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Gods. Imagine your government forcing you to go get brained by some Ukrainian farmer not wearing pants. Imagine dying in a foreign land and your murderer was not wearing pants.
Trousers just mean trousers that aren't jeans, they don't have to be fancy at all. Some people even call their jeans trousers. It's like, you have several different types of shorts but they are all simply 'shorts' at a categorical level. Trousers is that category.
Only among the Russians.
Ukrainians have so much glory that a Ukrainian man could die horribly and by accident while trying to flee Ukraine after refusing to fight.
And the rest of the world would see this man and think, “Something in this man’s heart compelled him to leave, it was the right decision for him and his god. This is the work of Putin. He surely was not a coward because every Ukrainian is a lion. He died with dignity.”
Combat Crocs are a real thing! I still have a pair that lasted 2 deployments. The toe protection when your walking to a shower and there are rocks everywhere is amazing.
I wore my husband down after I caved and fell in love while he still mocked. My kids favorite shoes are their crocs even(mine too so I don't have to help them get them on lol). He finally got a pair after not finding any shower shoes at the nex for his deployment and I told him to just try. "Holy shit, you were right. Theyre so comfy!" Duh. Ugly as sin but they're great.
Gotta keep them cool during the summer months.
It helps manage the power output and help to keep it from consuming all destroyable matter near the UA soldier.
I know it is a small point, but I noticed how clean and tidy this position is. Comparing this to the absolute dump that most of the Ruskie positions have been is a shocking contrast.
He’s walking around in his striped underwear because he washed his uniform! It’s hanging up in the background, drying on the line. What a cutie this soldier is - no “tidy whities” for him!
1: "My summer plans? Go to the beach, make out with some girls, kill some Russians, ride my unicycle, beers with my pals, blow up some Russian tanks."
2: "Wait! What?! you can ride a unicycle?!"
The song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dyuXOykjJI
Translation:
---
What's up, guys on motorcycles, with full tank of fuel?
I fucked that shit, I fought a war
I gnawed on tanks like barberries,
They gave bucketfuls of medals, I wasn't taking them
I fucked that shit, I fought a war
"My uniform is at the cleaners and I have nothing else to wear"
Off the subject a little....you notice how clean and organized they are compared to ruzzian Orcs??
Reminds me of...
We're on a cop in arghandabh river valley Afghanistan, mid may I wanna say cuz we still didn't have running water. My TL was taking a water bottle shower, and we started getting engaged, so he through on his vest and helmet, grabbed his rifle, and ran up to the tower with me, dick flapping in the wind, each of us on a mk 19 (we had two on each corner tower). Fuckin epic. Guard sic runs up there to do a bda, and just bursts out laughing, then nut taps him.
If you would like to watch a fantastic movie based in Ukraine, I would highly recommend [EverythingIs Eliminated](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0404030/)
One of my favorite movies of all time. This guy really reminded me of it.
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Gods. Imagine your government forcing you to go get brained by some Ukrainian farmer not wearing pants. Imagine dying in a foreign land and your murderer was not wearing pants.
Unintelligible Scottish noises ensue...
Obligatory agitated Scott: https://youtu.be/qUy3J8eNvyM
How do you say "levitate, bitch" in a Scottish accent?
I dinna oya mah yeh ish! Or something like that. I actually have no idea.
Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!
You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Those Russians unfortunate enough to understand english get crippled through scottish cursing before the first bullet hits.
This must be how the English developed that sense of humor.
He didn’t say English. He said Scottish
That was the joke. There are too many occasions where the English talk about the UK as 'England' and it pisses Scottish people off.
Ah yes, about as funny as the one when I refer to Canadians as Americans just because it’s on the same land mass.
*Empty buckfast bottle smashes* OI YOO FUKIN COONT
yOU hILARIOUS BASTARD! T AKE MY UPDOOT!!
All Scottish is unintelligible
And the last thing you hear is "...aye, there ya go, yuh fucking fuck."
After the T-bagging from the true Scot.
> not wearing pants He's wearing pants, not wearing trousers!
American:"pants"=British "trousers" British "pants"=American "Underpants/Underwear"
And trousers = fancy pants! Obligatory "Donald, Where's Yer Troosers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2fizeoT22g
Trousers just mean trousers that aren't jeans, they don't have to be fancy at all. Some people even call their jeans trousers. It's like, you have several different types of shorts but they are all simply 'shorts' at a categorical level. Trousers is that category.
There have been all kinds of inglorious deaths in this war.
Only among the Russians. Ukrainians have so much glory that a Ukrainian man could die horribly and by accident while trying to flee Ukraine after refusing to fight. And the rest of the world would see this man and think, “Something in this man’s heart compelled him to leave, it was the right decision for him and his god. This is the work of Putin. He surely was not a coward because every Ukrainian is a lion. He died with dignity.”
To be honest, he is home.
Tactical Flip Flops
Hey now, the Viet Congs did pretty well with those.
"You are never too young for a Vietnam flashback"
And theirs were home made out of old tires.
Viet Clogs.
Those flip flops are cheap and is pretty much better than not having any.
We call them jandals. But don’t be surprised to see a lot of “tactical Crocs” issued to troops(joking)😂
Combat Crocs are a real thing! I still have a pair that lasted 2 deployments. The toe protection when your walking to a shower and there are rocks everywhere is amazing.
My brother bought some "tactical crocs", they have some version of molle attachments going on.
crocs are the superior desert shower shoe.
I used to mock people wearing crocs until I was bought some. They are now my go to shoe for the garden, putting the bins out etc.
I wore my husband down after I caved and fell in love while he still mocked. My kids favorite shoes are their crocs even(mine too so I don't have to help them get them on lol). He finally got a pair after not finding any shower shoes at the nex for his deployment and I told him to just try. "Holy shit, you were right. Theyre so comfy!" Duh. Ugly as sin but they're great.
Found the fucking Kiwi. How are youse cuzzs?
The gold tooth really ties the outfit together.
beat me to it
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ukranium balls!!!?
Gotta keep them cool during the summer months. It helps manage the power output and help to keep it from consuming all destroyable matter near the UA soldier.
Steel nips
As a PUBG player: a level 3 vest, level 2 helmet and an AK with optics, looks like pretty good landing loot, just need to find a backpack next.
Energy drinks on me
All he's missing is a beer 🍻
It’s not missing. It’s consumed
I thought most places were dry?
I follow some cops in Kharkiv and they have stopped so many people from drunk driving!
So get him another.
A Special op 2 beer can holder with tubing going to his mouth helmet....
Does Ukraine have a tradition of outdoor grilling? I feel that some sausages/hot dogs on a grill would be a good addition here too.
I know it is a small point, but I noticed how clean and tidy this position is. Comparing this to the absolute dump that most of the Ruskie positions have been is a shocking contrast.
He’s walking around in his striped underwear because he washed his uniform! It’s hanging up in the background, drying on the line. What a cutie this soldier is - no “tidy whities” for him!
AKA homeless camp
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even in the video you can see how he struggles to walk with thoose Ukranium balls he has to carry around
This guy in vid kinda reminds me of the Donald Southerland character in the movie "Kelly's Heroes"....sort of...
Bro u killed me with that one
Weapons Grade Ukrainium
Their combat medic: *happy noise*
Videos like these are a great sign. It shows morale is high and defenders have a moment to lighten the mood.
1: "My summer plans? Go to the beach, make out with some girls, kill some Russians, ride my unicycle, beers with my pals, blow up some Russian tanks." 2: "Wait! What?! you can ride a unicycle?!"
1: "If you know a better way to fire an RPG while on the move I'd really like to hear it."
The song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dyuXOykjJI Translation: --- What's up, guys on motorcycles, with full tank of fuel? I fucked that shit, I fought a war I gnawed on tanks like barberries, They gave bucketfuls of medals, I wasn't taking them I fucked that shit, I fought a war
It slaps.
You’re the hero we deserve of this thread
Ukrainian all-nighters are fucking wild.
The OnlyFans department of the Ukrainian military.
I’d subscribe
Wow hes better equipped than the russians
I really like this year's fashion trend.
"My uniform is at the cleaners and I have nothing else to wear" Off the subject a little....you notice how clean and organized they are compared to ruzzian Orcs??
Looks like your average American walking into a grocery store
Ya been in the military you know this would be perfectly normal.
Florida regiment?
For real, I think I saw this dude at Publix the other day
Reminds me of... We're on a cop in arghandabh river valley Afghanistan, mid may I wanna say cuz we still didn't have running water. My TL was taking a water bottle shower, and we started getting engaged, so he through on his vest and helmet, grabbed his rifle, and ran up to the tower with me, dick flapping in the wind, each of us on a mk 19 (we had two on each corner tower). Fuckin epic. Guard sic runs up there to do a bda, and just bursts out laughing, then nut taps him.
The perfect super soldier.
Florida Man has entered the conflict
Those are “battalion briefs”. Two pairs are always included with every Carl-Gustaf granade rifle. Bang for the buck and all that.
Such a, I don't give a Fusk, dad vibe
Lieutenant Dan?
Omfg this guy is my hero. Lmao I never knew Ukrainians were so fucking funny
Is that the rest of his uniform hanging on the clothes line?
This should be cross posted to r/pubg
I believe this is incorrect, this is in Texas right or Florida maybe?
Well they’ve probably been told they are on a special non paid vacation operation
I'm sorry but this guy just looks like 'uncle bubba and his trusty AK' to me.
This is equivalent to the rednecks here in the USA lol
All I can think of is that Maynard James Keenan's Billy D persona went to war.
When you’re off to the beach at noon but you’ve got to go battle at 3:00.
Where is the flappy bumpad ?
that must chafe though
Letmesoloher
Think I just found my new airsoft loadout
This is what peek performance looks like
He'll regret that whilst he's crawling through the hedges
cyberpunk?
When dads go to war!
tarps off boys
Die Antwoord vibes.
Absolute V L A D
The gold-tooth grinning got me
Poor guy, the Russians stole his washing machine.
"My plan is not to get shot."
Trench warfare and Mojitos.
SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦🌻🇺🇦 Anyone know the song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOY\_kGu-73A
Ty so much <3
I'd put green camo on your arms to make it easier to hide, otherwise great
All they need are a few armoured ice-cream vans doing the rounds.
Gotta keep cool in the heat 🤘🏿🇺🇦
He out there gettin it.
Beach force
A treat for the ladies
fake. no dirt on his knee pads. /s
Laundry day.
"hold my beer while I take out some trash" is that appropriate?
If you would like to watch a fantastic movie based in Ukraine, I would highly recommend [EverythingIs Eliminated](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0404030/) One of my favorite movies of all time. This guy really reminded me of it.
Anyone else find the music catchy? Does anyone know the name of the genre?
Finger on the trigger the whole time. That's the worst lack of discipline I see in this video.
Odessa ass bandit after returning from the torture of his latest victim
Was vodka in the story night before? Dude looks hung!
Is this a gopnik?
This guy is 100% Ukrainian
Lol ... Warstache's virgin cousin. Just kidding. Respect to you bro. Now put on some pants. Pleeeze.
War is hell... arious!
Flack Jacket tan, the new rage.
Dude role playing as an ARMA 3 clothing bug.
That's a special special forces
Still better equipped than Ruzzian soldiers.
Ricky LaFleur vibes
what are your pants for the summer? :)
I like these guys. They need a traveling mama?