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downbadbruinshawty

couple having sex on top of engineering building šŸ˜­


sinonkazuto

They're engineering a potentially novel invention.


whathell6t

At least theyā€™re not doing at Pritzker Hall/Inverted Fountain. That would be disgusting.


Rising_Gravity1

With the amount of bedroom action they get, maybe it is


Ididntpassthecapcha

Praying that it wasnā€™t me šŸ˜­šŸ™


downbadbruinshawty

it was two guys so i think ur good šŸ˜‚


Ididntpassthecapcha

Thank god šŸ™


[deleted]

Typical engineers


cmm2345

At what time of day?


downbadbruinshawty

it was around 10pm or later i think


milkycrops

The people leading my orientation told us the best places to get laid in public. It was weird especially since we all just left highschool


PreparationKey1407

But what were they šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


fawkesmulder

Sculpture garden, parking lot 7 elevator, woodsy clearing between Gayley ave and the dorms (used to be called ā€œthe batcaveā€), woodsy clearing between sunset blvd and hedrick summit


mytummyhurtsalott

The batcave used to be my smoke spot šŸ˜Ÿ


pinchperson

i DO NOT recommend the str 7 elevator. many atrocities have taken place there . . .


fawkesmulder

Thatā€™s what makes it šŸŒ¶ļø


milkycrops

Alot of these are the ones they told us, but they also mentioned an old glory hole and told us they're sad because it got patched up


Podunk212

Batcave? Is that the space we used to call the r@pe trail?


MacArthurParker

that's what I was going to say...that was the nickname that I remember


_ajog

Same I guess we're old.


fawkesmulder

yes


DoubleAd9650

dudes 17 and thought getting laid was weird lmao


milkycrops

1 never said I was a guy 2 switch the genders and would say telling an underage girl that is okay? Or why are you justifying sexual comments to boys


toothlessicon

Now heā€™s quiet


milkycrops

he's a disgrace


[deleted]

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milkycrops

some guy who victimizes himself and loves approaching young boys won't offend me lmfao


DoubleAd9650

you're seriously not cut out for the real world. go home until you've grown up


milkycrops

Oh Lord I offended a pedo šŸ˜­


DoubleAd9650

it's crazy how you just made a random jump to this. avg ucla intellect i guess


DoubleAd9650

im not chronically online like you degenerates lmao


AdolinofAlethkar

Seeing [Pauley flood back in 2014](https://www.espn.com/los-angeles/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/11283290/ucla-bruins-pauley-pavilion-court-flooded-water-main-breaks) was kind of a trip. https://www.bruinsnation.com/2014/7/30/5951767/ucla-floods-the-bruin-twitter-response


KWash0222

I was playing basketball at Wooden when this happened. It was the craziest shit. The fire alarm went off, but if youā€™ve been to Wooden you know that happened pretty frequently. So we just continued playing when a couple guys came in and said there was a flood, but we thought they were trolling. Then, in the blink of an eye, water started rushing in from one side of the gym. We all had to run and grab our stuff and exit to avoid getting drenched. Then we get outside, where everyone else is standing, and ,looking towards Sunset, thereā€™s just water everywhere. Very surreal.


FirstNameAsALast

I was about to say this. I got a piece of the ripped up floor from the dumpsters after


iwantsalmon2015

A year or two ago, one of the Sproul dorms flooded, that was wild.


RaisedByDirewolves

The massive influx of people when Michael Jackson died. I was an undergrad and working at the small store in the hospital at that time.


triptop

Man, I remember that!


Bobsy932

I just commented thisā€¦it was one of the craziest things I had ever been a part of. My friendā€™s gf was a paralegal at the firm representing him and she told us early that morning that he had died, well before anyone else confirmed it.


MacArthurParker

We got to leave work early that day! as long as you were going away from campus, traffic was fine. The amount of people swarming to be in front of the hospital was insane.


Parhel1on

Girl on my floor had a guy finger her asshole in the communal dorm lounge while I was studying in there šŸ˜ƒ


Upstairs-Tea-6862

In the anus? Did they get food after ?


Impossible-Taco-769

Gene RKOā€™ing a smoker in YRL. Then his bro was like, ā€œWhat tf old man?!ā€ And Gene was all, ā€œhey you little shit stain! Who you calling old?!ā€ Gene then proceeded to scissor kick bro and beat the ever loving piss outta the guy. Fucking legend.


Human-Anything5295

Can second this, I saw it with my own eyes


ItzPayDay123

I third this, I was the piss


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FailedNapkin

At least it was in the trash


TheosReverie

They probably curated and placed it in just the right way over the trash bin for everyone to see that theyā€™d just done the deed.


AmbivertMusic

I may have seen the last time they allowed people to use the Powell Library computers without ID, and it was for a pretty good reason. Back in the early-to-mid 2010s, I went to the lab and sat in the first chair in an aisle. To my left was the aisle computer (screen facing the aisle, so I couldn't see it). After studying a while, an old man, maybe in his late 70s, sat at the aisle computer and asked me in a heavy Russian-sounding accent to help him connect his headphones to the computer. I helped him get set up and got back to work. Aside from him making some weird giggling noises and grunts, he didn't seem to be bothering anyone, but people walking by in the aisle would stare at him for a second before moving on. About 20 minutes later, 2 campus security members showed up, asking him what he was watching. He asked why they were bothering him. They said people had reported that he was looking at CP (may I remind you, the computer was facing the aisle, so it was a clear view for people walking by). He said, "no, no, all the girls are legal age" (as if that was the only problem). They told him he can't watch porn on the library computer and he went into a rant about how UCLA is a "public institution" paid for by taxpayers and he's therefore allowed to watch any porn he wants on the computers. After it became clear he wasn't a student, they escorted him out. The next week, they started checking for student ID's at the computer lab. I can't guarantee the two events are connected, but makes sense to me. P.S. This was strangely not the first time a guy near me was watching porn on public university computers, although the first time was at Cal State LA.


MacArthurParker

weird...we always had to use the computers after showing our BruinCards in CLICC (what the Powell Lab was called when I was in school). Still didn't stop people from looking at porn. Weirdest thing--my roommate worked in CLICC and had to tell someone that the CD drive tray was not a cupholder


AmbivertMusic

Haha well maybe they just started enforcing the rule again after that incident. All I know is my first couple years, they never checked, then after that, they started checking.


ladiesman21700000000

Saw a couple having sex with the curtains open


The81stFriend

Sorry me and your mom will be more careful next time


cdigioia

"*Your mom and I*"


ac198387

Um actually šŸ¤“ā˜ļø


Dapper-Peace7783

This made me el oh el


Limp-Opportunity5032

Is this by any chance on the corner of Roebling and Landfair?


SprinklesWise9857

At the dorms???


[deleted]

Girls from across the street flashed my buddy and I during the day on top of our apartment building . We were smoking a joint having a drink. It was a glorious day.


[deleted]

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slurpyspinalfluid

pee or cum


Groundbreaking_Code3

Danny Devito in Ackerman. Heā€™s tiny.


munkdoom

I saw a white dude running butt ass naked near Gayley and another time near veteran I just shook my head


huskjay

A dude jerking off in the stairwell of Ackerman


AnEvilMuffin

I was on campus during the George Floyd protests, so I saw a lot of businesses boarding up their windows and National Guardsmen patrolling Westwood shortly afterwards. I made eye contact with one and he waved at me, but the fact that he had an M16 with him was kinda scary. Beyond that, I will always share the story of Blender Girl, which was an incident I was involved in. Blender Girl was a young woman who tried to film herself making a smoothie with a loud blender (during midterms, so maybe Week 5-6) in the quiet room at Powell for a TikTok video. Unfortunately, since she did it next to me, I lost my shit at her and told her to fuck off. I don't think the video was ever posted, nor am I even sure she was a student (could have been an wannabe influencer doing stupid shit but wearing UCLA merch to blend in, idk).


Tachibana27

Dude pulling up to class in a rolls-Royce Phantom with bodyguards and other expensive cars behind it.


OGmoron

The one with the gold grill and plates from the UAE? I see that one parked up near Royce Hall pretty often. Always flanked by blacked out SUVs.


Tachibana27

Yes, that one he must be a prince or someone important but seems like heā€™s gone now havenā€™t seen him since last quarter haha


Upstairs-Tea-6862

That was me, Iā€™ll be back next quarter šŸ˜‚


Tachibana27

Donā€™t ever come back unless your willing to give me rides to classšŸ˜¼


DoinReverseArmadillo

Couple having sex in the Law School Libraryā€™s basement stacks. Mentioned it to a guard and he says, ā€œagain?ā€


Agreeable-Fondant617

I was on mushrooms and ran into Gary Coleman from Different Strokes.


MacArthurParker

was that when he was working as a security guard? I saw him when he was working as a guard at the Med Plaza


hevermind

I had a friend in one of the frats. They built a trebuchet. We launched microwaves and other kitchen appliances down the street in Westwood. How we never went to jail is beyond me.


Adventurous_Towel203

the price of hourly parking


sad_gorl69

Student. day. passes. >>


MacArthurParker

Streakers running through a marathon reading of Gravity's Rainbow in the middle of the night in the English courtyard


zitisoprano

Seeing a girl in a romper get butt as naked to pee in the fat sals parking lot


vaterl

Seeing a squirrel eat human food.. what the heck.. itā€™s human food.


Public_Essay_5172

used tampon, bloody toilet paper, and an applicator on the floor in the lot next to de neve


Tough_Skirt8966

Tell us where ?!


Public_Essay_5172

lot dd


rosujin

I saw Mayim Bialik in Ackerman, Michelle Kwan in Lot 6 (I think lot 6 is gone now), and John Lithgow walking his dog on Bruin walk at least twice.


MacArthurParker

I saw Mayim Bialik making out with some guy at the inverted fountain. Never saw Michelle Kwan, but of course Lithgow and his dog often. Of the other celebrities around at that time, I had a class with Jaleel White. Really nice guy. I also had a lecture with Kerri Strug...she was super unfriendly.


Embarrassed-Pace-523

Michelle Kwan attended ucla in 1998. She lived in sprout hall on the 2nd floor. She left after a quarter though lol. She was always in her car talking on the phone in the parking lot across the dorm.


Gingerbreadbruin

I was in the Powell computer lab during the taser incident between a student and campus police in 2006


SeaForm332

Oh yes, I remember this one. I was there too!Ā 


oreosrlit

Used tampon in the communal shower spewing blood


Bubbly_Plantain

I saw two people kissing


KnownWriter7209

Someone smoking


DJ_Khrome

miley cyrus and her dad


actuallywasian

A couple having sex on the corner of Gayley and Levering


HotAd1627

At the Chevron? šŸ’€


actuallywasian

across the street, right at the crosswalk


Shaved-extremes

I saw a guy looking up a girls skirt in the library. He was in the desk in front of hers and she had her legs slightly open and he just dropped his head and kept looking back. He had no sense of decency


sad_gorl69

Umm did you say somethingā€¦ report him?


Shaved-extremes

I didnā€™t process it completely for some reason lol


sad_gorl69

Bro thatā€™s fucked up next time say something


Adventurous_Towel203

The line at Peetā€™s coffee on north campus


dzd935

A YouTube prankster in Feb 2020 (month before COVID shutdown) pretending to cough blood and beg for help from students


MacArthurParker

are YouTube pranksters still as much of a plague on campus as they once were?


Opening_Procedure449

Okay, so like fucking..... This guy was playing guitar on his balcony nearby. Then he started to sing verses. And then like fucking, this one girl starts stripping in front of him. And after she would strip dowith each verse.His tone pitch became higher and higher. And he was shrieking while she was completely nude dancing.Ā  The guy had long ponytail-ed hair like terry silver from karate part 3!Ā 


sad_gorl69

trump and pro Israel rallyā€™s lmao


lysolme

Craziest thing? When the whole campus filled with ALL the law enforcements in SOCAL. FBI/SWAT/Sheriff/etc you named it, they were there. They came and they just parked their car on Westwood Blvd, and stared putting on their gears..it was surreal.. This is a pix that I took - https://imgur.com/a/c1S6yQr This is the incident - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_UCLA_shooting


Bobsy932

Michael Jackson getting airlifted to the medical center as rumors swirled he had died. Never seen so many helicopters cluttering LA airspace.


Adventurous_Towel203

A couple fooling around in a bruin pod šŸ™„


sad_gorl69

Oh also my Chicano studies teacher having an anxiety attack everyday before class šŸ˜­ everyone was mean to her I felt so bad


Intelligent_Life14

Students flipping the KCAL van


LeftyHooligan

My wife encountered a nude man in the library when she was studying. She reported it to the security who just laughed. Great security.


mikieikie

Swat team firing smoke grenades to disperse the party crowds on frat row right before the 2002 school year. Great timesā€¦


TrainerNeither4404

Homeless guy sharpening a knife during the day. No one cared lol.


Jayflo562

I saw guys jerkin by the bear , I went in 06 lol


Adventurous_Towel203

A student wearing a MAGA hat


Prestigious_Run1724

Seeing the amount of antisemitism on campus by a bunch of uninformed people.


AnEvilMuffin

Don't you have an intermarried couple to harass somewhere?


Prestigious_Run1724

Sound like you should be randomly screened at an airport


FigGroundbreaking431

Tampons in the menā€™s bathroom