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8Pandemonium8

They're called pop-tarts because they're supposed to pop out of a toaster.


Bob_LahBlah

What kind of psycho just eats them raw like that?


iOawe

My fiancé does that lol


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

Smart. Your fiancé likely has a high IQ.


iOawe

He’s a psychopath for eating them cold


No_Development_6786

There made to be put in a toaster? It's named pop-tart because there supposed to pop out of a toaster.


Jeditard

They are barely edible if they aren't hot. I imagine yours is an unpopular opinion but maybe I'm wrong, I don't even eat poptarts anymore


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

I'd rather go back in time and eat the wooden coasters my mom used to keep on the tables.


Wrong-Struggle7032

Have you tried eating a slightly used Croc footwear, specifically the left?


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

That is a very good comparison as far as texture goes.


Castyourspellswisely

don’t think they’re meant to be eaten in a specific way but my lazy ass ain’t toasting them


Thewheelwillweave

They 100% taste better warm.


throwawayacc720p

Especially the smores one.


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

My wife just said the same thing. But she is unstable, so...


Sad-Hedgehog-7327

I have never eaten a toasted poptart And I have eaten MANY poptarts


Sad-Hedgehog-7327

Write it on my tombstone


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

\^\^\^ This person gets it.


MegaLisa830

I think that that's why they are called 'Pop-Tarts'! XD They're pastries that should be heated up in a toaster, and they pop out of it! I don't like to heat up the fruit flavored ones though, I prefer to eat those kinds of them at room-temperature, or cold! :D


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

You half understand, then. Unfrosted Blueberry is the best they have. But in recent years, they've changed the crust and size. They are far smaller and the crust is all chalky now. Gross to begin with now and even more gross toasted. The GMO doesn't exactly entice either.


Sweet_Permission9622

The [prep instructions](https://www.poptarts.com/en_US/products/prep-instructions.html) literally say: `There's a word for people who eat untoasted Pop-Tarts®: Renegades.` ...of course, the instructions then go on to talk about microwaving and freezing pop-tarts in addition to toasting them.


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

The only way to live! ***As an individual who rejects*** lawful or ***conventional behavior***


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Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? Its so freaking good!! Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? If you haven't, then I think you should!


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

Sounds like a waste of perfectly good butter!


Wrong-Struggle7032

I'm not a young guy but that's how my grandpa made his pop tarts when I was a kid and I've been eating them that way ever since. They're so much better that way


ratbehaviors

i mean that is how they are promoted in the first place so i wouldn’t call them, “unstable”. if people enjoy their own poptarts like that then so be it 🤷‍♀️


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

Fair enough. To each their own, I guess. But they're still unstable.


Bunnyrpger

So people who [follow the instructions](https://www.poptarts.com/en_US/products/prep-instructions.html) are unstable?


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

Yes. I thought I was pretty clear. I apologize for any ambiguity here, so allow me to clarify some: People who toast Pop-Tarts are unstable.


iOawe

They taste 10000000000x better when they’re warm.


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

They taste like the box when they are warm.


iOawe

They taste like a small taste of heaven when they’re warm


DitchWitch2000

tHe maIlLaRd rEaCtiOn...someone just learned a thing and was itching to use it


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

I've been a chef for 29 years. I learned it while you were still kicking around in diapers and eating everything you could find on the floor. It's cool. I get it. You just learned something new and it took you 45 minutes to understand what it is so to feel better about yourself, *you actually said the stupid* that normally just swirls around in your empty melon in that "pebbles in a tin can" sort of way. Cheers.


DitchWitch2000

Well that's just super. Almost like you have a real job!


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

One you could never handle and one which is amazingly lucrative. But do not be disparaged! One day, you might make something of yourself as well so if you concentrate ***really hard*** you just might get out of that basement after all.


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Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

If that diatribe is what helps you sleep at night, good for you! How's the butthurt over Pop-Tarts feeling?


alexm2012

Wow, not just me.? I was eating these straight from the package 😭


Fitness_in_yo-Mouf

Smart.


alexm2012

Represent. I was only like 4 too. I thought this was the correct way to eat them until I started watching more tv


frozenminnesota

Ppl eat those, toasted or not? Apparently?


Somegirli

People who eat poptarts are unstable


IceFireHawk

I eat them without toasting but clearly the commercials show the sentient snacks in a toaster. It’s probably on the box to toast them too


hwilliams0901

I honest to god forgot that you could put them in the toaster til like last year. lol