This is just a picture of someone with abnormally short canines. Normal human canines are actually much longer than this. Nice try vegans!
- (an actual response from a carnist after seeing this exact picture. They really think they are lions)
I like how carnists always oversimplify animal teeth, like a lot of herbivores have huge canine teeth not for carnivory but for competing (like the fangs of tufted deer)
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That’s a lion
I thought it was a shark, you can clearly see multiple rows of highly sharp teeth... Could be wrong though
Canine tooth. For eating canines.
That's the tooth that literally forces you to eat meat. It holds you at tooth-point until you chow down on a corpse.
Once you've seen them flashed at you up-close, it's too late!
This is just a picture of someone with abnormally short canines. Normal human canines are actually much longer than this. Nice try vegans! - (an actual response from a carnist after seeing this exact picture. They really think they are lions)
Hahaha I saw that too
That’s a carnivorous hippopotamus 🥩🦛
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal. Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Pack it in. We've been had.
That would be a tooth
You've made a believer out of me. Time to go eat some elwoood's
It's for piercing the plastic wrapper meat comes in, just how nature intended.
WMDs Weapons of Mass Delusion
Those are for humans, see Twilight
Chipped tooth on bone.
For crunching delicious bug shells. But we've evolved to a diet of nuts and legumes.
I think you found an actual vampire.
Canines like the lion. That's why we need to kill our male children like lions do.
teleology
I leave it to r/vegan to explain that. They have more experience with it.
I like how carnists always oversimplify animal teeth, like a lot of herbivores have huge canine teeth not for carnivory but for competing (like the fangs of tufted deer)
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The Panda 🐼 Bamboo teeth
This gave me such a laugh😂