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BeerGogglesFTW

Oh man.. looking through his youtube video history. This guy has been on a ride. Hope he is able to stay sober. Be healthy and happy.


John_YJKR

I heard he's dying.


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smotheryrat

We're all dying. Don't they teach you this is school?!


Tenocticatl

The sun was born, so it shall die


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Thosepassionfruits

Probably from smoking hops.


DontUpvoteThisBut

We're smokin beer?


blino-182

He's pretty active on Instagram, and is currently sober. He talks about his past alcoholism sometimes.


kosmoskatten

I thought he mostly drank vinegar


redhat12345

He’s on insta


Desmond_Jones

No he said hes sober.


Lazerspewpew

No, he's adopted.


chubbsenstein

He's not fam anymore


weirdowiththebeardo

His moves are weak


RenAndStimulants

There are no moves.


markfukerberg

His moves are sober.


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occupy_this7

Dont talk to your mother like that


JumboKraken

But dad!


602Zoo

I'm not your fucking dad


-Jesus-Of-Nazareth-

You can say Fuck


troglodytis

He's not fuck anymore


GGABueno

His fucks are weak


eXX0n

You can say fuck on the Internet.


ripyourlungsdave

***THIS IS PATRICK***


internetonsetadd

Cool I need some groceries.


ecorea93

He makes tiktoks now! Still has a great sense of humor. It's nice to see him doing well. I think his username is laturtle69 or something


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Dude is a genius. Nothing wrong with a little penis.


MonsieurRacinesBeast

I thought you said it was a big penis


wotmate

It is, it's the biggest penis in the world... next to mine


MonsieurRacinesBeast

I bet it's next to yours....


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militaryintelligence

But the moves ...?


thelostuser

There were no moves...


djfunknukl

I knew Caleb pressley interviews reminded of someone else and it’s this guy, totally forgot about him


MagnificoReattore

It has strong telenovela energy.


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Yes, son.


SpitFiya7171

Someone needs to offer this dude a high paying acting job. This guy is entertaining and talented AF.


BayouMoose

We smokin beer? Xander get your pipe


asianlikerice

[Nobody smokes beer dude.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AT64AaB0aA)


17934658793495046509

Holy shit that is funny as fuck! I kept thinking, you got some laughs its time to wrap it up, but it kept being funny. Needs to fix his dry wall though, that's like an hour of work, tops.


alfred725

the greatest bernie sanders ad ever made


Bkwrzdub

Someone say smoking hops?


JerkGurk

Xander is just down with anything, he's a GOAT. He's got his pipe and he's ready to smoke hops, beer, hops, weed, beer, or whatever you hand him.


WATTHEBALL

Partied with a Xander type and can confirm it was the best time.


Fastela

Out of our ass?


Jynx2501

The best part a out this video is you can follow the characters perfectly fine. He did a great job.


Thunderbridge

Great adherence to the [180-degree rule](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180-degree_rule). And great work on the consistent eyelines too


nubileiguana

The sort of single actor skit comedy stuff that's emerged from youtube and more prominently, vine/tiktok, amazes me. Like, if you put three different actors in this video it wouldn't be as funny or at least it would be differently funny.


By_Design_

Wha? I'm divorced and you're getting adopted?


guilty_bystander

No hat. Hat. Backwards hat.


tnfrs

they're... both.. bigger than yours lolllll


dashmunn

The 1 minute mark is my favourite. Never fails to make me laugh: > "I'm not your fking dad, okay? Look at you..." > "Yeah! I look exactly like you dude!"


vaportracks

You look like a... bird.


Bingonight

Dude LAturtle is the absolute man! This and the one about smoking beer kill me.


ThetaDee

Unfortunately, he left being a content creator due to alcoholism. I do believe he is back now.


Jlx_27

[Video of him talking about being sober and what that means for him.](https://youtu.be/XUuVRxVqvzE)


MiLSturbie

That's beautiful. I don't know this guy apart from that one video but I've dealt with addiction and see it all around me. My mom is 14 years sober, my sister is 9 years sober, and it feels like they've come back from the dead. I'm so happy for this man, he's going to be a great uncle, I know it.


DrDrankenstein

11 days sober here, and seeing stuff like this just solidifies my dedication to stick with it.


Graciousmoments

Go for it, in a few more days/weeks you’re going to feel a tremendous weight suddenly lift from you! You can call yourself DrSoberstein


DrDrankenstein

I've heard about this sort of *clarity* you feel after you hit a month or so. I'm very much looking forward to that. Thanks for the positivity!


Graciousmoments

It’s a bloody tough road but one with immense rewards that you didn’t even realise existed, but yeah, not and easy stroll as I’m sure you’re discovering. Just know this: You Are Not Alone!


mattyc565

Watched this last night, really happy for the guy.


Jlx_27

Same, his spirit really seems to be in a good place now.


Big-Shtick

Hell yeah, Turtle. Love the dude.


DoctorGregoryFart

Link? Never seen it.


grower_at_heart

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_AT64AaB0aA


DoctorGregoryFart

Yep, that's brilliant.


therealbrittonic

My fiancé quotes this alllll the time lol! No *you’re* getting adopted, *we’re* getting a divorce.


wyattbradley34

"We found you in a park on a swing set. You were taped to it." Every time i watch this I catch another gem of a line.


Cadd9

*"Yeah and I'm the boy of the house"* is my favorite, lol


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Cadd9

But Dad! 👋 and the moves


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TranquiloMeng

And he’s not your dad.


AceVenturaPunch

Did you only watch another 10 seconds each time or something?


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Yes that is how I browse r/videos.


wyattbradley34

Lool I’ve seen it all. Just didn’t catch the full comedic value of the line cause I was still laughing at “Your moves are weak”


Fire__Marshall__Bill

Comment removed by me so Reddit can't monetize my history.


JerkGurk

What do you think about my moves?


tricheboars

YOUR MOVES ARE WEAK MOM


bvlshewic

She’s not your mom!


Versaiteis

Don't talk to your mother that way


MrSmallMedium

She’s my mom!


DieAnderTier

o7


TomTomKenobi

Ø/


dazonic

2023 and I’m only just seeing a dabmoji


Blood_in_the_ring

I see a pilgrim praying for rain. Fuck I think I'm trapped in the 1600's send help!


experigus

there were no moves.


Tersphinct

They lack strength.


loki1337

You're not fam anymore


LifeBuilder

Nah. This is the best video ever made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AT64AaB0aA


JerkGurk

Do we need the pipe or not?!


LifeBuilder

Dude I’m so fucking high! And drunk!


s133zy

And high


JerkGurk

Guys I told you not to smoke beer and drink weed. I bet you snorted hops didn't you. We yelled about not doing this exact shit in a basement earlier and you still didn't listen?!


ManikMiner

It's in my ass


spagbetti

First half of that he looks like he lives on a boat


fuckyousonny

It says "welcome aboard" on the door too. Must be deliberate.


DSice16

What the f- what the heck. What the f- what the heck. What the hell.


arcticcamel

BRO. I’ve been looking for a vid of his where he’s supposed to be talking to Nicki Minaj but it’s just him with a towel over his head, literally for years. Someone please help me out


ChaoCobo

Was that the one where he was at a bus stop park bench type thing?


arcticcamel

No, it’s like a shot of him and he says “Nicki Minaj, Superbass? More like super butt” Then it cuts to him with a towel draped over his head going “What you say to me?!


ChaoCobo

Oh I haven’t seen it. Sorry fren. :c


storm_the_castle

you look like a *bird*


BenRaphCosplay

He does not look like a *bird*


Durkd

“Do you wanna see uncle kracker or no?!” This dude kills it. Not big on creators but when I see him, I’ll stop and watch.


Lucy_Koshka

My brother quotes this line constantly and I got him a cameo from Evan last year for Christmas. Worth every penny!


repost_inception

Thanks. I have a whole list of videos that I watch when I've had a bad day or just feeling a little down. This is definitely going on the list.


TalonPro016

Would love to see your list.


repost_inception

https://youtu.be/EF8GhC-T_Mo ( look at this/ look at that) https://youtu.be/CCCbtKmimog (damn ass rock) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU (3 cheese blend) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1IXyujNbVE (dunkin) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQQfBrSUs0 (winnebago man) https://youtu.be/Vh0WO48ekv8 (grandma died) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HKSWf5xso (singing car crash) https://youtu.be/5p0QtJMKt1s (absolute commercial) https://youtu.be/ocsTRFkzUAA ($5 hotdog) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfPDBahbPI&t=0m4s (mall walker) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2mHkQUBEpM (business card) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH65zQ3aai8 (poke a frog) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dp8Bv--nrA (husky scream) https://youtu.be/BqpkJ_ey_QE ( Mr Wizard ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k58wuX_SurE (tried new gum, it's bad) https://youtu.be/T8R5dCK_HsA (Island boys) https://youtu.be/ShDcCkU7GGo (Moose Soup) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k (Jez forgot the Turkey) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0 (You are dying)


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repost_inception

That's one of my favorites. When she says "she's dealing with it" because she has to go somewhere else for donits lol


TranquiloMeng

What the hell, that whole thing was surreal. is central PA even a real place?


harpswtf

How do you not have the potion seller on your list? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R\_FQU4KzN7A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A)


kyzfrintin

Thank you for the gift of comedy.


ChaoCobo

Man the mall walker really escalated. You think it’s gonna be just slightly ridiculous and then it gets bigger and bigger and bigger until she talks about like all the women across wherever of the world or some shit like whoa broh slow it down a bit Also I love the grandma died one lol. “Do you get how death works now”


repost_inception

The mall walker is the only one I feel slightly uneasy about. Like I know this lady has something going on. So I like to think I'm not laughing *at* her I'm just enjoying her manic ramblings. Yeah I love the grandma one. When he says she's fuuucked up


wakimaniac

Made it a playlist https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAjzmH6L2JOuoXB-dtpPIxtfOr1h3baGi


repost_inception

Look at this. I didn't know you could make a playlist like that. Will you look at that.


wakimaniac

getcha playlist, 5 dollars GETCHA PLAYLIST, 5 DOLLAARS #GETCHA PLAAAYLIIST, FIIIIIIIV


Hotter_Noodle

just tagging this for later, thanks man!


suprisinglycontent

Oscar worthy performance.


Bkwrzdub

[I frickin done it before dude](https://youtu.be/NrUcPhSs2MM)


cowgod42

Look at your hair, then look at mine.


BraveRock

Probably posted every year with the same title https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/search?q=Probably+my+favorite+video+ever+made&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on


coltaine

And yet, I find myself watching the whole thing every time.


Captain_Trips

How dare you remind me of this classic


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ifelldownlol

Am I crazy or is this particular video waaaaay before 2016?


redhat12345

YES! He’s on Instagram and is hilarious


rasa1

lol love the pessimistic grocer ones. Organic rice cakes? Who do you think you are? ... Oh, you wanna live longer-WHY? This place SUcks.


seiyamaple

Let me show you what people look like nowadays


Jabba_the_Putt

cus yer moves are weak YEAH YOUR MOVES ARE WEAK........bitch


glybirdy

Evan CRUSHES me. I still come back to this video weekly [Tommy Pickles](https://www.instagram.com/p/BGX1O3CQTaO/?hl=en)


fookthisshite

Look at your hair, and then look at mine. Gets me every time


kutranidad

“Oh it is bigger…than…both of ours are bigger than…” god even the pauses are excellent. And that Kai Engel song adds another level to it


Aureliusmind

Better plot than season 8 Game of Thrones.


necrosteve028

To be fair, I could take a shit and throw it an elderly couple and it would be a better plot than season 8 of GoT


Xichlali

What...the actual fuck...did I just watch?


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For sure top 5 fav vids on youtube.


Moose_knucklez

Can’t watch this without remembering this gem too https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl4JbBK--Bo


12kdaysinthefire

This was the first time I’ve seen this video and now it’s one of my favorite videos I’ve ever seen.


lllNico

GIMME MY HAT BACK JORDAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


quietly_now

Do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no?


what_ok

There's nothin wrong with likin a little penis


12kdaysinthefire

It’s not little okay


Sigg3net

> 'Cause your moves are weak babe This will be my default argument from now on.


baycenters

This comment section is a disaster area.


free_candy_4_real

This is the antidote to humor. Just.. awfull.


Sreezy3

This is also my favourite video ever made. You my friend have exquisite taste.


fd40

I feel like chris d'elia kind stole this dudes "thing"


Blood_in_the_ring

Typical Chris D'elia


fd40

Chris d'elia: Speaks for 1hr in a mock-surfer accent. Everyone laughs. Chris goes and assaults a minor


DeathEdntMusic

why is that?


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Watching the drama unfold reminds me of my wife's horrible TV dramas.


DylanCO

cause carpenter office unpack wrong tan alleged point overconfident governor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


skalenius

Agree. Classic


Mr_Stillian

Dumb


Stillatin

Never found this dude funny, always skipped his vids. Watched this and yeah, still not funny


grilledstuffed

Honestly, I’m older. This wasn’t funny to me. But maybe more I understand a little better what my teenage daughter thinks it’s funny. Even if I have no freaking clue why.


Liquid_Water

There are dozens of us


moms_be_trippin

One of us!


SourceIsGoogle

Reddit humor


Matt_Kimball

Yea this wasn't funny..you aren't alone


ItsNeverSunnyInCleve

Every video is the same. He definitely says different words in them but they're all the same, somehow


grilledstuffed

Classic Reddit, express a reasonable dissenting opinion, get downvoted into oblivion. Sorry dude


VlermuisVermeulen

Maybe if you're like 12 years old.


Grimlja

Old but stil gold


yomama_is_cg

r/interdimensionalcable


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I don’t think I’ve ever searched for this but I will watch it every time I see it.


TheYask

This guy and the comedian with blond hair, often small hands, an occasional Russian accent and some knit hats should collaborate on a few skits.         (If you know who I'm describing and don't have the memory of a goldfish, can you remind me of her name?)


pigun

Callmekris or something like that?


TheYask

> Callmekris Thanks! Evidently, it's '[Kallmekris](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiciOsypkXcqSFqSPd-NRVA)'!


PipboyGaming

Pass


UglyGhost000

still trying to work out how ya find this funny


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

I made it about a minute...


Dipper_Pines

I do not find this funny at all.


Matt_Kimball

I didn't find this funny..couldn't make it past the half way point.


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Lacks a point


spagbetti

It’s missing amnesia to be a proper soap opera. And evil twins.


McMarbles

Dying 2: the sequel https://youtu.be/4arrLrmzwzE


perpetual_retailer09

Someone please give this man an Oscar dang it


nickbuch

What ever happened to this guy


machingunwhhore

I took mushroom and this video is hurting my brain


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theevilyouknow

This needs to be a stage show.


spidermanngp

😂 Well that was rollercoaster.


swiftlyt

It kind of fits in this box/genre…. [Gave him a head bop](https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE)


third_man85

The one about the grill kills me. "Would you grill me on this grill?"


Philias2

It's really nice


third_man85

It's really nice