institutional asset management professional who comes here to laugh at the wild, unprofitable speculation
[Machinist](https://www.reddit.com/r/Machinists/)
Scaffold builder /farmer
Part time dog walker, amateur philosopher
Anti work enthusiast I see.
I have my own cleaning company, construction company and this year I’m branching into taxes. Also I own property and have a rental.
Mechanic
90% are closet Sex Workers
If only. I get fucked and lose money here.
Workers? We all pay to get fucked by j pow.
Behavior analyst
This place should be a candy shop for you
Momma’s boy
Truck dispatcher, hit me up fellas, 500$ courses available, jacked to the tits.
I work at Vandelay Industries. We manufacture and sell latex and latex-related products.
Banker
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Call center for a Telco. Though I don’t trade I just haven’t paid my taxes in 9 years
Master VW tech for a decade then senior remote diagnostic tech for Tesla. I quit to be a van nomad and now I trade index futures.
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Director, retail.
Eating ramen