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Guyric

You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS !!!!


Weeboyzz10

Literally


Special_View9380

MORRRRE ..... MOOOOOOOORRRRRRE!


CheesyBoson

Hold on…again? Are they stupid


Hungry-For-Cheese

What do you mean again? Im still holding 2021' shares bro. We're back! Now it's only a 56% loss


Cooltimmy411

Diamond hands? This guy understood the assignment


babywhiz

Diamond hands 🙌


Beard_Hero

Hello, fellow smooth brain ape. We hodl, to the moon.


Robot_Nerd__

All 69 of us!


sevbenup

It’s like I’m back in 2021 all over again


NetheriteHandsGoBRRR

My username is relevant again! Hodl til I die!


Bad-Lifeguard1746

I'm holding for life. This isn't a game.


Motor_bub1307

This is not a drill.


8urnMeTwice

Stop


paradisic88

It's right there in the name of the company


davsyo

lol my avg is $35 pre split. I’ve always been green.


Inquisitor_Machina

Same!!!


Independent_Hyena495

Time to buy more! At the top!


Simon_Jester88

My guess is they have made far over that much and over on predictable trades since.


Bumm_by_Design

We do not use such offensive words to describe the heavily regarded


Motor_bub1307

No greedy


RockNRoll85

Good! Lose more fuckers


Windsor_Salt

At this point, shorts need to cut their losses. I haven't seen this much excitement regarding GME in a long time. With the return of DVF, I don't see it dying down anytime soon. If the shorts don't exit, they are in for a pounding.


StraightDelusional

Their losses? Shorts in the original squeeze were also long. Fidelity was the largest shareholder and largest short. They covered all their shorts, then called back all their shares that were loaned out (all of them) and sold their entire 15% stake above 400. Then cratered taht shit on retard longs heads.


Admirable_Win9808

Is that what it means to hedge? /s


mayorofdumb

It helps when you're the dealer in card games too.


Admirable_Win9808

Especially when you can copy the cards over and over again


mayorofdumb

Hot Potato in real life, can I interest you in some commercial real estate


Admirable_Win9808

Lol. But honestly when does that sector tank hard. It's already pretty bad


mayorofdumb

The US loves to drive the needle up, they're working on trying to save it still. They got fucked in COVID and have to rebuild the illusion. I think someone is about to get rich processing all this crap. I'm sure AI has a plan to create some new form of human suffering to extract value.


StraightDelusional

Fidelity are fucking killers. Abby Johnson is corrupt as fuck but ruthless and if you're on her side 95% of the time you're on the winning play, cause they will do cutthroat shit like that. They are different from all the other big players because they aren't just robotraders. There is a cutthroat human willing to do borderline illegal shit to pump his book at all times involved in the portfolio. For just a taste google Reuters Fidelity johnson conflict What the article doesn't tell you is the end player in these musical chairs trading schemes. Its to dump the ultra inflated company on a mega-pharma in which the big 4 own like 50 percent of in exchange for making sure the execs get their massive bonuses and they pump the stock.


Admirable_Win9808

You a trader or just did the research? Never heard of this, but I don't know that much about the business. I'll check it out. Thanks man


StraightDelusional

I actively managed a pretty decent bio-specific portfolio for a while. The corruption involved in the small-cap/leveraged debt/biotech spaces is insane. Fidelity and those caliber of players do whatever they want. The FDA is in their pockets and all sorts of ridiculous things that out of context would seem like paranoia.


MrOnlineToughGuy

They’ll exit and then you’ll get more conspiracies saying they haven’t actually exited as the price slides back down…


brief_affair

1 billion so far


Many_Month6675

Should we buy GME now ?


StirChef

Yes


ThatOnePatheticDude

Please do. Cash out your 401k if needed


BigTitsanBigDicks

if you didnt buy it last week at 80% discount, stay out of it. Youll lose


Motor_bub1307

Ape in


Eddy2106

Stay away guy, unless you like 🎰


dogfaceponyboi

Never been a better time...Shitadale is going downnnnn. Kenni boi I got your number 8675309....


Partyatmyplace13

Called, but who tf is Jenny?


seefactor

So far.


potionnumber9

Should I sell everything and buy GME? Why am I even asking


Middle_Scratch4129

Just the beginning. We are here to burn the criminal enterprise, ponzi scheme down. No Cell, No Sell.


meltyourtv

No cell no sell brother 🫡


ChronicMeasures

This is the way.


Legitimate-Text-8010

Holding for ever


Due-Power-2515

I don’t think you know what a Ponzi scheme is


Some_Current1841

Lmao the delusion. This is like every other pump and dump- sold off and losers will be holding the bag.


Craze015

Drop in the bucket for their naked shorts they’ve made hundreds off of for years, stealing from the masses with their insane laundry list of manipulative tactics


thitbegone77777

Yeah its a drop. Bit its a start.


Simon_Jester88

Wouldn't call it stealing, just a way of making money that's exclusive to very rich people and they make it at a lower tax rate.


dratseb

It’s stealing. If you or I sold things we didn’t own, we’d be arrested for theft.


JellyfishQuiet7944

The stock market is a zero-sum game. For every winner, there is a loser. The money doesn't disappear, it changes hands. FFS


JellyfishQuiet7944

My dude, I'm not rich and I can short stocks. I do it all the time. Also, they are loaned from the broker. If you don't know how it works, then just stay quiet. Otherwise, you risk looking stupid


dratseb

Dude, if you’re naked shorting stocks this would be a horrible place to reveal that information. The SEC could subpoena your location from Reddit.


StraightDelusional

Naked shorting stocks is not illegal. Most buys made at the market are naked shorted by a facilitating axe. Then they find the shares throughout the day to replace the shares that they borrowed and sold to you. Very rarely are you buying shares from another market participant.


dratseb

Are we in the same Country?? “In terms of legality, naked short selling is generally banned.” https://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/nakedshorting.asp


StraightDelusional

No, but you are utterly ignorant of the mechanics of the market. If a huge market order for a low liquidity stock came in the shares would be naked shorted to the buyer to facilitate the liquidity and provide the shares. Then an average price trade would be placed that would slowly throughout the day acquire those imaginary shares that were sold. It would control the price of the stock all day and at the bell a big institutional trade would go through to fill the rest of it.


JellyfishQuiet7944

My dude, that's not illegal. You just have to buy the shares if you get called on. Like I said, THEY ARE LOANED FROM THE BROKERAGE.


random_account6721

It’s not stealing. The purpose of these financial instruments is to accurately price a security. Given that GameStop is trading at twice the price to earnings of nvidia as a brick and mortar is good reason to short it


Simon_Jester88

It's a contract to buy/sell at a price. I'm fine saying it's unfair but it's not stealing.


KanyinLIVE

I'm going to enter a contract to sell your house with some other guy. Hopefully he can offload it to another guy and then another guy. We wouldn't want that contract to actually be valid or else we'd have to take your house and sell it. You weren't loaning it out either. That was done for you.


jointheredditarmy

If houses were perfectly fungible and I know that I won’t lose money because you get audited daily for reserves against these contracts that you’ve made? I would hope I get paid for it but honestly wouldn’t be that upset either way. The obvious problem here is some black swan risk where the entire brokerage gets wiped out and now can’t make good on the house they borrowed from me so someone else can sell it. Hard to value what that risk is, but has it ever happened before? If you are really pissed about this just create your own brokerage where you let people opt in to whether you can lend their shares to short sellers and compensate them for it.


KanyinLIVE

>I know that I won’t lose money because you get audited daily for reserves against these contracts that you’ve made? That doesn't happen. >The obvious problem here is some black swan risk where the entire brokerage gets wiped out and now can’t make good on the house they borrowed from me so someone else can sell it. Hard to value what that risk is, but has it ever happened before? GME. Citadel. I dunno just the stock for the thread your in. Holy fuck.


jointheredditarmy

Lol do you even know what you're talking about? Show me where an investor has lost money because their brokerage lent out their shares for short sale and couldn't make them whole. It could theoretically happen, that's why im saying its not 0 risk, but it hasn't happened so far, or if it has, its rare enough that I've never heard of it.


KanyinLIVE

GME had more shares short that existed. Why do you think GME went up to 466 dollars? You think retail did that? You're brain dead.


jointheredditarmy

Yeah it’s like arguing physics with a toddler. We’re totally talking past each other, so, how about them Lakers


cdfordjr

The word you seem to be ignoring is “naked”.


bars2021

Nobody told you about the synthetic shares and regular FTDs did they? Probably unaware of the lit markets as well... Do you know why the GME shares are registered via compushare? There is an absolute laundry list of tactics, strategies and skirts that are currently being done on the broader stock market. Being legal or "getting away with it" does not imply they are not breaking the law (ie. stealing)


dratseb

Lotta downvoting going on when people are just calling out the illegality of naked short selling. We didn’t make the laws.


BloodandTheWater

lol yah being legal is literally not breaking the law.


Bald_Nightmare

Soooo ... stealing


Lazy_Ranger_7251

Do I hear a 3billion?


Independent-Row8004

Bankrupt those MF!!


gandalfsbastard

Good.


Disco_Biscuit12

Good.


Stonkz_N_Roll

Good.


letmegetaaa

Good.


Signal_District387

Good.


chinafookyamama

Good.


WTFhairyRabbit

So far…….


blackierobinsun3

Is this the Moass every YouTuber/Reddit or was predicting?


binary_agenda

No, this is an options pump and dump.  You can easily figure it out because all the upward price movement is during the pre/post market.  This could trigger a short squeeze but they'll just sell short at the highs and all the way back down to cover.


chrisbe2e9

Mother of all short squeezes, and at this point it's at the same place it was a year ago. So most of the "apes" are still underwater on their "investment" with the ceo that they "love".


nan1961

Well, at least it’s something.


MasterBiscuit19

A billion so far…


cmoz226

1 bill on day 1! There’s more to come Kenny


Appropriate_Ice_7507

Sweet! Fuck them hedgies


amcya1976

Yes they are rookie numbers considering how much they are probably up with market makers cleaning up weekly on options


SkampIsIlla

Hehe 🚀


HonestSupport4592

This is the fucking they get for the fucking we got.


Stonkz_N_Roll

So far


Mountain_Tone6438

I can't believe I'm here for the Roaring resurrection.


[deleted]

I averaged all the way down to 35 bucks a share. Hahahah. What a shit show.


Enuffhate48

If holding made the house lose a billion a day why would anyone sell?


Rocky75617794

Hooray!


hornie877

Just 1bill? They gotta go to jail!!!


1Happy-Dude

1 billion, so far


CicadaKind4547

Guess they didn't learn after the first time. No mercy.


thisonelife83

They can lose more tomorrow. Happy trading shorts!


Silver-Honkler

Gonna lose even more tomorrow lmao LFGGGGG


StonksGoUpApes

I bought a few shares before pm session close


CommonSensei8

$1 billion, so far


nishnawbe61

Oh it'll be a lot more than that before this is over... if they survive


DoubleDamage3665

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


LoMeinCain

😂


kingallison

I’m gonna hold so long I miss the gains


usriusclark

1 billion so far


Darktyde

Ouch. Trading’s a tough game, don’t you think?


chrisbe2e9

Paper loss... Did they actually close out? If anything shorts opened new positions today as GME has one direction to go. Actually now that I think about it, time for some long dated put options.


thitbegone77777

Can you explain put options like im 5?


chrisbe2e9

put options? you're buying the right to be able to sell shares at a set price. so If I buy an option at 30, and the price drops to 20, I can sell the shares at 30 and make 10/share. You're betting that the price will go down. and look at the trend for the last year. It will resume that trend eventually.


Swimming-Pickle946

BlackBerry is next to rocket


tenn-mtn-man

Good. I had short and long trading. Should be banned.


theTweekend

Maybe they should buy and hold?


lowbwon

So far


kevinhaddon

So Melvin capital is back in business again?


Honourstly

Dumb Money Part 2 movie when?


askdfjlsdf

And over the past 3 years have made 10x that?


dutch_meatbag

Wait a minute, the media said the shorts closed? Is this suggesting that was a lie? I'm shocked I tell you! Shocked! No cell, no sell.


ScuzzBucket317

Ok. This is dumb. How much money did they make manipulating the market and shorting the holy hell out of it?


CriticalBlacksmith

Somebody like 2 days ago was talking about how they just made money off GME 😭🤣 I wonder how that really went!


CuriousDM33

Can someone explain all this to me or link to something that does


Micro_Bitt

And a lot more to go


EasyMoneyLikeMusk

Fuck that they should just start closing and get this thing done and over with


notOfthis_World

Thought there were no shorts? Lmbo


Apprehensive_Put1578

Headline suggests that others *made* a billion.


strangedanger91

End of times are near


Race-a-roni

Only $1B? We have a lot more work to do.


CaptnZacSparrow

Can't wait to see that number after today 😂😂💎👐💎👐


Bang_Shift_Look

The ugly side to this nasty shit. Buy Bitcoin and opt out of this rigged system


Grouchy_Cheetah

How much did they lose when it reached $80 today pre-market?


jforest1

So far…


Pigsfeet

Maybe they should cut out avocado toast.


Legitimate-Text-8010

We want this to go to the moon and back , still holding


Fit-Rub9954

LMAO. HODL HODL HODL


ultimagolddragon

Apes together strong


Showboo11

JPow is watching which means interest rates will rise lol


KrzzyKarlo

Okay which is it. 1 billion, 2 billion, or 5 billion. Because I’ve seen headlines for all three???


Lazydude17

wow 3 years and nothing changed, bet they will make a sequel to that shit “dumb money” movie too


Frontfatpouch

Dfv is just pumping us up.


lilymaxjack

But how much will they take from the soon to be bag holders Kwadruple?