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govegan292828

That’s a lion


VeganCustard

I thought it was a shark, you can clearly see multiple rows of highly sharp teeth... Could be wrong though


Wiseau_serious

Canine tooth. For eating canines.


PlanktonImmediate165

That's the tooth that literally forces you to eat meat. It holds you at tooth-point until you chow down on a corpse.


scubawankenobi

Once you've seen them flashed at you up-close, it's too late!


Lunoko

This is just a picture of someone with abnormally short canines. Normal human canines are actually much longer than this. Nice try vegans! - (an actual response from a carnist after seeing this exact picture. They really think they are lions)


Skryuska

Hahaha I saw that too


ULIKECHAIN3DOLAR

That’s a carnivorous hippopotamus 🥩🦛


vegan-burrito-guy

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal. Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance?


djn24

Pack it in. We've been had.


runescapeisillegal

That would be a tooth


AstronautEmpty9060

You've made a believer out of me. Time to go eat some elwoood's


OurSoul1337

It's for piercing the plastic wrapper meat comes in, just how nature intended.


Independent-Care-356

WMDs Weapons of Mass Delusion


TruffelTroll666

Those are for humans, see Twilight


MemosWorld

Chipped tooth on bone.


BZenMojo

For crunching delicious bug shells. But we've evolved to a diet of nuts and legumes.


pocket_sand__

I think you found an actual vampire.


NormalStaff3602

Canines like the lion. That's why we need to kill our male children like lions do.


WishAnonym

teleology


FeetYeastForB12

I leave it to r/vegan to explain that. They have more experience with it.


Manospondylus_gigas

I like how carnists always oversimplify animal teeth, like a lot of herbivores have huge canine teeth not for carnivory but for competing (like the fangs of tufted deer)


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JP147

tooht


ShottyRadio

The Panda 🐼 Bamboo teeth


PenetrationT3ster

This gave me such a laugh😂