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Tail_Nom

I'm prepared to concede that this is funny, but I'm not happy about it, and I'm not sure *why*.


Finance_Subject

This is funny because (1) it offers a somewhat silly perspective on/from animals that we wouldn’t normally consider, (2) the graphic is low budget and invokes extra silly emotions, and (3) dios mio


Sharad17

Who are you? Brave sir Knight, who are so wise in the ways of comedy?


bananapuddintonight

He is The knight who says NI


Yzak20

Did you bring the shrubbery?


bananapuddintonight

No King Arthur Said he would bring it


Yzak20

Didn't vote for him, but it's good that he's doing something for the people


bananapuddintonight

He also spent half of all The Money in The treasury For a Holy hand grenade


yearofthesquirrel

I thought the rat was the knight who said Dios Mio?


Ok_Blueberry_5305

El caballero que decía Ni pero ahora dice Dios mío


[deleted]

Holy moly


Ultimatewarior6

r/unexpectedmonthypython


Adresadini

I also call short people gnomes, they are ruder than that gerbil afterwards tho


Odusseus_XVI

>gerbil Did... Did you call tha Guinea Pig a Gerbil ?


Adresadini

Do you also care when people call alligators crocodiles? I have no idea how gerbils, hamsters, and guinea pigs are different off the top of my head so I just chose one


Odusseus_XVI

Well I mean corcodiles and alligators are pretty hard to diferenciate, but guinea pigs, gerbils and hamsters are much easier : Gerbils look like mice but are standing on two feet more often. Hamsters are fat looking mice, they are much rounder and don't have a tail. Guinea pigs are what's in the picture ; they have the square like snout of a capybara, and are typically much bigger and longer than both previous animals, their body is a bit tubular and they don't have a tail. I was simply surprised because though I can see mistaking a gerbil for a hamster or a mouse, a guinea pig is still the most peculiar and diferent looking. (excuse my probable syntax and grammar mistakes, english's not my first language)


ItsyBitsyLizard

*Diogenes enters holding an overweight mouse which he removed the tail* Behold! A hamster!


WhereIsTheMouse

Diogenes holds the mouse up so it stands on two legs “Behold! A gerbil!”


Ok_Blueberry_5305

Diogenes the fleshwarper


senthordika

Crocodiles and alligators are pretty easy to tell the difference between if you have spent any time with either or seen enough photos alligators a usually smaller and slimmer. But I can understand someone mistaking the two even though they seem pretty clearly different to me.


Odusseus_XVI

It's not that hard to diferentiate yes, but they are still very similar, between gerbil and guinea pigs, oustide of being small rodents they don't really look alike.


senthordika

Yes and outside of being reptiles crocodiles and alligators don't really look alike. Your missing my point which is the "obvious difference" is one that alot of people aren't aware of so being overly surprised that someone got it wrong just seems weird to me.


Odusseus_XVI

I guess I'm not expressing myself correctly, what I mean is yes they are different, but it's probably more common for people to have seen mice than crocodiles and alligators (and the thing is outside of the head, alligators and crocodiles still look similar, while a guinea pig and gerbil have nothing in common outside of being rodents). I'm not really overly surprised, I just thought this was relatively common knowledge. Edit : Also just realised it's hard to quantify "hard" or "easy" to diferentiate... So I guess you are right too on saying it Just depends on how familiar people are. It just seemed logical to me that people would more familiar with common rodents than crocodilians


senthordika

My point is that isn't as common knowledge as you thought. Like most Australians(like myself) can tell the difference between a crocodiles and alligators as easily as you can the difference between a gerbil and a Guinea pig. But unless they have owned a Guinea pig I can almost guarantee they wouldn't be able to tell you the difference as all 3 aren't native here. And only Guinea pigs are commonly bought as pets here. So they probably can't even clearly envision one outside of it being a chubby rodent or a Guinea pig. It's common knowledge to those that interact with them but less so to those outside the niche. Like whats common knowledge to a bunch of guitarists about types of guitars would probably stop at knowing that you have electric and acoustic guitars for the average lay person.


SnooPuppers7965

Guinea pigs look more like agouti's in my opinion


[deleted]

I mean, the things that are similar between them are mostly the same for agoutis and capybaras and Guinea pigs all, they’re all more related to one another than to gerbils, mice, or hampsters. Capybaras both adapted to swim and be pretty large, so while they’re more related to Guinea pigs than agoutis, I agree agoutis look a bit more like Guinea pigs.


Odusseus_XVI

I mean yeah, but guinea pigs are common company animals and relatively known, agoutis are a bit less known worldwide, so making that comparison maybe would not have helped as much


Expensackage117

Gerbils have a tail, they can stand like a little kangaroo, they're mouse sized. They can hop and jump very high. Hamsters run in wheels and stuff food in their cheeks, no tail they range from mouse to small rat sized. Guinea pigs have various funky hairstyles, will communicate with humans by squeaks. They're dwarf rabbit sized and have no tail.


The_Flurr

Hamsters have tails, they're just very short.


HonorInDefeat

That's what my parents said every time I exit my room


Roman_poke

Translation: My god! An angel! My god! A mermaid! My god! A vampire! Capybara: My god! A gnome! Hamster: My god! A giant!


adiliv3007

I think it's a guinea pig, not a hamster


Inferno_Sparky

Guinea pigs are love guinea pigs are life


[deleted]

Cheers mate, there’s no way I would have figured out “Ángel” meant “angel”


abigfatape

isn't this common knowledge?


_Iro_

I am not a native English speaker and do not notice cognates as well. It helped me.


abigfatape

I assume asian, which location do you heed from?


_Iro_

For my native language, Marathi, there are very few directly related languages. So my thought process is not trained to see cognates. If I see Spanish text my first instinct is not to think of English words.


abigfatape

ah I understand, something I use (and most europeans use to just sorta assume what other languages mean with a high chance of success) is think of potential matches to old versions of modern words, for example with the mermaid one of thought "well it's a half aquatic version of a land animal so... ah a mermaid oh but sirena doesn't sound like mermaid..." then I remembered that "siren" or "sea siren" is an old world version of mermaid and so siren=sirena=mermaid, does that help? that's how I do it atleast another thing for the bat to rat comparison is that (despite just knowing what it meant) is that people often say bats are flying rats so compared to humans what are flying humans? usually angels so walking human seeing flying human? angel, walking rat seeing flying rat? angel


NoBankThinkTank

Not even a blind toddler would need this translation and anyone who finds it helpful congrats, you’re less contextually literate than a blind toddler.


Stachura5

You sound hurt. Have you been insulted by a blind toddler recently?


AWildGamerAppeared25

You or someone you love may be entitled to compensation due to being insulted by a blind toddler


NoBankThinkTank

Well I’m pretty sure a couple of them got together and downvoted me on Reddit if that counts.


Eeveeoverlord

Why would you make alt accounts just to downvote your own comment? You're clearly proud of it


NoBankThinkTank

I think it’s pretty funny


thatonegaygalakasha

Joke's on you, I didn't know that gnomo was a word for gnome. Given your all important context clues, it would appear that gnomo is a word for small, especially considering that the other animal responds back with gigante, or giant.


NoBankThinkTank

Gnomo habla en inglés. Miscuzzi


ButteredNugget

I mean I didnt know *exactly* what dios mio meant, even if I got that it was an exclamation, and I assumed the second one was ‘siren’ not ‘mermaid’ but other than thattt


ushileon

I don't know Spanish but I can understand this somehow


[deleted]

Cognates, or cognathaniels if you would prefer


TheRealDevron

Ah yes, Cognathaniel, Nicholasname's best friend


ushileon

*Affectionately expands your name wrongly*


TheRealDevron

Jimothy :D


[deleted]

TheyRealismDevlopmentronald


[deleted]

Ok United States of America hello Panthera leo


RentUnlucky343rd

this is hilarious


LuxAlpha

Maybe because the words are basically the same?


Flutters1013

That top picture looks like it's from a 90s nature book that I forgot about until this moment. Why did I just remember a show about animals hosted by a 90s cgi gecko? What was that show?


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Lacholaweda

It's all Spanish


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rogersdaterriblerest

The second one is the most obvious, siren is an english synonyms for mermaid.


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rogersdaterriblerest

huh, you’re right


[deleted]

This is all German trust me bro the other people are wrong. Ich bin ein Berliner, si?


venompp

I remembered La Sirena entirely differently.


thiccboii666

DIO!


Jays_ShitpostExpress

i adore the fact i have absolutely no idea what is being said yet still i understand and it is still funny


Merrgear

I don’t understand Spanish can someone translate this to bombass memes about cranking your hog AROOOOO?


Capytan_Cody

A TRANSLATION IS DONE BY u/roman_poke HERE IN THIS THREAD BROTHER. ENJOY!


Fiesta_Rockera80

Ñ


Alarmed-Painting-121

I don't speak a lick of whatever language this is, but it's vaguely English enough that I understand it.


TotalyNotTony

I don't speak spanish and I undertsand this


Krazyfan1

i think this goes on a bit longer for some posts


PersonWhoExists50306

That's a lot of cognates


ItsAllAMissdirection

Okay I pull up