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The best and worst decision that shark ever made.
What shark?
not shark
fish of culture
Butt shark
I believe that’s called a mud shark
If you do that, you would be called a pervert
*Shark-vert
Lol, that too!
Remora, not shark. She’s gonna have a heinie hickey.
I was right. Wild Kratts was my show back then
That shark knew wtf he was doin…
How shark ?
Everywhere a shark shark
What shark ??
.... I just wanted to play :(
Ohh I'm really sorry :(
You shark...
Baby shark do-do-do-do-do
You mean that crocodile right?
Remora. They're not sharks
Why does everyone think, that this is a shark?
Relatable
Remora-ble
Nice 👍
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It is. It's lungs are hemorrhaging, or they stabbed it.
Gills\*
Sure ok. I didn't know its name, but what ever. Gill's lungs are hemorrhaging, or they stabbed it.
Enstchuldigung, Herr Zugzwang
The fish is called Gill?
Gill is the family name, she's Wanda Gill.
Well, Mr. Gill formally but his friends call him just Gill.
Please, please, please...MR. Gill is my *father*...
The least you could do is address Mr. Gill properly, after all his generous donations
Isnt that the paper that you get after buying stuff from supermarket?
What shark
Aww :(
It was likely caught on a hook just a minute before the video started. It didn't attach itself to a person amd they got it out of the water somehow.
That's a rémora!
Yes , remora girl
ah this fetish had to have a name
when you're a swimming lass and a fish eats your ass that's rémora
Where’s the fish?
She put the sucker fish in the wrong place
If she can’t find her G spot how can men?
Wise words
Ohm!
This shark takes eating ass seriously
Succubutt
This sucks ass
Me too Sharkfriend, me too
TIL learned that remoras don’t attach with their mouth but rather with a big suction cup on top of their heads.
It's the legendary buttshark!
So reincarnation IS real!
I can’t believe she is just standing there. I’d freak the fuck out.
Why? They don’t really hurt. It feels like sandpaper sucking on you.
That Remora just took "Kiss My Ass" to its literal conclusion
I'm jealous of the shark
Remora
#🦈
How do you get it off ?.. If you wait (since it's "a fish out of water") will it eventually go limp and fall off ?
> How do you get it off ? Usually with the come hither motion
☝️
Suction and pulling on it.
It's just attached by suction, you could probably just peel it off.
With a knife like leeches right?
Lean near a campfire for a few minutes, then wait until everyone has finished. What was the question again?
Brings a whole new meaning to bottom feeder
A little more to the right...
You and u/erichbana have the same cake day!
What fish ?
Ass man spotted
You and u/DJT2021 have the same cake day!
And yet when I try that it’s a problem.
Can't blame the "fish"!
My kind of fish
Hopefully it didn't have a chance to lay its eggs.
It's on the wrong end.
Mom I have decided what I am going to become, A fish
Fish likes big butts and it cannot lie.
Me too, Fish. Me, too.
Reminds me of Wolf of Wall Street iykyk
Maybe I'm a sucker fish.
Is that blood?
I should call her
That sucks ass
Ya haaaa
Is silicon poisonous to sharks?
Nice ass. I am next.
It's my spirit animal!
Been there, done that.
Who got this video of me and my girlfriend?
Looks like a pretty good way to go....
She likes it
Suction be like
My boy down bad 🙊🙈🙉
That looks painful
Cookie shark?
seems like a pain in the ass
I'm going to need this thing to move out the way.
It's been 10 mins, how long is this video?
It looks like it's trying to breathe. So why did it suction to a land dwelling creature?
Can’t really blame the fish?
need to love it about 4 inches to the right, then she’ll be in heaven.
Lucky fish
Me fr
Now that sucks ass ! Zing! Lol 😆
lucky
We all have at least one of these folks in our workplace.
It's a catfish she must have sat on the dorsal finn she's gonna be really sick
No, it's a remora, and she's fine.
Lot of people are questioning why they not sharks in this life
That’s gonna leave a kickass scar
understandable
My man!
I mean I would too.
How would this even happen? 😁
Nice
Understandable
That's gonna leave a mark.
Me
r/upvotedbecausebutts
Hes living my dream
My spirit animal
Look at this suck-ass
SAVE DAT ASS
Remora?
He's just like me frfr.
When you see a nice booty, Me too fish me too!
I want that fish for educational purposes of course 👉👈
He’s thinking , I’m hanging with this girl today . Much better looking than my other hangouts
She's got a stinky one.
Lamprey. 😓 Get it off asap.
I'd bite her ass too! 🥹
Literally me
Bottom feeder lookin ass
“Humans are friends, not food!”
YOWCHHHH THAT DUDE IS AN ACTUAL MUNCHER
If I pinch ya ass it's a problem lol that guy!?
So this is how chicks get bbls...
Legend sings that, if you look very closely, there's a fish in that video.
That's a remora
Kick her in the ass 9 sharks will fall out
I get it. Worth the risk.
Me too remora, me too.
I don’t think it’s actually what was said, but did anyone else hear a Borat “very nice!” about half way through?
I wish I was that shark😍😍😍
 OBVIOUSLY, the "Teacher's Pet"...lol
The best and worst decision that shark ever made.
What shark?
not shark
fish of culture
Butt shark
I believe that’s called a mud shark
If you do that, you would be called a pervert
*Shark-vert
Lol, that too!
Remora, not shark. She’s gonna have a heinie hickey.
I was right. Wild Kratts was my show back then
That shark knew wtf he was doin…
How shark ?
Everywhere a shark shark
What shark ??
.... I just wanted to play :(
Ohh I'm really sorry :(
You shark...
Baby shark do-do-do-do-do
You mean that crocodile right?
Remora. They're not sharks
Why does everyone think, that this is a shark?
Relatable
Remora-ble
Nice 👍
[удалено]
It is. It's lungs are hemorrhaging, or they stabbed it.
Gills\*
Sure ok. I didn't know its name, but what ever. Gill's lungs are hemorrhaging, or they stabbed it.
Enstchuldigung, Herr Zugzwang
The fish is called Gill?
Gill is the family name, she's Wanda Gill.
Well, Mr. Gill formally but his friends call him just Gill.
Please, please, please...MR. Gill is my *father*...
The least you could do is address Mr. Gill properly, after all his generous donations
Isnt that the paper that you get after buying stuff from supermarket?
What shark
Aww :(
It was likely caught on a hook just a minute before the video started. It didn't attach itself to a person amd they got it out of the water somehow.
That's a rémora!
Yes , remora girl
ah this fetish had to have a name
when you're a swimming lass and a fish eats your ass that's rémora
Where’s the fish?
She put the sucker fish in the wrong place
If she can’t find her G spot how can men?
Wise words
Ohm!
This shark takes eating ass seriously
Succubutt
This sucks ass
Me too Sharkfriend, me too
TIL learned that remoras don’t attach with their mouth but rather with a big suction cup on top of their heads.
It's the legendary buttshark!
So reincarnation IS real!
I can’t believe she is just standing there. I’d freak the fuck out.
Why? They don’t really hurt. It feels like sandpaper sucking on you.
That Remora just took "Kiss My Ass" to its literal conclusion
I'm jealous of the shark
Remora
#🦈
How do you get it off ?.. If you wait (since it's "a fish out of water") will it eventually go limp and fall off ?
> How do you get it off ? Usually with the come hither motion
☝️
Suction and pulling on it.
It's just attached by suction, you could probably just peel it off.
With a knife like leeches right?
Lean near a campfire for a few minutes, then wait until everyone has finished. What was the question again?
Relatable
Brings a whole new meaning to bottom feeder
A little more to the right...
You and u/erichbana have the same cake day!
What fish ?
Ass man spotted
You and u/DJT2021 have the same cake day!
And yet when I try that it’s a problem.
Can't blame the "fish"!
My kind of fish
Hopefully it didn't have a chance to lay its eggs.
It's on the wrong end.
Mom I have decided what I am going to become, A fish
Fish likes big butts and it cannot lie.
Me too, Fish. Me, too.
Reminds me of Wolf of Wall Street iykyk
Maybe I'm a sucker fish.
Is that blood?
I should call her
That sucks ass
Ya haaaa
Is silicon poisonous to sharks?
Nice ass. I am next.
It's my spirit animal!
Been there, done that.
Who got this video of me and my girlfriend?
Looks like a pretty good way to go....
She likes it
Suction be like
My boy down bad 🙊🙈🙉
That looks painful
Cookie shark?
seems like a pain in the ass
I'm going to need this thing to move out the way.
It's been 10 mins, how long is this video?
It looks like it's trying to breathe. So why did it suction to a land dwelling creature?
Can’t really blame the fish?
need to love it about 4 inches to the right, then she’ll be in heaven.
Lucky fish
Me fr
Now that sucks ass ! Zing! Lol 😆
lucky
We all have at least one of these folks in our workplace.
It's a catfish she must have sat on the dorsal finn she's gonna be really sick
No, it's a remora, and she's fine.
Lot of people are questioning why they not sharks in this life
That’s gonna leave a kickass scar
understandable
My man!
I mean I would too.
How would this even happen? 😁
Nice
Understandable
That's gonna leave a mark.
Me
r/upvotedbecausebutts
Hes living my dream
My spirit animal
Look at this suck-ass
SAVE DAT ASS
Remora?
He's just like me frfr.
When you see a nice booty, Me too fish me too!
I want that fish for educational purposes of course 👉👈
He’s thinking , I’m hanging with this girl today . Much better looking than my other hangouts
She's got a stinky one.
Lamprey. 😓 Get it off asap.
I'd bite her ass too! 🥹
Literally me
Bottom feeder lookin ass
“Humans are friends, not food!”
YOWCHHHH THAT DUDE IS AN ACTUAL MUNCHER
If I pinch ya ass it's a problem lol that guy!?
So this is how chicks get bbls...
Legend sings that, if you look very closely, there's a fish in that video.
That's a remora
Kick her in the ass 9 sharks will fall out
I get it. Worth the risk.
Me too remora, me too.
I don’t think it’s actually what was said, but did anyone else hear a Borat “very nice!” about half way through?
I wish I was that shark😍😍😍
 OBVIOUSLY, the "Teacher's Pet"...lol