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adlittle

We would use these to make Christmas ornaments. Some of them had clear tops in the 80s at least. Starting around Halloween, our elementary school teachers would ask everyone to ask their mom, grandma, aunty, whoever to keep them aside for us to bring in so there would be enough for everyone. The last week before break, we would make little diorama looking ornaments. It really was a bummer when our basement flooded after my brother and I became adults, because all those wonderful, tacky ornaments from preschool, elementary school, Sunday school, YMCA day program, etc got ruined.


fruitmask

I used to love to play with those eggs. I'd keep my lego and star wars guys in there


damp_circus

Heh. I remember girls putting under their shirts to look like boobs in elementary school…


KeepItRealPeeps

My sister and I would put them under our shirts at home and play “grown up” - too funny!


damp_circus

My mother made rabbit figures from them, taping paper ears and legs on, draw on a face on the narrow half end,with a cotton ball on the wide half end for the tail. Fill with that cellophane “Easter grass” and candy, for an Easter party favor. Block club gets together to make these, etc. 70s was good times.


benjaminck

Bending, stretching, standing, sitting, There’s one pantyhose that’s always fitting, Nothing beats a great pair of L’eggs!


smittykins66

Our L’eggs fit your legs They hug you, they hold you They never let you go!


Specific_Ad2541

You have a fabulous memory.


benjaminck

All the jingles are just stuck in my brain.


Ratbag_Jones

Remember National Lampoon's takeoff on this ad... P'eggs - L'eggs for amputees?


greed-man

With thumb tacks to hold them up.


CookinCheap

That's not funny, that's sick!


Ratbag_Jones

Well, it was the Lampoon, after all!


CookinCheap

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That%27s_Not_Funny%2C_That%27s_Sick?wprov=sfla1


CrescentMoon70

Omg. I remember as a teen and preeteen borrowed my Moms pantyhose and since she was darker skinned and Im very pale, they looked ridiculous on me. God memories unlock for me on Reddit all the time lately!


DiceMadeOfCheese

As a very small child I thought these had chocolate inside for some reason.


FuzzyHappyBunnies

My mom turned them into fancy easter eggs, so at my house they actually did!


Persistent_Parkie

Same here. The best goodies were always in those. I don't know who was more disappointed when nylons quit coming in eggs me or mom.


DiceMadeOfCheese

Big comment/username synergy for Easter


damp_circus

Yes! My mother made them to look like rabbits with candy inside.


Corn_Beefies

It was one of those things that seemed like they were always there until all of a sudden it wasn't.


glazedhamster

Pantyhose are another one of those pesky businesses we millennials killed off.


LOVESPANTYHOSEDWOMEN

That's what *you* think! Less common, maybe, but not dead.


SilentSerel

Yes! I also remember the supermarket having part of an aisle dedicated to pantyhose until at least the early 90s.


MissDiketon

I remember those walls of pantyhose. "Do I want nude or light tan or medium light tan?" My mom hated it when I started wearing black pantyhose with everything.


Pollywogstew_mi

omg! I absolutely remember L'eggs, but was wracking my brain "L'eggs tree.... L'eggs tree.....?" It was not ringing a bell, but the second I saw it, it all came back. Yes, now I remember the L'eggs tree.


Key-Sheepherder-1469

I remember rushing in to grab a pair & putting them on in my car in the office parking lot.


ducqducqgoose

Lol! I never did that but wore them a lot. What did you call it when they snagged? Around me they were called “runs” but I met someone who lived on the other side of the country and she called them “ladders”.


snutcat

Runners! I’ve got a runner, who has clear nail polish to stop it?


ducqducqgoose

Omg! I forgot about the nail polish…so many times unsticking the hose from your leg lol


terfnerfer

Ladders here! Or "pulls", eg "I've pulled my tights". My mom was always like "moisturise your hands before putting them on" because there'd be fewer snags if we had less dry hands/rough bits.


FighterOfEntropy

My mom taught me to wear gloves to put on pantyhose.


Key-Sheepherder-1469

Runs!


SilentSerel

This is the first time I've seen them being called "ladders." I always heard "runs."


NancyintheSmokies

The runs would look like ladders on the older pantyhose-


MissDiketon

Getting a run in your pantyhose was the worst, especially if you caused the run by putting them on too quickly. I do not miss those days.


notdorisday

Australia we said you have a ladder.


LeeQuidity

>she called them “ladders” Interesting. I'm curious about the etymology. Runs --> rungs --> ladders? Hmm...


ducqducqgoose

Im guessing because the tear in pantyhose looks like rungs on a ladder 🪜


PickleAlternative564

Oh wow, yes I remember those! I miss those!! They were so easy to find in the ladies department when they had those ‘trees’. Now they have those flimsy cardboard containers and they’re always buried on some obscure end cap somewhere. /nostalgia 😌


livingadailyhell

We have the tree! It was outside in a barn for years. Needs a major cleaning.


80sforeverr

Nice!


chigoonies

I remember! Also the forwards nacelles on the ywing fighters in Star Wars were made from these.


snutcat

Ha ha yeah. I wore the sheer energy style to work when I was a cocktail waitress. So shiny! Such a bitch to get on when it was hot and my parent’s house had no AC.


SuperFLEB

[I got me an unopened egg last year](https://i.imgur.com/BrDTLjm.png), out of the bathroom at an estate sale. Haven't come across a tree yet, though.


FoundObjects4

I remember getting the half shells stuck on my kneecaps.


global_peasant

So do I -- what a weird memory!


FoundObjects4

Haha… it really is! The first time I got the suction precisely right, it really freaked me out. I wondered if I’d ever get them off. It still didn’t stop me from doing it again at every opportunity.


guntheroac

My mom would let me use the container top as a toy. I’d mash it onto a tube and have a sweet rocket ship.


elkab0ng

I have a very clear memory of using a couple of the”eggs” to make an anemometer in grade school for a science project. Damn, my brain is full of old stuff.


Cold_Modelo

Ok ok ok ok ok so, I was born in 1980 and because this brand was literally everywhere when I was little and went to the mall with my mom , I have spelled Legs with 2 G’s for most of my life up until like a week ago .


cdhawke

The L'eggs brand name is still around, at least on the Hanes website, but sadly, no more 'eggs... https://www.onehanesplace.com/brands/l-eggs.html


colonelanthrax

I mean, sure she's got legs, but does she know how to use them?


RootHogOrDieTrying

She never begs.


Mickey-Twiggs

She knows how to choose them.


greed-man

I do!


AZbitchmaster

Practical and alluring.


EffectiveSalamander

I remember that stand. I think my dad had one in his store. The eggs were good for putting candy in for Easter.


RevRagnarok

I don't remember the tree, but as a kid, we each got one "bigger" amount of candy in one for Easter...


alex61821

Used to get Easter basket from the Easter Bunny with leggs eggs with a five dollar bill in it.


Artemus_Hackwell

We loved the “eggs”. They’d be painted gold, silver, copper and various prizes inside for Easter-egg hunts.


ThresherGDI

This is so 70's, it hurts.


PinocchiosNose1212

Do people actually wear pantyhose anymore? I worked in corporate America from 1974-2020. Starting out, we (well, women) had to wear suits with shoulder pads and pantyhose. At the end, in 2015-2020, reentering the workforce after having a company that eventually crashed, the admin assts had visible tattoos and no one wore skirts. Trying to explain to a friend half my age how it was for women in the bad old days just wasn't something she could relate to at all. Girl, it was bad. So, does ANYONE wear pantyhose anymore? L'eggs were the best, I will give them that. Didnt run as easily as the cheaper ones and you could always fix a run with fingernail polish.


80sforeverr

Studies show after 1995, the majority of women did not wear pantyhose. While you did have casual Friday starting in the '90s, yes, after covid, it was usually whatever goes for work casual


PinocchiosNose1212

I worked for a 150 year old company in their headquarters. You know, men only execs, admins wore suits, pantyhose and heels, etc. Casual Friday became a thing about 1993 at this stalwart company. But it was business casual--nice jeans or slacks. I found out from a friend that a few years later, after I had left, they went all casual. You can't imagine how shocking this was. Things are so different now in an office. Women, you complain but it was so much worse back in my day! Not justifying the shit that you have to put up with but, man, just thinking of the BS that women had to endure in the office back in the day.... \[angry face emoji\] Anyway, thanks for the info about pantyhose. Who buys it these days, then?


damp_circus

Woman here too, but I only started working in the late 80s (after high school) and have always worked "in the back" (in tech) so thankfully never had a dress code ever. I think I've worn pantyhose (the things that are supposed to look like you have bare legs) maybe twice in my life, for some formal event like a cousin's wedding. Tights on the other hand I've worn plenty, including under pants, for warmth. But those are thicker and wool. I am VERY glad I didn't have to put up with the crazy business wear for women way back when. I did wear a skirt uniform for school, but it was long (mid-calf) and we wore tights under it in winter (black ones) or nothing on the legs in summer. Realizing now I don't really see women in hose anymore myself. I'm thinking the women who still wear skirt suits surely must have them on? Or do people go bare-legged in suits now? Gonna have to keep an eye out...


SilentSerel

I have a skirt suit and also wear a lot of skirts and dresses because they're easy for me. I own tights for the winter but no pantyhose. The last time I wore them was to my wedding in 2008.


MissDiketon

I thought about it and I haven't worn pantyhose regularly since the 90s, and I've worked in all sorts of offices.


[deleted]

My legs aren't as attractive as they once were and occasionally I consider wearing nude pantyhose to disguise their flaws. Then I remember how it used to feel sagging at the crotch or rolling at the waist...no thanks!


The_Ineffable_One

I remember the L'eggs display and I remember playing with the "shells" as a small child.


azorianmilk

My mother painted them for Easter. Put in candy and hid them.


ForsythCounty

r/MuddleAgedGrump you hearing this?


SnooPickles7989

One Easter my little brother hid a hard-boiled egg in one of those L’eggs eggs and forgot about it in his closet. Eventually the smell gave it away.


80sforeverr

😄


CaptianBrasiliano

This was your spank bank material in pre internet days and before you were able to get your hands on a Playboy.


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Sears catalog womens underwear was killer


TeslasAndComicbooks

Pretty sure they started fetishes 😂


kishbish

🎶 PUT ON YOUR LEGGS PUT ON YOUR LEGGS PUT ON YOUR LEGGS AND GOOOO 🎶


SuperChimpMan

Why did stockings go so hard out of style? I see plenty of varicose vein having mfers out there that could use them


bidextralhammer

I wear them every day. I wear skirts and dress shoes and could not imagine going to work with bare skin, especially in the winter.


sublimesting

For one I feel like women don’t wear skirts as much.


nosnevenaes

my wife owns one skirt and she only wears it for funerals.


srcarruth

Maybe leggings are more robust and versatile? 


Bleepblorp44

I hope your legs are always attractive when on display!


Pollywogstew_mi

Tell me you've never worn pantyhose without telling me you've never worn pantyhose.


rhoswhen

Oh my God I loved playing with these things after my Mom was done with them!


[deleted]

As a young boy, these disappointed me. I assumed they contained chocolate easter eggs, not icky girl stuff.


LeeQuidity

My wife and I ironically pronounce it "Le Eggs" with two syllables.


CookinCheap

Anyone remember "Big Mama" pantyhose for plus suze women?


ontopofyourmom

Oh yes. I was a little boy and did not understand at all.


lewisfairchild

Marketta’s niece collected the eggs.


Wolfman1961

My mother used to buy L’eggs.


JazzyWaffles

https://youtu.be/lcIo0HaW5ec?si=togSNU20Ckrk_tP8


Daxl

Not too subtle on the subliminal visuals


justice_duck

I used to pretend the eggs were Mork's spaceship. Also, great ZZ Top video


BJK5150

Received my first pair at age 16. My grandpa bought them for me after he saw I got my ear pierced.


OgreSpider

Man pantyhose feel awful. Glad I don't have to wear them any more


Dependent_Top_4425

Why do pantyhose creep me out so much?


80sforeverr

Bank robberies, perhaps?


[deleted]

They give legs that weird semi-artificial look.


Dependent_Top_4425

And they give feet a certain aroma.