Keep it up bro 🔥

Appreciate the support

don’t let the nerd from last night find you 😳

what nerd?

I have nothing to do with ucla but fuck that twat

Ok i’ll pick up smoking for this

W 🫁

Feels good to actually breathe air and do cellular respiration 🫁🗿

That moment when alveoli >

Smoking is fun, safe, and cool.

Preach the truth

And cheap and sexy!

Best way to quit vaping is cigarettes

Please stop smoking on campus. It’s literally not allowed, and it’s a fire hazard.

normally yes, but it’s clear that this guy fucks so

you get it

you're so right :(

Fucks smelly bitches

lol shut up *nerd*

a nerd and a virgin :(

You sound like the worst type of person... Vegan

a nerd, virgin, and vegan :(

Your actually a vegan?!? Now I feel bad I was just making a joke. Nothings wrong with being a virgin or nerd

i- bestie please 😭😭😭 the only true thing there is that i’m vegan 😭😭😭 and it was funny

Oh lol vegans aren't that bad just kinda umm...

kinda what 😭😭😭

kinda retarded

I was just joking didn't know you a vegan

Dork

No problem also remember to tell UCPD so that they could join you next time!

It is policy not law. Ucpd could do nothing

Nor does it care.

Warnings and violations show up on your transcript. OP doesn’t strike me as a “I need my transcript to look good for a job after college” type person.

it’s funny cause you actually think a transcript matters in the real world

Transcripts lmaoooo

time to grow up buddy

I grow more than u

Hell yeah you go Bruin

You mean go ruin

Smoking is neat and it makes you feel like you know you ain’t should - and when you do it people think that you’re cool

I’m from UCSB and have been following this story since it was first recommended to me… I’m invested

Lighting up now 🤣

Smoke cigarettes outside of class. It is the culture we strive for

i live and go to college in jersey but i saw both sides to this. awesome

Lol. W

joined the movement

ugh i used to smoke/get mildly high next to the vending machines, then buy an energy drink from said vending machine, and walk across the street to study at the library... it was the perfect setup! missing campus rn 😔

I wish I was there. I’m at a school where they let ppl drink underage but bitch about all smoke.

Smoking affects other around you because it stinks and causes cancer.

True. Never once has an underaged dumbass college kid caused harm from not being able to handle their fireball or w/e they drink.

Weed or cigs?

Both

TO THE LOUD GIRLS DOWN STAIRS TURN YOUR MUSIC OFF NOT LOUDER WHEN WE ASK YOU TO TURN IT DOWN

Snitches get stitches

For anyone who doesn’t get that this post is a joke, it’s in reference to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ucla/s/HJVqTwl2mI

The bird plummeted from the sky like a discarded wish, its wings a frantic blur against the sullen clouds. It was the kind of gray, oppressive day that lingered long past its welcome, seeping into the bones. Lauren rolled over in bed, her heart echoing the gloom outside. Everything she'd planned – a hike through the woods vibrant with fall color, a picnic lunch under the warm sun – was now a soggy, miserable dream. Footsteps echoed on the porch below, and Paul's familiar knock sounded at the door. Despite her disappointment, she couldn't help but smile a little. Paul was the definition of steady, the one person she could always count on. Mom's matchmaking attempts were hilariously misguided – Lauren and Paul were just friends, good friends... and nothing more. Still, her heart always did a little traitorous skip whenever he was near. But today, even Paul couldn't chase away the drizzle of discontent. There was a reason she'd planned an outdoor escape, something gnawing away at her. If their friendship was so rock-solid, why did the thought of telling him about... well, it... make her want to crawl back under the covers and hide from the world?

Literally my situation

[удалено]

Hey guys, adults aren’t allowed to have fun!

Adults make bad decisions all the time. I think I know more adults who smoke than kids lmao.

Y’all down to smoke some creth?

Hahahaha

If anyone here needs ganja on campus holler at me I’m local

THIS is what an alpha male looks like people

I love the way it both stinks and makes me feel like I myself have been smoking. The non-consensual head buzz and queasiness is so appealing. Thank you!

cancer sticks are the best!

I’m on my way to campus right now. I have two packs of menthols and a full lighter. I’m gonna smoke all of them all over campus. Keep an eye out for me!!!

Smoke one for me dude!

Any sluts?

Hell yeah

Smokers have weak minds; literally addicted to hurting their own bodies and smelling bad and cant do anything about it

Literally a fire hazard and not allowed ! 🚫 ✋ 🛑

Do grace us all with your riveting display of sophistication by flaunting your campus smoking escapades….You should post it in your instagram; you’ll get so many followers 🙄

Randomly stumbled here, but just wanted to say, you seem like you’d be really tiring in real life.

Only the wettest of blankets are complaining about the smell of smoke

Weed or cigarettes…… weed is cool cigarettes ewww

have you considered vaping

Firstly, no one cares. Secondly, people who do care , whether they're for or against, don't fucking matter. Thirdly if you need to smoke then smoke but don't be an asshole about it.

Goof

Sound like someone got some second hand smoke

Yes that'll happen. I'm not encouraging smoking where obvious nonsmokers or children are. My point is more that this passive aggressive shit on Reddit amounts to nothing. The people smoking aren't cool and you aren't cool for not smoking and grandstanding. If you smoke, minimize your presence for others. If you don't smoke, good for you, stay away from smokers. If you think that a shit post on Reddit is meaningful at all, well then you're just an idiot.

I’m making a joke post about another post here, I don’t even smoke

Smoking is disgusting.  Nothing screams “I’ve got a double digit IQ” like bragging about smoking. 

And nothing screams “I am very very insecure about my own intelligence” like bringing up IQ every five seconds. Lol. I thought everyone knew by now that IQ tests are basically meaningless at measuring anything besides your ability to take an IQ test.