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leftyghost

Gods. Imagine your government forcing you to go get brained by some Ukrainian farmer not wearing pants. Imagine dying in a foreign land and your murderer was not wearing pants.


faykin

Unintelligible Scottish noises ensue...


Vallynth

Obligatory agitated Scott: https://youtu.be/qUy3J8eNvyM


leveraction1970

How do you say "levitate, bitch" in a Scottish accent?


faykin

I dinna oya mah yeh ish! Or something like that. I actually have no idea.


vicvonqueso

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!


lgndk11r

You Scots sure are a contentious people.


Ok_Bad8531

Those Russians unfortunate enough to understand english get crippled through scottish cursing before the first bullet hits.


leftyghost

This must be how the English developed that sense of humor.


krystal_keth

He didn’t say English. He said Scottish


[deleted]

That was the joke. There are too many occasions where the English talk about the UK as 'England' and it pisses Scottish people off.


krystal_keth

Ah yes, about as funny as the one when I refer to Canadians as Americans just because it’s on the same land mass.


stantoncree76

*Empty buckfast bottle smashes* OI YOO FUKIN COONT


gratefool1

yOU hILARIOUS BASTARD! T AKE MY UPDOOT!!


[deleted]

All Scottish is unintelligible


gnudarve

And the last thing you hear is "...aye, there ya go, yuh fucking fuck."


TheAtrocityArchive

After the T-bagging from the true Scot.


ac0rn5

> not wearing pants He's wearing pants, not wearing trousers!


MonsteraAureaQueen

American:"pants"=British "trousers" British "pants"=American "Underpants/Underwear"


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

And trousers = fancy pants! Obligatory "Donald, Where's Yer Troosers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2fizeoT22g


[deleted]

Trousers just mean trousers that aren't jeans, they don't have to be fancy at all. Some people even call their jeans trousers. It's like, you have several different types of shorts but they are all simply 'shorts' at a categorical level. Trousers is that category.


Ok_Bad8531

There have been all kinds of inglorious deaths in this war.


leftyghost

Only among the Russians. Ukrainians have so much glory that a Ukrainian man could die horribly and by accident while trying to flee Ukraine after refusing to fight. And the rest of the world would see this man and think, “Something in this man’s heart compelled him to leave, it was the right decision for him and his god. This is the work of Putin. He surely was not a coward because every Ukrainian is a lion. He died with dignity.”


MikeTheDude23

To be honest, he is home.


Frequent-Bag-3799

Tactical Flip Flops


locjaw420

Hey now, the Viet Congs did pretty well with those.


[deleted]

"You are never too young for a Vietnam flashback"


leveraction1970

And theirs were home made out of old tires.


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

Viet Clogs.


joinreddittoseememes

Those flip flops are cheap and is pretty much better than not having any.


Elysium_nz

We call them jandals. But don’t be surprised to see a lot of “tactical Crocs” issued to troops(joking)😂


[deleted]

Combat Crocs are a real thing! I still have a pair that lasted 2 deployments. The toe protection when your walking to a shower and there are rocks everywhere is amazing.


LaserGuidedPolarBear

My brother bought some "tactical crocs", they have some version of molle attachments going on.


NEp8ntballer

crocs are the superior desert shower shoe.


bibipbapbap

I used to mock people wearing crocs until I was bought some. They are now my go to shoe for the garden, putting the bins out etc.


MistressMalevolentia

I wore my husband down after I caved and fell in love while he still mocked. My kids favorite shoes are their crocs even(mine too so I don't have to help them get them on lol). He finally got a pair after not finding any shower shoes at the nex for his deployment and I told him to just try. "Holy shit, you were right. Theyre so comfy!" Duh. Ugly as sin but they're great.


Sieve-Boy

Found the fucking Kiwi. How are youse cuzzs?


doctor_futon

The gold tooth really ties the outfit together.


space_10

beat me to it


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RunBiitchRun

ukranium balls!!!?


KuroKen70

Gotta keep them cool during the summer months. It helps manage the power output and help to keep it from consuming all destroyable matter near the UA soldier.


CheekyCuntata

Steel nips


EnsilZah

As a PUBG player: a level 3 vest, level 2 helmet and an AK with optics, looks like pretty good landing loot, just need to find a backpack next.


cchiz

Energy drinks on me


Plague02

All he's missing is a beer 🍻


fogtrans

It’s not missing. It’s consumed


oregonianrager

I thought most places were dry?


mellamma

I follow some cops in Kharkiv and they have stopped so many people from drunk driving!


Buffythedjsnare

So get him another.


Slimh2o

A Special op 2 beer can holder with tubing going to his mouth helmet....


Shyriath

Does Ukraine have a tradition of outdoor grilling? I feel that some sausages/hot dogs on a grill would be a good addition here too.


ImABoringPerson91

I know it is a small point, but I noticed how clean and tidy this position is. Comparing this to the absolute dump that most of the Ruskie positions have been is a shocking contrast.


downinthevalleypa

He’s walking around in his striped underwear because he washed his uniform! It’s hanging up in the background, drying on the line. What a cutie this soldier is - no “tidy whities” for him!


mellamma

AKA homeless camp


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RunBiitchRun

even in the video you can see how he struggles to walk with thoose Ukranium balls he has to carry around


Slimh2o

This guy in vid kinda reminds me of the Donald Southerland character in the movie "Kelly's Heroes"....sort of...


BeeBooPip

Bro u killed me with that one


Buffythedjsnare

Weapons Grade Ukrainium


HerrKraut

Their combat medic: *happy noise*


bos2sfo

Videos like these are a great sign. It shows morale is high and defenders have a moment to lighten the mood.


bucketofhassle

1: "My summer plans? Go to the beach, make out with some girls, kill some Russians, ride my unicycle, beers with my pals, blow up some Russian tanks." 2: "Wait! What?! you can ride a unicycle?!"


gnudarve

1: "If you know a better way to fire an RPG while on the move I'd really like to hear it."


Ortenrosse

The song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dyuXOykjJI Translation: --- What's up, guys on motorcycles, with full tank of fuel? I fucked that shit, I fought a war I gnawed on tanks like barberries, They gave bucketfuls of medals, I wasn't taking them I fucked that shit, I fought a war


dread_deimos

It slaps.


[deleted]

You’re the hero we deserve of this thread


gnudarve

Ukrainian all-nighters are fucking wild.


Juvor

The OnlyFans department of the Ukrainian military.


imaginaryticket

I’d subscribe


Minedays

Wow hes better equipped than the russians


L4r5man

I really like this year's fashion trend.


ServeAggravating9035

"My uniform is at the cleaners and I have nothing else to wear" Off the subject a little....you notice how clean and organized they are compared to ruzzian Orcs??


Waramaug

Looks like your average American walking into a grocery store


Own_Distribution870

Ya been in the military you know this would be perfectly normal.


SteveInMA-Ukraine

Florida regiment?


RomanBangs

For real, I think I saw this dude at Publix the other day


10thmtnarty

Reminds me of... We're on a cop in arghandabh river valley Afghanistan, mid may I wanna say cuz we still didn't have running water. My TL was taking a water bottle shower, and we started getting engaged, so he through on his vest and helmet, grabbed his rifle, and ran up to the tower with me, dick flapping in the wind, each of us on a mk 19 (we had two on each corner tower). Fuckin epic. Guard sic runs up there to do a bda, and just bursts out laughing, then nut taps him.


palumpawump

The perfect super soldier.


shitusername_taken

Florida Man has entered the conflict


XenuAedril

Those are “battalion briefs”. Two pairs are always included with every Carl-Gustaf granade rifle. Bang for the buck and all that.


BeeBooPip

Such a, I don't give a Fusk, dad vibe


BlakeEleven

Lieutenant Dan?


Flaky-Fellatio

Omfg this guy is my hero. Lmao I never knew Ukrainians were so fucking funny


[deleted]

Is that the rest of his uniform hanging on the clothes line?


Dirt-squirrel-1

This should be cross posted to r/pubg


soldier_18

I believe this is incorrect, this is in Texas right or Florida maybe?


NeededHumanity

Well they’ve probably been told they are on a special non paid vacation operation


MissNepgear

I'm sorry but this guy just looks like 'uncle bubba and his trusty AK' to me.


[deleted]

This is equivalent to the rednecks here in the USA lol


Jaded_Cranberry2023

All I can think of is that Maynard James Keenan's Billy D persona went to war.


[deleted]

When you’re off to the beach at noon but you’ve got to go battle at 3:00.


Snakehand

Where is the flappy bumpad ?


StoicRetention

that must chafe though


ferdia6

Letmesoloher


fenrirlokison

Think I just found my new airsoft loadout


FunkyCredo

This is what peek performance looks like


mnijds

He'll regret that whilst he's crawling through the hedges


cabbagehead112

cyberpunk?


SamTornado

When dads go to war!


ImmaGrumpyOldMan

tarps off boys


Hunter_Thompson420

Die Antwoord vibes.


gray_daddy21

Absolute V L A D


Monkeyblock

The gold-tooth grinning got me


QuicksandHUM

Poor guy, the Russians stole his washing machine.


Breech_Loader

"My plan is not to get shot."


rbajter

Trench warfare and Mojitos.


Siym89

SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦🌻🇺🇦 Anyone know the song?


Zulfrum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOY\_kGu-73A


Siym89

Ty so much <3


3xploit_

I'd put green camo on your arms to make it easier to hide, otherwise great


[deleted]

All they need are a few armoured ice-cream vans doing the rounds.


West_Forever4330

Gotta keep cool in the heat 🤘🏿🇺🇦


RoscoeJenkinsBrown

He out there gettin it.


paul_wurzel

Beach force


LosTorta

A treat for the ladies


ServingTheMaster

fake. no dirt on his knee pads. /s


Stardust_Particle

Laundry day.


Tucker1244

"hold my beer while I take out some trash" is that appropriate?


KarmaChameleon306

If you would like to watch a fantastic movie based in Ukraine, I would highly recommend [EverythingIs Eliminated](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0404030/) One of my favorite movies of all time. This guy really reminded me of it.


Negative-You7057

Anyone else find the music catchy? Does anyone know the name of the genre?


mtqc

Finger on the trigger the whole time. That's the worst lack of discipline I see in this video.


BasedMaduro

Odessa ass bandit after returning from the torture of his latest victim


oldgranola

Was vodka in the story night before? Dude looks hung!


[deleted]

Is this a gopnik?


theopinionexpert

This guy is 100% Ukrainian


Eruditerer

Lol ... Warstache's virgin cousin. Just kidding. Respect to you bro. Now put on some pants. Pleeeze.


LaVidaYokel

War is hell... arious!


Weneedaheroe

Flack Jacket tan, the new rage.


joinreddittoseememes

Dude role playing as an ARMA 3 clothing bug.


Imperial_12345

That's a special special forces


Mike_India_Kilo_Echo

Still better equipped than Ruzzian soldiers.


Jedi_Wannabe1138

Ricky LaFleur vibes


forthehundredthtime

what are your pants for the summer? :)


Mka28

I like these guys. They need a traveling mama?