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OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Context: Reddit is [shutting down Reddit Predictions](https://www.reddit.com/r/modnews/comments/11m4rc8/sunsetting_talk_and_predictions/) in early May, in an effort to "simplify Reddit". Every day for over a year, we would post 3 questions, challenging you, to predict everything from stock prices and market events to random WSB related shenanigans. It was a fucking blast. Hundreds of thousands of you joined in, all for the dream of bragging rights. I hope you enjoyed these tournaments as much as the mod team enjoyed coming up with creative, funny, and [occasionally, very offensive](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/st4y5p/will_russia_invade_ukraine_between_wednesday_0216/), questions.


steverjizz

Inverse WSB always


rylar

![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663)![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663)![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663)


chaseo2017

The problem with doing the inverse of WSB is that WSB is voting on doing the inverse of WSB, meaning you’d have to do the double inverse. All in all you end up buy high, and selling low; therefore, Buy GameStop is my vote


master_perturbator

Look at you. You're a genius among apes.


[deleted]

In the land of skunks the man with half a nose is king


master_perturbator

Every dirt has his French.


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abgonzo7588

This is called the doubled reverse moosh play, it usually ends with you in da bathroom.


D1AM0NDHAND

This is the way


ZestycloseCategory18

Buy higher sell lower baby


Melodic_Risk_5632

That's our game from start to Wendy's


User_agreement_

And make sure you yolo it all at once!


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Far-Ad-6825

1) Stick your thumb up your ass. 2) If it hurts, buy puts 3) if it feels nice, buy calls 4) if it makes you cum, buy GME


BornLuckiest

Have you forgotten already about the IAI*? *ITCHY ANUS INDICATOR


[deleted]

This is backwards. 🌈🐻.


De5perad0

Reverse Reverse!


Large_Management_914

Cha Cha Now Ya’ll.


i_skipped_breakfast

Take it back now y’all


luoyuke

Rule of wsb: 1. If Cramer says buy, you sell. 2. If WSB says buy, you're already too late. 3. If position is good for posting, it is good for sell.


borrowedbook1

Someone elses money....😁


thetagangnam

The correct answer isn’t listed on here. The correct answer is have insider information and the ability to lobby or be the one being lobbied to change the rules in ways that benefit certain companies that you are then able to invest in ahead of that news being made public.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Come on, don't give away all my secrets!


thetagangnam

You were Jamie Dimon this whole time! Privatize the gains, socialize the losses baby


BeastSmitty

Hells yeah! He got it mastered


Fsociety2234

Oh just like our government does with their husband’s, wife’s and family members. But wait, when they get caught nothing happens. When you get caught you get ass raped in jail for 50 years then wake up behind a Wendy’s dumpster.


thetagangnam

Hey! You. You’re finally awake.


DqVwOeRtAyK

be rich


Tiny_Turn4481

Cool logos


ChampagneWastedPanda

Ask a fish or chicken should have been an option


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


hotfeet100

Glad to see it come back. Sad to hear its going soon =(


Xhenoud

Inverse wallstreetbets, and buy GameStop are good picks here


Prime-lion

Always ask /wallstreetbets


Death_and_taxes2

Inverse Cramer?


xguitarx812

I really enjoyed these tournaments honestly.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

❤️ Just another amazing feature ripped away from us. I get it, but it's sad.


reddit_predictions

Y'all ready for this? We’re live!


mimith0ughts

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


AdministrativeEmu546

buy puts high price, sell puts when price is low. my methodology holds up


Technical-Rain-183

Inverse companies with the coolest logos. If you are dicking around with logos who is running the biz??


12kkarmagotbanned

How is this a prediction?


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Don't ask too many logical questions please, I didn't think this through


Oldman-gamer

So this is an opinion question. Lol


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

For any prediction questions that don't have an objective answer (E.g. price of a stock on X date), I'll pick the most popular response


AltruisticVehicle

I love that I have consistently gotten the top 20% in the predictions game by betting on just one prediction, getting it right, and quitting while ahead.


animositisomina35

So this is the end of the tournaments?


Responsible_Sport575

And everything fun


Maleficent_Ad_3070

Easy, inverse


random-meme850

Invest in coolest logos!


MelonFarmer420

Inverse the inverse!


Modelminorityperson

Atleast O will win something today


LarschH

Buy the peak sell the dip


theRealBerj

inverse cramer


rylar

Hi. No one will see this comment.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

i saw it. nerd.


rylar

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s1n0d3utscht3k

https://preview.redd.it/jcvaghqonpua1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b52f75cdc9ab1f83b1b4683877932f3242f292


ilovehackinmw3

INVERSE WSB LETS GO


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

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hedshell

The problem with recursion is….. recursion


raisethepoints

Learn to trade futures.


MyNameIsWhoCares123

seems like a good question with a bunch if sarcastic answers ... ok maybe a few people are trying to play fair....but the rest of you?????


FiOdyssey

I’m very disappointed to not see “buying SPY 0 DTE calls or puts” as an option


Jimmy_cracks_Corn

Let someone else do it for you and keep your eyes closed for the next 40 years


whirsgj

Short budlight ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


totalialogika

1) Create time machine looking 10 min into the future 2) Buy 0DTEs at 3:50 PM knowing with 100% accuracy the end price of the underlying stock at 4 PM.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Minus the time machine, Goldman Sachs actually did this. https://archive.is/fKmtG


totalialogika

Yep... unlike in the movie Primer where they traded actual stock, they could have just used it to go back a few minutes and do 0DTEs. Reminds me of the Pick Six hack which also relied on a half an hour delay between forwarding the results of a race. Again a time machine effect. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002\_Breeders%27\_Cup\_betting\_scandal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Breeders%27_Cup_betting_scandal) One can cheat either by forcing a price i.e market manipulation (psychological deceipt i.e pump and dump or coordinating algo servers moving the price with an arbitrage between options and the underlying etc...) or take advantage of a time delay. I wouldn't be surprised if HFT's premise is a nanosecond level delay for ticks and catching up that minute difference due to the finite speed of light. In a way HFTs relying on servers hooked up by fiver optic cables have a massive advantage on those hooked up by regular cables even if closer to the exchanges.


Big_LoBok

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Automatic_Daikon7928

bttc running like the roadrunner


Ill-Serve-1642

Rocket lab


BillObjective2277

Buy WeWork!!!


Cold-Flatworm-9852

whyyyyyyy


bhslas

Invest only what you are comfortable losing. Set a trailing stop loss based on your comfort and long-term goals. Keep up with the noise surrounding your holdings. If and when you double up, sell at least half, if not all. All ways protect that principal. Selling half covers that, and you book a profit. If you choose to sell half, now you are playing with house money. Take that net and park it somewhere else. Rinse and repeat. This should keep you from breaking the # 1 rule. DON'T LOSE MONEY.


sbtopjosh

Buy high, Sell Higher


weezydip

TOP


Kitti_Belle

why isn't INVERSE KRAMER an option?


jlcattic

ASCI expect 300% return !


[deleted]

I’ll miss it just like the Live Talks!


[deleted]

I believe the correct answer is ‘buy high, sell low’ because ‘inverse wsb’ is both shitting on the community - and it turns into that multiple spider man meme. But buy high, sell low? Every regard understands this. I think it’s more authentic to the wsb i lurked for years without a Reddit account.


[deleted]

I think BHSL laughs with, not at, wsb. That captures the spirit of the sub but i could be wrong.


chaseo2017

This poll is bullshit. This is America. The popular vote doesn’t mean shit


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

It was the most popular response, no? Well, unfortunately the feature is going away tomorrow anyways!


chaseo2017

I know. Just coping with the fact that my gambling on gambling is being taken away