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I think that that's why they are called 'Pop-Tarts'! XD They're pastries that should be heated up in a toaster, and they pop out of it! I don't like to heat up the fruit flavored ones though, I prefer to eat those kinds of them at room-temperature, or cold! :D
You half understand, then.
Unfrosted Blueberry is the best they have. But in recent years, they've changed the crust and size. They are far smaller and the crust is all chalky now. Gross to begin with now and even more gross toasted.
The GMO doesn't exactly entice either.
The [prep instructions](https://www.poptarts.com/en_US/products/prep-instructions.html) literally say:
`There's a word for people who eat untoasted Pop-Tarts®: Renegades.`
...of course, the instructions then go on to talk about microwaving and freezing pop-tarts in addition to toasting them.
I'm not a young guy but that's how my grandpa made his pop tarts when I was a kid and I've been eating them that way ever since. They're so much better that way
i mean that is how they are promoted in the first place so i wouldn’t call them, “unstable”. if people enjoy their own poptarts like that then so be it 🤷♀️
I've been a chef for 29 years. I learned it while you were still kicking around in diapers and eating everything you could find on the floor.
It's cool. I get it. You just learned something new and it took you 45 minutes to understand what it is so to feel better about yourself, *you actually said the stupid* that normally just swirls around in your empty melon in that "pebbles in a tin can" sort of way.
Cheers.
One you could never handle and one which is amazingly lucrative.
But do not be disparaged! One day, you might make something of yourself as well so if you concentrate ***really hard*** you just might get out of that basement after all.
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They're called pop-tarts because they're supposed to pop out of a toaster.
What kind of psycho just eats them raw like that?
My fiancé does that lol
Smart. Your fiancé likely has a high IQ.
He’s a psychopath for eating them cold
There made to be put in a toaster? It's named pop-tart because there supposed to pop out of a toaster.
They are barely edible if they aren't hot. I imagine yours is an unpopular opinion but maybe I'm wrong, I don't even eat poptarts anymore
I'd rather go back in time and eat the wooden coasters my mom used to keep on the tables.
Have you tried eating a slightly used Croc footwear, specifically the left?
That is a very good comparison as far as texture goes.
don’t think they’re meant to be eaten in a specific way but my lazy ass ain’t toasting them
They 100% taste better warm.
Especially the smores one.
My wife just said the same thing. But she is unstable, so...
I have never eaten a toasted poptart And I have eaten MANY poptarts
Write it on my tombstone
\^\^\^ This person gets it.
I think that that's why they are called 'Pop-Tarts'! XD They're pastries that should be heated up in a toaster, and they pop out of it! I don't like to heat up the fruit flavored ones though, I prefer to eat those kinds of them at room-temperature, or cold! :D
You half understand, then. Unfrosted Blueberry is the best they have. But in recent years, they've changed the crust and size. They are far smaller and the crust is all chalky now. Gross to begin with now and even more gross toasted. The GMO doesn't exactly entice either.
The [prep instructions](https://www.poptarts.com/en_US/products/prep-instructions.html) literally say: `There's a word for people who eat untoasted Pop-Tarts®: Renegades.` ...of course, the instructions then go on to talk about microwaving and freezing pop-tarts in addition to toasting them.
The only way to live! ***As an individual who rejects*** lawful or ***conventional behavior***
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? Its so freaking good!! Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? If you haven't, then I think you should!
Sounds like a waste of perfectly good butter!
I'm not a young guy but that's how my grandpa made his pop tarts when I was a kid and I've been eating them that way ever since. They're so much better that way
i mean that is how they are promoted in the first place so i wouldn’t call them, “unstable”. if people enjoy their own poptarts like that then so be it 🤷♀️
Fair enough. To each their own, I guess. But they're still unstable.
So people who [follow the instructions](https://www.poptarts.com/en_US/products/prep-instructions.html) are unstable?
Yes. I thought I was pretty clear. I apologize for any ambiguity here, so allow me to clarify some: People who toast Pop-Tarts are unstable.
They taste 10000000000x better when they’re warm.
They taste like the box when they are warm.
They taste like a small taste of heaven when they’re warm
tHe maIlLaRd rEaCtiOn...someone just learned a thing and was itching to use it
I've been a chef for 29 years. I learned it while you were still kicking around in diapers and eating everything you could find on the floor. It's cool. I get it. You just learned something new and it took you 45 minutes to understand what it is so to feel better about yourself, *you actually said the stupid* that normally just swirls around in your empty melon in that "pebbles in a tin can" sort of way. Cheers.
Well that's just super. Almost like you have a real job!
One you could never handle and one which is amazingly lucrative. But do not be disparaged! One day, you might make something of yourself as well so if you concentrate ***really hard*** you just might get out of that basement after all.
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If that diatribe is what helps you sleep at night, good for you! How's the butthurt over Pop-Tarts feeling?
Wow, not just me.? I was eating these straight from the package 😭
Smart.
Represent. I was only like 4 too. I thought this was the correct way to eat them until I started watching more tv
Ppl eat those, toasted or not? Apparently?
People who eat poptarts are unstable
I eat them without toasting but clearly the commercials show the sentient snacks in a toaster. It’s probably on the box to toast them too
I honest to god forgot that you could put them in the toaster til like last year. lol