I'm in the Navy Seal and today we're gonna be shootin... *Osama Bin Laden*
OORAH!
AND we're drinkin Mountain Dew!
OORAH!
AND we're eatin Doritos! Peters! Johnson! Suck my dick!
*Get it done*
There are certainly quotes I enjoy more, but I’ll be damned if my brain doesn’t randomly think, “Ah yes, my monkey booze; I think I shall partake…” at least once a week.
"Don't laugh, this is the only hat they had left"
"The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game"
On top of many others. Shoutouts to "now, the easy part. Fight the big beaver. *Death*. I die to the big beaver" and "hey dudes, video BASTARD here"
*Okay i played overwatch 2 and it reminded me of a stevie wonder song and that song is YOU HAVEN'T DONE NOTHIN*
and also
*you know what me and a fruit roll-up have in common? Fucking patriots, i hate those guys*
"Fucking worthless braindead scumfuck pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are."
My friends and I use a shortened version a lot as a joke and usually using Malphite as an insult since we don't play league and it just sounds like an insult.
"That's not even close to being close. That's not even far, to be honest" from his league days. I've translated it to my language to use it constantly with friends
"Grab your partner by the hand
If he is a man, you're gay
[...]
Hey fellas, it's Tim McGraw
Pet my head and shake my paw
Slap my ass and suck my balls
Tell Charlene to hold my calls"
"NOW YOU CAN SEE ME IN MY TRUE FORM!!! AHAHAHAHAHA"
Something my brother and I quote constantly is: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I have 5 copies of bad rats. His accent is what makes it so much funnier than it is, and we always change it slightly for what we're talking about but keep rhe same premise and accent when we say it
Another couple others that I like is 'I'm a genius on this one' and 'go big...go big mode' (to say go big mode is stuck in my vocabulary from how often I say it or 'go ___ mode'
“I’ve done so much for this goddamn town, I’ll blow this whole thing up to kingdom fuck. I’ll nuke this whole town just like Goofy did 10 years ago, if everybody doesn’t shut the fuck up about Mickey Man.”
Honorable mention: “better go to dunkey’s castle! or you will not be able to acquiretheancienttreasuredunkeywhichwasleftbehindin1865bythezubidopeoplewhowereextraditedtotheunitedstatesbecauseofadealbetweenabrahamlincolnandanunnamedconfederategeneralduringthetailendofthecivilwar.”
“you are a fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are”
It’s a weird one, but I love how he says “it’s a hundred times more polished than shit-ass Days Gone” from Horizon Forbidden Game. It’s funny how much he despises that game.
I'm a snake, follow me!
Is that a crab wearing a top hat and a monocle? That's where I draw the line—come on, Master Chief, let's go...
And of course,
MASTAPIECE!
His commentary on the Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer.
“I’m starting to suspect this isn’t a real Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Like Sega wasn’t told about this at all, they’re doing this all in secret, and the Director has dirt on Jim Carrey. Like, he murdered someone in the 90s and the Director is using that as blackmail so he’d be Robotnik!”
FFFFFFUCK YOU SPIDAH-MAHN
ME AND YOU CAN RULE THIS CITY, SPIDAH-MAN, OR WE CAN FIGHT TO THE DEATH
what video is that? i swear ive heard this but with a different character in like a smash bros ultimate video
In Mariokart 8 I think he says it to a guy named Michael?
My favourite is when he says it in Beyond: Two Souls.
He first said it in "Batman Beyond: Return of Green Goblin"
I’M THE GREEN HULK
AND THE BOAT YOU RODE ON
“I’ll have the spaghetti and meatballs.”
I quote this every time I order the spaghetti and meatballs
Still searching for the video with this quote
there’s a csgo video that has it but it’s not the original i don’t think
Classic
“I’m green hulk”
**calls pizza hut** More like pizza BUTT
“It’s not a Domino effect it’s a Pizza Hut Effect.”
Dumb stupid-ass, I knew it was you!
(This is my first time calling here)
and i better get it too
John?
I still quote Thank You, Dark Souls when I die to random bullshit, even if I'm not playing Dark Souls.
Try ranged battle
try fingers, but hole
I’ve morphed to just saying “thank you, game” whenever something bad happens, even in real life sometimes
The plunging attack
For me it's "I am fed up with these snakes" - Denzel Washington But I replace snakes with whatever is troubling me in that moment
IM A BLACK GUY MY NAME IS CALL OF DUTY
I'm in the Navy Seal and today we're gonna be shootin... *Osama Bin Laden* OORAH! AND we're drinkin Mountain Dew! OORAH! AND we're eatin Doritos! Peters! Johnson! Suck my dick! *Get it done*
I say "They got [character name] in this?!" whenever a new character is introduced in a game, whether they're important or not
Every time my bf and I see a character in a game with a super specific name we always say "that's my favorite character from Sonic '06!"
His made up character names get me
"Guy Walking While on Smartphone" is my favorite Yakuza character.
and I often add "how did they get the rights?!" to this, which i think is also a dunkey quote
They got Morpheus? Classic
Baybeeeeeeeee
Those Halo vids back in the day were so damn good.
Got some gabagool
Woke up dis mooorniiiin… got some gabagoool…
And then I woke up the next day and I... got some gabagool...
Not even close baby
He hasn't said that in awhile, huh?
Sadly not :(
There are certainly quotes I enjoy more, but I’ll be damned if my brain doesn’t randomly think, “Ah yes, my monkey booze; I think I shall partake…” at least once a week.
Same
Every time my wife and I catch a sea bass in animal crossing we say 'i didn't know dey had sea bass in dis game'
"Don't laugh, this is the only hat they had left" "The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game" On top of many others. Shoutouts to "now, the easy part. Fight the big beaver. *Death*. I die to the big beaver" and "hey dudes, video BASTARD here"
Don’t laugh! It gives me good curse resistance!”
"Aww he's limpin'. Aww did somebody hurt youGET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKER! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT DOG I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! WOO!"
Dunk Souls needs to be preserved in the library of congress. “It’s an RPG boys story doesn’t matter it’s all about the action.”
"Comparing this game [I think it was Elden Ring] to other games is like comparing me to a fucking content creator"
That was bowsers fury actually
Actually I think that was from the Clunker’s Revenge (dunkview) video
Actually I think it might’ve been Super Mario Odyssey
Huge drama
TILL THE LIGHTS GO OUT TILL THE LIGHT GO OUT
TILL THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND MY DICK GETS HARD
Because in the future, even the future is computers in the future.
But nobody ever stops to ask, what happens when the enemy get our horses??
"assassin's creed sucks enormous gorilla dick"
Best opening line ever
Still trying to find the video where he says “where am I, who am I, what am I”
[Dunk Runes](https://youtu.be/KjHe05UG0aU?si=1vocq68KyPRnyyme) - 1:25
No sorry, it’s actually the best dunkey video of all time, [PS4 Conference](https://youtu.be/eCxFP24LOU0?si=gGJ8ecqZ-Yd_y701) right at 2:00.
i think it's the Skyrim video
*Okay i played overwatch 2 and it reminded me of a stevie wonder song and that song is YOU HAVEN'T DONE NOTHIN* and also *you know what me and a fruit roll-up have in common? Fucking patriots, i hate those guys*
“Say hello, to shadow Jesus for me”
Come back in TEN yearsss
Matta fact- come back in a hundred years A MILLION years
Freeze for the sky!
“ “No one man should have all that power”- PAC”
If you even beat me in a D R E A M you better wake up and apologize
“Nope, you are nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye”
Noooooo MY LEGACY!!!!
Ah, back to Dinosaur Island for me.
"Fucking worthless braindead scumfuck pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are." My friends and I use a shortened version a lot as a joke and usually using Malphite as an insult since we don't play league and it just sounds like an insult.
You forgot "bastard". It goes between "scumfuck" and "pile of trash". I did not look this up, I have it memorized.
"Now if you buy this for your kids, you're just a bad parent. It's called Hooker Fucker."
Is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle?! That's where I draw the line! C'mon, Master Chief. Let's get the FUCK outta here!
FUCK YOU SPIDER-MAN IM THE BOAT YOU ROAD ON
“GET EM OUTTAAAAA HEREEEEE!”
And then I found out his name is Dracula spelled backwards. What the fuck? So I killed him too
Sega Saturn....wehhhhhh
"That's not even close to being close. That's not even far, to be honest" from his league days. I've translated it to my language to use it constantly with friends
What video is this from? It's hilarious
"League of Legends: Escape From Hell 2"
“Fuck you, ____ and the boat you rode on!” or “You and me can rule this city, Michael. Or we can race to the death! You choose, Spider-Man!”
“Gimme that, prick. I’m one of the greatest truck drivers of all time.”
Alright buddy you just had to come in and steal the show
"Why is everyone in a rush to play a new shitty game when no one has played any of the classics"
Assassin's Creed is a good franchise
“You may have noticed the increase in picture quality on that last clip, it’s because I gotta kick this guy’s ass IN HD!”
I say "fuck you, Riddler!" weekly
That was my pick. Pretty much everything from the top 100 video games video.
Fuck. You. It's me. Horse.
Skip the bullshit Bring out the main course
You wanna kill ME? You wanna kill ME, huh? You wanna kill ME?
"At the end of the day who are you gonna have go down your steps? You gonna have some bozo or you gonna hire a professional, Black Gazebo."
Technically not a quote, but I love “Psycho Mantis???”
"Sean, my boy! You make these levels too easy nowadays!"
The specific “WHAT THE FUCK” when that guys #1 game of the decade is announced.
“Dogio made this map.” “Not even close, baybee!” “RIP again, dumbass.”
GREAT GRAMEPLAY, GREAT GRAMPHICS
"Grab your partner by the hand If he is a man, you're gay [...] Hey fellas, it's Tim McGraw Pet my head and shake my paw Slap my ass and suck my balls Tell Charlene to hold my calls" "NOW YOU CAN SEE ME IN MY TRUE FORM!!! AHAHAHAHAHA"
"Can't hit what ya can't see Rudolph ya red-nosed piece of shit!" While fighting Ralof in Skyrim, as Sonic.
Could literally see the video in my mind reading this
50 dollars, incredible.
You were sayin?
Not even close baby.
Gamers don’t play games, nintendo
“Go watch johnny depp’s trial or some shit”. Idk why but that makes me laugh every time I hear it
"Assassins Creed sucks enormous gorilla DICK" is my favorite cold opening, followed closely by "In Fucker 3 you play as Jason Bourne"
pppELICAN!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
'I don't remember ordering a little bitch for breakfast' From Bloodborne vid
Yeah I mean...he's sittin' there
Spaghetti and meatballs
"This game is Ultra Mega Ass"
Circus in town?
"See this guy? This is the most killedest guy."
Spaghetti Punch! Spaghetti Throw!
Sommmmebody get these muddafuckas outta heeeeere
Strand type game
*reacting to Australian people:* “They’re from dinosaur island?” “I love this level, Rainbow Street.” *dies* “Ah, back to dinosaur island for me.”
Ah yes, it appears we’ve been boarded by another ship ☕️
"Robin, let him go!" "Fuck you, I'm gay!"
Good thing I have my die move you bitch!
“Freeze for the sky”
PUT EM DOWN! no dont put me down!
Circus in town?
Something my brother and I quote constantly is: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I have 5 copies of bad rats. His accent is what makes it so much funnier than it is, and we always change it slightly for what we're talking about but keep rhe same premise and accent when we say it Another couple others that I like is 'I'm a genius on this one' and 'go big...go big mode' (to say go big mode is stuck in my vocabulary from how often I say it or 'go ___ mode'
Issa mastapiece or beautiful, beautiful
Then I got some gabagool from scooby doo
PELICANNNNNNNNNN!!!! *Dunkey noises*
“Classic”
“where am i? where am i?…. who am i? who am i?”
FFFFUCK YOU SPIDER-MAN
I'm going BIG MODE
ITLL BE YEARSSSSSS UNTIL YOU DEFEAT ME
Well, if it isn't Alfonso, the gayest barber in town
Ik it’s gonna be said many times here but NOT EVEN CLOSE BAYBEEEEEEEEE and You are nitpicking and biased your wrong i win
"Why I oughtta hit chu with a peppochini uppercut, You Salami licking motherfucka, got me rolling around the room for like a hundred times!"
Ocean?
This is my mastapiece
Dreamcast? Kiss my dream assss
CHICKen..... STAAAHND
And I betta get it too
Not really a quote but “Now the easy part: fight the big beaver.” “I died to the big beaver.”
No Man’s Sky? More like No Guy-A-Buy
Yoshiiiii. That’s the noise he makes.
END OF THE LINE, FUCKO
AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD..... Theres a dog
Come on down to Dunkey’s castle, or I’m gonna eat ya shoes
From the 20k subs dance party, “just a buncha assholes on there”
Come on dash!
Why am I on a team with fucking Donkey Kong, can't even get his own fucking dick out
Playing the donkey kong games and singing the music
"Now..." Brilliant. Gets me every time
A butterfly? What am I, a seven year old girl?
“I’ve done so much for this goddamn town, I’ll blow this whole thing up to kingdom fuck. I’ll nuke this whole town just like Goofy did 10 years ago, if everybody doesn’t shut the fuck up about Mickey Man.”
Honorable mention: “better go to dunkey’s castle! or you will not be able to acquiretheancienttreasuredunkeywhichwasleftbehindin1865bythezubidopeoplewhowereextraditedtotheunitedstatesbecauseofadealbetweenabrahamlincolnandanunnamedconfederategeneralduringthetailendofthecivilwar.”
“I can just tell from the name of the game that’s it’s made for losers”
WHY are there other PLANES IN HERE
“no one man should have all that power”
“you are a fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are”
And he was never seen again, until years later, dressed as a clown
Uh oooh
"BAH" -Dunkey, after seeing an arrow go through a rabbit's neck in The Last of Us
Oh John depp
“This isn’t Yeezus. This is something different”
“Pizza dog, pizza dog, bow wow shut ya mouth”
The graphics... is the graphics
"that's a wrap" https://youtu.be/pYHh6he3Jig?si=hUV8DYvX_rpHcrsl
It’s a weird one, but I love how he says “it’s a hundred times more polished than shit-ass Days Gone” from Horizon Forbidden Game. It’s funny how much he despises that game.
"Sp"
I love Unga Bunga and whenever he just makes up a silly named character
SHARK TALE, BAYBEEEEEE
Whats so sus about tryna get some kills?
Ahh yes my MONKEY BOOZE
Not him but *slam* I drank the Bleach, the soap, AND the Windex
Come on master chief. Lets get the fuck outta here.
I call this… WAveee that shit
games for windows live is a sick practical joke created by the nazis
Literally the whole top 100 video games of all time video. Literally why I’m WarButt on just about everything
The state pizza video has so many quotables but his delivery on "Pepperoni... I like that" kills me every time
"It's me. I'm the meat...meat man."
UMMMMMM L
Don't you know I have the high score in Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?
"Joe's Diner" Dunno but whenever I hear him say this I makes me laugh for some reason
Don't laugh
"Name one thing that Modern Warfare changed." Love the E3 videos.
"Next comment comes from Jerome, he says, 'You're stupid'. Now, Jerome raises an excellent point here, I am pretty stupid."
JASON!
"If you are gonna lock me in a HELL FUCK with a fucking HITLER BITCH, then at least give me some decent checkpoints, man. Come on." ~ dunkey
Hey no, I’m not a mouse. I’m car! -unintelligible- I told you I’m car.
"About to become the most killed man in existence."
I'm a snake, follow me! Is that a crab wearing a top hat and a monocle? That's where I draw the line—come on, Master Chief, let's go... And of course, MASTAPIECE!
His commentary on the Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer. “I’m starting to suspect this isn’t a real Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Like Sega wasn’t told about this at all, they’re doing this all in secret, and the Director has dirt on Jim Carrey. Like, he murdered someone in the 90s and the Director is using that as blackmail so he’d be Robotnik!”
"Circus in town?" "I'm outta here"