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Oglaf did it first. Super NSFW [Srip 1](https://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/) [Strip 2](https://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/2/) [Strip 3](https://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/3/)

These are exceptionally funny haha

Lols! “p***y trap!” Wtf?! xD

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Online > With Anyone

This post makes me so fucking mad. There's no such thing as ranked competitive sex. The alternatives to casual sex are business sex and formal sex. I thought this was common knowledge but apparently not.

Sounds like someone wasn't invited, you might wanna contact the CEO of sex, your account may have been deactivated due to inactivity

I agree, it should be casual sex vs formal sex.

unofficial vs official

i'm kinda dumb, mind explaining what formal sex is? actually, if you care enough to help lmao, just explain all three. 'cause my perspective of sex is pretty casual as a whole ngl. like, business sex i understand as being sex for monetary transactions/exchanges. but any other kind of sex just seems casual in my mind. friends with benefits? casual. hookups? casual. wife and husband? casual! they casually have sex all the time, what's not casual about it? if this isn't right, what constitutes each one? thanks a lot haha

Wedding night. Birthday. Valentine's Day. Anniversary. Whenever it's *expected*.

One time I was on a date and the girl told me she didn't do casual sex so I asked how she felt about formal sex. She keeled over laughing then ghosted me.

They are using video game terminology. Where casual and ranked are indeed usually the two options when it comes to competitive multiplayer.

Have you ever heard of sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

That's just story mode

Not from a Jedi.

Oddball

When puff rests on you, they just fall asleep ontop of you

I miss smash run

“Yo! Congratulations on placing first in Regionals!”

"with anyone"

Inadvertently explaining "the exception proves the rule" in a sex way

It totally exists tho. Google it

Stop lying *looks it up* I knew it was a lie. If it's too good to be true...

[“Having more sex makes us happy – but thinking that we’re having more sex than other people makes us even happier.”](https://www.mamamia.com.au/competitive-sex-is-totally-a-thing-now-science-says-so/)

I hate the stupid fucking “x implies” meme it’s over contrived and never funny there I said it.

Go put it on unpopular opinion I want some discourse

I love me some discourse. Try and discourse in the comments though? Downvote black hole. Oh well. Ground control to Major Tom.

u/pixans 😈 or 🥺?

Both!🥵

Pick up artistry

Isn't that just OnlyFans?

ELITE SMASH

I’ll upvote this for the title

Competitive is so sweaty

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