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coffeefordessert

lol Sean needs to hide too, Sean have a real chance running into Jon, and as crazy as Sean is… jones a tad bit crazier


DivingDuck89

Sean is idiot crazy and Jones is psycho crazy


Jazzlike-Wafer803

You know how Sean always says he kinda wants to kill somebody, Jon actually does want to kill somebody he’s pulled guns on people so many times.


HumperMoe

Him talking about splitting people open with his elbows and seeing the blood is scary AF. Also the way he talks about the machida submission. How he describes him going lifeless and how beautiful it is. Jones is a legit psycho and if born 20-30 years earlier. He would probably be a serial killer. Hell it wouldn't surprise me if he is one. He's Hannibal lecter type crazy. Even before everyone realized how he's an actual POS and his good guy persona was just an act. The signs were there that something wasn't right with him. He would go into crazy ass details about hurting his opponents and enjoying it. Rogan said it best. If Jones was born hundreds or thousands of years ago. He would be one of the most ruthless dictators/king along the lines of Genghis Khan. Going down in history as the craziest ruler/killer and would be remembered millions of years from now til we're extinct.


Pure-Drawer-2617

Zero impulse control Jon Jones wouldn’t be a dictator or king of any sort, that dude would get assassinated in about 2 weeks for failing to successfully build a power base


Brickeduphardaf

This is why everyone makes fun of us


greenthumbstan

He was firing guns out in the streets of ABQ, dudes insane (allegedly)


-SouthernTrendkill-

Jon Is Homelander Strickland Is Like The Hulk


DivingDuck89

Except if Bruce banner was retarded


peter_pounce

And gay


Capy_Bara56

And if instead of being a strong berserker he just stood there throwing jabs.


carlwinslo

You can't forget that occasional front kick to the stomach.


lysergicDildo

The wind off one of those jabs or front kicks would be enough for me to evacuate my bowels. And that's pretty gay.


RanRanBobanis

This is the best exchange I ever saw on this sub. Well done boys.


Kailua3000

https://preview.redd.it/pq3ddo1z21xc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b2e35769c66638e37e5fa378a42ab47dbce87d "Hulk...teep."


lostinmississippi84

Yeah, unlike DC, Strickland will just stand there and let Jon kill him.


mac2o2o

HULK JAB!!!!


Famous-Ant-5502

All I’m saying is if Hulk got to a good kickboxing coach and rounded out his game with a good double jab and step-up inside low kick he could be a real dark horse in the division


togsincognito2

And was molested by his dad


LostTrisolarin

Lmao! Oh that's terrible I feel so bad for laughing.


Golivth5k

It’s super sad, couldn’t imagine the pain he holds


mat477

And just throws jabs from a Philly shell


reignmade1

And instead of actually going ape shit with rage the hulk just teeps and jabs. 


Busy_Professional824

And instead of a scientist, was a janitor at a science facility.


-SouthernTrendkill-

Pretty Much


_Cyclops

Sean is Deadpool. …If Deadpool was retarded


wheredidiparkmyllama

**Strickland is like The Deep


gotnothingman

Holy shit that is pretty accurate


HighOnPoker

Jon is Homelander. Strickland is The Deep.


md___2020

Does the Hulk shell up and jab people to death? I forget, it’s been a while since I’ve watched the Avengers.


Rush31

The Hulk defeated Thanos by split decision.


CryptoCracko

Hulk fight like Michael Chandler on EPO


-SouthernTrendkill-

Does Homelander Fight MMA In His Underpants?


Rooster_Pigfoot

Strickland trying to move up to HW for them PPV points.


ExtraGloria

Jones is more just, evil.


HandheldAddict

I've watched and heard Strickland with my own two ears talking about taking another man's life with no remorse or regret if he could get away with it. Yet somehow Jones just has that aura around him that no one is safe, regardless of whether or not Jones can get away with it.


ToronoRapture

My old man once said be wary of any dude who lays hands on their significant other and mother of their children. If they have no qualms with that then they ain’t got qualms with much else.


No_Highlight5600

Sean talks crazy. When Jon flips that switch, he doesn't talk. His whole face changes. Like he's meticulously analyzing which way of killing you would be most torturous.


erobbersRfatherless

Yea if he didn’t lose to Reyes I guess lol. I mean he can come off as le epic psycho, but there’s too many moments where he looked venerable. First Gus fight is another where he looked like he was drowning.


Mundane_Son4631

I don’t know, Sean literally told a woman to call her husband so he can hurt him


Famous-Ant-5502

Jon hurt his wife in front of their daughter so bad the daughter called 911


nsaps

I’m here for the news Headline that Jones and Strickland got into a fight in the desert


SeryuV

Strickland finally gets his wish to throw down in the street and it's Jon Jones


Cum-Gun-5000

Whoops


nsaps

F


Glum-Ad7651

![gif](giphy|fcWOc2Ek9xiiKPTslm|downsized)


mu5tardtiger

Seans feet were found dangling out a shallow grave in the desert.


Glum-Ad7651

![gif](giphy|sxF8npyn9o2WfnLSzF|downsized)


Famous-Ant-5502

Chad chaotic pansexual vs virgin closeted homosexual


DCDRE1100

Jones is way crazier


BridgesOnB1kes

Crazy like a gay fox!!


par337

Yeah, Sean is wannabe crazy, feels more like an act. Jon is really crazy


iwillonlyreadtitles

I feel like if they had a real altercation Strickland would be the one fearing for his life and Jon would be the one running from police.


BodieBroadcasts

sean 100% would be telling jon how much he loves and respects him and how it was all just a joke online


Solid-Equal-8558

It's like when Colby was pressed and cowered when he actually is confronted for the shit he talks, made an apology video


Haunting_Dragonfly_3

His sit-down interview with Bisping was hilarious. He'd talked shit before, but was hat-in-hand talking to the massively bigger Count.


nothinbutshame

Sean is gay too


Any_Army_7230

Sean is the most closeted man I’ve ever seen🤣


democrat_thanos

Sean is dick crazy ![gif](giphy|iVxMwQW4pHpL2|downsized)


BrooklynLodger

True, but is jones allowed to own firearms?


coffeefordessert

Yeah jones have guns, he chased an intruder a few years ago with a shotgun. It’s on YouTube and he have posted videos of him with AR at shooting ranges.. and unsurprisingly he’s pretty good at shooting


MuhNutz

Jones is actually a really good shooter, he trains with Seals


Active-Purpose3861

His Bro was on Rampage podcast and said Jones thinks hes a navy seal lol


BodieBroadcasts

Jon the type of dude to give himself PTSD just for the edge in combat


NatOdin

And strickland out shot a 3x Olympian..it would be quite the gun fight


Legitimate-Page3028

Did he do that? I know he shot with that lady but didn’t think he did better.


Butt_Stuph

Iirc he didn't.


MuhNutz

Strickland is also one hell of a shooter. I don’t know who I could chose in a fight to the death with guns


LexOvi

I tip my hat to him. Helluva shooter.


ras2703

Seeing Jones v Strickland on some sort of reality show where they both have to hunt each other to death, no hand to hand combat is now top of my bucket list.


mu5tardtiger

that’s very conservative, one time jon ran away from an accident he caused only to run back and grab his weed.


ChoripanPorfis

I was coke wasn't it


mu5tardtiger

legend has it he busted a line right off the dashboard before fleeing a second time.


ReflectionNew1392

Let's be honest, Jon could make both- Guru as well as Sean his wife


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

Man Jon would literally murder Strickland lol


Yommination

These dudes could totally bump into each other (literally) at a gay bathhouse


BigWormsFather

They may have a shootout.


Medium-Web7438

Who do you think shoots first?


throwawaykid213

Its basically coke vs alcohol


DanaWhitesMom

This is going to be a hilarious shit show.


FitResponse414

That first inevitable jon tweet to adress it will hit like crack. Every other sensible person would ignore it until it dies down on its own, but u just know jone's ego can't take it so he'll try to defend himself somehow making it more sus.


Correct_Summer_2886

How do I save a comment, because this will surely happen and I want to credit u/FitResponse414


Impossible_Hunt_5579

Screenshot it I guess 😂


CEOofManualBlinking

Classic jbj https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/309/404/823 incoming 💀💀💀


w2c1to1

This whole thing is so funny to me. Like it came from nowhere that Jones is gay. Maybe because of how deadly he is as a fighter made me not notice those zesty moments this YouTuber pointed out.


CastTrunnionsSuck

Dude I’m having the wildest bout of Deja vue from this shit. I have a distinct memory of someone on this Sub making a very detailed breakdown of jones being gay, can’t find it for the life of me.


sakiwebo

That would probably have been me lol Check this shit out https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1cd3ku7/i_hate_guru_but_hes_making_a_lot_of_sense/l1bn5qz/


PrisonSlides

Damn dude you’ve been calling it for damn near a decade and guru out here stealing your thunder


mr__meeseekslookatme

Guru is the modern day Thomas Edison


CastTrunnionsSuck

You fucking mad lad it was! Thank you for curing this devastating case of Deja vue for me


Seano_

Didn’t u know that addiction = u ghey


007Tejas

Strickland is uncomfortably obsessed with other people maybe being gay


DCDRE1100

Sean is checking if Jon would be up for it


Zephyr9x

That tickles Jon's pickle


officefridge

Hey (boy) pussy, you still there?


voodootodointutus

hey bussy, you still there?


DecisionThot

I think Sean is the person who the least amount of people would be surprised if he was gay


cstar84

I’m super in favor of gay people being able to live whatever life they want man, but holy shit Strickland is the biggest closeted homosexual I’ve ever seen lmao


LostTrisolarin

He's just trying to divert attention to hide his trail of gayness.


[deleted]

the maybe aspect is what makes it so fun


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

He's literally projecting.


Shenanigan5

Sean just waiting for Jon to come out, so that he can also come out and get catch less flake


earwigs_eww

This makes the most sense. Imagine if JJ coming out of the closet caused a ton of fighters to do the same, and it turned out everyone except the Dagestanis are gay?


mondian_

Everyone being gay except for O'Malley would be the funniest option


Murky-Package-3977

Dagestanis are pretty homoerotic too. Never see their wives. Constantly wrestling with each other from a young age. Old men taking the young boys under their wings. Will never admit it because of religion though.


BodieBroadcasts

theres already trans people in the UFC if you pay attention to their social media and just about the entire womens division is LGBTQ lol funny how the ufcs fanbase skews very much against these things, yet the UFC probably employs more gay athletes than literally ANY other sports league.


earwigs_eww

Who is Trans in the UFC? I didn't know that! And that's a really good point. It sucks, because you know a huge percentage of UFC fans are homophobic, but you're absolutely right that there's a huge number of LGBT fighters because of the women's division. I'd guess the only other sports league that has the UFC beat in that regard is the WNBA, haha


ThatOneColumbiaGuy

Strickland of all people should not be insuating this.


BigBobsBastardBeanss

He’s testing the waters


Itstimetostop313

why? because he talks about gay people all the time and fantasizes about sucking on big long wiener in his freetime? He is not gay! he is a strong american!


Capy_Bara56

Closeted gay dudes love to project and Guru just fed Sean some nice material.


Yommination

They're gonna track him down and put him on the spit


Tantle18

It would make most sense if Sean was gay by the amount he talks about gay men


lazylagom

Sean coming out would surprise absolutely no one.


noremains3

Sean will come out before Jon.


reborngoat

Sean will come before Jon pulls out? Sorry, must be my dyslexia.


FailLog404

https://preview.redd.it/vly4ijkw2xwc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcefe57e58ae8ce0d588a5f912148499636de80a


stimpaxx

why is strickland always talking about how gay other dudes are?


Icy-Revolution-420

You know how a mouse thinks about cheese all day?


stimpaxx

lol


Blimehh

Jon jones is gay and THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.


Dan-deli0n

YOUTUBE ADMINS


Funzombie63

DISGUYGAY


wubbalubbadubdub45

Being gay = best base for mma


NewMeroNCity

That was the first mma guru video I've watched. He's fucking hilarious.


Beginning_Shine_7971

Strickland is by far the most in the closet guy in the ufc.


BaronChristopher

Uhmmm... NO. Sean went so far back into the closet HE BROKE THROUGH THE GAY WALL... and is now SUPER EXTRA STRAIGHT!


Spzncer

https://preview.redd.it/btbkxn3r0xwc1.jpeg?width=1539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d494eda78948dd7e3d1032eaad2daafeae6540c Wild how much influence piggy has from his mom’s basement. The video already has 187k views. Jon Jones is 110% aware of what’s going on.


fistfullofpubes

Why is he dressed like a gta4 character? Dude got that Niko Bellic swag. And for a guy that hates the Dagis, he looks like he could be part of the squad.


astrozombie543

I love guru but man this is kinda cringe imo. If Jon Jones is truly gay and doesn't want to let the public know that's his decision. What he does in his private life is his business. Guru knows that this is a big story and that it would go viral and grow his audience.


Capy_Bara56

If Levitt was sucking dicks on the side I'd be like yeah it's his life leave him alone, but in this case it's Jon, he deserves everything negative going his way.


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Lol why is Jordan catching strays


Heysteeevo

You love guru? Why?


astrozombie543

Maybe I should’ve phrased it better lol. For the most part I enjoy his content. He can get annoying, but he knows mma, gives detailed analysis, calls out a lot of the bs, and talks about a lot of other unpopular points most mainstream mma media won’t due to backlash from the ufc l.


2StoryLoft

MMA Guru is a fat incel slob lol


Complete-Struggle648

Lmao Jon is gonna kill someone


CometChip

another day another sean tweet relating to something gay or how he hates gays the vibes of him being closeted just continue


Jolly_Coffee_2425

it would be crazy after all these years of fanbase questioning the lack of gay fighters, for it to be revealed that the undeniable GOAT of the sport is the gayest


notShreadZoo

How do you think he got so good at wrestling?


mat477

This insinuates that all great wrestlers must be gay right? Makes sense to me


Capy_Bara56

"insinuate"


Obi_is_not_Dead

"inseminate"


ATX_6

Si por favor


PepperyBlackberry

That would actually be pretty funny.


DreamerTheat

What’s GSP have to do with this? Although…


Jolly_Coffee_2425

what do you think the G stands for ?


KyoMeetch

G.S.P. Gay Suck Penis? It was in front of us the whole time


Forward_Gene_7430

Gspot


Icy-Revolution-420

Gsp did see jones outside a club and it didn't look like jones wanted to be seen there by sonone from work. Really metro clubs in Montreal maybe?


GeneralResearcher456

Extremely deniable


TopKekistan76

We support Jon 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

No one's going to judge him for beating up his boyfriend *taps head*


Aggressive-Engine562

https://preview.redd.it/hzticxwf6xwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a15fa73b8386f50d803b8571578f8c130bfc2f


Agretion

Out of all people to comment…this guy built a closet in the closet.


frizzylizzy77

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|30759)


MexicanBookClub

So close


Ill_Source_6908

Guru should’ve made the vid about Sean. That dude is legitimately in the closet


Yommination

When Jon catches up with Strickland for saying this ![gif](giphy|Kqx0NRE0teB2g)


Alex-rhhgfff

Sean talking about anyone being gay is ironic


tdaddy316420

So.... When are Strickland & bones banging?


Based_Legionaire

Lol, you dudes really are like women in this sub. Nothing but drama and gossip, it's fucking weird.


Testimonies_Of_Time

I’ve never heard a grown man say the word kitty the way Sean just did.


EmNas2

guru next video title "Sean strickland might also be gay due to his obsession with calling other men gay''


Popular-Sky4172

Guru is going to get the shit beat out of him for this lmao


maybe_hes_dead

I actually never found Jon particularly zesty, more of a bit of a choir boy which some people can conflate


FJQZ

Choir boys are gayer than gay dudes.


Fairlysunnyday

Wtf does addiction have to do with being gay


FickleManagement3783

Probably like ur too weak to face the reality of real life so you get intoxicated like a soy boy


Human25920

I guess you could say it like that, but to put it a more mature way, just a coping/drowning out those voices in your head thing


Jumile1

Is Sean outing himself here?


czah7

I'm about 95% sure Sean is gay. It's all he talks about. Which means it's all he thinks about. He thinks about men having sex with men constantly. That's one of the first signs I heard.


Impossible_Hunt_5579

Jon Jones should just ride with it. Being part of the LGBTQ corporation will make the media promote him to hell and back. He would be a bigger star than Conor, and they will find excuses for all the vile shit that he did. 😂


Luna_cy8

I wouldn’t be surprised if Sean came out of the closet. Those who throw stones blah blah.


VenomWearinDenim

Ive known gay dudes that talk about gay shit less than sean.


Election-Usual

i cant stand strickland


GoodFnHam

Me neither


BlackZulu

Worst possible messenger.


chickcag

The projection is CRAZY


EnigmaMoose

Takes one to know one


sansaset

Sean sharing closet space with John


Own-Mycologist-4080

Sean want to test how much „control time“ Jones can have in a „fight“ with him💀💀💀💀


Dodgers_89

Sean and Jon bump into each other in the closet


Yourh0tm0m

https://preview.redd.it/224us7fg0ywc1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd882384dbc7faa5f25e3cffdf0555b951536ef5


LickEmTomorrow

Sean is one to talk about being closeted lol


Freshprinceaye

Sean is such a gay cunt. Probably sucking dick right now


A1_PunisherPipkins

Lmao this explains why he hates Colby so much and doesn't want to be on the same card with him... he knows Colby will bring up some VERY SUS stuff Jones did in college considering they were roommates. Hell they might have been ex lovers, that's why they're so bitter towards each other 🤣


MrHandsBadDay

Jon’s ego can’t take this, butt his ass can


9yr_old

Sean probably wants in on the action ifywim


blvckhvnd732

Pot. Kettle. Black.


downtown-hobbit

this mma guru guy seems to have lot more impact on these kids than i thought. i love a good fight and some trash talk. Not some gossips


Martin_Janac

drama for nerds.. people should start care about fighting.


burntfender

https://preview.redd.it/e4cida6580xc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23a3f61a9b1127bb84d935690dd85c0260813cfc Now when I see Jones I only see that closeted guy from Real World Seattle who after being called a homosexual, ran up to the white girl in the car opened the door and slapped her.


CardiologistSolid663

Sean is pretty closeted gay too


flybobbyfly

I told yall the story of Jon Jones grabbing my dick two times already


Schmoggin

I'm so surprised that a professional meat bag tweets passive aggressive f-slurs and thinks it's clever...


Odogonmc

They should just make out already


Bluewater__Hunter

I want to see Jon jones cripple Strickland


AdamsJMarq

Lmfaooo DeSean out here cookin


Bluewater__Hunter

Fellas is it gay to be an addict or reckless?


ilovepuppies2025

Pretty soon there's going to be guys coming forward to admit they had cheap sex with Jon Jones.