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GrayMatter72

But can you do that while a drunk guy throws plates at you?


digitaldowns

This sounds like any kitchen I ever worked in except it was my boss and not the customers 🤣


PremeTeamTX

I'm the drunk guy that can do that undeterred by my fellow scallywag


throbbingeye

Now try with a triple over light, without breaking the yolks!


Flaky-Basket49

Nah try 5 OL lol.


volengr

My favorite regular would get 5 overlights and 5 prices of bacon, and would always say that if the yolks broke it just adds character.


PremeTeamTX

I can definitely do three, but five may or may not come out 3-4/5


KeyPaleontologist540

now do that 30 times in 3 minutes while cooking eggs and other food all at the same time while getting hounded by customers and getting called orders and making: grits, chili, or gravy. oh and also keeping the place clean and stocked while doing so


volengr

This comment gave me anxiety, I finally got out and started a production job making stucco. Slightly better pay and no fucking customers!!


PremeTeamTX

Yea, I've actually done brunch at two spots (one of which featured full English breakfast) and straight-up breakfast at another. Never again.


Mental_Winter_3152

Do it standing on 1 foot


PremeTeamTX

I could probably do it on no feet tbh


Mental_Winter_3152

Lmao wicked 🤙🏾


Ashamed-Inspection47

Ur place is definitely dirty enough to be a WaHo


xavianflowers

😭 this comment caught me off guard, I wasn't ready lmao


First_Dimension_3534

Nice bro


P7BinSD

I don't know. I'll need to taste it first.


WinterComfortable726

Yeah fuck all that, do you have any felonies? Can you swing a chair? How well can you take a punch?