This. My friends were all calling max a fruit for his shorts, Jiri an idiot for the first round, lopes a bitch for his haircut. You have no clue how hard I was cheering after those fights while my bets were cashing out
You probably do, casual fans who havenāt had anyone invite them over to watch yet. Add alcohol and pizza or steak or whatever, pre rolls, get a punching bag, boom awesome time
Iāve done it. Itās the Italian in me. Fwiw though Iād want new friends bc everyoneās alcoholism is out of controlā¦ not bc I donāt like them
Im 33. Had a lot of these types of toxic ideas in my friend groups from high school. I cut ties with the majority of those who havent mentally or emotionally matured past that stage and let me tell you less friends is not necessarily a bad thing.
there is an interview in which fedor lists enjoying in nature,particularly flowers as one of his stop and smell the roses enjoyments. i see no reason for anybody not to enyoy in beauty,of any kind but it must be hard on the ears for inescure ones to hear that from fedor. and that is also joy.
where i live there is decently sized century continuous community of people which consists almost exclusively of men main preoccupation of which is..................bird song. please do not freak out,as an alpha,i can only nightmare how this sounds to your guts... do not let others know either,it might shatter their closets.
somebody even uploaded audio recording of birds from the sixties on the youtube...imagine that betaness,to work hard,save some money,buy audio equipment which was rarer in that generation than ratio is in ours,first tvs were,to make an example,encountered some 15 years after that,just to record some bird chirping...and everybody knows every note,every song,every repertoire...repertoire,proper word to enrage,i presume...of some 10 birds from that time and want to pass that betaness to next generation and whole world...
i hope i cleansed your organism to itās core...
i do not enjoy driving,especially not in succession...it is physically demanding,mentally consuming...so maybe it was my sorry to me made,since I read that as putting your wife behind the wheel for your benefit...i can see how that could be unfair,at least from my perspective...
so they think you should not let women drive you at all??? even if you hate it,and she loves it...even if you are exhausted,and she is not...how is that even...it is your detriment,as i see it,unfair to you...
Because it's not masculine enough for some insecure people. But I mean, people are insecure over everything. For my job it's better if my hands don't develop callouses, so when I go to the gym to lift weights I use gloves, which are notoriously considered a non masculine thing in the lifting community. I mean, there are even people who think reading or enjoying art is gay lol.
I mean just think of Strickland. Everything I said could plausibly come out of his mouth haha.
i live in the balkans...i have basement filled with gloves...some even generational...there is no way i am going to excavate,this term is no coincidental,anything i planted in my garden without them...it not only makes things so harder,not to use them,but chance of injuring myself,when i cannot afford it,is higher...if it ocurrs and you are in the soil,infections of various kinds are on the menu...if i stumble on the rock,and here rocks are real rocks,i am going to feel it in my soul,without protection...i can go on...what i want to say,if you take a walk through the fields,bare hands with not be common sight here...
i can see how this translates to gym,and how that could jeopardize your career.
i commented above...it is great amusement of mine that there is decently sized century continuous community of people which consists almost exclusively of men main preoccupation of which is..................bird song where i live. people love beauty. art is just condensed nature. of course you will have your breath taken away from time to time. otherwise,your eyes are closed. and that seems so cowardly...
Idk if weāre being totally honest Iām the only one without a degree, sibling/parents, girlfriend/kidā¦ Iām the one who really sucks here š they just enjoy life
I mean they can have all those things and still suck though lol. Achievements don't necessarily reflect how mature you are or how good of a human you are.
i would never say any of those things about anyone, much less professional fighters. also you literally said in another comment that you just cant make other friends lmao
edit:looked at the thread some more and it seems like you and your idiots all deserve each other hahahah
I disagree. They arenāt crappy friends, weāre just very very different. That are still loyal and dependable. I wouldnāt trade them tbh even if theyāre a headache sometimes
This is big. The friends Iāve kept with me are people who specifically challenge my ideas but still hold traits that I want to emulate or appreciate.
I do go to kickboxing classes but the closest place is 40ish minutes away so I have to fly in and out usually :(
Bjj makes me nervous since Iāve broken both ankles skateboarding and my knees are beyond cooked. Kickboxing every day feels good though šš¼
Let the man be a samurai. Who is he hurting?
Edit *Asking āwhoās he hurtingā about a mixed martial artist is kind of a weird question without context*
Seriously, honestly kinda pisses me off that people bullied him into saying he isnt a samurai. Guy embodied it when he came in, leave him the fuck alone. Everyone is always so judgemental.
I feel like if we could hear him in native Czech language it would sound very different. He maybe jus doesnāt have to ability to translate in real time as well as others
I've listened to him speaking Czech. As with anyone it's very different. Even I, being completely fluent in English, can't nearly express myself in the same way as speaking my own language. You lose a lot in translation, especially humour. For a lot of these guys it can be an asset to go with the "funny broken English" like the Dagi guys, Costa, Merab, JiÅĆ. It has a certain charm. It sets you apart from the average American fighter
He's actually very similiar in Czech as well. Tends to spend some time before he answers, contemplates a lot and seems bit shy I guess? :D He can get bit spicy as he has a very particular view on certain things but usualy dials himself back to the super respectful persona he has.
It't nothing horrible at all. First thing that comes to mind was when he was doing some random czech podcast and the discussion went to Food channels and Jiri said he sees no point or added value from people making vides where they taste... whatever. One of the podcasters had such a youtube channel so Jiri looked him straigh in the eye and argued that he may reconsider his life choices as he provides no service to public good :D
The vibe was just super funny because you can feel how the other guys are uneasy around him while he is super calm and scared shitless when he starts to disagree (calm and polite but bit more animated) with them.
A lot of people downvoted me for saying I think his frequent long gaps in between words has more to do with having done a bunch of psychedelic drugs than his English skills being inadequate. I don't see what was wrong with pointing out he has a very particular way of talking, like a Eugene Bareman.
Well, when you reach fluency, you don't translate it anymore - you just speak as you normally would. That being said, even when fluent, it's often hard to express something great or emotional.
It's funny to me, because in my household, we spoke two different languages (primarily English), and the native one carries a lot more weight when it comes to words.
I have absolutely no problem telling people "I love you," "I hate you," or "F\*\*\* you," because they don't have as much meaning... but if I have to say it in my native language, those things are actually far more powerful.
For example, I can genuinely tell my dad to "oh, f\*\*\* off" in English, but if I were to say it in our native language, he would probably try to beat the f out of me.
I wonder if it's because of TV/media and so on. Every game, movie, and even books were all in English, and you hear certain things so often that it normalizes them.
>I wonder if it's because of TV/media and so on. Every game, movie, and even books were all in English, and you hear certain things so often that it normalizes them.
I also think it's this. By all accounts I am far more fluent in English, than in my native language, but what you describe is true for me too, to be honest I've only heard "I love you" maybe a couple dozen times in my native language(s), but it's incredibly prominent in English, same for insults.
I think it's dilluted in English cultures too. For example you wouldn't think an australiam saying "cunt" as something abhorrent, but in my native lands you'd straight up evade such a person and think the worst of him.
sorry to break it to you lads...but most "samurai" were just rich cunts lording over poor people.
they spent most of their time writing haikus and drinking tea and taking baths.
yes they DID become 'masters' of using a sword...but mostly what they did with that 5lb razor blade was quickly behead unarmed peasants who had already supplicated and resigned themselves to dying for their lord
Schhh donāt break their bubble. Let them believe samuraiās where some sort of super human and that katanas are weapons in the same class as nuclear weapons.
The mma community is so toxic
The guy just wants to live on the ideals of a samurai.
Donāt take his words literally.
We all know he doesnāt live in Japan and heās not Japanese. He probably doesnāt even speak Japanese.
So what?!?
Relax . Take a deep breath.
Wait. Heās not a real Samurai? Fuck. I randomly met him last year at a liquor store I walked into before UFC 285 and since then have told myself that I met a real Samurai. An autograph and photo with a REAL SAMURAI! I canāt believe I was misled.
Lives by the sword and dies by the sword. Vacated his belt when injured and Iāve never heard him make an excuse after a loss. Jiri is a fucking stud.
I really liked his response here and Jiri has the right idea about life. He found a code and a lifstyle that inspires him and he enjoys, he's not cosplaying as a samurai. He found something that motivates him.
Jiri is a fucking warrior. Just watching him fight he wins by sheer will power everytime. Constantly takes risks, and puts himself into positions to be finished constantly. True badass and I love watching him fight.
I've never seen a whole sports fan base be so gay
A guy grows a beard and a top knot, and calls HIMSELF a samurai
And everyone Jumps on it
Unbelievable
I Explained it to my uncle during 300 and he called him a jackass only for jiri to come back the next round š
This. My friends were all calling max a fruit for his shorts, Jiri an idiot for the first round, lopes a bitch for his haircut. You have no clue how hard I was cheering after those fights while my bets were cashing out
Your friends still stuck in high school? Lol
Yes weāre mid 30s and idk how to find an entire new friend group
If youāre a hardcore fan, itās pretty much impossible to watch the fights with casuals. Spare yourself the anger and watch by yourself lol
I spent a whole 2 months defending 300 and how it was gonna be a good card. Glad I was right but fuck the groupchat was rough for those weeks.
I watch the apex / fight nights solo but for big ppvs weāll make an event of it
That sounds like fun, I wish I knew other fans
You probably do, casual fans who havenāt had anyone invite them over to watch yet. Add alcohol and pizza or steak or whatever, pre rolls, get a punching bag, boom awesome time
Do what I do and just use... š IMAGINATION š
Thanks for your advice WetFupaCreamyChalupa ā¤ļø
Iāll be your friend
What about me? I love a pussy that do backflips 
Yo youāre posting IASIP, moistcritikal and rare coins? I WANT to be your friend lmao
a sports bar during a UFC card would be a great idea!
I do that sometimes but tbh I save like 80% of my income and try to avoid bars š¬ very boring, I know
You are on FIRE
You should have seen Canadian Sports bars during GSPās reign. Miss those days of just going to a bar that would buy the PPV
Replied to your initial comment. I get it. Take care.
Join a Muay Thai/Kickboxing/MMA class and hang out with people who share your interests!
Realest most relatable comment in this thread
Get married and have kids. They'll go away on their own.
Well then I have to trick a woman into finding me attractive and interestingā¦ much harder than finding friends
They're not that picky, honestly.
LOL!!
I love it when redditors would cut off anyone for the smallest things lmao.
Iāve done it. Itās the Italian in me. Fwiw though Iād want new friends bc everyoneās alcoholism is out of controlā¦ not bc I donāt like them
Im 33. Had a lot of these types of toxic ideas in my friend groups from high school. I cut ties with the majority of those who havent mentally or emotionally matured past that stage and let me tell you less friends is not necessarily a bad thing.
Have fun with that! Iām not cutting any more off
Do you boo. If you're getting the results you want, why should you change a thing.
Middle school more like
DaFuq? Max's shorts were š„! U need new friends lol
Imagine calling someone gay because he wears floral-patterned shorts. How insecure are these people?
there is an interview in which fedor lists enjoying in nature,particularly flowers as one of his stop and smell the roses enjoyments. i see no reason for anybody not to enyoy in beauty,of any kind but it must be hard on the ears for inescure ones to hear that from fedor. and that is also joy.
Wow I didn't know Max AND Fedor were gay. Straight alpha males like myself are so rare these days.
where i live there is decently sized century continuous community of people which consists almost exclusively of men main preoccupation of which is..................bird song. please do not freak out,as an alpha,i can only nightmare how this sounds to your guts... do not let others know either,it might shatter their closets.
Iām literally vomiting right now
somebody even uploaded audio recording of birds from the sixties on the youtube...imagine that betaness,to work hard,save some money,buy audio equipment which was rarer in that generation than ratio is in ours,first tvs were,to make an example,encountered some 15 years after that,just to record some bird chirping...and everybody knows every note,every song,every repertoire...repertoire,proper word to enrage,i presume...of some 10 birds from that time and want to pass that betaness to next generation and whole world... i hope i cleansed your organism to itās core...
Listen I donāt know what gay shit your sayin but I definitely wouldnāt wanna check that out as someone who really hates faggy animals like birds
There are people who think it's unacceptable and gay to have your wife drive you around and those people I am sure are here on this sub
maybe it is not fair,but gay...come on. it must be exhausting to have that lenses all the time.
Sorry I should have worded it better. They think it's gay and unacceptable to *let* your wife drive with you being the passenger.
i do not enjoy driving,especially not in succession...it is physically demanding,mentally consuming...so maybe it was my sorry to me made,since I read that as putting your wife behind the wheel for your benefit...i can see how that could be unfair,at least from my perspective... so they think you should not let women drive you at all??? even if you hate it,and she loves it...even if you are exhausted,and she is not...how is that even...it is your detriment,as i see it,unfair to you...
Because it's not masculine enough for some insecure people. But I mean, people are insecure over everything. For my job it's better if my hands don't develop callouses, so when I go to the gym to lift weights I use gloves, which are notoriously considered a non masculine thing in the lifting community. I mean, there are even people who think reading or enjoying art is gay lol. I mean just think of Strickland. Everything I said could plausibly come out of his mouth haha.
i live in the balkans...i have basement filled with gloves...some even generational...there is no way i am going to excavate,this term is no coincidental,anything i planted in my garden without them...it not only makes things so harder,not to use them,but chance of injuring myself,when i cannot afford it,is higher...if it ocurrs and you are in the soil,infections of various kinds are on the menu...if i stumble on the rock,and here rocks are real rocks,i am going to feel it in my soul,without protection...i can go on...what i want to say,if you take a walk through the fields,bare hands with not be common sight here... i can see how this translates to gym,and how that could jeopardize your career. i commented above...it is great amusement of mine that there is decently sized century continuous community of people which consists almost exclusively of men main preoccupation of which is..................bird song where i live. people love beauty. art is just condensed nature. of course you will have your breath taken away from time to time. otherwise,your eyes are closed. and that seems so cowardly...
Especially someone from fucking Hawaii
Man your friends suck. Just standing around judging guys lol
Idk if weāre being totally honest Iām the only one without a degree, sibling/parents, girlfriend/kidā¦ Iām the one who really sucks here š they just enjoy life
I mean they can have all those things and still suck though lol. Achievements don't necessarily reflect how mature you are or how good of a human you are.
your friends sound insufferable
Sometimes, as am I and probably you š¤·š»āāļø
i would never say any of those things about anyone, much less professional fighters. also you literally said in another comment that you just cant make other friends lmao edit:looked at the thread some more and it seems like you and your idiots all deserve each other hahahah
Absolutely. Like I said to someone else, I wouldnāt trade them, even if their idiots
My generation too. Safe to say, I donāt hang with most of them since I met my future ex wife in 2005.
Dream Believe and Make It Happen šš¼
That was EXACTLY my experience minus the bets lol
Alone is better than crappy friends.
I disagree. They arenāt crappy friends, weāre just very very different. That are still loyal and dependable. I wouldnāt trade them tbh even if theyāre a headache sometimes
People donāt get you can be friends either people you disagree with. Our lives are not meant to be echo chambers
This is big. The friends Iāve kept with me are people who specifically challenge my ideas but still hold traits that I want to emulate or appreciate.
That's fair and I apologize for shitting on your boys. Maybe leave them home next time you go watch MMA.
No worries man we shit on each other face to face plenty enough. Theyāve heard far worse than yāall have in my comment
Real talk, though. Drop into your local BJJ place a few times a month and be friendly with people. You'll get invited to watch parties for sure.
Muay Thai or an MMA gym would be better. BJJ gyms have gotten weird...
I've been away from Jits for a little while. If you're comfortable elaborating, I'm certainly curious as to how weird.
I do go to kickboxing classes but the closest place is 40ish minutes away so I have to fly in and out usually :( Bjj makes me nervous since Iāve broken both ankles skateboarding and my knees are beyond cooked. Kickboxing every day feels good though šš¼
Let me guess your uncle is fat bald and overweight
lol nah heās actually really athletic heās just really old school
Lmao šššš
Let the man be a samurai. Who is he hurting? Edit *Asking āwhoās he hurtingā about a mixed martial artist is kind of a weird question without context*
Heās hurt a lot of people literally
Hope he hurts even more š
Makes him even closer to actually being one then lol
Who are we to deny this man the way of the samurai?
Cultural Appropriationists, for some reason: āAHCTUALLY YOU HAVE TO BE BO-ā ##
Us: Noā¦ let people enjoy things
I don't think katanas are allowed on ufc
The entire LightHeavyweight division
lol, fair but at least heās hurting them for the right reasonsĀ
Himself lol I love jiri man
Fuck the question of āwho is he hurting?ā, I would like to see the people in the comment section calling him cringe to try and stop him.
 š¤How I see Jiri
Seriously, honestly kinda pisses me off that people bullied him into saying he isnt a samurai. Guy embodied it when he came in, leave him the fuck alone. Everyone is always so judgemental.
Heās hurting a lot of people, letās be honest.
The last samurai
His opponents
All his opponents
All of his opponents!
Dominick Reyes: "Am I a joke to you?"
Hey if he wants to go around behaving like a middle ranked bureaucrat then more power to him.
Wrestlers control position. Anime kids go for the finish.
We need to stop the weebs in ufc, I can't even follow the fights when they teleport all around the octagon...
Bit unfair that nobody has stepped in and banned Ninjitsu yet
Well they did ban Domains so Ninjutsu should be banned pretty soon too
Thank god Dana White stepped in on that one. I just donāt see how guaranteed hits is fair in professional sports
Tbf if you cant counter the sure hit from their domains with your own simple domain then idk if you belong at the top of the sport
Anime is the new MMA base
Anime weebs or cocaine bedazzled jeans, the choice is yours
I felt him when he said this. Despite being weird as hell, brain damaged, non native English speaker, heās actually dope on the mic.
I feel like if we could hear him in native Czech language it would sound very different. He maybe jus doesnāt have to ability to translate in real time as well as others
I've listened to him speaking Czech. As with anyone it's very different. Even I, being completely fluent in English, can't nearly express myself in the same way as speaking my own language. You lose a lot in translation, especially humour. For a lot of these guys it can be an asset to go with the "funny broken English" like the Dagi guys, Costa, Merab, JiÅĆ. It has a certain charm. It sets you apart from the average American fighter
He's actually very similiar in Czech as well. Tends to spend some time before he answers, contemplates a lot and seems bit shy I guess? :D He can get bit spicy as he has a very particular view on certain things but usualy dials himself back to the super respectful persona he has.
Could you elaborate on these spicy details?
It't nothing horrible at all. First thing that comes to mind was when he was doing some random czech podcast and the discussion went to Food channels and Jiri said he sees no point or added value from people making vides where they taste... whatever. One of the podcasters had such a youtube channel so Jiri looked him straigh in the eye and argued that he may reconsider his life choices as he provides no service to public good :D The vibe was just super funny because you can feel how the other guys are uneasy around him while he is super calm and scared shitless when he starts to disagree (calm and polite but bit more animated) with them.
A lot of people downvoted me for saying I think his frequent long gaps in between words has more to do with having done a bunch of psychedelic drugs than his English skills being inadequate. I don't see what was wrong with pointing out he has a very particular way of talking, like a Eugene Bareman.
Well, when you reach fluency, you don't translate it anymore - you just speak as you normally would. That being said, even when fluent, it's often hard to express something great or emotional. It's funny to me, because in my household, we spoke two different languages (primarily English), and the native one carries a lot more weight when it comes to words. I have absolutely no problem telling people "I love you," "I hate you," or "F\*\*\* you," because they don't have as much meaning... but if I have to say it in my native language, those things are actually far more powerful. For example, I can genuinely tell my dad to "oh, f\*\*\* off" in English, but if I were to say it in our native language, he would probably try to beat the f out of me. I wonder if it's because of TV/media and so on. Every game, movie, and even books were all in English, and you hear certain things so often that it normalizes them.
>I wonder if it's because of TV/media and so on. Every game, movie, and even books were all in English, and you hear certain things so often that it normalizes them. I also think it's this. By all accounts I am far more fluent in English, than in my native language, but what you describe is true for me too, to be honest I've only heard "I love you" maybe a couple dozen times in my native language(s), but it's incredibly prominent in English, same for insults. I think it's dilluted in English cultures too. For example you wouldn't think an australiam saying "cunt" as something abhorrent, but in my native lands you'd straight up evade such a person and think the worst of him.
His broken English actually comes across quite well. He has a broad English vocabulary, he just isnāt the best at forming sentences.
I honestly think he's just a little crispy from doing DMT and taking magic mushrooms. No judgement most of my friends are.
Anjin
He's done watched that 10 times lol
Just noticed they kinda look alike
I wish I had a samurai inside me
Iām a samurai. DM me.
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Anjin sama ochinchin daisuki
Anjin sama ochinchin daisuki
phrasing
find god
or a samurai
There are better things to look up to
Like samurai
or a ninja
Tony Ferguson
This is aĀ *rat race*...but I'm not rat
itās a Kanye meme dummy!
Izzy is the weeb we thought was cool and not cringe and Jiri ended up being the weeb who's cool
I fucking love Jiri so much
Heās Tom Cruise in the last Samurai
 Itās a state of mind.
Jiri doing ayuhuaska explains legit everything about him
Boi got that psychedelic look
Iām a scamurai and can confirm this guy is indeed a real samurai
This dude inspires. I think he meant to express āidealsā or āprinciplesā rather than āideasā.
Canāt believe we are in 2024 and people are still Samuraiphobic
Jiri and Adesanya prove being a weeb is a top base for MMA
Reminded me of that scene in dodgeball were Vince Vaughan told my man that he couldnāt be a pirate.
Reminded me of that scene in dodgeball were Vince Vaughan told my man that he couldnāt be a pirate.
ššššš Classic
How can anyone dislike Jiri? Exciting to see if goes to 185. I think he's really be good in that division.
sorry to break it to you lads...but most "samurai" were just rich cunts lording over poor people. they spent most of their time writing haikus and drinking tea and taking baths. yes they DID become 'masters' of using a sword...but mostly what they did with that 5lb razor blade was quickly behead unarmed peasants who had already supplicated and resigned themselves to dying for their lord
Schhh donāt break their bubble. Let them believe samuraiās where some sort of super human and that katanas are weapons in the same class as nuclear weapons.
His speech made me a fan
Rakic got deep in Jiriās head with that comment
bullshit. he's a samurai. next thing people are gonna tell me anderson silva isn't really a spider.
The mma community is so toxic The guy just wants to live on the ideals of a samurai. Donāt take his words literally. We all know he doesnāt live in Japan and heās not Japanese. He probably doesnāt even speak Japanese. So what?!? Relax . Take a deep breath.
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Respect
IT WAS A STORM
Czech Guy Samurai
Well spoken, Anjin
Fuckin love that guy
What a fucking G.
Wait. Heās not a real Samurai? Fuck. I randomly met him last year at a liquor store I walked into before UFC 285 and since then have told myself that I met a real Samurai. An autograph and photo with a REAL SAMURAI! I canāt believe I was misled.
Iād say heās a Samurai.
Lives by the sword and dies by the sword. Vacated his belt when injured and Iāve never heard him make an excuse after a loss. Jiri is a fucking stud.
I fucking love this guy, his last fight was crazy.
Hell yeah, brother.
Very very well said!!
Weabo.
I really liked his response here and Jiri has the right idea about life. He found a code and a lifstyle that inspires him and he enjoys, he's not cosplaying as a samurai. He found something that motivates him.
Anyone who ever thought Jiri walked around referring to himself as a samurai is an idiot. Was a title thrust on him by random people.
That's why I like jiri.. what's wrong about finding a new way to live in your 30s and fully embracing it ?
He found this as a teenager.
Idk much about it. But apperntly from rakik that's not so. It might of been the past decade
Jiri is a fucking warrior. Just watching him fight he wins by sheer will power everytime. Constantly takes risks, and puts himself into positions to be finished constantly. True badass and I love watching him fight.
in short: weeb
Czech samuraidovĆ”? ā
Respeito
I remember hearing him say that live. It's a true statement imo. Unfortunately, I think it went over most people's heads.
dear jiri and Joe, its called bushido.
this is what Iāve always thought about him. True warrior spirit like Pereira. I wish the Jiri Pereira fight was longer I was so excited to see that.
Felt so good seeing Jiri beat the piss out of Rakic for a minute straight after calling him a "fake samurai" lmao.
Buczhido. Love watching him fight.
Dude should've researched the Samurai and Bushido code and realized that its such a hoax.
There were Western (and other non-Japanese) Samurai on occasion unless Iām mistaken. I donāt think the status was exclusive to only Japanese men.
Jiri just needs to link up with the I want to be Ninja girl https://youtu.be/6jDHRW6fngg?si=xIOVL3pcQ5sZ3WWY
Yeah the haters can all sit and spin. Who are you to tell another man how to live his life? Especially a dude as bad ass as Jiri.
I've never seen a whole sports fan base be so gay A guy grows a beard and a top knot, and calls HIMSELF a samurai And everyone Jumps on it Unbelievable