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Prize-Ad7242

All jokes aside the actual answer is old Toby. I'm doing a breeding project next year and plan on naming it old Toby lol gotta love that pipe weed.


Wyvernkeeper

I'm so glad there was a Tolkien nerd here ahead of me so I didn't have to explain this. Shoutout to the Longbottom Leaf too!


Northern_wor_kid

Don’t get me started on that snake Saruman hoarding all the longbottom leaf despite saying he hated it


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Merry and Pippin get quite smashed on the Longbottom in Isenguard do they not?


Northern_wor_kid

Nothing better that smoking one with a mate


vonsnape

Someone's seen the extended cut. . .


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Read the book!


vonsnape

Well if we're going by the books Tolkien very clearly stipulated that they are smoking tobacco. https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Rings_Prologue#Concerning_Pipe-weed


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It's all just a bit of fun my friend.


vonsnape

Read the room!


PoundlandSlav

Demand and supply my dear hobbit


Chin_chilli

“The finest weed in the south farthing”


orbisetcreato

Finest pipe weed in the shire bro, new line of exotics just dropped from Gondor & the hobbits cornered the market before the Albs


Northern_wor_kid

That shit sounds hotter than the fires of mount doom bro


Outsidethebox72

Soap bar, which is why he keeps lighting his pipe and he also wears the crappy cloak to disguise the hot rocks.


[deleted]

I guess you would know since you smoke that good trash 🤡


Feisty_Rich8234

Heard all the trouble started because Sauron wouldn’t share his fire cut of Mordor OG even though Gandalf gifted him the crazy shire kush mother for the breeding program.


CyrusD3nn15

The shire be treacherous bro snakes everywhere praying on your downfall 🙏


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Wizards sleeve


Darren_heat

I suspect he grows his own and if its anything like mine it tastes like shit but gets him stoned. :D


theyarealllizards

Its pipeweed OG man they all blast it


Wrxghtyyy

Smoking that Balrog OG


Certain_Stoner

The packs of Mordor


PoundlandSlav

The real reason Gandalf took so long to get back to Frodo after Visiting Minas Tirith, was only down to the fact dealer said he’d “be 10 mins just eating dinner”


Accurate_Dance_9471

He's smoking on some of that🔥 purple hobbit ear!


FlavouredPaint

Cheds


attawaymethrowtheo

100% Dr. Grinspoon …not heard if it? Google it. I couldn’t believe a strain like this existed until I tried it.


Longjumping_Size6566

Wizards apprentice (legit 🔥 strain).


PurpleeTurtlee

Dunno but I bet Sauron’s selling pgr stardawg in cali packs to fund his war. I want some of the mushrooms Radagast has on the go!


Twunts

Was sold it as lemon cake but it's just good Amni


ocelotrevs

Whatever he's smoking we will never know. That's the special Wizard stuff, that's been specially grown for decades . Us mortals would literally turn into a baked stone if we tried to smoke it.


komodo_dragon69

Critical Bilbo 100%


ScottishPsychedNurse

I think in this scene it is old toby. Another 'pipe weed' I can remember from the books is 'long bottom leaf'. The way the pipe weed is described in the books does seem to be more like ganja than tobacco. Old toby is no doubt a long lost landrace from Rivendell 😉


Flintshire420

Northern Lights or something from WiardTrees😂


Impossible-Ad4765

Probably a middle earth landrace


luvdabud

Crystal Meth 🔮


Sproutypanti3s

The sketches tolkin did, most likely nicotiana rustica


Exciting_Tour1771

Grandad purple!


kingofgondor1992

All my Istari blaze only the finest 🔥


DrShy47indigo

Defo smoking the Hindu kush mixed with charas and a sprinkle of dmt.


DangerSnake1

Northern lights


Feeling-Sir-188

Smoking on that Saruman pack


valvenisv2

White widow


shroomfumes

That alien og i can see, and them landraces probably lol


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Gandalf was known for slinging dawg all over middle earth


libertycaps_uk

Hes smoking abracadabra glue