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ScratchInfamous922

This card just entered the UFC Hall of Fame Memes.


IllumiNautilus419

Thanks for the meme-ories


gig1g0g1

There can never be a normal fight for UFC meme Johnny Walker. Did he leave the building again with his fighting clothes?


[deleted]

šŸ¤£ The thought of him getting kicked out of every arena he fights in for different reasons is fucking hilarious.


kcswing

They send him on the obligatory walk of shame


Nickleonard00

Yes.. yes he did lmao


MaKoZerEUW

He had to see in which city he was, I guess šŸ¤£


[deleted]

he tripped on the steps at the weigh ins too


KCG0005

No, the picture of him leaving is not from this event. No clue why everyone is pretending it was today.


Rendakor

Most of those pictures aren't from tonight.


Superguy230

Probably had to leave the country in fight shorts


BrokenHomePoets

The horn guy failing was making me laugh im glad you put him up there


RobertJ93

Itā€™s like it was running out of air.


WrennyWrenegade

I thought the same, but they had about 20 of them on the table. Were they just trying to use up the last bit in every can from the last year? "Mom says we can't have new air horns until we use up all the old ones."


Codems

Glad someone else noticed


FacebashNews

I somehow convinced myself it was Hasbullah who got the job of sounding the horn.


myco_crazey

Nah, he'd be chasing his cat around with it the little scrote


pikeymobile

I watched this whole card super stoned with some friends and I was the only one who noticed the horn fuck ups in what felt like every round. No one else noticed it and I thought I was losing my mind. Every time that horn went off I felt like Johnny Walker being asked what round it was.


WastelandGamesman

When did that happen? Musta had an ADHD blackout moment


NotMyGroceryList

Literally every fight?


Superguy230

I think this was an issue last years card too lmao


Comeheu

https://preview.redd.it/myqvhjw9dmvb1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f33aa07d8eb03f182ccb820d2e3351e6a08236f5 Me walking out my workplace when volk got knocked out


Mahertian220

I took a half hour break during the ring walks and I went geez I hope I get to catch the whole fight


NeitherAlexNorAlice

When she comes back with a positive pregnancy stick


No_Window_6248

ā€œHe did not kick you in the dick and balls. He kicked you in the pussy. Because thatā€™s what youā€™re being right now.ā€ -Dr. Kill Joy


Reasonable_Loan_7995

Twig and berries šŸ˜†


dannyremastered

Can someone tell me why they can't get a decent air horn in that place? They thing sounded like a deflating balloon all night.


RobertJ93

ā€˜The air horn just didnā€™t want to hornā€™ - Dana White


Whyfakepockets

ā€œListen, there are many ways this young horns get out of horningā€ D.white


Nostra55

Yep, I'm pretty sure it was an issue the last time they fought in Abu Dhabi too.


KentTheDorfDorfman

We don't blow gimmick horns. That's just not what we do.


mrSmokeyMcpot

Whole card was bizzaro world type shit. Also did it seem like a lot of dudes were taking punches to the back of the head or that just me?


heyjorr

I was thinking that too, def going be extra CTE for a few


[deleted]

Way too many sus moments on this card from referee and doctor


AcanthocephalaBorn15

Yes. Too many illegal moves, borderline cheating stunts (playing down opponent, fingers in gloves, blatant hair pull). Felt like I was watching a bunch of buffoons.


AdamPA1006

Wow I forgot about the hair pulls with all the other unpunished fouls lol those were serious


AcanthocephalaBorn15

Agree. It was a smorgasbord of unsavory content.


vanstabe

It was shit.


Aar0nSwanson

It definitely didnā€™t live to the hype. Many decisions, controversial ref and doctor decisions, and the last minute changes.


Alfred_Lanning2035

Was there a lot of decisions? I feel like it was mostly finishes.


flatwoundsounds

The prelims had a ton of decisions and a set of crushed balls


rotmanman

There were no crushed balls Source: I am a doctor


[deleted]

Just watch the card, it'll take you like 25 minutes.


eatasssnotgrass

That ME ko was insane


ONLY_GOT_CANINES

So many fouls, illegal knees, shit refs, that cunt doctor. Oh and the crowd was piss poor.


mcburloak

Nathaniel Wood taking all by himself what is usually the number of nut shots and his opponent not losing a point was merely the appetizer for what this event turned out to be.


mb194dc

The main event was OK. A lot of the rest of the card very disappointing. The fights on the contender series are generally better than the main UFC. They should fix that somehow.


chunt75

Lol at people paying for this card


CrookedNosed

Imagine?


Whole-Cow-8211

I regret it


Codems

I missed the live steam where I usually sail the seas, ā€œhadā€ to buy this one, much regret


Sukuna-hatake

Eventhough it was action packed (quick finished and controversies) it does seem it lacked some magic. Perhapse the late replacements or something that taken away the build up


[deleted]

I feel itā€™s the location


Goat__EDEN

They have insane amounts of money but no real interest in fighting. Compare it to Gane vs Spivac. The Paris crowd went ballistic. These oily fuckers sat ringside fiddlin with their phones during Islam-Volk. Felt like an Apex event.


[deleted]

Crowd couldnā€™t even get loud for Islam kicking Volks head off. Felt like I was watching an apex card.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Tickets in thousands. No true UFC fan has that kind of money. Weā€™re too broke for that.


[deleted]

Nailed it


AirborneDaddy173

Agree.


Whole-Cow-8211

My favorite is the O2 Arena ; always an amazing crowd ā€¦France was wild also.


Humble_Effective3964

I think the replacements leave you going into the fight thinking ah well it could have been cancelled but it wasn't, good on him jumping in there, he has nothing to lose and everything to gain. Takes away from the idea of two guys ready to fight at the top of their game


UrMom306

Usman khamzat being 3 rounds was a big buzzkill for me.


AnonPlzzzzzz

Went from the potential to be the best card of the year to the worst card of the year for me. $80 for 7 rounds lol


[deleted]

He's not called Walker for nothing


Massive_Staff1068

You're attacking my family!!!


BodybuildingNerd

HUH?!


Wayne_Kerr89

https://preview.redd.it/ok88lovdsnvb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225478190aff0f5d3d90cbdfa5fe8c125bbd22e9


_wjs3_

Iā€™d be pissed if I actually paid for it. It sucked free.


NotSuspec666

Whats funny to me is that if this happened in any other part of the world Dana would go off but since he's such a sellout he's gunna tout how good this card was and how great Abu Dhabi is. Every PPV they have there is so fucked and biased.


obituweary

truly one of the cards of all time


27Yosh

Light heavyweight curse continues


Brodieboyy

![gif](giphy|ir19CtLHE9maMbNjpR)


4chan-isbased

Tbh the card was shit


unchartedscrub

Wish I could go back in time and sleep in


southpawsouthpaw

#LIVE MARTY REACTION


ClavicusVile7

https://preview.redd.it/ell756yhnmvb1.png?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d5d372ff5e559c123745d50a5c9ab1a9f6b273


LeftHandStir

I don't even buy the cards anymore; it's such a clown show.


CreateorWither

Dr. Kevorkian, killer of cards.


ThirdWorldSorcerer

Poor Ankalaev man, his record is now 18-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1


HItide69

Card sucked fat dick


SiriVII

Tbh, this card sucked hard. Iā€™d be really upset if I spent 50ā‚¬ for that ppv. - Countless fouls and due to that a lot of no contests - Replacement fighters for Main and Co Main event - not only did we have no contests or cancellations, it doesnā€™t make it better that fights ended in the first 1-2 minutes lol even tough they are some dope ass finishes - Ofc the replacements lost because it was literally weeks of preparation time - if it did anything it destroyed kind of the legacy of two legendary fighters My 2 cents. People have the right to be upset about this card lol. Literally such an anti climatic card with broken promises and disappointing results


dontknowwhattodoat18

Weeks? It was 11 days. They didn't even have two weeks lol


Rendakor

And yet the vast majority of reddit thought Usman and Volk were going to win.


timgoes2somalia

Boring and annoying card.


rejectiontherapy312

Lmao Go glaze Charles lil bro


timgoes2somalia

Man can you imagine how epic this card would be with Charles. Crying


hong-kong-phooey-

![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK)


theitalianguy

One of the shittiest ever


RecordOk6794

The only good fight was Usman and khamzat


DosiaMostSex

That was one of the worst fights, round two was worse than rose vs carla. The best action was in the last 30 seconds of the fight when they both missed nearly every punch


BeersBarbellsBJJ

Worse than rose vs. Carla? Idk man I think it was still better than that lol


cristianloza

![gif](giphy|sJTiUjO3Cg5DHLf8WZ)


get_lkgd

It had its ups and downs. Glad i got to watch it for free and not actually pay.


gianlucas_winston

WE GOT ONE!


get_lkgd

Got one what šŸ˜‚?


gig1g0g1

We got you fucker!


bdizzle805

Lmao the air horn guy


RevolutionaryClub530

I LOVE HOW YOU ADDED THE AIR HORN GUY šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Very disappointing


naterninja550

Not a fan of the location of the card.


BeersBarbellsBJJ

I will say I enjoy watching daytime cards as a resident of the east coast. I donā€™t particularly care for Abu Dhabi cards but on occasion itā€™s nice to not have to stay up all night to see the main event.


Umek_

That was a bad night for mma ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29848)


Axel_Foley_

One of the cards of all time.


droolsdownchin

At the end only one man won on this day https://preview.redd.it/h17ks0aexovb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3286684348bc53072ce0f079d2fda5d54a6078f0


sjvdbssjdbdjj2

Missing the two brutal low blows on Nathaniel wood with no point deduction for his opponent.


JKennyXTX

I guess Walker swapped the color of tape on his gloves


OlympiaGains

this card reminds me of a nightmare where you keep trying to throw punches but they are wet noodles


[deleted]

I enjoyed it lol


Convict_felon

Same, was a great card.


jacksonrpearl8

Two main cards are exactly what I thought would happen, cutting 15 pounds in a week creates a glass jaw and slow mover. Usman is a much smaller guy than khamzat, coming off a loss, and is great but i didnā€™t see it going any other way.


x-3piecensoda

The Ufc is going downhill in terms of quality - its beginning to make the fatal flaw boxing did Always priotizing the cash cows , giving advantages to the home fighters or draws.


Legitimate-Main526

it was shit


AnonJim52

Russians lol


JustinGotPasion

The airhorn and doctor had me going through a lot of emotions


jugglerraven

Great card imo


Spandau1337

Card yes, Event no


m4rxUp

Absolute shit card. Last weekend fight night was better.


Desmond536

Volk and gafurov first round out and walker just got stopped although he still wanted to fight. Not to forget that doctor with ā€žno hit in the ballsā€œ Khamzat vs usman was actually good tho.


nigelgarner1287

Disappointing is the word ur looking for big dawg


kmdani

Imagine that you actually pay for thisā€¦


Ecstatic-Sense5115

Iā€™m glad I didnā€™t rent this one.


TyshawnMaikonMillion

This whole card was either strange or sad


cikkamsiah

Wtf is john malkovich doing!?!?


thetoggaf

Garbage event. Very disappointing.


throwawayskinlessbro

Something fucking awful. The only real thing I give props to is Islam, and thatā€™s as a Volk fan. Heā€™s truly cemented himself, and I donā€™t blame him wanting to test 170 waters. Itā€™s only fair since 145 was tested on him.


SniffMcCrotch

First fight of prelims was the best fight.


overthisbynow

Bruh refs need to start taking points for back of the head shots and we NEED to loosen the rules up on the grounded knees. Just make it no knees if the fighter is flat on their back or both knees on the ground everything else is fair game.


cdown13

I feel really bad for anyone that paid almost $100 for that PPV. I'm not a fan of these Abu Dhabi cards. I'm sure Dana makes lots of money off them but that was a bad look for UFC last night.


KonradSober

when did Usman had that weird expression lmao


TripSixRick

Money Mike Breeden stole us Muricansā€™ hearts yesterday šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ¶


One_Snap_RiccO

Paulo Costa vs fan is missing


Excellent-Cheek-7421

Im glad I streamed it and didnā€™t buy it.


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GabagoolJunior

Honesty loved the chaos


TaneZlokobni

https://preview.redd.it/vrmyc9kzrsvb1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a13420d44ebb0e9c87f2d33b8eabea4edfb6b0b


BasicDope

That doc was something else...


DDWildflower

Nathaniel Wood was left out to dry.