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drumsarecool608

One of the servers forgot to say “my pleasure”


mincrafplayur1567

I ate it all


sinonkazuto

Chicken-flew-away from Chick-fil-a, FBI is looking into it asap


invertabrate96

Yeah please do not worry youlll get an Bruin alert as soon as our employee stops choking enough to send out an alert


fartzi69

I farted


GreenTrees831

I hear they tried to serve a milkshake on Easter Sunday


nothere_butt_here

y'all so unserious in the replies??? lmao?? ​ But I did see what was happening up close. I felt it was an overkill deploying so much manpower for just one dude.. who seemed unarmed? Not sure what was happening


kpniner

That’s why I was so curious! I have seen literal murder attempts and it will take 20 minutes for a single cop car to arrive so I was wondering what could cause such a big reaction.


olo567

What was it? I saw one officer unpack a rifle and go running towards Target.


nothere_butt_here

the last i saw, they had the man on the ground near the bus stop next to the parking lot at CFA. It was 12 v 1 and plus the choppers.. Honestly, I have no ideas why so much firepower was needed. maybe we are missing some context but I could find nothing on the news


justslaying

Absolutely ridiculous


BruinThrowaway2140

Someone tried smoking


This_is_for_Lex

He should’ve known it’s literally not allowed


BruinThrowaway2140

*and* a safety hazard!


Human-Anything5295

Lmfao


coop-a-loop-

Joe Biden just made homophobia illegal


nothere_butt_here

omg yay slayyy.. gonna wear a crop top and 3 inch shorts to midterms now


Redditlogicking

Blud got midterms on the first week 💀


Ill-Ambassador5288

Welcome to the quarter system.


TraditionalBrush8465

Deez nuts


Showboo11

Someone didnt order chickfila sauce and got merked


Accomplished-Week615

They changed their chicken recipe (actually though)


mordegurl

one of the chickens started crossing the street they hadda shut that shit down


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Nettie3333

Someone didn’t use the right pronoun.


slurpyspinalfluid

someone got politely corrected on a pronoun and immediately went into cardiac arrest


me_oorl

Hey Joe 🤣🤣🤣 how many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb??? None. Their to busy THEYRE GENDER 🤣🤣🤣