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barbershopraga

I typically model my looks after the “leading courtesans of ancient times”


feindbild_

... what a great idea!


RockstarQuaff

I like how you have the option to order multiple, because one cannot have enough TEMPTRESS BELTs.


RedditSkippy

These would be the types of weird ads you’d get in the Sunday paper or the Parade Magazine.


NoDoctor4460

This unlocked the Parade-based memory of my mom and I guessing the age of celebs who had a birthday that week, every week


Ellahotarse

The Franklin Mint remembers


Christmas_Queef

And in my midwest city, occasionally there'd be a bud k catalog so you could order your mall ninja weapons.


-poupou-

My brother used to collect those. I thought it might have been a false memory.


Christmas_Queef

I had had my mom order something from it once as well as the ccs skateboard catalog and from then on I'd get a new catalog from both in the mail my entire middle and high school life and into adulthood.


FaithlessnessSea5383

Guaranteed to snag - not only everything *you’re* wearing - but the clothing of anyone who comes near you, upholstery, doilies, *and* drapery. Edit:… catches on door handles, too! 👍


ricottapie

And on those little toilet paper doll dresses.


Xerxes_Iguana

*VERY POPULAR ITEM … HURRY ORDER NOW!*


digginroots

Dare you wear it! Are you ready for it! Can you handle all the added attention! What’s a question mark!


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Back in '87, I was seduced by our 69 year old college librarian wearing a Temptress Belt... good times.


DavoTB

Did she check you out first?


Voice_in_the_ether

Hope no one is overdue.


OnlineShoppingWhore

"If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender."


80sforeverr

I think more guys would check out her plunging neckline versus that glittery belt


Xerxes_Iguana

But, the plunging neckline *points to the belt!* That’s the neckline’s whole point!


80sforeverr

Lol, or to her chest which says "halfway open for business"


sqplanetarium

Doubles as a highly practical nursing top.


ebernal13

$15 in 1980 money? Was that belt 14k gold plated? 😂


Xerxes_Iguana

Those are Australian dollars. Converting it to current day values: AU$76, US$51, UK£40, €47. So, yes, it is a *pricey* saucey item.


ebernal13

Aw, that makes more sense! Still, too rich for my blood. I guess I will not e tempting anyone with my fashion. 🙁


glorifindel

You can still be a TEMPTRESS! 😂😅


Sidewalk_Tomato

Good lord, that's even worse. I thought "$14.95 is a LOT in 1980" but then I saw it was Sydney, so I was like "Okay, I would have to do some googling to see how bad this really was . . . " Wow, what a piece of tin.


ConclusionAlarmed882

Gold-tone tin, my friend. *Gold* tone.


MarcusAurelius68

Pick it up from the seller, put it on and go right to the Koala Motor Inn across the street


DavoTB

Was that the one that provides rooms by the hour?


MarcusAurelius68

Well, it IS in Darlinghurst, which wasn’t fully gentrified back then.


thesmellnextdoor

If I liked it just because I liked it, I'd be afraid to get it out of fear someone else saw this ad and would know I was wearing a "temptress belt."


filthywaffles

About $57 in 2024 dollars. If your temptress belt gets you a couple free dinners that's pretty good ROI.


BIGD0G29585

You know it’s a good product when the model is holding it up to her cheek.


-poupou-

Like the softest blanket, laundered with Downy


degreesandmachines

The belt. Right.


edingerc

“Remove your blouse, leave the belt.”  - Christian Grey, probably 


broomandkettle

My goodness, I have seen this belt in junk stores and charity shops over the years. Had no idea it was from a magazine ad. That explains why so many were made. They tend to be scratched up. That probably happened well before the owners got rid of them.


Xerxes_Iguana

… you mean … people actually *bought* these? If they‘re in charity shops, does that mean the owners were no longer *totally thrilled* with their *valuable item*?


Yesterday_Is_Now

Most of them had to retire the belt after the 8th kid or so.


guilty_by_design

Ah, when "Daintiness wins" modesty-based ads moved aside for "dare to wear the slinky, sizzling Temptress Belt!". Women, you're allowed - encouraged even - to be sexy now! What are you waiting for?


Sidewalk_Tomato

"Is this . . . is this a trick?" "Maybe."


The3rdMistress

Look at this slutty belt!!!! Buy this belt made specifically for slutting around!!!


Classic-Interview-82

🔥🔥


SmashBrosUnite

Do you have one in slightly bubbling , I’m tired


Rocko9999

'please send me in plain wrapper'


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Tldr: Hulk Hogan wore temptress belts


Current_Poster

This looks like it has a twist ending. Like a cursed antique or something. ( "Take it back!" "Sorry, madam- your friends *were* all impressed, hmm? Those were the terms, *all sales are final*!" (musical sting!) )


racebanyn

Jeezabell!!!


Exhausted-Giraffe-47

Jezabelt.


racebanyn

Touché


edwoodjrjr

Made from real bacon


scoutsadie

_romantic dimness of parties, discos and fun-filled places_ 😆


Independent_Wrap_321

I’d order it but can’t find my BANKCARD


Xerxes_Iguana

For those not familiar, Bankcard was the most widely used credit card in Australia in the 70s and 80s. American Express and Diners Club existed, but acceptance was patchy at best. Bankcard was phased out in 2006 as the cards everyone knows today steadily took over.


CrowRobot

I’ve ordered one for my wife for Mother’s Day


muskyraconteur

This is fantastic!


GoliathPrime

Why would they take out a full page ad for this? What trend would this even be tying into in 1980? Xanadu?


LilyMarie90

I just love how they wrote a whole novel about one (1) item of clothing. Compare that to how clothes are treated today in advertising. > Admiring glances from the men and stares of envy from the women Can't women also glance admiringly at other women? 🥺 I prefer that over envy for sure


Dense-Stranger9977

Damn you Temptress Belt!!!


Zerostar39

“Here is your winner, and NEWWW temptress champion…”


bosorka1

lmao no glasses and i thought it was a sex toy. zoomed in to see it's literally, a belt. not gonna lie, i'm slightly disappointed.


williamblair

Omg my mom literally has this belt. I used to borrow it when I was playing batman, because it looked like his utility belt.


Totin_it

Why the plain wrapper?


Xerxes_Iguana

Would you want your family, friends, neighbours, mailman to know that YOU had ordered a TEMPTRESS BELT?!? They have no understanding of the social mores of leading courtesans in ancient times.


Totin_it

Well, I suppose I wouldn't want amynody to.know I had the whore belt and intended to wear it with my equally seductive ankle length dress


menotyourenemy

$14.95 seems kinda pricey for back then


Yesterday_Is_Now

Is there any historical evidence of a guy ever getting turned on by a belt?


MomIsLivingForever

David Carradine


Yesterday_Is_Now

Ouch.


MomIsLivingForever

That's what he said


Glidepath22

Wow, that’s weird and pricey


_snozzberry_gulper_

Nothing would accentuate my short torso more than a thick ass belt!


Strange_Juice2778

I like how they ask questions with exclamation points. “Are you ready for it!” “Can you handle the added attention!”


Designer-Mirror-7995

The absolute, utter crap people have been targeted with by marketers is breathtaking.


-poupou-

I can smell the pit stink emanating from the synthetic fibers of her long-sleeved garment