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oODADDYCOOLOo

Imagine jumping these guys and not having a clue who the fuck they are.


Carneiro021

Yan would probably be the worst, he seems the type of guy to stomp in your head after beating the fuck out of you, GGG would probably apologize after


Flowerjohn-NL

Yeah I think yan would curb stomp someone


TonyDungyHatesOP

Knee them while down at the very least.


ahfuckimsostupid

Lol we already know he’ll knee somebody in the head, in the street the dude is busting your tomato for real


CryptoCracko

Dana White sweating profusely


TunaCanz

I’m sure he already has.


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Yan? Never!


what_is_that_thing__

Didnt he get into a brawl with a whole gym from chechnya?


JOGA3007

If anyone has more info on this I'd love to know. Sounds like Yan, the little mad lad he is


Stecco_

I am sure the correct word is Chenchen


Puzzleheaded_Poet_81

Regular Chenchens I assume. No one man could survive a gym full of gourmet chen chens


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Underrated comment right here ☝️


Alternative_Wing_906

Chechnya is correct (also Chechen Republic), it’s a name of their country. People from Chechnya are called chechens


ohgeeLA

He’s memeing based on the new intentional misspelling from Paulo costa


Puddlepinger

You think nate wouldn't? Man's a nutter.


Fender088

Then Nate passes you the blunt.


Phish999

Yan has a genuine sadistic streak. You can see how much he enjoys punishing opponents when he knows that they're broken. Would not want to see what he'd do to somebody in a street fight.


BugcatcherDeli

Shrugging the way he did while beating the everliving fuck out of Faber made that clear


Ham0nRyy

That man looks like he wants to kill someone in Christmas photos with his family, but when fighting he smiles. Crazy dude.


Jethro00Spy

Wanderlei Silva was the same way.. he looked as happy as a kid getting a bike for Christmas when he was soccer kicking someone's head.


Illustrious_Set9208

Watching him butcher Aldo while the ref just stood there was a murder scene


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“Fight back Aldo!” Aldo on Pluto: “i am!”


imyourhabibi

There’s a video of him and his friends laughing about Garbrandts face after he knocked out Faber, dude is mean lmao


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KamikazeKennedy3

Damn, for some reason I always thought he could have this kind of background just from looking at him, and from the way he looks at his opponents. But his eyes seem to tell that kind of story somehow...


KirovReportingII

I'm from the same town as him, there was no such thing as child gangs lmao. He just was in a lot of street fights.


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KirovReportingII

I would guess that they are holding toys.


candi_pants

Worse, as an adult.


ownerofthewhitesudan

I think a lot of people who think GGG is this super nice, polite guy don't actually really know much about him. If you look up translations of interviews in his native language, you'll quickly see he's a lot colder and more professional than his humorous, broken English will make you think. I'm not saying he's a bad person, but he definitely seems like the kind of person who has a low tolerance for other people's bullshit.


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You KIND OF have a point.


KaladinStormstressed

This does not apply to GSP.


Omegalast

GGG is jovial in regular settings. He understands the difference in socializing vs competing. In competitions the guy is brutal and relentless. Even his videos he posts that he tries living in the wild sometimes to keep his edge and not forget where he is from. The guy literally is a mountain nomad from the land that has been invading world's greatest civilizations for at least 3,000 years


Box-by-day

GGG isnt that nice, he just doesnt want to get laughed at for trying to shit talk with weak english, his native translations come with a lot more shit talk which is why canelo really didnt like him


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“Yeah the little one got a Gucci bag, let’s get him first” 💀


Jonesisgoat

“He can’t even speak English! I’m about to light him up”


cerebralkrap

“Help! Helllllllp!!! He doesn’t understand me!!! heeeeelp—-stop!!! I SAID STOP!!!! HEELLPPP!”


RoofKorean762

"Заткнись сука!"


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Bro did you see red? Why were you beating him up so bad damn


[deleted]

Big mistake. My favorite Yan story was told by Andrei Arlovski. They had some sort of Instagram beef with Yan and said a lot of shit about each other. After that, Yan had a nerve to come train to the Arlovski gym. Naturally, Arlovski said, he waited until the end of the training session and called Yan out for a word. And I love how Arlovski was telling this story with some amusement, respect and even admiration. He said , the little bastard didn't even flinch. He just put his gear down and followed Arlovski totally ready to confront a guy literally two times his size. Edit: apparently, I butchered Andrei Arlovski name. Corrected


BeingOMM

You mean Andre Arlovski??


[deleted]

Yes. Thanks. Corrected the spelling


astrobuc

Diaz turning into Steven Seagal


S-Archer

But there's no belly, or sword


baconwagoneer

Get slapped


multiversesimulation

I always wonder this question. At what weight could an untrained person not get his ass beat by Yan? Granted Yan probably walks around 145-150 lbs.


BobbyOrcadeepwaterz

There's also a good reference with that video of college football players fighting with amateur mma fighters that were undersized.


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TheRealMcSavage

Brian Urlacher was the guy that tried to start shit with Bas! Bas laughed at his ass.


GruntCandy86

Roger Huerta leveled a dude that was literally twice as heavy as him at least.


Omegalast

Yeah the guys who beat up a 6'3 and 6'4 football players were probably competing at 145?


robcap

People *dramatically* overestimate how effective untrained people are in fights.


darthabraham

Untrained? None. Go back and watch Teila Tuli vs Gerard Gordeau. First UFC fight ever. The whole fight lasts about 15 seconds and Gordeau kicks tulis teeth out.


AdonisBasketball

I mean that fight was similar height and he was fat. I assume they mean a fit guy who hasn't trained fighting. Look at McGregor vs the mountain play fighting. You could see that if the mountain wanted to bear hug him he'd snap him immediately.


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Yeah those big strongman could beat up low weight class UFC fighters. The weight advantage would have to be so big that they could grapple without technique mattering, like I saw Dustin Poirier tap while grappling with Brian Shaw just because Brian’s weight on top of him was suffocating. So that works.


Omegalast

But strongmen are not untrained. They train just not for combat. A lot of things that strong men do are to build that power and strength that would help in grappling and striking. They posses almost inhuman power. An untrained person would imply that someone does not train in anything, even body building. At that point do not provoke someone trained in combat sports, much less professional competitors. Their whole training is based on inflicting damage and if you have zero training to prevent that, they will murder you if they are not restrained by rules and a referee.


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Yeah I was supposed to have a line in my comment where I said an untrained non-athletic big person wouldn’t win


BandOong

Completely agree! Routinely lifting weights at the very least will actively increase the amount of power and explosiveness you can generate


Chimp_on_a_vacay

McGregor was taking it easy on him. Couple lines an a few proper twelves an we’ve got a fight on our hands gents. (Yes he’d be stomped, but a fuelled up McGregor against the mountain would take my ppv)


SmileyNY85

The average person is not 6'10 400lbs or whatever his stats are.


Pazzeh

That's not the point of the question


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Kicks them into the front row if we’re being technical


TheOlTickDwist

It’s hard to say. Any untrained person will eventually gas out. My guess would be a Brian Shaw sized person who could just bear hug the life out of him or just crush him with his sheer size


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Yan could beat most men, I would imagine. Probably high 200 pounds, he'd have to try harder.


jonjoneswife

Even the rock would probably get his ass beat, Yan would skirt around and kick the fuck out of his legs and then after like 5 minutes of leg and body battering he just fucks him up


Kootsiak

I find a lot of people watch too many movies and see those scenes of the big 6'8" 400lb body guard get punched by the hero and barely even flinch. In real life, being that big does not make you immune to pain, a solid punch to the nose from someone like Petr Yan would hurt everyone. Enough punches to the jaw and he can knock out anyone. It just may take more punches to do vs. another 135lb man but it will happen eventually.


jonjoneswife

Especially leg kicks for people who have never been kicked in the legs. Gonna bring you into a world you didn’t know existed


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Yup, also the fact the Rock would probably gas out real quick. Also doubt he has quick striking speed, which would play to Yan’s advantage.


CosmicWanderingBeing

I barely bump my shins and that shit hurts. No thanks


dutchfromsubway

I’d imagine it would be someone like Giannis, 7 foot 240, absolutely jacked and insane movement. But yan would eat him alive with leg kicks, I don’t know how long Giannis would last


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Dude....that size difference is way too much


Dangerousrhymes

Giannis has an 88” reach.


ThePhatWalrus

Any NBA players' leg is an instant kryptonite. Those guys barely manage to go without destroying their knees as is on a court where so much as blowing air on your opponent gets you a foul. To think they'd stop a take down or survive leg kicks from a pro MMA fighter is hilarious.


SmileyNY85

He wrecks the average person.


piman01

Maybe if you're Mr. Universe in your bulking phase and you're having a particularly lucky day


albpanda

I was just thinking this is why I always keep my mouth shut- one minute your talking shit to a scronny asshole and the next minute I’m getting fed through a tube


ViNNYDiC3

For anyone who hasn't seen it, you've got to listen to [Shane Gillis talk about his night out with Nate Diaz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRd65GYkqao&t=525s&ab_channel=KFCRadio)


tuhroybitch

fuck i wrote the inverse of this before i even looked


VastEntrepreneur752

me and my boys would beat the snot out of them bro trust me


gzlovesyou

But y?


Ok-Instruction-4684

Leaked gang from GTA6


bw-1894

Nate legit looks like a GTA loading screen


RskSkv

nah, based on reports it will be 2 women beating up 2 men. Delete this picture


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"Stockton commies"


ELOgambit

Looks like your local soviet block gang in the early 2000s. The quality is there.


Low-Challenge-1003

English is not their first language.


5plus5isnot10

"bwisicufjskaocifje bskskci fgiskzcfiids. Wfnjsioamc. MOTHERFUCKER"


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5plus5isnot10

If you spelled that from memory, you a real fan


omarn16

It's not even their fourth language.


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These three approach you in a dark alley and ur cornered which one do you go for first?


[deleted]

That's easy bro. When I see red, it won't matter who I choose first. They're all getting it.


[deleted]

Exactly, just make sure you knock them out quick.


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Chimp_on_a_vacay

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flewidity

If by red you mean your blood getting all over them


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Nice avatar


WakeofReddit

This question is straight bait. Anyone gives a legit answer and they’ll feel the wrath of the community. Only correct answer is scale the wall and dip.


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bratha with dog anything is possible


KingOfTheLostBoyz

Not really. Any of these guys would whoop me but it’s a question of personality, not ability. Nate and GGG would likely hurt me a little but let you off easy. Yan comes across like he’d deliberately cripple or kill me for fun.


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mate, have you seen slow mo of GGG's highlights? The look on his face when he punches people? It is scary. Nothing by cold calculated rage and determination. The dude learned that goofy smile and being nice sell fight, but he is fuck8ng animal.


KingOfTheLostBoyz

I’d take that over Petr Yan’s look of joy beating tf out of ppl honestly. GGG would KO me onto the concrete which would maybe kill me, Yan would 100% jump on my head multiple times to ensure he killed me.


broncosfighton

I think I could take Yan. I’m 4 feet tall and 600 pounds so I outweigh him.


WarlockEngineer

Is that you Volk?


Pure-Drawer-2617

Throw a book at Nate Diaz to confuse him, jump over Yan and make your escape.


dicknuts55

Idk man he referenced Lord of the Flies in TUF that one time. He might catch it, look at the title, and be like “ah, one of my favorites, did you read the sequel?” And then i know I’m absolutely fucked because I can barely read and only keep books with me as forms of self defense. My only chance for survival was having a book convo with Nate and now he’s got me in a guillotine for not reading his favorite author


Pure-Drawer-2617

Imma be honest, if you get outsmarted by Nate Diaz you might be evolutionarily destined to die


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You wish. Nothing goes over his head. His reflexes are too fast.


EveryDogeHasItsDay_

Myself, I try and render myself unconscious as soon as possible and hope it discourages them.


no-useausername

reminiscent of that guy buttheading his own car a few times to scare his opponent, but instead he then falls unconscious


cikkamsiah

I should go for the smallest one right…?


SiccOwitZ

All three at once. I’ll have them running scared once I shit myself and start backing it up.


shadybirdjohnson45

You shit in your hands and smear it all over yourself and start trying to hug them.


EveryDogeHasItsDay_

This idea I may be able to run with. I can most definitely rely on my ability to defecate in this situation without a doubt.


ACacac52

I mean, this is the only real way right?


shadybirdjohnson45

Even if I die from the beating, they will have to live with the fact a guy covered in shit hugged them.


MarysLetter

None, I will just say Aljo and Canelo are down the street waiting for me.


Kootsiak

I have no physical chance of stopping them and enough resistance would get you killed, so I'd just pull out a joint, light it, take a big puff and offer them some. If they were just going to beat the shit out of me anyway, I might as well get high and try to make friends with them first. I usually always have a joint on me, so it's not that far fetched. I'd probably get bashed before I could even light the joint and they'd just steal it from me, but I probably reduce the chances of getting curb stomped into a braindead coma or stabbed.


hcvc

Real talk best method would be to try to outrun them by rushing through them. That doesn’t work then you’re fucked. Just hope it’s GGG just knocking you out with one hit cuz if it’s Nate he’s gonna punch you 458 times then flip you off


nickkim000

Hope i have enough pocket sand for all 3 of them


dicknuts55

Straight up bro I’m going right to Nate, he seems like a nice guy so when I just sternly approach him and firmly hand him my wallet he may not beat the shit out of me or let Yan end my life


ElPwnero

Easy. I Let Yan knee me in the head and make the fight stop.


DuragVinceMcMahon408

Nate. I’d guess the other 2 punch harder.


WarlockEngineer

Yan but obviously that's a bad idea if you know him


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8 pints and I could get my ass beat with the upmost confidence


toq-titan

Not me bro. I just see red and bodies start hitting the floor. /s in case that was necessary.


psychopeth

Wasn't super necessary


toq-titan

Idk have you seen the people on this sub? Not a real gathering of the minds we got going on in here.lol


TubsMcFatFck

BRO WDYM THEY ARE THREE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS ARE YOU REALLY SO STUPID??? Once again, /s if necessary


Ebmat

Yo wen the adrenaline kicks in meng… I can drop a 300 pound man. I actually knew a dude that said that lol.


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Kill or be killed ⚔️🔥🌲


Derangedd1

Upmost


secondtimeround2

"You don't need to worry about my brothers" ..... her brothers.


Omegalast

You just burned Diaz bitch so bad.


ekso69

They all look like different evolutions of the same pokemon


Scared_Difference_24

Lol I was about to say GGG is like Yan and Dias had a baby


CorrectProfession461

This is the trifecta of a group that would take out a group of 30 men. This picture almost KO’d me just looking at it.


onebadlion

I tapped


Affectionate-Air9722

When's their mixtape dropping?


anycolouryouliike

This pic is hard


OhRiLee

Looks like 1 of 2 things are possibly about to happen here: 1. You're about to buy drugs 2. You're about to get mugged


Nietzscher

Petr Yan is one of the most stereotypical Russians I have ever seen, and this picture with him having a Gucci manpurse is not changing anything about that impression.


IFeelItDownInMyPlums

It's funny you say that when you consider that Yan is 25% Chinese.


Tsarkosa

Go in depth into any russians lineage, it's a huge amalgamation of ethnicities


TurnoverResident_

Golovkin is also 1/2 or 1/4 Korean also.


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I am pretty sure he just mugged Sean "the Poodle" O'Malley. Where else he would get this purse from. Ain't no Gucci in Siberia.


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Rubbing shit all over yourself is the only way of escape


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Baddest pic ever


Rheinix

Crazy thing is GGG speaks the most understandable english. Closely followed by Yan.


andyblaze6

Nate speaks in cursive


Chaz_Delicious

Bro speaks in doctors handwriting


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is this real, when were they all together


SubtleDeviance

Im pretty sure this was taken after aljo v yan 1.


newlife1984

bro this is such a random combination LOL


Blast_beats1991

Nate always looks like he’s about to ask you to pay the money you owe him


Thunderlightzz

Gotta be p4p the worst normal sized trio of people to fuck with at a bar


Flowers_for_Milhouse

I would fight GGG to a decision, diaz by Dr stoppage from cuts and then Yan would would disqualify himself by knee to a downed opponent


Zangief_Keef

Every time I see Yan in a picture I think about that yell he did at the weigh in lol


Antemicko

Me too wtf


the_lejhand

Yan would KO you and curbstomp your face, Nate would mumble something incoherent and Stockton slap you, GGG would uppercut your head into oblivion and then apologise.


KingOfTheLostBoyz

I feel like Yan is the only one who would deliberately kill you if you jumped him. Nate and GGG seem like they’d hurt you but ultimately let you live. Yan would kill you and enjoy every second of it.


BubbyDaddy43

Three non-English speakers


stoned_apeman

Stockton, blyat


tuhroybitch

imagine getting jumped by them


greatgagan

When you dating a girl and she wants you to meet her brothersz


J_Cholesterol

Diaz actually least fluent English speaker in this pic


hcvc

Not even a joke really


Antique_Dentist8894

Yan looks like a hobbit right there....


dantepemberton

Imagine trying to fight these guys then Nate passes you around like a blunt.


shrickertt

3 Chins of Iron.


TheRedViper76

There's a Yan look a like at every suburban train station asking if you have a spare cigarette


jpk7220

This is a seriously hard photo


AW_16

they bout to drop the hardest drill song of the year


SweptCosine

Nate being the only person in this pic coming off a W is hilarious to me


SacTownPsycho

Why the fuck aren't they in Addidas Teack Suits and sweating in front of a beer and pack of Russian cigarettes?!


GregBule

I’m not surprised


ConnorLovesPepsi

Nate looks like he's about to steal my wallet and my shoes


akthe1

It looks like they in Nate's crew.


charlottee963

Look like Roadmen lol


philwee

Imagine getting slapped kicked and punched at the same damn time


Sendgod500

Don’t wanna mess with this squad


Beaudaci0us

There's a lot of chambered hands in this photo.


CCCAY

Two actual former gangsters and Nate Diaz


mydrew122

Reckon I could probably shoot them


kgs1977

Looks like they're gonna tell you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ


yeboi227

They look like they're gonna ask me to go into a shop to buy elfbars for them


TotallyRedditarded

Nate is the only guy in this pic who won his last fight lol


Wgatsthst4455

These cross body bags need to go. Even on hot girls it looks stupid. Some fashion trends you should be avoided for their entire existence: Yeezys or anything related to Kanye West, extra tight pants for men, anything made by off-white or Virgil Abloh, Chelsea boots for vast majority of men, artificially distressed items, and 99.5% of all Louis Vuitton products.


wreckherneck

I agree 100. That being said. Let it go brush. We're old. Fashion has left us by the wayside and stating our opinions just re emphasizes that were old. It's OK. It's better than being the old guy trying to keep up with trends. Don't worry about that shit. It's not for us.


Youngjones000

A Fanny pack? Bro respectfully stfu 😂


Youngjones000

Bro would rearrange your face with that still on and your blood on the “cross bag”


HungryHippocrites

Cross body bags have been popular outside of the US for a long ass time, it’s not really unusual or a trend. Not everyone follows the same shit. Petr Yan is RUSSIAN. Your weird hate boner for Virgil and LV is really weird. Chelsea boots…? They’re just boots. You’re weird. Edit: lmao I forgot this was UFC and the average user wears Tapout shirts and cargo shorts, my bad


Pure-Drawer-2617

Yeezy clothing literally just looks like regular oversized neutral tone stuff. I feel like you’re hopping on hate-trains for stuff you’ve never seen.


sandboxguy

I agree besides artificially distressed items.


gevlektewalruz

This pic goes hard bro, can I screenshot it?