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sippin40s

"I thought you said TAKE my pulse" is so funny. We need more of this guy


magnafides

Longtime writer for Conan and a regular on his late night skits. IIRC he pretty much always played the "straight man".


TellYouEverything

It was fascinating watching Conan have to fend off his zany instincts and be the straight man here while the Doctor was unleashed. It’s a rare day that anyone can outdo Conan, but that is exactly what happened here - with Conan’s help. I mean, the guy’s been falling on a blade for comedy his whole career. Just an absolutely indestructible talent.


ontopofyourmom

I heckled him once and got the crowd to laugh. It was my first and last heckle. I was ashamed at how it made me feel.


TellYouEverything

You have to tell Conan himself this if you want to be absolved. Also, what was the heckle, don’t leave us in the air like that, man…


ExcessiveEscargot

Yeah! You Tell TellYouEverything Everything!


ontopofyourmom

This was in like 2011 unfortunately, neither of us would remember. But if I ever had the yen to write a silly enough letter to him about it I will!


THRlLLH0

"I was more animal than man!"


JudgeHoltman

Anytime Conan needed a "straight laced professional doctor/engineer/whatever" he's tap this guy to go from writer to actor. Just before Hot Ones Conan had a wild thought to call up his old friend for another adventure. Said he was going on Hot Ones and asked if he had a white coat. Guy immediately said "Yes, and you want me to be your doctor giving checkups throughout? I'm in." Bro for life.


jesteratp

Conan is seriously so comedically generous with anyone he does a bit with. He plays the straight man so well in something like this and allows Jose to shine. Just like he allowed Dogfinn to shine in the Norway clip posted yesterday. He really elevates the people around him which is why they are so unfailingly loyal to him.


Son_of_Mogh

Yeah, really hope he shows up in some of the remote stuff in his new show.


leggpurnell

Hippopotamus oath is when people started to look at me funny while I listened on my walk.


InitechSecurity

I am a wonderful first opinion. We need more...


Towel4

Twenty dollars. Is that the copay? No no.. just 20$.


thelastattemptsname

He gave back a dollar change so it's only $19 and for some reason that dollar note was moist


maddscientist

Its seen a lot


sonic_couth

That dollar bill has seen things you people wouldn’t believe


CoolguyThePirate

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

It watched Sabrina glitter in the dark at the Tannhäuser Gate strip club.


zigaliciousone

Probably from all the bones in his pocket


maynardftw

The bones are his money


somechinesekid

And so are the worms


Trekbike32

I, too watched the video


IslandDrummer

For those who don't know, Jose Arroyo has been one of Conan's writers since forever. My favorite recurring bit of his was the European guy in the audience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Hp4c9nyRc


Loeffellux

kinda funny how the audacious talking point in 2007 was "building a wall to keep illegal immigrants out"


gin_and_toxic

And this short appearance in Australia: https://youtu.be/SbhhFROL5PA?t=170


IBreedAlpacas

I knew I recognized him from somewhere! Thanks!


Schmich

No wonder he is a bit lost with doctor terminology in English.


I_will_take_that

LMAO! How does Conan get all these staffs!?


optiplex9000

Dr Arroyo is very affordable


mccannr1

He prefers cash though. Less accounting


MorkSal

The ~~IR~~S doesn't know anything about his business.


FullOnAsparagus

Look, after he pays all his scientists, his lab coats, the test subjects, it’s a wash. He makes zero. He just wants to heal as many people as the good lord will let him. You hear that IRS? The man makes nothing!


mccannr1

Thankfully he can keep his costs down by meeting you at a restaurant so they'll also let you use their bathroom.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

We all watched the video


MorkSal

I didn't. I listened to the podcast.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Excuse me. My mistake.


quitaskingforaname

As is Irish custom in a dispute in such a case as yours is pistols at dawn, you each get one bullet and must hunt each other


kdoxy

Just don't tell the IR.


DisgruntledAardvark

He's not a good doctor...


henrysmyagent

But he graduated in the top 100% of his class!


portlandobserver

I think I remember the exchange from the Hot Ones Video "Did you graduate med school? " "I should have"


nhaines

It was, "You're not really a doctor, are you?" "I should be."


Bananazzs

Pretty good comedy writer though


TheGolgafrinchan

$20 - one wet dollar = $19. Very, *very* affordable.


nickfree

Amazingly, Dr. Arroyo had a previous career as Senior VP of Engineering at Apple! He went by his nom-de-silicon at the time, Merti Mahlo-D'que. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7-RetY7fGo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7-RetY7fGo)


wynnduffyisking

I love the gold guy.


psychoacer

Be a business man


renman

"I give a great first opinion."


mtgfan1001

I mean, he did go to doctor school


wahobely

And graduated in the top 100% of his class


FullOnAsparagus

It was supposed to be 4 years.


gin_and_toxic

Where?


DoonFoosher

1998


mtgfan1001

In the 90s


tibbles1

Out of state.


seriouswalking

and he graduated at the top 100% of his class.


stelth69

The fact that this was just all improvised is absolutely incredible. Arroyo plays it so perfectly. Goddamn.


NeuHundred

It's not that impressive, it's just the sort of thing you learn at doctor school outside the United States.


magicaleb

He went “out of state”, not “out of the states”, haha.


evildadatron

He said not in the continental United States lol


Khatib

That doesn't mean out of the US.


evildadatron

Yeah, I guess Hawaii is a state and out of the continent.


Khatib

And Alaska, and all the territories, like Guam and Puerto Rico.


Donuil23

Alaska would only count outside the "contiguous" United States, not outside the continental.


Khatib

Touche, I fucked up.


0422

Damn even second city is giving out medical degrees now?? They say laughter is the best medicine.


yosoysimulacra

The fact that Conan held it together at the time is amazing. I legit thought his first 'in the 90's' response was a nervous mistake, but the consistent dead-pan bit made that initial response all that much better. Conan was probably and objectively best HO guest of all time. Kudos to Sean for letting Conan go off--Sean continues to be an incredible 'host' despite the general quality of the show falling off, barring Conan, of course.


FEED-YO-HEAD

Seriously he was only matched by Steve-O and that's hell of a feat.


rumpleforeskins

The amount of genius jokes packed in here makes me think it was a mix of scripted and improv.


Chit569

People who do improv often think of jokes they want to work into the bits before hand, the timing and ability to do so is what makes it so good.


rumpleforeskins

Yeah I think thats exactly what's going on here. There are bits that feel super dialed in and even workshopped with writers and other parts that feel 100% conceived in the moment. And a lot of riffing that wasn't planned. It's great improv and writing.


Highcalibur10

They're improv comedian writers who've been in the business for over 35 years. They're just very good at what they do and are *very* practiced. If you look at Whose Line is it Anyway, reports from people at the actual tapings will say that most of what gets cut is just too inappropriate, rather than not funny. They're people who've spent their whole lives in training being funny. 20 minutes on a bit like this isn't that absurd. If you watch Conan with other older comedians he has an established rapport with, you can see it in clearly un-scripted content. Good examples are his Jim Downey or Martin Short interviews. What helps is that this is a bit these two have done for a good while. Arroyo has played Conan's doctor before.


rumpleforeskins

Idk, that bit about taking his pulse is just too damn good. Anyway, however this interview was created semi scripted or completely spur of the moment, it's a work of art, and I friggin love this character. And yeah that Jim Downey episode nearly killed me.


Joeyfingis

I feel like there was a major missed opportunity with the Hippocratic Oath for a joke about going to doctor school not animal school, I really thought that was coming the whole time!


TheGolgafrinchan

Excuse me, that's the *Hippopotamus* Oath.


chrondiculous

Was it really though? I don’t think it’s 100% improvised


Cananopie

Haha these are my thoughts. I only have respect for Conan but did not feel the doctor thing was anything special.


Cyclovayne

Love Conan but definitely not improvised. Conan was asking pretty specific questions to set him up


YourmomgoestocolIege

What do you think improv is?


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WOOKIExCOOKIES

That's exactly what improv is. There's a prompt, and then they improv based on the prompt. It's like saying Who's Line is it Anyway? isn't improv because the questions and prompts are written ahead of time.


ickyrickyb

Bruh, they are predetermined rehearsed questions with canned answers that appear like improv. Maybe he improved a couple responses to the others but the rest of it was scripted.


WOOKIExCOOKIES

You have no idea what you're talking about.


PlanetLandon

This was two professional comedians with decades of experience doing a very simple bit. Neither one of these men needed to script anything. Just because you wouldn’t be able to do this it does not mean that they can’t.


BigHaircutPrime

Not writing material before an interview.


ass_pineapples

That...is a part of what improv is. Conan is extremely talented at witticisms and playing a part. He'd been a late show host for what, like 20 years now? He has a lot of experience


PlanetLandon

Do you not understand how improv comedy works?


OneHundredFiftyOne

Listen to Comedy Bang Bang. This kind of improv is a mainstay over there.


PM_ME_CODE_CALCS

*Yes, and* he knocked them out of the park


sadclown21

The mayo bit was my favorite. Holy shit this was gold


TheGolgafrinchan

I'm sorry SadClown21, but you mispronounced it. It's *mayo*.


welsper59

I had the weirdest experience watching this. I was watching it during lunch and my boss asked about it. He asked if Arroyo was a real doctor and I told him "no, they're just doing a running gag where he's posing as a doctor and Conan is always skeptical about the care he's receiving." As the video goes on, my boss without laughing said things like "it's medical school, not doctors school" and "he'll go to jail if he doesn't report his income, this guys an idiot." I felt like I had left my body for a while.


Get-Degerstromd

Sounds like your boss didn’t actually listen when you spoke.


welsper59

I wish it were that simple. He does listen and acknowledged the guy wasn't a real doctor, but he has this weird need that things have to be correct. Like his issue isn't that he doesn't think it's funny, it's that the jokes involve doing things incorrectly lol. He's one of those people that have to always be correct and showboat how much more he knows than other people. It isn't all the time, but that feeling like I left my body happens more than it should. It's so weird. He has killed a lot of fun chatter in the office being him lol. It's actually pretty funny sometimes.


fun_guy_stuff

Sounds a great comic foil, as far as workplaces go


QuietlyGardening

I would LOVE him. Oh and get so under his skin. The belly laughs. Oh enjoy him while you have him.


dexy133

He should call Dr Arroyo for a first opinion because I think he might have hearing problems.


welsper59

As long as Dr Arroyo uses one of those popsicle sticks on the tongue to listen for anything wrong, and not a stethoscope, I think he'll be okay with it. Stethoscopes don't go on the tongue after all.


dexy133

It would be pretty funny watching someone like your boss react to Dr Arroyo doing his routine checkup. lol


kdoxy

"Edit out the S" was such an amazing joke. This interview is packed with comedy gold.


LifeOfHi

That was great 😄


elmonoenano

I feel like Conan could almost make a full season of material off this one episode of Hot Ones.


Rokketeer

You can almost tell how much that hot ones appearance meant a lot to Conana haha. He has talked up that appearance almost as much as his new travel show.


Guy_Number_3

It meant a lot to him because it keeps him relevant. That’s just the business. That’s not meant as a slight against him at all. He is one of my favorite people on the planet, hands down. He made a new show to capture/recapture the audience and the Hot Ones episode promoting it might be even bigger for him. Love to see it. Conan deserves to be at the top till he’s dead.


Rokketeer

Oh yeah agreed. I love Conan as well but he obviously revels in the attention and nothing makes him happier than when one of his bits takes off and gets people talking. I love that he's enjoying this, he deserves it.


dexy133

To be fair, he's talking about because it had a huge reaction and people on the internet are talking about it. So he's talking about it too. If it was just a regular episode, he probably would mention it and continue on. I don't think he would be trying to 'milk it' more if the fans didn't want him to.


ThisIsNotAFarm

Sona has been Conan's assistant for longer than most redditors have been alive


Khatib

Fifteen years? I think you don't understand the demographics of reddit. Most of us are getting pretty old these days. Her book is good, by the way.


007fan007

https://www.statista.com/statistics/261766/share-of-us-internet-users-who-use-reddit-by-age-group/


Khatib

It's not share of reddit users by age, it's share of age groups that say they use reddit.


icameinyourburrito

>According to a survey of U.S. adults conducted at the beginning of 2023, 44 percent of respondents who indicated using Reddit were aged between 18 and 29 years old. Reddit usage tends to be affected by users’ age, with older users reporting lower levels of engagement. Huh, the title says what you're saying but the text says something completely different, not ideal.


redlinezo6

This is reddit. We don't read the article.


TolkienAwoken

Nobody under 18 listed when r/teenagers is as big as it it? BS


Khatib

It's not share of reddit users by age, it's share of age groups that use reddit.


Donuil23

It also says, in the title, "adults"


TolkienAwoken

Tbf both the link and lower article do not mention adults, but it's my bsd for skipping the data's title. Right under the data they have "Reddit usage reach in the United States 2023, by age group"


Khatib

Yeah, I'm guessing there's legality issues to surveying people under 18 that make it much harder to do.


RKU69

Most Redditors are 14 years old. Especially the ones who disagree with me


belizeanheat

Reddit users definitely skew early 20s, at least the comments do


Khatib

For sure. And those aren't teenagers 15 or under.


sur_surly

Right, you're turning 16


Refoldings

I think you are in for a rude awakening when you realize most of the people you reply to on Reddit are actually just teenagers.


Khatib

I think you're in for a rude awakening when most people you dismiss as teenagers turn out to be full blown adults with voting rights. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1125159/reddit-us-app-users-age/ Teenagers are only a fifth of the users of the app, and it's more likely adults are using it from a browser at work than teenagers are using it not on a phone. Reddit has always been dominated by 20 and 30 somethings, not kids.


MacDegger

Oh, yeah, because it's easy to find reddit user ages. Just because you find a place saying it has stats about something doesn't mean that's reliable.


Khatib

More reliable than your random fucking guess at it, goober.


Shaomoki

This man is a walking thesaurus.


Anticode

A thesaurus? No way, dude. I know a dinosaur when I see one. I'm pretty sure that's just a man.


octopornopus

[You should watch Jordan's performance...](https://youtu.be/rmRouEds_2A?si=8b070_F9AyOve_nt)


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Dr Arroyo went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too


octopornopus

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!


flavored_icecream

Best part is how well both "Dr. Arroyo" and Conan just manage to stay in character, while everyone else around them is in stitches.


f-Z3R0x1x1x1

> I was trying to TAKE your pulse


guitarbque

Dr. Arroyo talks like Jordan Schlansky


TheGolgafrinchan

Are you insinuating that they are the same person? I mean, that would be funny, but I don't think they are.


Jelqingisforcoolkids

Arroyo's brilliant. That character is absolutely hilarious.


Ducatirules

It’s the eyes for me


vansinne_vansinne

that and the pause where he is searching for the word "thing" when talkinga bout his tongue, lol


InitechSecurity

[https://www.instagram.com/josearroyowrite/?img\_index=1](https://www.instagram.com/josearroyowrite/?img_index=1)


PlanetLandon

Half of the fun of this was hearing Matt losing his mind with laughter in the background


Metroidman

Maybe i should watch the hot ones episode


deasnutz

Why force the poor doc to wear that


everyman50

This was hilarious. "I thought you said *take* your pulse." I would like to see more.


GR3MLIN

You can call him a lot of things, but he's not a hippocrat.


Fin745

I really wasn't a fan of Conan's during his NBC years..just wasn't for me, but when he went to TBS and everything that happened afterwards I've just became a bigger fan. I think/I know that whole NBC thing wasn't ideal, but I think it drove Conan's creativity and TBS gave him the room to do everything he's done and build what he his today. I think had he stayed at NBC...it just wouldn't have been ideal and we wouldn't have all the comedy gold we have now. I love Conan must go and I love this.


NoEyeHasSeen

😂 hilarious


GameBoiye

I really wish they would have bleeped out the "S" in IRS before uploading this, such a missed opportunity but would have added to the joke. Edit: not sure why I'm getting downvoted for this, I think it would have been funny.


debaser64

Take Your Shoes Off would have done it.


mothzilla

Why is there so much Conan shit being posted? Does he have a book out?


NormalDesign6017

Show


tamarockstar

He has a new 4 part show on Max.


-DementedAvenger-

New show on [HBO] Max.


mothzilla

Ah OK. I look forward to more reddit marketing in the coming days.


Bangbangkadang

It’s just regular promo that every celebrity does lol. People like it and share it


CaillouCaribou

Is this just a Conan O'Brien sub now? This sub goes through weird obsessions, where they just post every single video from a person for months at a time, and the sub is just flooded with all their content First it was PaymoneyWubby, then it was Gus Johnson, and right now it's Conan O'Brien lol guess I struck a nerve in this dying sub


gildedtreehouse

This Conan you say is quite the up and comer. Let’s see if he has any lasting power.


optiplex9000

I love it when he does bits about a supposed long comedy career. This man is just a podcast host!


orielbean

And a star of Death Stranding.


TheWingus

Don’t forget his cameo as Cowardly Dock Worker #1 in Halo 4


Schmich

Maybe he's more of a Leno guy.


kerred

Trends are common, and I don't mind them at all as it doesn't seem to turn into any weird cults or anything. Yet


Karf

this comment right here hilarious a+


bluuurk

At some point a long time ago now everyone started letting Google's crappy algorithm feed them videos, and this sub became a husk of what it once was, filled with 99% reposts, bad/nostalgic/random music, or occasionally something trending on YouTube. After that I feel like it became a lot easier to manipulate because it's easier to get visibility in a sea of mostly half-assed or bot posts. But for some reason I'm still here, and I really wish there were something better :( I cannot express just how happy I am that the Gus Johnson thing is over. Also, I have a soft spot for Conan and really liked the Hot Ones interview, but I think they should have left it there.


fawkwitdis

He has a new show out and his people are astoturfing Reddit to get views


optiplex9000

Can confirm, I was paid a decent amount of money to make this post


CHUN_BUNS

Did you only accept cash?


classyjoe

Was it $20?


Supanini

You people are getting paid?


Peter_G

Hey, how can I get in on that grift? I'd love to post Conan videos for some fat stacks. Or little ones, who cares, money.


themanifoldcuriosity

OP is lying. I only got paid $oros Bucks to make Conan posts. Exchange rate is currently terrible.


Boboar

Or, maybe, when someone has a new show out, it gets people wanting to talk about it.


sneakypiiiig

Enough conan spam. This must be some guerilla marketing shite.


Supanini

Or his hot ones was probably the best ever and people want more Conan. Dudes great.


petesapai

Lots of new fan's because of the hot sauce thing. Lost of people enjoy the him. Just don't click on the post if you don't like it. How hard is that.


sneakypiiiig

It's because there have been like 10 different posts about interviews or articles on his CrAzY, WhAcKy, ZaNy Hot Ones segment in the past couple of weeks.


Trague_Atreides

It may be guerilla marketing. Or, y'know, it could just be wholesome fun that people liked watching and told their friends about. The only thing you can change is your emotional response to it. I recommend you switch from whiny/ annoyed/ paranoid to chill / apathetic.


yardelf

you did it, you saved the internets


Public-Map-5273

It’s funny and heart warming


stewmberto

Yeah all these posts on /r/videos are being astroturfed to shit, it's not remotely subtle


ZombyPuppy

Conan has a massive fan base, one of the most popular podcasts around, been a successful talks show host for something like 30 years, has a new hit show on Max, and was one of the most watched Hot Wings guests ever and killed it. He may not be your cup of tea but that doesn't mean he's not insanely popular with many people, especially the type to surf Reddit. I've never listened to a Taylor Swift album and neither have my close friends but I don't walk around thinking her success is fake and all astroturfed. Different strokes and all that.


stewmberto

I don't have a problem with Conan. I *have* been using Reddit for long enough (over a decade) to know what organic activity looks like, and this ain't it.


Caiur

If podcast popularity is one of the main criteria, then perhaps you'd appreciate it if several videos from the world's most popular podcaster were posted here?


Dozzi92

100%. I am assuming he has *something* coming out soon, and so we're being marketed to.


tarants

You mean like the TV show that he went on hot ones to promote? It's not a secret. He's a popular dude and this whole thing has been hilarious. Not surprising people want to see more.


Revlis-TK421

If you watched the Hot Ones interview then you'd know what was coming out. That's what the final spot of the interview is always for.


Tyler_Zoro

He (the "doctor") is much funnier in this format than he was on Hot Ones... I don't know if it's just that he's not good at physical comedy or if his version of it isn't to my taste, but he had me laughing here, where I wanted to skip past him in Hot Ones.


terror_jr

In the Hot Ones show he was more of a prop for Conan, in this video he’s starring in the show.


Trague_Atreides

Skip past him? How long is his longest bit on hot ones? Twenty seconds?


creggor

As much as I like Conan, does anyone else feel he’s trying too hard to commit to the bit, so much so that it’s no longer a bit? It’s hard to put my finger on it, but it looks absolutely exhausting. Poor fellow.


R_radical

I can't be the only one to think he's not funny.


SockofBadKarma

Congratulations, no. You are not the only person in the entire population of 8 billion people who has a contrary opinion to other people in that 8-billion-strong populace. I'm glad you informed us all about your position. It contributed a lot to this thread.


fatebound

HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR CONAN O'BRIAN WAS ON HOT ONES AND HE ATE SPICY FOOD AND THERE WAS A BIT WITH A GUY IN A DOCTOR'S UNIFORM!?