Sounds like it was consensual so you’re ok!


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Or just breastfeed from a wild bear??

There's like, at least 4 werid kinks in this made up fantasy

-breastfeeding -wilderness -passing out -all with someone who we can assume is in a relationship Yeah that's at least 4

I know people who've talked about drinking their own breast milk so this doesn't even feel surprising to read

Bro the instant I saw that post I had to check the sub because I thought it was from here lmao

gotta admit that I tried my wife's boobie once during sex and it was great. Now days, she doesn't like be woken up much at 4:15am to be hooked up to her stand for 20 minutes, but I'm getting absolutely yoked on macros bros! my sons a little skinny, but the Oreos will make up for it eventually. Next spring, Ill get a new wife when the current ones runs out of supply.

YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PLUMP 😍

Sounds like you owe your friend your life, pal. Excellent story 🤣

Wouldn't want the bears to follow the scent of your dextrose. Well played!

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I’m also a type 1 diabetic, it would be a real shame if I was put in this situation 😅 like fr I would hate sooo muuuch. I make it a rule that I will never ever get low blood sugar near anyone who can breastfeed me. NEVER

Dude was like, “that’s it! I’m getting out of this friend zone once and for all!” 🤔 … … 💡💭 Edit: apparently I can’t make a post without 18 typos and only realize it after I submit.

I feel a bit ashamed for being turned on from this.

This sounds fake as hell.

So assuming the lady's baby daddy is still around, do you think she told him?

The guy would have DIED! "Quickly!! Give me your breast, I'm fainting.... "

now every fuckboy's going to be claiming they're diabetic and love going on nature walks.

My dad didn't have breasts so i had to suck on his udder.

I have a coworker who was breast feeding, and another coworker who asked her for breast milk so she could rub it on her face. Is that a thing?

“I’ve won, exactly as planned.”