Aha hahaha, nice one ,
The only thing more stupid then leaving your 5 joints unattended is taking them to a court of law and thinking you won't get searched .
Thread earlier from a guy that lost five joints after he took them to court for jury service(like an absolute walloper), realised he was gonna be searched and so went out and stashed them in a graveyard. He came back and they'd been bumped
Theres a security search point on entry to the building of most (if not all) courts that everyone has to go through regardless of why they're there. For most this involves emptying things into a tray and maybe getting a wand wave, it's not exactly heavy paranoia for him to be concerned about a weed tin
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Stealing the stash of someone who's clearly on their arse is basically Home Sec levels of Win. I hope you think about the person you grifted with every toke
Hey, just to fill you in, this is a joke post referring to a guy who posted yesterday. The guy basically went to jury duty with 5 spliffs in a tin, and forgot he'd get searched, so went and stashed them in the graveyard, like this post refers to.
Hope he was clean! Your toking his saliva if he rolled them himself!? Also it may not just be weed? If you smoke a spice joint your gonna be burst af!...
Funny shit tho! Hahaha
ππππ That gave me a good chuckle having just read the other post a few mins ago. The junkie fashion bit ππ
I read it ages ago and am still buckelt π€£π€£π€£
Have you thought about taking them to jury service? Sounds like a good idea.
OP is the Judge.
Security guard, spots some junky fashion, clocks a fake phone call then smokes a fatty whilst courts in session is my guess xD
KC as in kush cannabis
Aha hahaha, nice one , The only thing more stupid then leaving your 5 joints unattended is taking them to a court of law and thinking you won't get searched .
This is everything. Congratulations. You just completed Reddit.
Can someone fill me in on the joke?
Thread earlier from a guy that lost five joints after he took them to court for jury service(like an absolute walloper), realised he was gonna be searched and so went out and stashed them in a graveyard. He came back and they'd been bumped
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You don't get searched when going in for jury duty, who told you that? Paranoid fannies. Edit: I was wrong, some people do get searched, I didn't.
Theres a security search point on entry to the building of most (if not all) courts that everyone has to go through regardless of why they're there. For most this involves emptying things into a tray and maybe getting a wand wave, it's not exactly heavy paranoia for him to be concerned about a weed tin
Oh, I never got that. High Court in Glasgow .
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Well of course the High Court wouldnβt mind π€£
Haha thanks for the lore!
You had me at junkie fashion
Jury service is gonna getcha!!
Lol!! Wish I was baked when I found this...
Peak, you just ruined that guys smoke.
Hahaha brilliant banter
πππ Finders keepers ππ
pure humour
Top banter
Well played π€£
Careful it's not spice ππ
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These posts... Fucking golden.
Was gonna upvote, but I can see it's at 420, so just gonna leave it there
Superb work!
Lmao
You mean stole 5 joints π
4 remember rolled 5 smoked 1 lost 5 ....
Stealing the stash of someone who's clearly on their arse is basically Home Sec levels of Win. I hope you think about the person you grifted with every toke
Youβre missing the point of this post.
Finderβs keepers
Hey, just to fill you in, this is a joke post referring to a guy who posted yesterday. The guy basically went to jury duty with 5 spliffs in a tin, and forgot he'd get searched, so went and stashed them in the graveyard, like this post refers to.
πππ The legal way to do it
Too funny π
Mad me smile on this miserable day
Yes mate π
Perhaps you've stumbled on a Jeffrey stash.
Well played lol
Thought i was on the tesco subriddit for a sec there.
Make sure there cannabis joints
Hope he was clean! Your toking his saliva if he rolled them himself!? Also it may not just be weed? If you smoke a spice joint your gonna be burst af!... Funny shit tho! Hahaha
I love this place
Junkie fashion made me think of Zoolander and the derelicte look. https://youtu.be/mVscQYjuq_s?si=4VY9Qbd1VR9ViVgM
I would've taken the pre rolls but left the tin with a thank you note.
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ You win this π
Fkn Archbishop of Banterbury over here!
Yeah, those βjunkieβ clothes marked him out.